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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/10/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

54%
I Accuse My Parents WINNER

37

46%
Hobgoblins

22

54%
I Accuse My Parents

37 Comments
Russell Boyer
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Russell Boyer

I will never not vote for hamburger sandwiches and french fried potatoes.

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Kenneth E. Morgan
1
Kenneth E. Morgan

Far more tolerable movie.

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Mira Gutoff
1
Mira Gutoff

Ooh, this is hard, but I have to give the edge to Jimmy's journey of stupidity.

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Isaiah Bradford III
1
Isaiah Bradford III

I love this one. Jimmy's such a dope!

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Phyllis Lanza
1
Phyllis Lanza

Drunken Mom, neglectful Dad, singing mobbed-uo girlfriend! are you happy in YOUR work? Hmm? Are you??? I wasn't, and now I know I can ACCUSE MY PARENTS!

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Leslie Maryann Neal
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Leslie Maryann Neal

For me, it's not even a contest. (I mean, unless it's an essay contest.) I Accuse My Parents has so many great moments, while I find Hobgoblins difficult to watch; the film is so cringy.

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Bob Frantz
0
Bob Frantz

because this is one of the best MST3K episodes

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Mike Welker
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Mike Welker

black and white 50s nonsense .... always my fav riffing fodder!!

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Stephen Veldhoff
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Stephen Veldhoff

I'm just in this for the truck farming.

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

I hated to not vote for Hobgoblins, but Jimmy's essay was so moving. How could one NOT give him the recognition he deserves? πŸ‘

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Stephen Bradford Doherty
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Stephen Bradford Doherty

I'm hoping to get some spending money from the parents.

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A.J. Ax
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A.J. Ax

Love them both, but IAMP is just a better-crafted movie and that always makes for easier watching in my opinion.

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Brian Walch
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Brian Walch

"You WHAT!? You baked a PERSON in it!? An hour at 350Β°!?"

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Kristy Alberty
0
Kristy Alberty

Quack-quack.... quack. Quack, quack........

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I accuse my parents! Oh, but no. I DON'T. They are just paranoid and lay awake most nights thinking that I do.

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
0
Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Clearly because I accuse my parents too!

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Jimmy's dad paid me $20 to vote this way. And Jimmy's mom invited me out to the beach house. Va voom! So, if that other movie loses, I blame them. It's their fault. Ja'cuse. 🀨

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Jarret Cooper
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Jarret Cooper

I'm afraid love came between us.

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Alexander Russell
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Alexander Russell

"You ever been stung by a dead bee?"

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Marty Ketola
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Marty Ketola

Wow, it's literally what I like about MST3K vs what I don't like about MST3K! I'm Team Essay Contest!

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Because I got beat up for winning an essay contest.

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Meghan Taft
0
Meghan Taft

This is a tough one, but I laugh out loud more watching this one. And I have a cake fetish so the male stripper covered in cake is a solid win for me

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Todd Divel
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Todd Divel

im happy in my job

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Joshua Christenson
0
Joshua Christenson

Hamberder sandwich with a side of freedom fried potatoes.

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Johnny Stocker
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Johnny Stocker

Here's 5 dollars. Go out and celebrate.

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Joshua Christenson
Joshua Christenson

😭what about MY five dollars?

Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Gangsters hanging out in cowboy night clubs. Nuff said.

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

Too difficult - I love Hobgoblins! But, ultimately, I'm just too "Happy in my Work" to ever vote against Jimmy.

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Myrrh Kingwell
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Myrrh Kingwell

How topical can we get? Just kidding, but it's a great episode and my favorite of the four quarterfinal movies.

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

somehow this one holds up better

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Craig Hill
0
Craig Hill

One of the best MST episodes of all time.

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

Vote for Jimmy; it’s his Birthday!

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46%
Hobgoblins

22 Comments
Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

What do you do with those Hobgoblins?

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John Matthew Mattie
1
John Matthew Mattie

Look, the baby boomers whine about everything. We need a victory for gen Xers being chased by murderous puppets.

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Pig liquor, fish picker? Ahh, Club Scum and skid mark win out. Totally 80's! Totally.

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Brian Johnston
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Brian Johnston

The post-film interview with the director is a hard-hitting expose in the life and times of a visionary filmmaker. Rarely do we see such quality entertainment journalism.

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Jeffrey Malone
1
Jeffrey Malone

Are you kidding me?! Then let's go!

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TransmorpherDDS
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TransmorpherDDS

In my opinion, the best MST3K videos are the ones where the movie is fun and stupid in its own right. I accuse My Parents has some great riffs, but the actual movie gets pretty boring at times.

