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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/8/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

45%
The Hellcats

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55%
The Skydivers WINNER

22

45%
The Hellcats

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
15 Comments
Bruce Turbeville
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Bruce Turbeville

These squares are really starting to bug me, man!

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Greg Barnes
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Greg Barnes

I like this episode a bit more than The Skydivers

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

The redhead in leather.

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Dave Inthe Cave
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Dave Inthe Cave

oh so damn funny. HI KEEBA!

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Robert J. Sawtell
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Robert J. Sawtell

Both are good, picked the one I've watched the least.

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Scribbler Johnny
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Scribbler Johnny

I just don't want any Coleman Francis this year. Not for 2022... :(

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Jill r
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Jill r

I like a lot of the riffs. Especially, when crow is talking about one of the songs, and he says "mass confusion, they're talking about the plot, Joel." And the when a blonde woman in a red dress starts dancing, and crows asks "what's going on?" And Servo answers "I don't know, I'm lost."

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

The Skydivers is just too tedious--plus, this movie has Ross Hagen and scooter trash!

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Jeff Gilligan
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Jeff Gilligan

ANYTHING but Skydivers!

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55%
The Skydivers

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
22 Comments
Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

This was so difficult, but it was the pre-jump party that decided me. I mean ... the band, the giantess, the Scotsman, the fat-bottomed girl that makes this rockin' world go 'round .....

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It has a great short to begin the episode (Why Study Industrial Arts) and it's an all-around great episode even though the movie barely qualifies as a film.

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McChungusAmungus!
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McChungusAmungus!

coffee. also i'm evil, and will jump at the chance to inflict a Coleman Francis movie on new people.

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Matt Maerten
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Matt Maerten

Three words: "I like coffee."

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Nathan Fisk
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Nathan Fisk

Less depressing and goofier than Hellcats. People you should NOT vote for lousy eps just because they haven't been on a Turkey Day before! TD is for the best of the best ... not a chance to settle for mediocrity!

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Bart Lammey
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Bart Lammey

It’s just as boring but less awful for the cast and crew of the original movie, maybe?

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Trevor Cooley
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Trevor Cooley

Tom and crow refueling is hand down one of the funniest segments ever.

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Joseph Klemm
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Joseph Klemm

Two words: Petey Plane.

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Mick Murtha
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Mick Murtha

Because I like coffee.

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Randy Cox
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Randy Cox

The Skydivers is the most “watchable” of the Coleman Francis trilogy, whereas The Hellcats is the least watchable of the motorcycle films from season 2

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Jeremy York
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Jeremy York

I enjoy watching people drink coffee.

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David Iacovino Sr.
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David Iacovino Sr.

I've always found the Hellcats a tough episode to laugh along with

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Brian Jay
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Brian Jay

Coleman Francis is like a cranberry, and his movies are candied yams.

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Adam Bokmiller
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Adam Bokmiller

Crow's repeated gags about Uranus.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
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Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
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Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
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Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
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Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
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Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
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🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
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Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
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Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
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Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
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Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
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MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
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Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
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Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
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Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
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David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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