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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/12/2021

Which is the better episode?

52%
The Magic Voyage of Sinbad WINNER

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48%
Hercules Against the Moon Men

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52%
The Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
18 Comments
Bob Caldwell
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Bob Caldwell

It often played in a double-feature. My 5-year-old sister who had been crying because the dogs and cat in "The Incredible Journey" (the first one) were never going to get home, perked up at Sindbad. When some guy got stabbed with a sword, she said to my mom, "Now this is a good picture."

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
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Llewellyn Buntminkey

Those Russo Finnish films are among the best eps MST ever did. Ultimately I would love to see all four in this year's marathon.

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Colleen Moriarity
1
Colleen Moriarity

All of the Hercules movies are just awful.

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Jason Tamez
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Jason Tamez

WHY MUST I CHOOOOOSE? They're both great, but I guess I haven't seen Sinbad as much as I've seen Hercules.

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Bob Motanagh
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Bob Motanagh

One of the first episodes I watched!

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Seth Robert Baldridge
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Seth Robert Baldridge

Those Russo-Finnish fantasies are some of my favorites!

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

We need the Bluebird of Happiness right now

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Dave Link
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Dave Link

The bird of happiness and the under the sea musical make that movie extremely riffable.

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Craig Dorrell
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Craig Dorrell

It's great to hear that they're BOTH winners.

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Performa
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Performa

Let me look in my dictionary... ah yes, the very definition of "so bad it's good" is "The Magic Voyage of Sinbad."

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Gary Lewis
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Gary Lewis

That's not Sinbad!

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Scribbler Johnny
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Scribbler Johnny

Simply because more stuff happens

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Jack Chaisey
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Jack Chaisey

Our Hero is not known in other countries? Quick rename him after one of theirs for marketing! Not Sinbad, but good fun :)

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Andy Knudsen
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Andy Knudsen

On of the all-time greats. But he is NOT Sinbad.

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Howard Kistler
0
Howard Kistler

It takes me to my happy place.

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48%
Hercules Against the Moon Men

Which is the better episode?
20 Comments
Gary Sandt
3
Gary Sandt

SANDSTORMMMM! SANDSTORM!!

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Corvid Cattus
2
Corvid Cattus

Gobble gobble gobble!

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

I still wanna see a Herc movie on Turkey Day. Also, Sandstorm and Deep Hurting.

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Danielle Rich
1
Danielle Rich

I actually like Sinbad more, but come on! How can you pass up DEEP HURTING SAND STORMMM?!?

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Zachariah Wilson
1
Zachariah Wilson

Everybody must get stoned!

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Phyllis Lanza
1
Phyllis Lanza

Deep hurting, of course!!!

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Leeann Key
1
Leeann Key

I'll need the nap during the sand storm.

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Peter Bolton
1
Peter Bolton

"Gobble Gobble" Queen FTW.

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Bob Newman
1
Bob Newman

Just because, well, it's Hercules, and, well, Moon Men. Just a fun episode to watch. Solid riffing and, Deep Hurting!

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Mary Manning
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Mary Manning

It's so painfully bad, it's good. If that makes any sense.

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Jeff Hergert
0
Jeff Hergert

I've seen Sinbad too many times !

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Austinck
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Austinck

The deep hurting alone, but how some fire scarecrow

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Bruce Pullen
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Bruce Pullen

This DESERVES to be #1. The Sandstorm is worthy of the attention.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
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🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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