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Which is your favored episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/7/2020

Which is your favored episode?

45%
The Day the Earth Froze

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55%
Hobgoblins WINNER

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45%
The Day the Earth Froze

29 Comments
Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Because we only have sampo for holidays.

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Stephen White
1
Stephen White

If everybody had a spruce tree, across Finlandia...

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Cara Madsen
1
Cara Madsen

The father frost is one mean mother "shut yo mouth!"

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GLaMDRINGOS
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GLaMDRINGOS

Kids come running for the rich taste of Sampo!

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Steve Sundbeck
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Steve Sundbeck

I mean you can have a Sampo or you can be put off your dinner by Hobgoblins. The choice is clear

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

This was my first ever MST3K episode, and I was hooked from that moment on.

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

The greatest of the Russo-Finnish trifecta, and one of my favorite episodes of all time. Like Sword and the Dragon, the production values are pretty good, even if the rest of the movie makes no sense.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
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Llewellyn Buntminkey

Classic Comedy Central episode, one of the awesome bizarre Russo-Finnish films, a true example of what great riffing can do to an already over the top peculiar movie.

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Barry Ward
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Barry Ward

"Are you with the bride or the failure?" The whole "Failure" bit is one of the best in the whole of MST3K!

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Matthew Blissenbach 5
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Matthew Blissenbach 5

Ya know, I thought there would be more people around the “salt” end.

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Marty Ketola
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Marty Ketola

oh come on, don't make me do something else while Hobgoblins is on! Vote Sampo!

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Steve Blume
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Steve Blume

Russo-finnish, nuff said.

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Myrrh Kingwell
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Myrrh Kingwell

Hard pick! On the one hand, Pearl is my favorite Mad, and I think Hobgoblins is a really fun movie. But The Day The Earth Froze has my vote because Crow's riffs are so good in this episode.

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

Sampo! Sampo! With Lemonkeinen-y goodness!!

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

I can't turn my back on a beloved personal favorite, even for another, slightly less beloved personal favorite.

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Corvid Cattus
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Corvid Cattus

The psychedelic strangeness of the Sampo suits a food and drink induced stupor

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Jay Skillman
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Jay Skillman

Because, I wish they all could be Norwegian Girls!

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Wow! As much as I love a good muscle car of prunish tint and and the world’s dullest DX-7 embellished rake battle, I have to go with clown spankings and kanteles

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S Moyer
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S Moyer

One of Kevin's favorites!!

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Ben
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Ben

The Sampo is so thick and creamy, it takes four days just to prep, and when it comes out of the oven it’s better fresh cause no one likes a old dried out sampo!

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Russell Boyer
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Russell Boyer

Gotta go with the Sampo!

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Neal Bradbury
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Neal Bradbury

It's one of my favorites

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Ann Linderman
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Ann Linderman

Can't beat the Sampo!!

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

Tough choice: Sampo or Club Scum? How about "Club Scumpo"?

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55%
Hobgoblins

29 Comments
Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

What do you do with those Hobgoblins?

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Neil Sater
1
Neil Sater

Because I love my muscle cars prune colored.

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Marc Turnes
1
Marc Turnes

Frankie, Sniffles, Bounce Bounce, and The Claw!

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

"Nick's a smoking husk right now, he won't mind if we take his van."

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Richard Dickson
1
Richard Dickson

Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere.

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
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Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Nothing beats a good rake fight!

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Angela Martin
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Angela Martin

I'm not over Halloween yet!

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Christy May
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Christy May

Because "it's the 80s! Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!" has been stuck in my head for years

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Just remind yourself: it's only a bad movie!

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Dan Asnis
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Dan Asnis

No contest Hobgoblins

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

The apotheosis of 80s bad movies, Hobgoblins is a must see.

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j c
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j c

Watch out you little doo dad!

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William Lane
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William Lane

Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan.

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Caitlin Town
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Caitlin Town

Pringle in my shoes!

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Jeffrey Malone
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Jeffrey Malone

Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose. And sometimes when we touch, the honesty's too much for me to not vote for Hobgoblins.

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

Ripe for feminist critique

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Tiffany Fricke
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Tiffany Fricke

I hate to turn my back on a good sampo... But then, I've never seen Hobgoblins, and I'd like to.

