Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2022! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/11/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

61%
Pod People WINNER

26

39%
Final Justice

27

61%
Pod People

26 Comments
Mike Aronow
2
Mike Aronow

Because there's still at least one clown in the sky...

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John Matthew Mattie
2
John Matthew Mattie

If Trumpy doesnโ€™t win this election, itโ€™s rigged! John Carradine voted! Evidence is coming!

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Alexander
1
Alexander

My favorite Episode

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Stuff n Stuff
1
Stuff n Stuff

It's called evil kid.

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๐ŸŒŠharasan
1
๐ŸŒŠharasan

I voted for this because IT STINKS.

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Stinks to the million!!!

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Hear the engines roll now Idiot control now...

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Pod People is great! Final Justice is overrated

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Stephen Bradford Doherty
0
Stephen Bradford Doherty

Trumpy would beat the crap out of E. T.!

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Marc Nottke
0
Marc Nottke

Trumpy?! You can do stupid things!

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Mike Welker
0
Mike Welker

Its Just better.... wait... no IT STINKS! HUZZAH!

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Aimee Wright
0
Aimee Wright

Final Justice = Most of the humor relies on 'fat jokes'. :-/ ....so yeah, "It stinks!"

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Raymond J. Whitehead
0
Raymond J. Whitehead

I grew up on MST3K (39 now), and I still say "little potatoes" in a Trumpy voice.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

Pod people got no reason to live

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

Don't make me explain myself to you.

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j c
0
j c

Pod People is just so deleriously weird that nothing can compete. It's so wild that the only way they could even try to mock it in the host segments was to just copy the movie itself word for word.

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

I want to be on Trumpy's good side.

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Mat Biller
0
Mat Biller

Speak middle English!

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39%
Final Justice

27 Comments
Evan Gassman
3
Evan Gassman

Pod People has been featured on Turkey Day twice already -- voting for Final Justice for something "new" and different.

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Corvid Cattus
1
Corvid Cattus

Please, dear god, no more Trumpy doing stupid things.

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James Haile
1
James Haile

I thought to myself should I vote for Final Justice? and a voice said. "Go Ahead on"

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Bo Sheep
1
Bo Sheep

GOOSEIO MUST BE AVENGED

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

Mitchell? Eh, close enough!

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

A little variety now and then is always good

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Leslie Maryann Neal
0
Leslie Maryann Neal

I don't even like this movie. I'm just sick to death of Trumpy.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I'm going with the guy who suggested "new and different". I just couldn't get the vote-up button to work.

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Can we take a moment to recognize Helena Dalli who plays Maria? She's a Miss World participant. She acted in this one movie next to Mr. Joey "Go Ahead On", And since '96 she's rep'd in the Maltese Parliament and as a cabinet member. Daaang! Yesterday I remembered to trim my toenails. Aww yeah.

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Matthew McGowan
0
Matthew McGowan

Goosio, dammit! GOOSIO!!

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Craig Hill
0
Craig Hill

Joe Don Baker jeopardizing international relations between Texas and Malta. You can't beat that.

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

Joe Don Baker would sit on Trumpy and kill him.

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Christy Yeaton Roberts
0
Christy Yeaton Roberts

Even though Pod People was the very first episode I ever saw of MST3K way back in college in the 90s, it's been on Turkey Day before. Final Justice and MALTA deserve to shine.

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Rich Bergin
0
Rich Bergin

Let's change it up this year and show something different.

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

I haven't seen Pod People yet but the support it's gotten has got me curious about it. I voted for this one though because I watch Joe Don Baker movies and I think this one is as good as Mitchell.

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Matthew Deall
0
Matthew Deall

I had to choose between "It stinks" and "Go ahead on." Joe Don I choose you over Trumpy!

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

I'll take Joe Don and the Mafia for $500, Alex

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Jamie Rogers
0
Jamie Rogers

VOTE FOR THIS MOVIE, YOU SON OF A *****!

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Katey Carney
0
Katey Carney

I love Final Justice , makes me wonder if they have beer on the sun lol

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

Meatballs fried in la-aaaaaard!!

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

I need that Joe Don repulsiveness to keep from overeating, you guys

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Kieran Cowan
0
Kieran Cowan

I think Pod People just gets played a little too much, I know it too well, whereas there are lots of parts of Final Justice I feel like I could watch again right now. Turkey Day needs deeper cuts too.

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Rhysdux
0
Rhysdux

I think this is one of the best experiments.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
๐ŸŒปjust๐ŸŽƒchris๐Ÿ‚
2
๐ŸŒปjust๐ŸŽƒchris๐Ÿ‚

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" ๐Ÿ˜

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
0
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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