Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2021! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/11/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

61%
Pod People WINNER

26

39%
Final Justice

27

61%
Pod People

26 Comments
Mike Aronow
2
Mike Aronow

Because there's still at least one clown in the sky...

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John Matthew Mattie
2
John Matthew Mattie

If Trumpy doesnโ€™t win this election, itโ€™s rigged! John Carradine voted! Evidence is coming!

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Alexander
1
Alexander

My favorite Episode

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Stuff n Stuff
1
Stuff n Stuff

It's called evil kid.

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๐ŸŒŠharasan
1
๐ŸŒŠharasan

I voted for this because IT STINKS.

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Stinks to the million!!!

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Hear the engines roll now Idiot control now...

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Pod People is great! Final Justice is overrated

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Stephen Bradford Doherty
0
Stephen Bradford Doherty

Trumpy would beat the crap out of E. T.!

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Marc Nottke
0
Marc Nottke

Trumpy?! You can do stupid things!

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Mike Welker
0
Mike Welker

Its Just better.... wait... no IT STINKS! HUZZAH!

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Aimee Wright
0
Aimee Wright

Final Justice = Most of the humor relies on 'fat jokes'. :-/ ....so yeah, "It stinks!"

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Raymond J. Whitehead
0
Raymond J. Whitehead

I grew up on MST3K (39 now), and I still say "little potatoes" in a Trumpy voice.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

Pod people got no reason to live

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

Don't make me explain myself to you.

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j c
0
j c

Pod People is just so deleriously weird that nothing can compete. It's so wild that the only way they could even try to mock it in the host segments was to just copy the movie itself word for word.

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

I want to be on Trumpy's good side.

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Mat Biller
0
Mat Biller

Speak middle English!

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39%
Final Justice

27 Comments
Evan Gassman
3
Evan Gassman

Pod People has been featured on Turkey Day twice already -- voting for Final Justice for something "new" and different.

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Corvid Cattus
1
Corvid Cattus

Please, dear god, no more Trumpy doing stupid things.

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James Haile
1
James Haile

I thought to myself should I vote for Final Justice? and a voice said. "Go Ahead on"

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Bo Sheep
1
Bo Sheep

GOOSEIO MUST BE AVENGED

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

Mitchell? Eh, close enough!

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

A little variety now and then is always good

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Leslie Maryann Neal
0
Leslie Maryann Neal

I don't even like this movie. I'm just sick to death of Trumpy.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I'm going with the guy who suggested "new and different". I just couldn't get the vote-up button to work.

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Can we take a moment to recognize Helena Dalli who plays Maria? She's a Miss World participant. She acted in this one movie next to Mr. Joey "Go Ahead On", And since '96 she's rep'd in the Maltese Parliament and as a cabinet member. Daaang! Yesterday I remembered to trim my toenails. Aww yeah.

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Matthew McGowan
0
Matthew McGowan

Goosio, dammit! GOOSIO!!

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Craig Hill
0
Craig Hill

Joe Don Baker jeopardizing international relations between Texas and Malta. You can't beat that.

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

Joe Don Baker would sit on Trumpy and kill him.

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Christy Yeaton Roberts
0
Christy Yeaton Roberts

Even though Pod People was the very first episode I ever saw of MST3K way back in college in the 90s, it's been on Turkey Day before. Final Justice and MALTA deserve to shine.

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Rich Bergin
0
Rich Bergin

Let's change it up this year and show something different.

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

I haven't seen Pod People yet but the support it's gotten has got me curious about it. I voted for this one though because I watch Joe Don Baker movies and I think this one is as good as Mitchell.

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Matthew Deall
0
Matthew Deall

I had to choose between "It stinks" and "Go ahead on." Joe Don I choose you over Trumpy!

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

I'll take Joe Don and the Mafia for $500, Alex

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Jamie Rogers
0
Jamie Rogers

VOTE FOR THIS MOVIE, YOU SON OF A *****!

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Katey Carney
0
Katey Carney

I love Final Justice , makes me wonder if they have beer on the sun lol

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

Meatballs fried in la-aaaaaard!!

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

I need that Joe Don repulsiveness to keep from overeating, you guys

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Kieran Cowan
0
Kieran Cowan

I think Pod People just gets played a little too much, I know it too well, whereas there are lots of parts of Final Justice I feel like I could watch again right now. Turkey Day needs deeper cuts too.

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Rhysdux
0
Rhysdux

I think this is one of the best experiments.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

โ€œThatโ€™s not cheeseโ€ โ€”Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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