Turkeyday2020 SquareOffs

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46%
I Accuse My Parents

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54%
Pod People WINNER

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46%
I Accuse My Parents

26 Comments
Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

If Thanksgiving isn't the day to celebrate drunken relatives and try to figure out if you're happy in your work, when is, I ask you?? Vote Jimmy!! Vote Jimmy!! I'm with you, Jimmy boy! I accuse my parents, too!!!

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Bo Sheep
3
Bo Sheep

Pod People has had its time, let’s give Jimmy this victory

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Stephen White
3
Stephen White

Gypsy lip-syncing to "Are you Happy in your Work?"

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Russell Boyer
2
Russell Boyer

Jimmy won an award for his essay! What more do you want? A hamburger sandwich with all the trimmings!?

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

I voted for this because it stars three future presidents of the United States. It cured cancer and stopped global warming. This movie invented the Internet. It is not a robot. This movie IS a unicorn. It put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop and the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong. Vote Jimmy’s Mom now!

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Linda Saper
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Linda Saper

It’s the epitome of the “riffable” movie. There can be no other contender. And that Is why- “I Accuse My Parents”

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Tiffany Fricke
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Tiffany Fricke

What better entertainment for a family holiday, than a film about family?

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Molly Hansen
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Molly Hansen

The songs are wonderful!

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Jason Bacon
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Jason Bacon

The riffs are spot-on, the movie is surprisingly watchable, and the hose segments are classics. THIS, IMHO, is the best episode of the series, and a shining example of what the show is about.

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Myrrh Kingwell
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Myrrh Kingwell

Jimmy's a good boy! He won the essay contest!

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Joshua Christenson
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Joshua Christenson

This is just pure Sophie’s choice. Let the chips fall where they may...

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

Maybe this time they'll explain how the plot can be traced back to his parents!

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Bryson Boggess
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Bryson Boggess

Jimmy killed in self defense; he shouldn't have even needed to accuse his parents in the first place!

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Aimee Wright
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Aimee Wright

It's hilarious.

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Craig Hill
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Craig Hill

It's upbeat and I love the bots musical number.

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Pod People got got no reason to live.

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Leeann Key
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Leeann Key

No. More. Trumpy.

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H. Jameel Al Khafiz
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H. Jameel Al Khafiz

Jimmy's mother is drunk, and that's funny!

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Lisa Williford
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Lisa Williford

While it's hard to pass up Trumpy (especially after the election), this one is just too delicious.

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

Can I just tell you about my Mom once?

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Kevin Smith
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Kevin Smith

I’m rooting for Jimmy Wilson’s mom!!!

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Howard Sauertieg
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Howard Sauertieg

I keep voting against Pod People for some reason

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Jarret Cooper
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Jarret Cooper

Because Mom likes to say she has TWO beaus!

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Willow Polson
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Willow Polson

I Accuse My Parents is somewhat watchable, if kitschy -- Pod People is just a painful grind, other than the potato section.

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54%
Pod People

40 Comments
Jim
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Jim

No! Trumpy!

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Jessica Bro
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Jessica Bro

I grew up with a giant drunk family every year, and this is a classic that will never die! Trumpy!

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Wesley Richardson
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Wesley Richardson

With a name like Smucker's, ya know it's good!

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Jeremy Leveille
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Jeremy Leveille

Idiot Control now!

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Chris Haynes
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Chris Haynes

One of my 2 favorites of the original 10 seasons

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

It Stinks! Yes I know that isn't original

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John Harris
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John Harris

It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with HURTING

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Klugman
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Klugman

Burning rubber tires

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Barry Ward
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Barry Ward

Idiot Control Now....

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Nathan Wurm-Cutter
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Nathan Wurm-Cutter

My favorite all time episode!

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Bruce Turbeville
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Bruce Turbeville

Oh, Trumpy, you can do stupid things!

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Majorly stinkage!

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Ricardo Silkworth
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Ricardo Silkworth

Trumpy can do magic things duh!

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Dice & Brews
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Dice & Brews

While 'I Accuse My Parents' is a great episode, 'Pod People' is a classic.

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Denise Bingham
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Denise Bingham

Pod people is by far the best. Us parents have been screaming this for yrs about our childtrn!!🥰🤣🤣🤣

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Terry Somerville
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Terry Somerville

The toughest choice ever! But I had to go with my first love.

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Michael Schiavo
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Michael Schiavo

It really does stink.

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Brian Surge Zickel
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Brian Surge Zickel

Because it just like E.T. But it can do stupid things.

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Daniel M. Clark
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Daniel M. Clark

Because it's not just good, it's *the best*.

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

In life, sometimes there are right and wrong choices. I have clearly made the right choice in this decision. Follow my example.

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John Matthew Mattie
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John Matthew Mattie

If Trumpy loses, we’re lawyerin’ up!

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Chris Fortner
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Chris Fortner

Why I vote for Pod People? How can you not! Little winged potatoes!

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Scot Burklin
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Scot Burklin

Trumpy can do stupid things... what's not to love?

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Michael Ryan Goodwin
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Michael Ryan Goodwin

"Trumpy, you can do stupid things! ".

