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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
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One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
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William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
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Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
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Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
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MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
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Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
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Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
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Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
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David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
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Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
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Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
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Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
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Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
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Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
๐ŸŒปjust๐ŸŽƒchris๐Ÿ‚
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๐ŸŒปjust๐ŸŽƒchris๐Ÿ‚

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
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Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
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Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" ๐Ÿ˜

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/27/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

51%
Catalina Caper WINNER

14

49%
Warrior of the Lost World

18

51%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
14 Comments
Travis Reis
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Travis Reis

Litter Richard. Im sticking with the autocorrect

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

We know that "Warrior of the Lost World" will most likely win this round so we're giving "Catalina Caper" a little love plus, "Warrior..." was shown on Turkey Day 2 years in a row in 2017 & 2018 so we'd prefer to see episodes that haven't been shown on Turkey Day in the last 5 years. ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

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Mat
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Mat

I will always vote for Creepy Girl.

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Amber Scaggs
1
Amber Scaggs

Weird movie good riffs. Also Joel's rant about the 60's kills me.

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Amber Scaggs
Amber Scaggs

Did I fail to mention that it also has Creepy Girl?

John L. Curtis
1
John L. Curtis

One of my all-time favorites up there with Space Mutiny and Time Chasers. The movie is already super ridiculous with hilarious, racy dance numbers. And a young Little Richard โ€œhopped up on goofballs.โ€ So good! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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Rob Murphy
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Rob Murphy

The comments made this sound good

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

I'm not a big fan of either of these so I voted for the lesser of two evils.โ˜น๏ธ

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Samantha Drennan
0
Samantha Drennan

It was the first episode I ever saw and it will always have a special place in my heart. Starring such unforgettable characters as Creepy Girl and The Stinky Guy, plus a certain young star hopped up on goofballs, it constantly reminds me to never ever EVER steal anything wet!

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49%
Warrior of the Lost World

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
18 Comments
Greg Williams
2
Greg Williams

ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE?!?!?!?

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MarkBergster
1
MarkBergster

The riffs, the host segments, the stupidity of the movie, the blatant ripoff of Mad Max, Mega Weapon. Easy choice here.

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Richard Archer
1
Richard Archer

Because the Warrior of the Lost World is better than the Finder of the Lost Loves. Scrolls. Whatever.

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Christopher Clukey
1
Christopher Clukey

"DO YOU HAVE ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE??!!!?"

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David Velazquez
1
David Velazquez

I voted for this side because "I HAVE NOTHING TO DECLARE!"

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

With an all star cast recognized by Servo, how could I resist? Can't go wrong with Patrick Swayze as Gandhi!

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Jon Malbrough
0
Jon Malbrough

Less Tommy Kirk, MORE MEGAWEAPON

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Solberg-Bell Household
0
Solberg-Bell Household

MEGAWEAPON!!! The only likeable character.

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Howard Kistler
0
Howard Kistler

Supersonic Speed Cycle, instead of potatoes? Honey, I love you!

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Because I have fruit to declare.

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C.J. Brown
0
C.J. Brown

It's all about that Lost World

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Jill r
0
Jill r

Catalina Caper has the "creepy girl" song by Servo. It's a great song, but the movie itself is just ok. But "Warrior of the Lost World" has so many great lines!!! obviously "any fruit to declare." But there's also "they're renegade burger king window guys" and "they spelled perimeter wrong."

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Lawrence Wheat
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Lawrence Wheat

Well, really because it's against Catalina Caper and I'm not sure I can sit through that movie again; even with good riffs.

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