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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/10/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

54%
I Accuse My Parents WINNER

37

46%
Hobgoblins

22

54%
I Accuse My Parents

37 Comments
Russell Boyer
2
Russell Boyer

I will never not vote for hamburger sandwiches and french fried potatoes.

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Kenneth E. Morgan
1
Kenneth E. Morgan

Far more tolerable movie.

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Mira Gutoff
1
Mira Gutoff

Ooh, this is hard, but I have to give the edge to Jimmy's journey of stupidity.

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Isaiah Bradford III
1
Isaiah Bradford III

I love this one. Jimmy's such a dope!

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Phyllis Lanza
1
Phyllis Lanza

Drunken Mom, neglectful Dad, singing mobbed-uo girlfriend! are you happy in YOUR work? Hmm? Are you??? I wasn't, and now I know I can ACCUSE MY PARENTS!

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Leslie Maryann Neal
1
Leslie Maryann Neal

For me, it's not even a contest. (I mean, unless it's an essay contest.) I Accuse My Parents has so many great moments, while I find Hobgoblins difficult to watch; the film is so cringy.

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Bob Frantz
0
Bob Frantz

because this is one of the best MST3K episodes

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Mike Welker
0
Mike Welker

black and white 50s nonsense .... always my fav riffing fodder!!

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Stephen Veldhoff
0
Stephen Veldhoff

I'm just in this for the truck farming.

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

I hated to not vote for Hobgoblins, but Jimmy's essay was so moving. How could one NOT give him the recognition he deserves? πŸ‘

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Stephen Bradford Doherty
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Stephen Bradford Doherty

I'm hoping to get some spending money from the parents.

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A.J. Ax
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A.J. Ax

Love them both, but IAMP is just a better-crafted movie and that always makes for easier watching in my opinion.

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Brian Walch
0
Brian Walch

"You WHAT!? You baked a PERSON in it!? An hour at 350Β°!?"

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Kristy Alberty
0
Kristy Alberty

Quack-quack.... quack. Quack, quack........

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I accuse my parents! Oh, but no. I DON'T. They are just paranoid and lay awake most nights thinking that I do.

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
0
Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Clearly because I accuse my parents too!

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Jimmy's dad paid me $20 to vote this way. And Jimmy's mom invited me out to the beach house. Va voom! So, if that other movie loses, I blame them. It's their fault. Ja'cuse. 🀨

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Jarret Cooper
0
Jarret Cooper

I'm afraid love came between us.

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Alexander Russell
0
Alexander Russell

"You ever been stung by a dead bee?"

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Marty Ketola
0
Marty Ketola

Wow, it's literally what I like about MST3K vs what I don't like about MST3K! I'm Team Essay Contest!

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Because I got beat up for winning an essay contest.

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Meghan Taft
0
Meghan Taft

This is a tough one, but I laugh out loud more watching this one. And I have a cake fetish so the male stripper covered in cake is a solid win for me

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Todd Divel
0
Todd Divel

im happy in my job

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Joshua Christenson
0
Joshua Christenson

Hamberder sandwich with a side of freedom fried potatoes.

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Johnny Stocker
0
Johnny Stocker

Here's 5 dollars. Go out and celebrate.

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Joshua Christenson
Joshua Christenson

😭what about MY five dollars?

Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Gangsters hanging out in cowboy night clubs. Nuff said.

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

Too difficult - I love Hobgoblins! But, ultimately, I'm just too "Happy in my Work" to ever vote against Jimmy.

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

How topical can we get? Just kidding, but it's a great episode and my favorite of the four quarterfinal movies.

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

somehow this one holds up better

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Craig Hill
0
Craig Hill

One of the best MST episodes of all time.

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

Vote for Jimmy; it’s his Birthday!

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46%
Hobgoblins

22 Comments
Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

What do you do with those Hobgoblins?

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John Matthew Mattie
1
John Matthew Mattie

Look, the baby boomers whine about everything. We need a victory for gen Xers being chased by murderous puppets.

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Pig liquor, fish picker? Ahh, Club Scum and skid mark win out. Totally 80's! Totally.

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Brian Johnston
1
Brian Johnston

The post-film interview with the director is a hard-hitting expose in the life and times of a visionary filmmaker. Rarely do we see such quality entertainment journalism.

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Jeffrey Malone
1
Jeffrey Malone

Are you kidding me?! Then let's go!

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TransmorpherDDS
1
TransmorpherDDS

In my opinion, the best MST3K videos are the ones where the movie is fun and stupid in its own right. I accuse My Parents has some great riffs, but the actual movie gets pretty boring at times.

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Chris CK Felix
1
Chris CK Felix

This one is the hardest decision of the polling YET!

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Roope
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Roope

As a regular of Club Scum, I gotta rep

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Jay Skillman
0
Jay Skillman

I need some Pig Liquor!

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

From my era. I think my daughter will like it

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Amanda Devon
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Amanda Devon

There is no other movie when the garden hose out-acts the actors.

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Stacy Mclinn
0
Stacy Mclinn

because I remember the '80's.

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Kevin
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Kevin

I accuse hobgoblins of course

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

I Accuse My Parents cannot win. To the best of my ability, I won't let it.

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Christy Yeaton Roberts
0
Christy Yeaton Roberts

Hobgoblins is my favorite MST3K ever!

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These are the stairs! Stairs are your hips worst enemies!

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Keeva Segal
0
Keeva Segal

It is just a funnier episode.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻justπŸŽƒchrisπŸ‚
2
🌻justπŸŽƒchrisπŸ‚

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
0
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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