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Howard Sauertieg
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Howard Sauertieg

Club Scum for the win.

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
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Steven Aloyisus Campbell

I'm riding the Hobgoblins train, baby!

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artrockz
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artrockz

Choose your garden weasel!

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James Haile
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James Haile

Rake fight, breathtaking choreography!

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
21 hrs ago

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

55%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

5

45%
Laserblast

9

55%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

"Laserblast" was shown on Turkey Day 2019. "Horror of Party Beach" hasn't been shown on a Turkey Day Marathon in the last 7 years, maybe never. So that's the main reason for our vote going to "... Party Beach".

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Lisa Hill Boatwright
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Lisa Hill Boatwright

1. It's a singalong; 2. the fight scene is epic; 3. Eulahbelle; 4. Look! Polish!; 5. Hot dog mouth monsters

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David Brian Dobbs
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David Brian Dobbs

Because sodium is better than being ready for some football.

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Bill Davies
0
Bill Davies

I love the "Zombie Stomp".

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45%
Laserblast

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
William Lane
2
William Lane

Because it's Thanksgiving and that means I got to GET READY FOR SOME FOOT!!! BALL!!!

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

Are you ready for some football?!

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

I wanna' transform into Pure Thought & play at the edge of time & space with all my riffing buddies! <3

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

He's taking Eddie to the Vet to get Fixed!!

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Nick Franco
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Nick Franco

Because I'm ready for some football!!!

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Tom Copain
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Tom Copain

Because I’m READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

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Stephen Wood
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Stephen Wood

Utter mess of a film, and delightfully fun to watch.

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

Because of shell-less turtle like aliens. Also, I'm ready for some football!

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
3 days ago

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

57%
Parts: The Clonus Horror WINNER

19

43%
Hercules

9

57%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
19 Comments
William Lane
2
William Lane

Tonight, on Biography: Steve Reeves. Star of Hercules, who took steroids because of chronic feelings of inadequacy when compared to his naturally virile contemporary, Peter Graves.

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Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

Today we learned...A and 3... Today we learned A and 3.

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Jeff Pfeiffer
1
Jeff Pfeiffer

So many great riffs in this one and it has a villainous Peter Graves in it. Who could ask for more?

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Alex Addams
1
Alex Addams

So good they ripped it off and got sued!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Actually it should be, such a good movie that it was ripped off by one of the most popular directors in Hollywood who then got sued by the "Clonus" copyright holders. The thief settled out of court. 😁👍

Donald Green
1
Donald Green

Mainly Funny Hosting Bits!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's the best stand alone movie MST ever riffed IMO, it's hysterical from beginning to end and it's my all time #1 favorite episode!

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Daniel Emerson
1
Daniel Emerson

I like both of these, but (just) plumped for Parts.

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Steven Otte
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Steven Otte

I didn't get to see season 8. I'd love to see this one!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Oh I envy you! Season 8 is arguably their funniest/best season ever! Many of them are on the Gizmoplex.com for free (until 2023) & on YouTube for free including "Clonus".

Travis Reis
1
Travis Reis

Let's go for the Michael Bay inspiration!

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Seth Williams-Welch
1
Seth Williams-Welch

70's beige sci-fi is my happy place

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Nils Lorvick
1
Nils Lorvick

Riffing is top-shelf in this one.

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

I'm Peter Graves, and the more Peters Graveses there are, the better. I'm Peter Graves.

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

She really was on top of old Smokey!

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Alex Flores
0
Alex Flores

Forgot about the cookies! Sorry!

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43%
Hercules

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
Melanie Hinchey
2
Melanie Hinchey

Let's face it, America does not live up to the hype.

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Solberg-Bell Household
1
Solberg-Bell Household

Turkey makes you sleepy. Herc is naturally sleepy. It's a match made in Olympus!

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Andrew Bosch
0
Andrew Bosch

It's a heavy-lifter.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Anything with Hercules rules!

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Ross Abadie
0
Ross Abadie

Just sing “Zero to Hero” to annoy the community since there’s a Disney Animated film about him.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Hercules > Parts: The Clouns Horror

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