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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/13/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

56%
Parts: The Clonus Horror WINNER

14

44%
Being From Another Planet

9

56%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
13 Comments
Jon Attema
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Jon Attema

This movie proves it takes more than star power and am intriguing concept to make a movie.

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Josh H(Viper)
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Josh H(Viper)

It’s one of the funniest riffs I’ve ever seen of MST3K

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Trevor Cooley
1
Trevor Cooley

Fantastic before John woo stole the idea.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Michael Bay too. He directed "The Island" & got sued by the Clonus copyright holders where Bay settled out of court cause he KNEW he stole the script lol

E. A. Bruce
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E. A. Bruce

Because "BIOGRAPHY"!

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Fat Apollo
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Fat Apollo

Did you know that Peter Graves graduated from University of Minnesota????

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Andy Knudsen
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Andy Knudsen

Parts is a classic example of don't rip off another person's script.

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Jon Malbrough
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Jon Malbrough

I just thought I'd vote for this....TODAY!

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Alex Flores
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Alex Flores

Forgot about the cookies! Sorry!

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Howard Kistler
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Howard Kistler

I want to spend Turkey Day in America with cake.

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John Allen
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John Allen

Because I also went to the University of Minnesota

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

This is my all time #1 favorite episode! "Later on" & "They're dying in America, TODAY!"

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44%
Being From Another Planet

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
Andrew Bosch
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Andrew Bosch

Alien mummies, lots of Ace bandages and weird radios.

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Diana Psotka
1
Diana Psotka

Because I cannot stand watching Clonus.

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Brother Malachai
1
Brother Malachai

I want to buy the Mummy Triangle thing from the TV Frank Shopping Network.

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David Brian Dobbs
1
David Brian Dobbs

Parts is just really boring. This movie at least has Ben Murphy. Turkey!

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

This is a close one, but Ben Murphy puts this one in the win column for me.

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

Mummies are awesome.

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Travis Reis
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Travis Reis

Tragic moment figurines!!

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Amy L. Sacks
0
Amy L. Sacks

Tacky space crystals are a girl's best friend.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
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🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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