Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2022! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/11/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

61%
Pod People WINNER

26

39%
Final Justice

27

61%
Pod People

26 Comments
Mike Aronow
2
Mike Aronow

Because there's still at least one clown in the sky...

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John Matthew Mattie
2
John Matthew Mattie

If Trumpy doesnโ€™t win this election, itโ€™s rigged! John Carradine voted! Evidence is coming!

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Alexander
1
Alexander

My favorite Episode

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Stuff n Stuff
1
Stuff n Stuff

It's called evil kid.

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๐ŸŒŠharasan
1
๐ŸŒŠharasan

I voted for this because IT STINKS.

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Stinks to the million!!!

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Hear the engines roll now Idiot control now...

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Pod People is great! Final Justice is overrated

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Stephen Bradford Doherty
0
Stephen Bradford Doherty

Trumpy would beat the crap out of E. T.!

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Marc Nottke
0
Marc Nottke

Trumpy?! You can do stupid things!

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Mike Welker
0
Mike Welker

Its Just better.... wait... no IT STINKS! HUZZAH!

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Aimee Wright
0
Aimee Wright

Final Justice = Most of the humor relies on 'fat jokes'. :-/ ....so yeah, "It stinks!"

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Raymond J. Whitehead
0
Raymond J. Whitehead

I grew up on MST3K (39 now), and I still say "little potatoes" in a Trumpy voice.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

Pod people got no reason to live

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

Don't make me explain myself to you.

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j c
0
j c

Pod People is just so deleriously weird that nothing can compete. It's so wild that the only way they could even try to mock it in the host segments was to just copy the movie itself word for word.

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

I want to be on Trumpy's good side.

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Mat Biller
0
Mat Biller

Speak middle English!

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39%
Final Justice

27 Comments
Evan Gassman
3
Evan Gassman

Pod People has been featured on Turkey Day twice already -- voting for Final Justice for something "new" and different.

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Corvid Cattus
1
Corvid Cattus

Please, dear god, no more Trumpy doing stupid things.

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James Haile
1
James Haile

I thought to myself should I vote for Final Justice? and a voice said. "Go Ahead on"

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Bo Sheep
1
Bo Sheep

GOOSEIO MUST BE AVENGED

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

Mitchell? Eh, close enough!

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

A little variety now and then is always good

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Leslie Maryann Neal
0
Leslie Maryann Neal

I don't even like this movie. I'm just sick to death of Trumpy.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I'm going with the guy who suggested "new and different". I just couldn't get the vote-up button to work.

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Can we take a moment to recognize Helena Dalli who plays Maria? She's a Miss World participant. She acted in this one movie next to Mr. Joey "Go Ahead On", And since '96 she's rep'd in the Maltese Parliament and as a cabinet member. Daaang! Yesterday I remembered to trim my toenails. Aww yeah.

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Matthew McGowan
0
Matthew McGowan

Goosio, dammit! GOOSIO!!

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Craig Hill
0
Craig Hill

Joe Don Baker jeopardizing international relations between Texas and Malta. You can't beat that.

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

Joe Don Baker would sit on Trumpy and kill him.

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Christy Yeaton Roberts
0
Christy Yeaton Roberts

Even though Pod People was the very first episode I ever saw of MST3K way back in college in the 90s, it's been on Turkey Day before. Final Justice and MALTA deserve to shine.

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Rich Bergin
0
Rich Bergin

Let's change it up this year and show something different.

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

I haven't seen Pod People yet but the support it's gotten has got me curious about it. I voted for this one though because I watch Joe Don Baker movies and I think this one is as good as Mitchell.

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Matthew Deall
0
Matthew Deall

I had to choose between "It stinks" and "Go ahead on." Joe Don I choose you over Trumpy!

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

I'll take Joe Don and the Mafia for $500, Alex

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Jamie Rogers
0
Jamie Rogers

VOTE FOR THIS MOVIE, YOU SON OF A *****!

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Katey Carney
0
Katey Carney

I love Final Justice , makes me wonder if they have beer on the sun lol

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

Meatballs fried in la-aaaaaard!!

