Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2022! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/5/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

42%
Night of the Blood Beast

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58%
Final Justice WINNER

43

42%
Night of the Blood Beast

27 Comments
Jim Hanson
4
Jim Hanson

Blood Beast had the definitive Turkey Day episode.

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Ben
3
Ben

Steve’s don’t have a chance against Joe Don Baker, but I haven’t seen this nearly as much as Final Sacrifice.

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Myrrh Kingwell
3
Myrrh Kingwell

Eating while looking at Joe Don Baker isn't advisable imo.

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Troy Thomas
2
Troy Thomas

It's the Thanksgiving episode, people! Come on!

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
2
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Gotta go with the guy pregnant with shrimp!

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Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

Once Upon a Honeymoon

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Phyllis Lanza
1
Phyllis Lanza

Geronimo is no Mitchell. I'm sticking with the Steves.

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Uncle Fezter
1
Uncle Fezter

The running 'Steve' gag, 'These boobies aren't as nice as the other ones', 'Back when NASA was family owned and operated', and a whole lot more

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Lucia Bella
0
Lucia Bella

That title is just pure class.

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Jay Skillman
0
Jay Skillman

Vote for the Under-Beast!

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Aimee Wright
0
Aimee Wright

Oof, no more Joe Don Baker.

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

"I've lain with the Blood Beast."

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Leslie Maryann Neal
0
Leslie Maryann Neal

One of my fave eps. Maybe you could show the Turkey Day version?

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Jordan Carpenter
0
Jordan Carpenter

I literally can't understand voting against a Season 7 episode. The whole thing is just perfection all the way through.

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Andrew Brandt
0
Andrew Brandt

Not even close for me. First viewing of Blood Beast had me cackling. Joe Don Baker or no, Blood Beast is a classic!

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Lynda Rollins
0
Lynda Rollins

Never seen it! Seen Final Justice however like 15 times. Yes, "only" 15.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

Never saw it, but everybody says it's "so Thanksgiving". I must find out why.

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Ricardo Silkworth
0
Ricardo Silkworth

For the Shrimp babies yo

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Because the Thanksgiving one is still awesome.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I like this movie better. I feel sorry for Steve.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

Sry, Final Justice is all over the damn place...

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

'Final Justice' is the better episode, but 'Night of the Blood Beast' has an entire alternate batch of Thanksgiving themed host segments, which makes it the obvious Turkey Day choice.

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58%
Final Justice

43 Comments
Paul Smith
5
Paul Smith

You guys vote for Joe Don Baker movies?

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Robert Boo Berry
Robert Boo Berry

Get back to work Temp Boy!

Gretchen Crumpacker
2
Gretchen Crumpacker

One word: GOOSIO. And yes, I very much want Joe Don Baker’s vast white buttocks rising over my Thanksgiving turkey.

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Corey Core Grundstein
2
Corey Core Grundstein

I like Final Justice much more however, Lesley, I have a suggestion. Night of the Blood Beast has a version with Thanksgiving themed host segments. Maybe play those host segments in between episodes.

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Howard Sauertieg
1
Howard Sauertieg

This is a vote for all the hard working Maltese women.

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ThePeronah
1
ThePeronah

No box of Hamdingers here

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Go ahead on. It's your move.

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Michael Pullmann
1
Michael Pullmann

Think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move.

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Killua
0
Killua

I have a need for a yearly Rowsdower fix. This alleviates that.

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Bo Sheep
0
Bo Sheep

gooseio's death must not have been in vain

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

The Joe Don episodes are classic

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Mike Lewis
0
Mike Lewis

I'm ready for some FOOOTBALLLL!

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Crissty Hawkins
0
Crissty Hawkins

I need more jokes like "Mitchell" in my life.

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Dan Hux
0
Dan Hux

Who doesn’t want to watch Joe Don Baker try to act!

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Neither of these are very high on my favorite episodes list, but Final Justice is a little funnier IMO

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Josh Colletta
0
Josh Colletta

Eat eat eat eat, munch munch munch munch...

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Chippletown
0
Chippletown

Mitchell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

If Joe Don Baker is in the episode, it gets my vote.

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John C. Worsley
0
John C. Worsley

Just had to go ahead on.

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

Cuz I always eat oatmeal

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Andrew Gauer
0
Andrew Gauer

Just one more justice please

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Daniel Laird
0
Daniel Laird

From the shoehorning a European criminal into Texas to the way it just ends, and the great Eateateat credit song.... what's not to love?