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

Who doesn't love little wing-ed potatoes?

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David Schmidt
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David Schmidt

Cuz this guy's got Renaissance Faire written all over him. Huzzah!

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TransmorpherDDS
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TransmorpherDDS

I love the insanity of a mediocre horror movie getting edited into a an even more mediocre ET ripoff. It stinks!

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

Never mess with Trumpy!

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ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ 2
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ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ 2

Did you hear that? It sounded like Laura leaping to her death.

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
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Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Wing-ed potatoes and burnin' rubber tires. And I don't like coffee either.

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61%
Pod People WINNER

26

39%
Final Justice

27

61%
Pod People

26 Comments
Mike Aronow
2
Mike Aronow

Because there's still at least one clown in the sky...

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John Matthew Mattie
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John Matthew Mattie

If Trumpy doesn’t win this election, it’s rigged! John Carradine voted! Evidence is coming!

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Alexander
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Alexander

My favorite Episode

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Stuff n Stuff
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Stuff n Stuff

It's called evil kid.

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🌊harasan
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🌊harasan

I voted for this because IT STINKS.

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Stinks to the million!!!

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

Hear the engines roll now Idiot control now...

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ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ 3

Gimme that! I’ll show you how to use a prop phone!

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Jeremy Leveille
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Jeremy Leveille

Pod People is great! Final Justice is overrated

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Stephen Bradford Doherty
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Stephen Bradford Doherty

Trumpy would beat the crap out of E. T.!

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Marc Nottke
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Marc Nottke

Trumpy?! You can do stupid things!

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Mike Welker
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Mike Welker

Its Just better.... wait... no IT STINKS! HUZZAH!

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Aimee Wright
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Aimee Wright

Final Justice = Most of the humor relies on 'fat jokes'. :-/ ....so yeah, "It stinks!"

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Raymond J. Whitehead
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Raymond J. Whitehead

I grew up on MST3K (39 now), and I still say "little potatoes" in a Trumpy voice.

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

Pod people got no reason to live

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

Don't make me explain myself to you.

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j c
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j c

Pod People is just so deleriously weird that nothing can compete. It's so wild that the only way they could even try to mock it in the host segments was to just copy the movie itself word for word.

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Erin Hutchins
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Erin Hutchins

All the potatoes...

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

I want to be on Trumpy's good side.

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Mat Biller
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Mat Biller

Speak middle English!

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39%
Final Justice

27 Comments
Evan Gassman
3
Evan Gassman

Pod People has been featured on Turkey Day twice already -- voting for Final Justice for something "new" and different.

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Corvid Cattus
1
Corvid Cattus

Please, dear god, no more Trumpy doing stupid things.

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James Haile
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James Haile

I thought to myself should I vote for Final Justice? and a voice said. "Go Ahead on"

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Bo Sheep
1
Bo Sheep

GOOSEIO MUST BE AVENGED

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

Mitchell? Eh, close enough!

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

A little variety now and then is always good

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Leslie Maryann Neal
0
Leslie Maryann Neal

I don't even like this movie. I'm just sick to death of Trumpy.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I'm going with the guy who suggested "new and different". I just couldn't get the vote-up button to work.

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Can we take a moment to recognize Helena Dalli who plays Maria? She's a Miss World participant. She acted in this one movie next to Mr. Joey "Go Ahead On", And since '96 she's rep'd in the Maltese Parliament and as a cabinet member. Daaang! Yesterday I remembered to trim my toenails. Aww yeah.

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Matthew McGowan
0
Matthew McGowan

Goosio, dammit! GOOSIO!!

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Craig Hill
0
Craig Hill

Joe Don Baker jeopardizing international relations between Texas and Malta. You can't beat that.

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Leeann Key
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Leeann Key

Joe Don Baker would sit on Trumpy and kill him.

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Christy Yeaton Roberts
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Christy Yeaton Roberts

Even though Pod People was the very first episode I ever saw of MST3K way back in college in the 90s, it's been on Turkey Day before. Final Justice and MALTA deserve to shine.

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Rich Bergin
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Rich Bergin

Let's change it up this year and show something different.

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Josh Ryals
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Josh Ryals

I haven't seen Pod People yet but the support it's gotten has got me curious about it. I voted for this one though because I watch Joe Don Baker movies and I think this one is as good as Mitchell.

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Matthew Deall
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Matthew Deall

I had to choose between "It stinks" and "Go ahead on." Joe Don I choose you over Trumpy!

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

I'll take Joe Don and the Mafia for $500, Alex

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Jamie Rogers
0
Jamie Rogers

VOTE FOR THIS MOVIE, YOU SON OF A *****!

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Katey Carney
0
Katey Carney

I love Final Justice , makes me wonder if they have beer on the sun lol

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

Meatballs fried in la-aaaaaard!!

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

I need that Joe Don repulsiveness to keep from overeating, you guys

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Kieran Cowan
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Kieran Cowan

I think Pod People just gets played a little too much, I know it too well, whereas there are lots of parts of Final Justice I feel like I could watch again right now. Turkey Day needs deeper cuts too.

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Rhysdux
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Rhysdux

I think this is one of the best experiments.

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