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Which is your favored episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/7/2020

Which is your favored episode?

45%
The Day the Earth Froze

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55%
Hobgoblins WINNER

29

45%
The Day the Earth Froze

29 Comments
Sitting Duck
2
Sitting Duck

Because we only have sampo for holidays.

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Stephen White
1
Stephen White

If everybody had a spruce tree, across Finlandia...

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Cara Madsen
1
Cara Madsen

The father frost is one mean mother "shut yo mouth!"

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GLaMDRINGOS
1
GLaMDRINGOS

Kids come running for the rich taste of Sampo!

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Steve Sundbeck
1
Steve Sundbeck

I mean you can have a Sampo or you can be put off your dinner by Hobgoblins. The choice is clear

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

This was my first ever MST3K episode, and I was hooked from that moment on.

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

The greatest of the Russo-Finnish trifecta, and one of my favorite episodes of all time. Like Sword and the Dragon, the production values are pretty good, even if the rest of the movie makes no sense.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
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Llewellyn Buntminkey

Classic Comedy Central episode, one of the awesome bizarre Russo-Finnish films, a true example of what great riffing can do to an already over the top peculiar movie.

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Barry Ward
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Barry Ward

"Are you with the bride or the failure?" The whole "Failure" bit is one of the best in the whole of MST3K!

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Matthew Blissenbach 5
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Matthew Blissenbach 5

Ya know, I thought there would be more people around the “salt” end.

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Marty Ketola
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Marty Ketola

oh come on, don't make me do something else while Hobgoblins is on! Vote Sampo!

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Steve Blume
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Steve Blume

Russo-finnish, nuff said.

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Myrrh Kingwell
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Myrrh Kingwell

Hard pick! On the one hand, Pearl is my favorite Mad, and I think Hobgoblins is a really fun movie. But The Day The Earth Froze has my vote because Crow's riffs are so good in this episode.

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

Sampo! Sampo! With Lemonkeinen-y goodness!!

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

I can't turn my back on a beloved personal favorite, even for another, slightly less beloved personal favorite.

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Corvid Cattus
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Corvid Cattus

The psychedelic strangeness of the Sampo suits a food and drink induced stupor

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Jay Skillman
0
Jay Skillman

Because, I wish they all could be Norwegian Girls!

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Wow! As much as I love a good muscle car of prunish tint and and the world’s dullest DX-7 embellished rake battle, I have to go with clown spankings and kanteles

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S Moyer
0
S Moyer

One of Kevin's favorites!!

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Ben
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Ben

The Sampo is so thick and creamy, it takes four days just to prep, and when it comes out of the oven it’s better fresh cause no one likes a old dried out sampo!

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Russell Boyer
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Russell Boyer

Gotta go with the Sampo!

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Neal Bradbury
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Neal Bradbury

It's one of my favorites

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Ann Linderman
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Ann Linderman

Can't beat the Sampo!!

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

Tough choice: Sampo or Club Scum? How about "Club Scumpo"?

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55%
Hobgoblins

29 Comments
Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

What do you do with those Hobgoblins?

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Neil Sater
1
Neil Sater

Because I love my muscle cars prune colored.

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Marc Turnes
1
Marc Turnes

Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce Bounce, and The Claw!

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Mike Aronow
1
Mike Aronow

"Nick's a smoking husk right now, he won't mind if we take his van."

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Richard Dickson
1
Richard Dickson

Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere.

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Nothing beats a good rake fight!

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Angela Martin
0
Angela Martin

I'm not over Halloween yet!

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Christy May
0
Christy May

Because "it's the 80s! Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!" has been stuck in my head for years

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Just remind yourself: it's only a bad movie!

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Dan Asnis
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Dan Asnis

No contest Hobgoblins

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

The apotheosis of 80s bad movies, Hobgoblins is a must see.

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j c
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j c

Watch out you little doo dad!

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William Lane
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William Lane

Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan.

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Caitlin Town
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Caitlin Town

Pringle in my shoes!

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Jeffrey Malone
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Jeffrey Malone

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. And sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much for me to not vote for Hobgoblins.

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

Ripe for feminist critique

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Tiffany Fricke
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Tiffany Fricke

I hate to turn my back on a good sampo... But then, I've never seen Hobgoblins, and I'd like to.

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Howard Sauertieg
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Howard Sauertieg

Club Scum for the win.

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
0
Steven Aloyisus Campbell

I'm riding the Hobgoblins train, baby!

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artrockz
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artrockz

Choose your garden weasel!

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James Haile
0
James Haile

Rake fight, breathtaking choreography!

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
2
🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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