If Thanksgiving isn't the day to celebrate drunken relatives and try to figure out if you're happy in your work, when is, I ask you?? Vote Jimmy!! Vote Jimmy!! I'm with you, Jimmy boy! I accuse my parents, too!!!
ReplyJimmy won an award for his essay! What more do you want? A hamburger sandwich with all the trimmings!?
ReplyI voted for this because it stars three future presidents of the United States. It cured cancer and stopped global warming. This movie invented the Internet. It is not a robot. This movie IS a unicorn. It put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop and the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong. Vote Jimmy’s Mom now!
ReplyIt’s the epitome of the “riffable” movie. There can be no other contender. And that Is why- “I Accuse My Parents”
ReplyThe riffs are spot-on, the movie is surprisingly watchable, and the hose segments are classics. THIS, IMHO, is the best episode of the series, and a shining example of what the show is about.
ReplyJimmy killed in self defense; he shouldn't have even needed to accuse his parents in the first place!
ReplyWhile it's hard to pass up Trumpy (especially after the election), this one is just too delicious.
ReplyI Accuse My Parents is somewhat watchable, if kitschy -- Pod People is just a painful grind, other than the potato section.
ReplyI grew up with a giant drunk family every year, and this is a classic that will never die! Trumpy!
ReplyIt has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with HURTING
ReplyPod people is by far the best. Us parents have been screaming this for yrs about our childtrn!!🥰🤣🤣🤣
ReplyIn life, sometimes there are right and wrong choices. I have clearly made the right choice in this decision. Follow my example.
ReplyI love the insanity of a mediocre horror movie getting edited into a an even more mediocre ET ripoff. It stinks!
ReplyWing-ed potatoes and burnin' rubber tires. And I don't like coffee either.
ReplyIf Trumpy doesn’t win this election, it’s rigged! John Carradine voted! Evidence is coming!
ReplyFinal Justice = Most of the humor relies on 'fat jokes'. :-/ ....so yeah, "It stinks!"
ReplyI grew up on MST3K (39 now), and I still say "little potatoes" in a Trumpy voice.
ReplyPod People has been featured on Turkey Day twice already -- voting for Final Justice for something "new" and different.
ReplyI thought to myself should I vote for Final Justice? and a voice said. "Go Ahead on"
ReplyI'm going with the guy who suggested "new and different". I just couldn't get the vote-up button to work.
ReplyCan we take a moment to recognize Helena Dalli who plays Maria? She's a Miss World participant. She acted in this one movie next to Mr. Joey "Go Ahead On", And since '96 she's rep'd in the Maltese Parliament and as a cabinet member. Daaang! Yesterday I remembered to trim my toenails. Aww yeah.
ReplyJoe Don Baker jeopardizing international relations between Texas and Malta. You can't beat that.
ReplyEven though Pod People was the very first episode I ever saw of MST3K way back in college in the 90s, it's been on Turkey Day before. Final Justice and MALTA deserve to shine.
ReplyI haven't seen Pod People yet but the support it's gotten has got me curious about it. I voted for this one though because I watch Joe Don Baker movies and I think this one is as good as Mitchell.
ReplyI had to choose between "It stinks" and "Go ahead on." Joe Don I choose you over Trumpy!
ReplyI think Pod People just gets played a little too much, I know it too well, whereas there are lots of parts of Final Justice I feel like I could watch again right now. Turkey Day needs deeper cuts too.
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