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Which is your favored episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/8/2020

Which is your favored episode?

67%
Pod People WINNER

28

33%
The Sinister Urge

19

67%
Pod People

27 Comments
Mickey Potter
6
Mickey Potter

Because this is the only Trumpy I'll ever vote for!

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garrett salinas
2
garrett salinas

Trumpy you can do stupid things!

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Mr. Perry
1
Mr. Perry

Grumpy, does kooky things

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Mr. Perry
Mr. Perry

Trumpy...I meant. darn you auto spell 😂

Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Burnin' rubber tires and wing-ed potatoes! Nuf said !

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Jacob Harris
1
Jacob Harris

Smuckers Raspberry Preserves

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Robert Ezenwa
0
Robert Ezenwa

I thought the costume was well done. Trumpy is the best part of either movie.

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James A. Miles
0
James A. Miles

I want to see this Trumpy win. We will make music stink again!

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wthvideoproduction
0
wthvideoproduction

Trumpy you can do stupid things!

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Brandon Pace
0
Brandon Pace

Because Trumpy can do stupid stuff!

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Xavier Whitley II
0
Xavier Whitley II

One man show Leslie Nelson, Leslie Nelson, Leslie Nelson

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Totally still stinks!

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Terry Somerville
0
Terry Somerville

My first episode after coming back from England! It blew me away.

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

My favorite Joel episode of course!

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Benjamin Owen
0
Benjamin Owen

Why do you do bad things, Trumpy?

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Because Trumpy can do stupid things!

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Pod People is awesome. Idiot Control Now! Haha

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Scott Pfitzinger
0
Scott Pfitzinger

Do you know what playing is, Trumpy?

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Kerrin Dworkowski
0
Kerrin Dworkowski

Pod People got nothing to live for!

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

Finally, an easy decision!

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33%
The Sinister Urge

19 Comments
Amanda Qassar
3
Amanda Qassar

I think we've all had enough of Trumpy doing stupid things, thanks.

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Marty Ketola
2
Marty Ketola

We've seen Trumpy, and not as many have seen this brilliant, probably not acceptable for Thanksgiving, episode!

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DataAngel Nine
2
DataAngel Nine

I really don't want to hear "trumpy" over and over again

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ThePeronah
1
ThePeronah

Sorry Trumpy, but I will always choose Ed Wood over you.

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Leslie Maryann Neal
0
Leslie Maryann Neal

Ed Wood! Come on! Besides, Pod People is overplayed.

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

Ed Wood! Officer Kline! Porn, for Pete's sake! Think of the children!

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Don't want no Pod People 'round here.

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Eviliz
0
Eviliz

I love a good duck pond.

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z beeblebrox
0
z beeblebrox

Because it's a felony in my state to not vote for an Ed Wood movie when possible

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Josh Deane
0
Josh Deane

I have never seen this one!

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Dee Schendel
0
Dee Schendel

They're both great, but I've seen Pod People a dozen times & I would love to see The Sinister Urge again. It's classic Ed Wood & lots of fun!

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David Rogers
0
David Rogers

If this doesn't win it's obviously voter fraud.

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

Ed Wood & Mike Nelson!

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

I love me some Ed Wood!

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

Can we really pass up an Ed Wood classic???

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

Can't stand Trump, I mean, Trumpy.

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artrockz
0
artrockz

Who doesn't like a brawl over girly pics at the ice cream parlor?

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
2
🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
0
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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