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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/20/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

56%
Warrior of the Lost World WINNER

15

44%
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who...

12

56%
Warrior of the Lost World

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
15 Comments
Kim VanHooser
1
Kim VanHooser

Bad mothers, bad mothers....dweebs,dewwbs...

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It’s Just A Show
1
It’s Just A Show

Megaweapon vs that time Mike and the bots got aggressively transphobic for an uncomfortably long time. How is this even a debate?

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Andy Knudsen
1
Andy Knudsen

Goofy post-apocalyptic movie with the Paper Chase Guy will always win over a poorly lit slog through the underbelly of....something.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

That Girl-- Forever!!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

I have fruit to declare.

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Jeff Pfeiffer
0
Jeff Pfeiffer

Because the other movie is insufferable even with the riffs.

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Jill r
0
Jill r

Love this movie!! Gr8 riffs, and one of the best sketches of all time! Joel as the "Paper chase guy" having his mom, crow, take him to get his driver's permit test. One of crow's best lines is when Joel tells him to "duck down mom". And crow says "I will not, I'll wrinkle my pantsuit."😆 #Megaweapon

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Annette Gonzales
0
Annette Gonzales

better riffs and no transphobia

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Warrior of the Lost World is just one of the best eps around. So crazy, so much going on, and the riffs so on target. Sorry Zombie fans, but WotLW spanks TISCWSLABMUZ.

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Alex Flores
0
Alex Flores

Wow wow wow! Why why why?

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Daniel Emerson
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Daniel Emerson

Because TISCWSLABM-UZ is a grim old slog, even with riffs.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

This movie had me at 'robot motorcycle'. Plus, I don't want to have to look at Ortega while I eat (which is something I plan to do a lot, what with it being Turkey Day and all).

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Howard Kistler
0
Howard Kistler

High Plains Loser is a better protagonist than Coney Island Castoff.

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44%
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who...

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
12 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

It was produced by a feelthy peeg.

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Tony González
1
Tony González

Zombies! 🧟🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

Another easy decision! Incredibly Strange Creatures is a classic. Warriors is meh.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Warrior of the Lost World has been shown on Turkey Day in 2017 AND 2018. 2 years in a row. But "Incredibly Strange Creatures..." has never been shown on Turkey Day to my knowledge plus it's my 2nd favorite episode of all time!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

Honestly because I've never seen this one all the way through, and the title is super long.

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Angela Kehrley
0
Angela Kehrley

It's a classic MST3K episode testing the tensile strength of duct tape!

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Andrew Bosch
0
Andrew Bosch

I saw someone with a Blu-Ray box of Ray Dennis Steckler's films from Severin Films. It's titled "The Incredibly Strange Films of Ray Dennis Steckler."

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Drew McMillan
0
Drew McMillan

This episode is great and doesn’t get enough attention. I mean….Ortega!!!

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Funny foreign guy is better than liver face guy.

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Travis Reis
0
Travis Reis

Ortega! Also at some point the Manos Hands of Paint class will be doing a painting related to this

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

This movie is 100% nightmare fuel but riffs are really funny. And because of Ortega (The Torgo of the Mike era.)

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Steven Otte
0
Steven Otte

I've never seen this episode and would like to!

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
2
🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
0
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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