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Chris CK Felix
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Chris CK Felix

This one is the hardest decision of the polling YET!

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Roope
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Roope

As a regular of Club Scum, I gotta rep

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Jay Skillman
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Jay Skillman

I need some Pig Liquor!

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Chris Haynes
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Chris Haynes

From my era. I think my daughter will like it

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Amanda Devon
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Amanda Devon

There is no other movie when the garden hose out-acts the actors.

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Stacy Mclinn
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Stacy Mclinn

because I remember the '80's.

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Kevin
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Kevin

I accuse hobgoblins of course

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

I Accuse My Parents cannot win. To the best of my ability, I won't let it.

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Christy Yeaton Roberts
0
Christy Yeaton Roberts

Hobgoblins is my favorite MST3K ever!

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These are the stairs! Stairs are your hips worst enemies!

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Keeva Segal
0
Keeva Segal

It is just a funnier episode.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
20 hrs ago

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

55%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

5

45%
Laserblast

9

55%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

"Laserblast" was shown on Turkey Day 2019. "Horror of Party Beach" hasn't been shown on a Turkey Day Marathon in the last 7 years, maybe never. So that's the main reason for our vote going to "... Party Beach".

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Lisa Hill Boatwright
0
Lisa Hill Boatwright

1. It's a singalong; 2. the fight scene is epic; 3. Eulahbelle; 4. Look! Polish!; 5. Hot dog mouth monsters

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Because sodium is better than being ready for some football.

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Bill Davies
0
Bill Davies

I love the "Zombie Stomp".

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45%
Laserblast

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
William Lane
2
William Lane

Because it's Thanksgiving and that means I got to GET READY FOR SOME FOOT!!! BALL!!!

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

Are you ready for some football?!

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

I wanna' transform into Pure Thought & play at the edge of time & space with all my riffing buddies! <3

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

He's taking Eddie to the Vet to get Fixed!!

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Nick Franco
0
Nick Franco

Because I'm ready for some football!!!

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Tom Copain
0
Tom Copain

Because I’m READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

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Stephen Wood
0
Stephen Wood

Utter mess of a film, and delightfully fun to watch.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Because of shell-less turtle like aliens. Also, I'm ready for some football!

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
3 days ago

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

57%
Parts: The Clonus Horror WINNER

19

43%
Hercules

9

57%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
19 Comments
William Lane
2
William Lane

Tonight, on Biography: Steve Reeves. Star of Hercules, who took steroids because of chronic feelings of inadequacy when compared to his naturally virile contemporary, Peter Graves.

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Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

Today we learned...A and 3... Today we learned A and 3.

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Jeff Pfeiffer
1
Jeff Pfeiffer

So many great riffs in this one and it has a villainous Peter Graves in it. Who could ask for more?

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Alex Addams
1
Alex Addams

So good they ripped it off and got sued!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Actually it should be, such a good movie that it was ripped off by one of the most popular directors in Hollywood who then got sued by the "Clonus" copyright holders. The thief settled out of court. πŸ˜πŸ‘

Donald Green
1
Donald Green

Mainly Funny Hosting Bits!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
1
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's the best stand alone movie MST ever riffed IMO, it's hysterical from beginning to end and it's my all time #1 favorite episode!

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Daniel Emerson
1
Daniel Emerson

I like both of these, but (just) plumped for Parts.

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Steven Otte
1
Steven Otte

I didn't get to see season 8. I'd love to see this one!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Oh I envy you! Season 8 is arguably their funniest/best season ever! Many of them are on the Gizmoplex.com for free (until 2023) & on YouTube for free including "Clonus".

Travis Reis
1
Travis Reis

Let's go for the Michael Bay inspiration!

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Seth Williams-Welch
1
Seth Williams-Welch

70's beige sci-fi is my happy place

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Nils Lorvick
1
Nils Lorvick

Riffing is top-shelf in this one.

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

I'm Peter Graves, and the more Peters Graveses there are, the better. I'm Peter Graves.

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

She really was on top of old Smokey!

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Alex Flores
0
Alex Flores

Forgot about the cookies! Sorry!

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43%
Hercules

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
Melanie Hinchey
2
Melanie Hinchey

Let's face it, America does not live up to the hype.

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Solberg-Bell Household
1
Solberg-Bell Household

Turkey makes you sleepy. Herc is naturally sleepy. It's a match made in Olympus!

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Andrew Bosch
0
Andrew Bosch

It's a heavy-lifter.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Anything with Hercules rules!

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Ross Abadie
0
Ross Abadie

Just sing β€œZero to Hero” to annoy the community since there’s a Disney Animated film about him.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Hercules > Parts: The Clouns Horror

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