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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/15/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

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Horror of Party Beach WINNER

46

34%
Daddy-O

26

66%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
46 Comments
Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

For that hip, new near hit single, "The Zombie Stomp."

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Adam Craig
0
Adam Craig

Googly-eyed monsters > Hiked-up pants

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Steve Shaha
0
Steve Shaha

I loved this episode and am unfamiliar with Daddy-O

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Lisa S
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Lisa S

Because I think it'll be a fun TDay flick

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Steve Caldwell
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Steve Caldwell

hot dog faced monsters

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Candice Adams
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Candice Adams

Hotdogs monsters, bad New York accents, Eulabelle, and GET POLISH! How could I NOT vote for this one?!

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Tony González
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Tony González

Can't go wrong with horror and a beach.

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E. A. Bruce
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E. A. Bruce

Because we need sodium!

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TEAM B
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TEAM B

So hard to vote against The Pants-Up Song, one of my all-time favorites! Still, This movie has it all... horror... a party... a beach... what's not to like? XD

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

It came out three years before Hurry Sundown.

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Nick Gouldey
0
Nick Gouldey

I have never seen this episode before

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Cynthia Balderrama
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Cynthia Balderrama

Uhm, everything? I love this movie. Just everything.

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Brian Andrew Dolge
0
Brian Andrew Dolge

One of my all-time top-five favorites! An absolutely nutty movie with a wall-to-wall hilarious riff. Also: Sodium!

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Glenn Dallas
0
Glenn Dallas

Because nobody likes pickles as much as I do!

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Joshua Cook
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Joshua Cook

Horrors and beaches.. need I say more?

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Lisa George
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Lisa George

Daddy-O gets a little tedious. Better dancing in Party Beach.

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Blane Mather
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Blane Mather

The riffs are funnier.

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JoAnna Wahlund
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JoAnna Wahlund

I love musicals, and a horror musical sounds great! Definite "Little Shop of Horrors" vibes, only terrible instead of good.

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Gabriel Ricard
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Gabriel Ricard

Because it's an incredibly goofy, memorable movie with a fun soundtrack, and the riffing from start to finish is flawless

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Alex Flores
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Alex Flores

Chances are I'll kick Daddy O's scrawny ass!

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Dani Jones
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Dani Jones

Clearly the superior film, by which I mean it's extra dumb and more fun to watch.

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

My favorite. Point blank. I would choose no other before it?

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Weird songs, great riffs

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Bob Xeno
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Bob Xeno

It's one of the first Experiments I've watched, so it's got a special-ish place in my heart

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David Brian Dobbs
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David Brian Dobbs

Because sodium! what other reason do you need? Sodium!

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Derek Corder
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Derek Corder

I learned so much about sodium from this episode

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The Quizmonster
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The Quizmonster

To honor mighty Sodium.

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Claire Elliott
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Claire Elliott

I love the cheesy line up of songs in this one

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Dan Asnis
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Dan Asnis

We need more sodium

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Damian Miller
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Damian Miller

lots shakin' goin' on

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Andy Knudsen
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Andy Knudsen

I love bad movies where there is a great idea at the core, but the director just doesn't have the skill to pull it off.

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Andrew Bosch
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Andrew Bosch

Monsters that look like Muppets.

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K. Reed
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K. Reed

🎶Chances are I'm gonna kick your scrawny ass🎶

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John Manly
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John Manly

"They don't even know what panties are, yet they feel compelled to raid."

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ReverendEntity
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ReverendEntity

The beach party scene has some classic riffs. Also, the ridiculousness of antiquated segregation.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Just an all around better episode IMO. Sodium!

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34%
Daddy-O

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
25 Comments
A.J. Ax
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A.J. Ax

Couldn't vote against this one, fella. Gym policy.

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Kaz Kopter
3
Kaz Kopter

"Hike Your Pants Up", and just the overall silliness of the movie.

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Jarret Cooper
3
Jarret Cooper

Hike your pants up. Not even close.

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Steven Cochran
3
Steven Cochran

Hike, Hike, Hike up your chinos

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Zane Johnson
2
Zane Johnson

I need a reason to hike, hike, hike up my trousers on T-Day!

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Erik Buckman
2
Erik Buckman

D is for Damned, as in village of.

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Randy Cox
2
Randy Cox

It’s all worth it for that awkward looking henchman

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Solberg-Bell Household
2
Solberg-Bell Household

No chinos are hiked higher than Daddy-O's, cats.

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C. H.
2
C. H.

I'm hoping for more "lesser known" or at least "lesser seen" episodes in the rotation. Standbys and classics are great... but too many also great episodes get lost in the shuffle. Underdogs unite!

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subrea
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subrea

Haven't really seen much of this movie around. I consider it a lost movie among the MST3K archives.

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Adam Daniel Carman
1
Adam Daniel Carman

Just perfect riffs on a very bad movie.

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Jon Malbrough
1
Jon Malbrough

I don't fink on....baaahahaha...sorry

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Amber Scaggs
1
Amber Scaggs

The riffs are really enjoyable.

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Chris Cole
0
Chris Cole

Hoping will influence pants wearing fashion in 2023

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Scott Russell
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Scott Russell

Exactly! Gym policy. Also, my doctor said to stay away from sodium.

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William Lane
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William Lane

Gimme that key, fella.

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Heather M Perkins
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Heather M Perkins

Because the pants can NEVER be hiked up high enough!

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Tim Walker
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Tim Walker

I have a signed shirt from and as Daddy-O himself which I got at a concert he put on at a retirement village in LaGrange IL. It was around 2005, his grey hair grew out of his low cut vest and he still was "Rock Candy Baby", he absolutely rocked. Took a picture with me and Gram - she played too!

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Nikki Bowes
0
Nikki Bowes

For the guy with the glasses that worked at the gym. Pure gold.

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Annette Gonzales
0
Annette Gonzales

Joel knocking increasingly more ridiculous assorted fruit away is so good.

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Amy L. Sacks
0
Amy L. Sacks

POMADE! (And apples.)

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
2
🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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