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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/13/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

46%
I Accuse My Parents

26

54%
Pod People WINNER

40

46%
I Accuse My Parents

26 Comments
Phyllis Lanza
4
Phyllis Lanza

If Thanksgiving isn't the day to celebrate drunken relatives and try to figure out if you're happy in your work, when is, I ask you?? Vote Jimmy!! Vote Jimmy!! I'm with you, Jimmy boy! I accuse my parents, too!!!

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Bo Sheep
3
Bo Sheep

Pod People has had its time, let’s give Jimmy this victory

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Stephen White
3
Stephen White

Gypsy lip-syncing to "Are you Happy in your Work?"

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Russell Boyer
2
Russell Boyer

Jimmy won an award for his essay! What more do you want? A hamburger sandwich with all the trimmings!?

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Paul Smith
1
Paul Smith

I voted for this because it stars three future presidents of the United States. It cured cancer and stopped global warming. This movie invented the Internet. It is not a robot. This movie IS a unicorn. It put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop and the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong. Vote Jimmy’s Mom now!

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Linda Saper
1
Linda Saper

It’s the epitome of the “riffable” movie. There can be no other contender. And that Is why- “I Accuse My Parents”

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

What better entertainment for a family holiday, than a film about family?

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Molly Hansen
0
Molly Hansen

The songs are wonderful!

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Jason Bacon
0
Jason Bacon

The riffs are spot-on, the movie is surprisingly watchable, and the hose segments are classics. THIS, IMHO, is the best episode of the series, and a shining example of what the show is about.

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

Jimmy's a good boy! He won the essay contest!

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Joshua Christenson
0
Joshua Christenson

This is just pure Sophie’s choice. Let the chips fall where they may...

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

Maybe this time they'll explain how the plot can be traced back to his parents!

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Bryson Boggess
0
Bryson Boggess

Jimmy killed in self defense; he shouldn't have even needed to accuse his parents in the first place!

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Craig Hill
0
Craig Hill

It's upbeat and I love the bots musical number.

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Pod People got got no reason to live.

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H. Jameel Al Khafiz
0
H. Jameel Al Khafiz

Jimmy's mother is drunk, and that's funny!

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Lisa Williford
0
Lisa Williford

While it's hard to pass up Trumpy (especially after the election), this one is just too delicious.

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

Can I just tell you about my Mom once?

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

I’m rooting for Jimmy Wilson’s mom!!!

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Howard Sauertieg
0
Howard Sauertieg

I keep voting against Pod People for some reason

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Jarret Cooper
0
Jarret Cooper

Because Mom likes to say she has TWO beaus!

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Willow Polson
0
Willow Polson

I Accuse My Parents is somewhat watchable, if kitschy -- Pod People is just a painful grind, other than the potato section.

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54%
Pod People

40 Comments
Jessica Bro
0
Jessica Bro

I grew up with a giant drunk family every year, and this is a classic that will never die! Trumpy!

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Wesley Richardson
0
Wesley Richardson

With a name like Smucker's, ya know it's good!

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

One of my 2 favorites of the original 10 seasons

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wthvideoproduction
0
wthvideoproduction

It Stinks! Yes I know that isn't original

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John Harris
0
John Harris

It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with HURTING

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Klugman
0
Klugman

Burning rubber tires

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Barry Ward
0
Barry Ward

Idiot Control Now....

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Nathan Wurm-Cutter
0
Nathan Wurm-Cutter

My favorite all time episode!

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Bruce Turbeville
0
Bruce Turbeville

Oh, Trumpy, you can do stupid things!

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Ricardo Silkworth
0
Ricardo Silkworth

Trumpy can do magic things duh!

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Dice & Brews
0
Dice & Brews

While 'I Accuse My Parents' is a great episode, 'Pod People' is a classic.

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Denise Bingham
0
Denise Bingham

Pod people is by far the best. Us parents have been screaming this for yrs about our childtrn!!🥰🤣🤣🤣

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Terry Somerville
0
Terry Somerville

The toughest choice ever! But I had to go with my first love.

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Brian Surge Zickel
0
Brian Surge Zickel

Because it just like E.T. But it can do stupid things.

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Daniel M. Clark
0
Daniel M. Clark

Because it's not just good, it's *the best*.

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

In life, sometimes there are right and wrong choices. I have clearly made the right choice in this decision. Follow my example.

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John Matthew Mattie
0
John Matthew Mattie

If Trumpy loses, we’re lawyerin’ up!

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Chris Fortner
0
Chris Fortner

Why I vote for Pod People? How can you not! Little winged potatoes!

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Scot Burklin
0
Scot Burklin

Trumpy can do stupid things... what's not to love?

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Michael Ryan Goodwin
0
Michael Ryan Goodwin

"Trumpy, you can do stupid things! ".

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Who doesn't love little wing-ed potatoes?

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David Schmidt
0
David Schmidt

Cuz this guy's got Renaissance Faire written all over him. Huzzah!

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TransmorpherDDS
0
TransmorpherDDS

I love the insanity of a mediocre horror movie getting edited into a an even more mediocre ET ripoff. It stinks!

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

Never mess with Trumpy!

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ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ 2
0
ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ 2

Did you hear that? It sounded like Laura leaping to her death.

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Wing-ed potatoes and burnin' rubber tires. And I don't like coffee either.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
2
🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
0
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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