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

I need that Joe Don repulsiveness to keep from overeating, you guys

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Kieran Cowan
0
Kieran Cowan

I think Pod People just gets played a little too much, I know it too well, whereas there are lots of parts of Final Justice I feel like I could watch again right now. Turkey Day needs deeper cuts too.

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Rhysdux
0
Rhysdux

I think this is one of the best experiments.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
19 hrs ago

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

55%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

5

45%
Laserblast

9

55%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
MST3KaDay On Instagram
2
MST3KaDay On Instagram

"Laserblast" was shown on Turkey Day 2019. "Horror of Party Beach" hasn't been shown on a Turkey Day Marathon in the last 7 years, maybe never. So that's the main reason for our vote going to "... Party Beach".

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Lisa Hill Boatwright
0
Lisa Hill Boatwright

1. It's a singalong; 2. the fight scene is epic; 3. Eulahbelle; 4. Look! Polish!; 5. Hot dog mouth monsters

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Because sodium is better than being ready for some football.

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Bill Davies
0
Bill Davies

I love the "Zombie Stomp".

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45%
Laserblast

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
William Lane
2
William Lane

Because it's Thanksgiving and that means I got to GET READY FOR SOME FOOT!!! BALL!!!

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

Are you ready for some football?!

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

I wanna' transform into Pure Thought & play at the edge of time & space with all my riffing buddies! <3

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

He's taking Eddie to the Vet to get Fixed!!

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Nick Franco
0
Nick Franco

Because I'm ready for some football!!!

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Tom Copain
0
Tom Copain

Because Iโ€™m READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

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Stephen Wood
0
Stephen Wood

Utter mess of a film, and delightfully fun to watch.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Because of shell-less turtle like aliens. Also, I'm ready for some football!

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
3 days ago

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

57%
Parts: The Clonus Horror WINNER

19

43%
Hercules

9

57%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
19 Comments
William Lane
2
William Lane

Tonight, on Biography: Steve Reeves. Star of Hercules, who took steroids because of chronic feelings of inadequacy when compared to his naturally virile contemporary, Peter Graves.

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Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

Today we learned...A and 3... Today we learned A and 3.

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Jeff Pfeiffer
1
Jeff Pfeiffer

So many great riffs in this one and it has a villainous Peter Graves in it. Who could ask for more?

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Alex Addams
1
Alex Addams

So good they ripped it off and got sued!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Actually it should be, such a good movie that it was ripped off by one of the most popular directors in Hollywood who then got sued by the "Clonus" copyright holders. The thief settled out of court. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘

Donald Green
1
Donald Green

Mainly Funny Hosting Bits!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
1
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's the best stand alone movie MST ever riffed IMO, it's hysterical from beginning to end and it's my all time #1 favorite episode!

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Daniel Emerson
1
Daniel Emerson

I like both of these, but (just) plumped for Parts.

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Steven Otte
1
Steven Otte

I didn't get to see season 8. I'd love to see this one!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Oh I envy you! Season 8 is arguably their funniest/best season ever! Many of them are on the Gizmoplex.com for free (until 2023) & on YouTube for free including "Clonus".

Travis Reis
1
Travis Reis

Let's go for the Michael Bay inspiration!

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Seth Williams-Welch
1
Seth Williams-Welch

70's beige sci-fi is my happy place

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Nils Lorvick
1
Nils Lorvick

Riffing is top-shelf in this one.

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

I'm Peter Graves, and the more Peters Graveses there are, the better. I'm Peter Graves.

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

She really was on top of old Smokey!

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Alex Flores
0
Alex Flores

Forgot about the cookies! Sorry!

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43%
Hercules

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
Melanie Hinchey
2
Melanie Hinchey

Let's face it, America does not live up to the hype.

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Solberg-Bell Household
1
Solberg-Bell Household

Turkey makes you sleepy. Herc is naturally sleepy. It's a match made in Olympus!

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Andrew Bosch
0
Andrew Bosch

It's a heavy-lifter.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Anything with Hercules rules!

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Ross Abadie
0
Ross Abadie

Just sing โ€œZero to Heroโ€ to annoy the community since thereโ€™s a Disney Animated film about him.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Hercules > Parts: The Clouns Horror

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