Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2021! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/5/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

42%
Night of the Blood Beast

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58%
Final Justice WINNER

43

42%
Night of the Blood Beast

27 Comments
Jim Hanson
4
Jim Hanson

Blood Beast had the definitive Turkey Day episode.

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Ben
3
Ben

Steve’s don’t have a chance against Joe Don Baker, but I haven’t seen this nearly as much as Final Sacrifice.

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Myrrh Kingwell
3
Myrrh Kingwell

Eating while looking at Joe Don Baker isn't advisable imo.

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Troy Thomas
2
Troy Thomas

It's the Thanksgiving episode, people! Come on!

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
2
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Gotta go with the guy pregnant with shrimp!

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Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

Once Upon a Honeymoon

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Phyllis Lanza
1
Phyllis Lanza

Geronimo is no Mitchell. I'm sticking with the Steves.

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Uncle Fezter
1
Uncle Fezter

The running 'Steve' gag, 'These boobies aren't as nice as the other ones', 'Back when NASA was family owned and operated', and a whole lot more

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Lucia Bella
0
Lucia Bella

That title is just pure class.

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Jay Skillman
0
Jay Skillman

Vote for the Under-Beast!

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Aimee Wright
0
Aimee Wright

Oof, no more Joe Don Baker.

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

"I've lain with the Blood Beast."

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Leslie Maryann Neal
0
Leslie Maryann Neal

One of my fave eps. Maybe you could show the Turkey Day version?

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Jordan Carpenter
0
Jordan Carpenter

I literally can't understand voting against a Season 7 episode. The whole thing is just perfection all the way through.

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Andrew Brandt
0
Andrew Brandt

Not even close for me. First viewing of Blood Beast had me cackling. Joe Don Baker or no, Blood Beast is a classic!

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Lynda Rollins
0
Lynda Rollins

Never seen it! Seen Final Justice however like 15 times. Yes, "only" 15.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

Never saw it, but everybody says it's "so Thanksgiving". I must find out why.

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Ricardo Silkworth
0
Ricardo Silkworth

For the Shrimp babies yo

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Because the Thanksgiving one is still awesome.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I like this movie better. I feel sorry for Steve.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

Sry, Final Justice is all over the damn place...

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

'Final Justice' is the better episode, but 'Night of the Blood Beast' has an entire alternate batch of Thanksgiving themed host segments, which makes it the obvious Turkey Day choice.

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58%
Final Justice

43 Comments
Paul Smith
5
Paul Smith

You guys vote for Joe Don Baker movies?

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Robert Boo Berry
Robert Boo Berry

Get back to work Temp Boy!

Gretchen Crumpacker
2
Gretchen Crumpacker

One word: GOOSIO. And yes, I very much want Joe Don Baker’s vast white buttocks rising over my Thanksgiving turkey.

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Corey Core Grundstein
2
Corey Core Grundstein

I like Final Justice much more however, Lesley, I have a suggestion. Night of the Blood Beast has a version with Thanksgiving themed host segments. Maybe play those host segments in between episodes.

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Howard Sauertieg
1
Howard Sauertieg

This is a vote for all the hard working Maltese women.

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ThePeronah
1
ThePeronah

No box of Hamdingers here

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Go ahead on. It's your move.

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Michael Pullmann
1
Michael Pullmann

Think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move.

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Killua
0
Killua

I have a need for a yearly Rowsdower fix. This alleviates that.

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Bo Sheep
0
Bo Sheep

gooseio's death must not have been in vain

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

The Joe Don episodes are classic

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Mike Lewis
0
Mike Lewis

I'm ready for some FOOOTBALLLL!

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Crissty Hawkins
0
Crissty Hawkins

I need more jokes like "Mitchell" in my life.

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Dan Hux
0
Dan Hux

Who doesn’t want to watch Joe Don Baker try to act!

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Neither of these are very high on my favorite episodes list, but Final Justice is a little funnier IMO

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Josh Colletta
0
Josh Colletta

Eat eat eat eat, munch munch munch munch...

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Chippletown
0
Chippletown

Mitchell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

If Joe Don Baker is in the episode, it gets my vote.

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John C. Worsley
0
John C. Worsley

Just had to go ahead on.

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

Cuz I always eat oatmeal

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Andrew Gauer
0
Andrew Gauer

Just one more justice please

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Daniel Laird
0
Daniel Laird

From the shoehorning a European criminal into Texas to the way it just ends, and the great Eateateat credit song.... what's not to love?

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
0
Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Tough one. Both titles remind me so much of Election Day. It's time for Final Justice though, so there. Oh, and also Joe Don Baker!!!

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Brian Jay
0
Brian Jay

Oh Kermie, take a look at my good stuff!

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Katey Carney
0
Katey Carney

One word ,"Rowsdower" .

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

Would absolutely love to see either one of these on Thanksgiving but I've gotta go with the Joe Don Baker movie. "Can I have another meal?"

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Gregory Lannom
0
Gregory Lannom

I went ahead on and made muh move.

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

Because I like to go head on!

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Keeva Segal
0
Keeva Segal

Who can possibly not want to see this one? It has everything! Joe Don Baker, no discernible plot, incoherent dialog and breathless (literally) chases.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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