Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2022! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/5/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

42%
Night of the Blood Beast

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58%
Final Justice WINNER

43

42%
Night of the Blood Beast

27 Comments
Jim Hanson
4
Jim Hanson

Blood Beast had the definitive Turkey Day episode.

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Ben
3
Ben

Steve’s don’t have a chance against Joe Don Baker, but I haven’t seen this nearly as much as Final Sacrifice.

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Myrrh Kingwell
3
Myrrh Kingwell

Eating while looking at Joe Don Baker isn't advisable imo.

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Troy Thomas
2
Troy Thomas

It's the Thanksgiving episode, people! Come on!

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
2
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Gotta go with the guy pregnant with shrimp!

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Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

Once Upon a Honeymoon

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Phyllis Lanza
1
Phyllis Lanza

Geronimo is no Mitchell. I'm sticking with the Steves.

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Uncle Fezter
1
Uncle Fezter

The running 'Steve' gag, 'These boobies aren't as nice as the other ones', 'Back when NASA was family owned and operated', and a whole lot more

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Lucia Bella
0
Lucia Bella

That title is just pure class.

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Jay Skillman
0
Jay Skillman

Vote for the Under-Beast!

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Aimee Wright
0
Aimee Wright

Oof, no more Joe Don Baker.

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

"I've lain with the Blood Beast."

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Leslie Maryann Neal
0
Leslie Maryann Neal

One of my fave eps. Maybe you could show the Turkey Day version?

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Jordan Carpenter
0
Jordan Carpenter

I literally can't understand voting against a Season 7 episode. The whole thing is just perfection all the way through.

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Andrew Brandt
0
Andrew Brandt

Not even close for me. First viewing of Blood Beast had me cackling. Joe Don Baker or no, Blood Beast is a classic!

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Lynda Rollins
0
Lynda Rollins

Never seen it! Seen Final Justice however like 15 times. Yes, "only" 15.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

Never saw it, but everybody says it's "so Thanksgiving". I must find out why.

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Ricardo Silkworth
0
Ricardo Silkworth

For the Shrimp babies yo

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Because the Thanksgiving one is still awesome.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I like this movie better. I feel sorry for Steve.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

Sry, Final Justice is all over the damn place...

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

'Final Justice' is the better episode, but 'Night of the Blood Beast' has an entire alternate batch of Thanksgiving themed host segments, which makes it the obvious Turkey Day choice.

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58%
Final Justice

42 Comments
Paul Smith
5
Paul Smith

You guys vote for Joe Don Baker movies?

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Robert Boo Berry
Robert Boo Berry

Get back to work Temp Boy!

Gretchen Crumpacker
2
Gretchen Crumpacker

One word: GOOSIO. And yes, I very much want Joe Don Baker’s vast white buttocks rising over my Thanksgiving turkey.

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Corey Core Grundstein
2
Corey Core Grundstein

I like Final Justice much more however, Lesley, I have a suggestion. Night of the Blood Beast has a version with Thanksgiving themed host segments. Maybe play those host segments in between episodes.

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Howard Sauertieg
1
Howard Sauertieg

This is a vote for all the hard working Maltese women.

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ThePeronah
1
ThePeronah

No box of Hamdingers here

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Go ahead on. It's your move.

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Michael Pullmann
1
Michael Pullmann

Think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move.

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Killua
0
Killua

I have a need for a yearly Rowsdower fix. This alleviates that.

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Bo Sheep
0
Bo Sheep

gooseio's death must not have been in vain

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

The Joe Don episodes are classic

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Mike Lewis
0
Mike Lewis

I'm ready for some FOOOTBALLLL!

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Crissty Hawkins
0
Crissty Hawkins

I need more jokes like "Mitchell" in my life.

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Dan Hux
0
Dan Hux

Who doesn’t want to watch Joe Don Baker try to act!

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Neither of these are very high on my favorite episodes list, but Final Justice is a little funnier IMO

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Josh Colletta
0
Josh Colletta

Eat eat eat eat, munch munch munch munch...

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Chippletown
0
Chippletown

Mitchell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

If Joe Don Baker is in the episode, it gets my vote.

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John C. Worsley
0
John C. Worsley

Just had to go ahead on.

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

Cuz I always eat oatmeal

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Andrew Gauer
0
Andrew Gauer

Just one more justice please

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Daniel Laird
0
Daniel Laird

From the shoehorning a European criminal into Texas to the way it just ends, and the great Eateateat credit song.... what's not to love?

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
0
Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Tough one. Both titles remind me so much of Election Day. It's time for Final Justice though, so there. Oh, and also Joe Don Baker!!!

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Brian Jay
0
Brian Jay

Oh Kermie, take a look at my good stuff!

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Katey Carney
0
Katey Carney

One word ,"Rowsdower" .

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

Would absolutely love to see either one of these on Thanksgiving but I've gotta go with the Joe Don Baker movie. "Can I have another meal?"

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Gregory Lannom
0
Gregory Lannom

I went ahead on and made muh move.

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

Because I like to go head on!

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Keeva Segal
0
Keeva Segal

Who can possibly not want to see this one? It has everything! Joe Don Baker, no discernible plot, incoherent dialog and breathless (literally) chases.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
2
🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
0
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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