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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/9/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

43%
Horrors of Spider Island

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57%
Final Justice WINNER

22

43%
Horrors of Spider Island

Experiment 1011
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11 Comments
Jackson Munden
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Jackson Munden

This is the final episode of Mike's green jumpsuit.

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Kevin Smith
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Kevin Smith

I’ll take Babs over JDB any day of the week!

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
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Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Gotta cross my legs to this one again. I wouldn't open them for Joe Don Baker either.

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Jeffrey Malone
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Jeffrey Malone

Garyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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Greg Gancho
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Greg Gancho

This was a tough choice, but I think Spider Island wins with the higher cheeze factor.

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

It's been too long since I've seen it last.

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Eviliz
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Eviliz

Tough. Both are great, but Goosio gives me night terrors.

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Kevin Smith
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Kevin Smith

Babs could totally take JDB!!!

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Klugman
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Klugman

Spiders deserve our respect

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Leslie Maryann Neal
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Leslie Maryann Neal

I LOVE THIS EPISODE. The sexy dancers, the murmuring, the ridiculous man-spider.

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

German babes in bikinis!! And let us not forget the frisson of the final scene when spider-Gary skitters beefily across the quicksand on gossamer legs before succumbing to his guilty doom!

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57%
Final Justice

Experiment 1008
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22 Comments
Angela Martin
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Angela Martin

Getting what is due! Aahahaha!

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

I am not voting for Joe Don, but against spiders.

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Jeff Oskins
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Jeff Oskins

Think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move.

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Andrew Fafoutakis
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Andrew Fafoutakis

Joel Don Baker movies always make me laugh. Mitchell!

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Beardo Beatnick
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Beardo Beatnick

I watch joe don baker movies

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William Lane
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William Lane

Because I'm not a SONOVA(something).

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

🎶You better ru-uh-un🎶

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Michael Schiavo
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Michael Schiavo

A tough choice, but we do watch a lot of Joe Don Baker movies around here.

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Josh Ryals
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Josh Ryals

Hardest decision I've had to make so far. But I just can't vote against Joe Don Baker movies in this.

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

Don't be a bunch of Maltese men, and vote Goosio!

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Jay Skillman
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Jay Skillman

For a certain Lady from Malta, and because no spiders!

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j c
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j c

Out of these two SciFi era episodes, this is definitely the more spongeworthy.

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Gretchen Crumpacker
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Gretchen Crumpacker

Goosio is my personal savior

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Blessed Saint Giuseppe Don Panettiere, the patron saint of milk (or Maalox), triangles, head dunking and being ever so gracious as to allow others to go ahead and move first.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

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48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
Experiment 204
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7 Comments
Mary McDowell
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Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
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Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
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Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
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Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
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Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
Experiment 817
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9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
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🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
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Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
Experiment 811
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5 Comments
One Opinion
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One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
Experiment 817
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16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
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MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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