Turkeyday2022 SquareOffs

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The Hellcats

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The Skydivers WINNER

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The Hellcats

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
Bruce Turbeville
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Bruce Turbeville

These squares are really starting to bug me, man!

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Maria Kristina Smith
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Maria Kristina Smith

I'm in it for the kicks.

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Greg Barnes
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Greg Barnes

I like this episode a bit more than The Skydivers

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

The redhead in leather.

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Dave Inthe Cave
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Dave Inthe Cave

oh so damn funny. HI KEEBA!

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Robert J. Sawtell
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Robert J. Sawtell

Both are good, picked the one I've watched the least.

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Scribbler Johnny
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Scribbler Johnny

I just don't want any Coleman Francis this year. Not for 2022... :(

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Jill r
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Jill r

I like a lot of the riffs. Especially, when crow is talking about one of the songs, and he says "mass confusion, they're talking about the plot, Joel." And the when a blonde woman in a red dress starts dancing, and crows asks "what's going on?" And Servo answers "I don't know, I'm lost."

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Cullen Rainey
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Cullen Rainey

great host segments

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

The Skydivers is just too tedious--plus, this movie has Ross Hagen and scooter trash!

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Howard Kistler
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Howard Kistler

Peppy theme music!

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Jeff Gilligan
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Jeff Gilligan

ANYTHING but Skydivers!

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The Skydivers

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

This was so difficult, but it was the pre-jump party that decided me. I mean ... the band, the giantess, the Scotsman, the fat-bottomed girl that makes this rockin' world go 'round .....

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It has a great short to begin the episode (Why Study Industrial Arts) and it's an all-around great episode even though the movie barely qualifies as a film.

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McChungusAmungus!
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McChungusAmungus!

coffee. also i'm evil, and will jump at the chance to inflict a Coleman Francis movie on new people.

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Matt Maerten
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Matt Maerten

Three words: "I like coffee."

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Mike Battle
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Mike Battle

I like coffee!

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Nathan Fisk
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Nathan Fisk

Less depressing and goofier than Hellcats. People you should NOT vote for lousy eps just because they haven't been on a Turkey Day before! TD is for the best of the best ... not a chance to settle for mediocrity!

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

Coffee of course

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Bart Lammey
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Bart Lammey

It’s just as boring but less awful for the cast and crew of the original movie, maybe?

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Trevor Cooley
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Trevor Cooley

Tom and crow refueling is hand down one of the funniest segments ever.

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Joseph Klemm
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Joseph Klemm

Two words: Petey Plane.

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Mick Murtha
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Mick Murtha

Because I like coffee.

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Randy Cox
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Randy Cox

The Skydivers is the most “watchable” of the Coleman Francis trilogy, whereas The Hellcats is the least watchable of the motorcycle films from season 2

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Jeremy York
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Jeremy York

I enjoy watching people drink coffee.

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David Iacovino Sr.
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David Iacovino Sr.

I've always found the Hellcats a tough episode to laugh along with

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Michael
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Michael

Better episode

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
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M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Because I like coffee! ;)

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Melanie Hinchey
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Melanie Hinchey

Airplanes are sexy.

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Brian Jay
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Brian Jay

Coleman Francis is like a cranberry, and his movies are candied yams.

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Adam Bokmiller
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Adam Bokmiller

Crow's repeated gags about Uranus.

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Always

Susan Mclaughlin
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Susan Mclaughlin

I try whenever I can.

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Barry Rashford
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Barry Rashford

If we want a plastic ocean then we should continue to do what we are doing.

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k san
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k san

Because it is the right thing to do.

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Larry Ewart
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Larry Ewart

As much as possible

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Sarah Croom
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Sarah Croom

I do but I go rounds w/ my guy. Ever since China stopped taking our recycling he stopped doing it. Idk if all that is real, I have noticed that our garbage guy just loads both cans into the same dump bin & it’s not sorted. So that’s really disturbing. Every little bit helps I feel. I rec. everything

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Carolyn Morris
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Carolyn Morris

Always, I Re Use Water Bottles.

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Misty Schrotberger
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Misty Schrotberger

My mom has a cow if we don't

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kaycstamper
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kaycstamper

I do what I can but live in an area where they don't have it. Still I save bottles and cardboard to take to recycling. I cook from scratch so don't really have cans.

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Michael Stafford
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Michael Stafford

It is the least we can do to preserve our resources.

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Julie Brantley
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Julie Brantley

We pay by the pound for certain items so why not pay less and recycle - it's the right thing to do for me and the environment.

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Milena Santana
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Milena Santana

because it helps the environment

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Cornelia H. Dunnings
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Cornelia H. Dunnings

I like to help the environment. I even pick up cans & bottles near my car in parking lots.

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Joyce Koch
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Joyce Koch

I feel I'm helping out.

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Linda Jeffcoat Amick
gena
gena

Although I can only hope that it's useful because there is no proof that what is supposedly sent to the recyclers they actually carry through. You always hear about it not being done.

Evey G Quines
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Evey G Quines

It's the least I can do

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Bonita Davis
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Bonita Davis

We take our own garbage to the dump and pay by the pound. Recycling is free so the more we recycle the less we have to pay.

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Jill Hoadley Chalk
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Jill Hoadley Chalk

It's important to reuse as many things as possible.

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Ann Wilbanks
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Ann Wilbanks

Our duty to recycle. If it goes to the landfill, it piles up. Be responsible!!

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Rachel Clara Smith
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Rachel Clara Smith

Of course! Everyone should recycle!

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BJ Arey
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BJ Arey

We recycle everything possible. We also take cloth bags shopping, use insulated bag with blue ice for cold items & take reusable containers to restaurants for leftovers to take home.

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Never

Bostino
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Bostino

it's quite literally pointless if you do any research

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Cindy Calhoun
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Cindy Calhoun

It's not bogus I just do not have a place to drop it off in my area - if it's not close by I'm lazy and won't go out of my way (I'm a sad case).

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Nancy Sam
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Nancy Sam

I do when its readily available at airports, malls, ect. But at our home, no. I do want that to change though.

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Jimmy Lancaster
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Jimmy Lancaster

I do what I can with cardboard and such but there is no recycling program where I live

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Elaine Reed
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Elaine Reed

There is no recycling program where I live.

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Nancy L Marine
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Nancy L Marine

My local recycling company charges me to recycle, even though they're already making money on recycling that which people turn in to them.

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André Luiz Macieira
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André Luiz Macieira

becouse ay dont spique ingles vert gud

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Carl Evans
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Carl Evans

The apartment complex does not have recycle bins

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69%
Yes WINNER

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No

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Yes

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No

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