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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/10/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

54%
I Accuse My Parents WINNER

37

46%
Hobgoblins

22

54%
I Accuse My Parents

37 Comments
Russell Boyer
2
Russell Boyer

I will never not vote for hamburger sandwiches and french fried potatoes.

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Kenneth E. Morgan
1
Kenneth E. Morgan

Far more tolerable movie.

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Mira Gutoff
1
Mira Gutoff

Ooh, this is hard, but I have to give the edge to Jimmy's journey of stupidity.

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Isaiah Bradford III
1
Isaiah Bradford III

I love this one. Jimmy's such a dope!

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Phyllis Lanza
1
Phyllis Lanza

Drunken Mom, neglectful Dad, singing mobbed-uo girlfriend! are you happy in YOUR work? Hmm? Are you??? I wasn't, and now I know I can ACCUSE MY PARENTS!

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Leslie Maryann Neal
1
Leslie Maryann Neal

For me, it's not even a contest. (I mean, unless it's an essay contest.) I Accuse My Parents has so many great moments, while I find Hobgoblins difficult to watch; the film is so cringy.

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Bob Frantz
0
Bob Frantz

because this is one of the best MST3K episodes

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Mike Welker
0
Mike Welker

black and white 50s nonsense .... always my fav riffing fodder!!

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Stephen Veldhoff
0
Stephen Veldhoff

I'm just in this for the truck farming.

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

I hated to not vote for Hobgoblins, but Jimmy's essay was so moving. How could one NOT give him the recognition he deserves? πŸ‘

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Stephen Bradford Doherty
0
Stephen Bradford Doherty

I'm hoping to get some spending money from the parents.

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A.J. Ax
0
A.J. Ax

Love them both, but IAMP is just a better-crafted movie and that always makes for easier watching in my opinion.

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Brian Walch
0
Brian Walch

"You WHAT!? You baked a PERSON in it!? An hour at 350Β°!?"

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Kristy Alberty
0
Kristy Alberty

Quack-quack.... quack. Quack, quack........

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I accuse my parents! Oh, but no. I DON'T. They are just paranoid and lay awake most nights thinking that I do.

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
0
Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Clearly because I accuse my parents too!

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Jimmy's dad paid me $20 to vote this way. And Jimmy's mom invited me out to the beach house. Va voom! So, if that other movie loses, I blame them. It's their fault. Ja'cuse. 🀨

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Jarret Cooper
0
Jarret Cooper

I'm afraid love came between us.

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Alexander Russell
0
Alexander Russell

"You ever been stung by a dead bee?"

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Marty Ketola
0
Marty Ketola

Wow, it's literally what I like about MST3K vs what I don't like about MST3K! I'm Team Essay Contest!

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Because I got beat up for winning an essay contest.

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Meghan Taft
0
Meghan Taft

This is a tough one, but I laugh out loud more watching this one. And I have a cake fetish so the male stripper covered in cake is a solid win for me

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Todd Divel
0
Todd Divel

im happy in my job

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Joshua Christenson
0
Joshua Christenson

Hamberder sandwich with a side of freedom fried potatoes.

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Johnny Stocker
0
Johnny Stocker

Here's 5 dollars. Go out and celebrate.

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Joshua Christenson
Joshua Christenson

😭what about MY five dollars?

Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Gangsters hanging out in cowboy night clubs. Nuff said.

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

Too difficult - I love Hobgoblins! But, ultimately, I'm just too "Happy in my Work" to ever vote against Jimmy.

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

How topical can we get? Just kidding, but it's a great episode and my favorite of the four quarterfinal movies.

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

somehow this one holds up better

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Craig Hill
0
Craig Hill

One of the best MST episodes of all time.

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

Vote for Jimmy; it’s his Birthday!

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46%
Hobgoblins

22 Comments
Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

What do you do with those Hobgoblins?

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John Matthew Mattie
1
John Matthew Mattie

Look, the baby boomers whine about everything. We need a victory for gen Xers being chased by murderous puppets.

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Pig liquor, fish picker? Ahh, Club Scum and skid mark win out. Totally 80's! Totally.

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Brian Johnston
1
Brian Johnston

The post-film interview with the director is a hard-hitting expose in the life and times of a visionary filmmaker. Rarely do we see such quality entertainment journalism.

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Jeffrey Malone
1
Jeffrey Malone

Are you kidding me?! Then let's go!

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TransmorpherDDS
1
TransmorpherDDS

In my opinion, the best MST3K videos are the ones where the movie is fun and stupid in its own right. I accuse My Parents has some great riffs, but the actual movie gets pretty boring at times.

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Chris CK Felix
1
Chris CK Felix

This one is the hardest decision of the polling YET!

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Roope
0
Roope

As a regular of Club Scum, I gotta rep

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Jay Skillman
0
Jay Skillman

I need some Pig Liquor!

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

From my era. I think my daughter will like it

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Amanda Devon
0
Amanda Devon

There is no other movie when the garden hose out-acts the actors.

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Stacy Mclinn
0
Stacy Mclinn

because I remember the '80's.

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Kevin
0
Kevin

I accuse hobgoblins of course

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

I Accuse My Parents cannot win. To the best of my ability, I won't let it.

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Christy Yeaton Roberts
0
Christy Yeaton Roberts

Hobgoblins is my favorite MST3K ever!

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These are the stairs! Stairs are your hips worst enemies!

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Keeva Segal
0
Keeva Segal

It is just a funnier episode.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

β€œThat’s not cheese” β€”Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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