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
0
Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Tough one. Both titles remind me so much of Election Day. It's time for Final Justice though, so there. Oh, and also Joe Don Baker!!!

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Brian Jay
0
Brian Jay

Oh Kermie, take a look at my good stuff!

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Katey Carney
0
Katey Carney

One word ,"Rowsdower" .

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

Would absolutely love to see either one of these on Thanksgiving but I've gotta go with the Joe Don Baker movie. "Can I have another meal?"

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Gregory Lannom
0
Gregory Lannom

I went ahead on and made muh move.

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

Because I like to go head on!

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Keeva Segal
0
Keeva Segal

Who can possibly not want to see this one? It has everything! Joe Don Baker, no discernible plot, incoherent dialog and breathless (literally) chases.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
19 hrs ago

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

55%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

5

45%
Laserblast

9

55%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

"Laserblast" was shown on Turkey Day 2019. "Horror of Party Beach" hasn't been shown on a Turkey Day Marathon in the last 7 years, maybe never. So that's the main reason for our vote going to "... Party Beach".

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Lisa Hill Boatwright
0
Lisa Hill Boatwright

1. It's a singalong; 2. the fight scene is epic; 3. Eulahbelle; 4. Look! Polish!; 5. Hot dog mouth monsters

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Because sodium is better than being ready for some football.

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Bill Davies
0
Bill Davies

I love the "Zombie Stomp".

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45%
Laserblast

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
William Lane
2
William Lane

Because it's Thanksgiving and that means I got to GET READY FOR SOME FOOT!!! BALL!!!

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

Are you ready for some football?!

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

I wanna' transform into Pure Thought & play at the edge of time & space with all my riffing buddies! <3

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

He's taking Eddie to the Vet to get Fixed!!

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Nick Franco
0
Nick Franco

Because I'm ready for some football!!!

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Tom Copain
0
Tom Copain

Because I’m READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

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Stephen Wood
0
Stephen Wood

Utter mess of a film, and delightfully fun to watch.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Because of shell-less turtle like aliens. Also, I'm ready for some football!

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
3 days ago

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

57%
Parts: The Clonus Horror WINNER

19

43%
Hercules

9

57%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
19 Comments
William Lane
2
William Lane

Tonight, on Biography: Steve Reeves. Star of Hercules, who took steroids because of chronic feelings of inadequacy when compared to his naturally virile contemporary, Peter Graves.

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Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

Today we learned...A and 3... Today we learned A and 3.

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Jeff Pfeiffer
1
Jeff Pfeiffer

So many great riffs in this one and it has a villainous Peter Graves in it. Who could ask for more?

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Alex Addams
1
Alex Addams

So good they ripped it off and got sued!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Actually it should be, such a good movie that it was ripped off by one of the most popular directors in Hollywood who then got sued by the "Clonus" copyright holders. The thief settled out of court. 😁👍

Donald Green
1
Donald Green

Mainly Funny Hosting Bits!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
1
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's the best stand alone movie MST ever riffed IMO, it's hysterical from beginning to end and it's my all time #1 favorite episode!

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Daniel Emerson
1
Daniel Emerson

I like both of these, but (just) plumped for Parts.

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Steven Otte
1
Steven Otte

I didn't get to see season 8. I'd love to see this one!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Oh I envy you! Season 8 is arguably their funniest/best season ever! Many of them are on the Gizmoplex.com for free (until 2023) & on YouTube for free including "Clonus".

Travis Reis
1
Travis Reis

Let's go for the Michael Bay inspiration!

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Seth Williams-Welch
1
Seth Williams-Welch

70's beige sci-fi is my happy place

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Nils Lorvick
1
Nils Lorvick

Riffing is top-shelf in this one.

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

I'm Peter Graves, and the more Peters Graveses there are, the better. I'm Peter Graves.

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

She really was on top of old Smokey!

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Alex Flores
0
Alex Flores

Forgot about the cookies! Sorry!

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43%
Hercules

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
Melanie Hinchey
2
Melanie Hinchey

Let's face it, America does not live up to the hype.

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Solberg-Bell Household
1
Solberg-Bell Household

Turkey makes you sleepy. Herc is naturally sleepy. It's a match made in Olympus!

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Andrew Bosch
0
Andrew Bosch

It's a heavy-lifter.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Anything with Hercules rules!

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Ross Abadie
0
Ross Abadie

Just sing “Zero to Hero” to annoy the community since there’s a Disney Animated film about him.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Hercules > Parts: The Clouns Horror

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