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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/1/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

67%
Pod People WINNER

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33%
The Girl in Lovers Lane

40

67%
Pod People

38 Comments
Mike Stephens
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Mike Stephens

This is the episode I "started" with. I watched MST3K as a kid, forgot about it, and got reminded of it with some tapes from a thrift store. This was the first one my sister and I watched.

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 06:39:09 -0600

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Benjamin Hom
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Benjamin Hom

It's not about Pods. It's not about People. It's all about Pain.

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 19:10:56 -0500

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Terrible D
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Terrible D

Hideous control.

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 13:30:09 -0500

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Cesar Smith
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Cesar Smith

I'm a pod person and I'm speaking my truth.

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 11:14:17 -0500

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Mar K Muller
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Mar K Muller

podolododingdong

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 10:32:12 -0500

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Sam W. Anderson
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Sam W. Anderson

Trumpy, nooo!

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 10:15:35 -0500

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Stephen Bradford Doherty
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Stephen Bradford Doherty

It stiaaaahhh, you know.

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 09:56:01 -0500

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John Matthew Mattie
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John Matthew Mattie

Bees on pie!

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 09:36:48 -0500

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Kristopher Michael Murphy Clausing
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Kristopher Michael Murphy Clausing

Classic movie best riffs

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 07:52:45 -0500

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

It still stinks!

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 05:20:30 -0500

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

All-time Great

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 02:13:15 -0500

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Todd Aaron Dennis
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Todd Aaron Dennis

It was my first MST3K episode.

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 01:52:12 -0500

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Xavier Whitley II
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Xavier Whitley II

Trumpy you do stupid things

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 01:06:14 -0500

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Molly Hansen
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Molly Hansen

Grumpy, you can do stupid things!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 23:25:02 -0500

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Jeremy Deysach
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Jeremy Deysach

It stinks!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 22:05:15 -0500

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Dustin Slaughter
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Dustin Slaughter

"IT STINKS!"

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 22:04:21 -0500

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Michael Schiavo
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Michael Schiavo

Of course, because "It stinks!"

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 21:40:08 -0500

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Nicholas Martinez
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Nicholas Martinez

It stinks!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 21:27:58 -0500

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
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Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Pod people got no reason to smile. Gotta vote for my very first episode. It was what made me fall in love with MST3K.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 20:46:31 -0500

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Joe Musgrove
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Joe Musgrove

Potatoes

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 20:08:55 -0500

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Jim Bunch
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Jim Bunch

Because I do stupid things

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 19:30:53 -0500

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Joe Mason
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Joe Mason

I used have a snout-nosed pal of my own.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 18:49:41 -0500

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Derek Smith
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Derek Smith

I have spoken! Er, typed, no wait clicked! Yeah! I have clicked! CanI have a cookie now?

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 17:38:34 -0500

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

Sorry, got to go with Pod People. I was hoping for these two in the finals. Maybe Hellcats will show up??? Oh I hate to shoot a butt like that...

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 16:12:14 -0500

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TJ Hayes
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TJ Hayes

Pod People is in my top 5 MST3K episodes, one of Joel's funniest.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 14:55:33 -0500

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Joshua Christenson
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Joshua Christenson

Little winged potatoes

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 14:27:36 -0500

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Bridgett May
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Bridgett May

IT Stinks!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 14:18:57 -0500

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Michael Kilgore
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Michael Kilgore

Pod People gives you several loosely connected movies for the price of one.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 13:31:31 -0500

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Ricardo Silkworth
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Ricardo Silkworth

Because Trumpy is magic... duh

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:34:52 -0500

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Gregory Lannom
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Gregory Lannom

Because it doesn't stink!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:32:39 -0500

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

Because I don't want Trumpy doing stupid magic things in my house because I didn't vote for him.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:14:55 -0500

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Joe Nevarez
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Joe Nevarez

Trumpy you can do stupid

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:34:30 -0500

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GLaMDRINGOS
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GLaMDRINGOS

It stinks!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:29:41 -0500

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Joseph Shenk
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Joseph Shenk

Pretty sure Pod People was one of the first episodes i saw so it holds a special place in my heart... and haunts my dreams to this day... :)

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:26:40 -0500

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Kerrin Dworkowski
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Kerrin Dworkowski

It stinks!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:25:41 -0500

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Howard Sauertieg
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Howard Sauertieg

I've seen Pod People too many times, but Girl in Lovers Lane is a bummer so I won't vote for it.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:24:27 -0500

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Joe Burke 🇺🇸
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Joe Burke 🇺🇸

It stinks

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:19:44 -0500

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Rob
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Rob

Love pod people

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:17:21 -0500

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33%
The Girl in Lovers Lane

40 Comments
Uncle Fezter
2
Uncle Fezter

It's not only my favorite episode- it's also damn-near perfect. Every riff's a solid hit, host segments are fantastic- The Train Song, and "I... Am... The E-Lam!", to the bots rewriting the ending.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:17:15 -0500

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Jarret Cooper
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Jarret Cooper

Are we bound for glory right now, Big Stupid?

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:00:29 -0500

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Denise Weck Bluth
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Denise Weck Bluth

Big Stupid

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:34:29 -0500

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Liam Humel
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Liam Humel

a top 5 episode for me, makes me wish we had a better rail system in the US so I could become a hobo

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:31:26 -0500

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Jackson Munden
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Jackson Munden

Big Stupid!!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:26:07 -0500

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Uncle Fezter
Uncle Fezter

'Sex Poodle' "...What about that guy I groined in the knee?"

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:18:11 -0500

Jeremiah Sutton
1
Jeremiah Sutton

Big stupid 😝

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:32:28 -0500

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Linda Saper
1
Linda Saper

Cause I love my ruffled yellow dress!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:08:38 -0500

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

Great matchup! While I love Pod People more, I'll give my vote to Big Stupid for a change. Danny and Big Stupid deserve their moment in the sun!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:48:06 -0500

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Uncle Fezter
Uncle Fezter

It brought us "groinocological region", "...And that's pretty good!"

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:20:21 -0500

Chad Bailey
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Chad Bailey

Showing some love for Big Stupid

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:43:45 -0500

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

An underrated choice

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:26:58 -0500

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Jason Russell
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Jason Russell

The first episode I sat down to watch entirely...so I could understand what this thing was

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 13:37:22 -0600

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Mike Ensing
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Mike Ensing

Close but the episode # matched my house # at the time

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 08:30:14 -0600

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Gregory Kanis
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Gregory Kanis

Big Stupid! A tough decision but that's where my heart is.

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 06:49:47 -0600

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Nathan Fisk
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Nathan Fisk

Girl in Lover's Lane is a solid riff movie, but this is a close contest. Pod People is also good.

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 16:51:12 -0500

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Buddy Haskill
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Buddy Haskill

Big Stupid!

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 14:32:16 -0500

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Shay Kay
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Shay Kay

"The way I see it, there's three of them and ONE of YOU!" Ha ha ha ha !! Go Big Stupid!

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 10:02:20 -0500

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Mark Coghlan
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Mark Coghlan

Say no to trumpy

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 02:28:04 -0500

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Beardo Beatnick
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Beardo Beatnick

Big stupid would have wanted it.plus...ww get paid PEOPLE EVERY TURKEY DAY MARATHON! GIVE IT A REST!

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 01:15:03 -0500

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Kurt Teets
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Kurt Teets

Jack Elam

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 23:35:17 -0500

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Bo Frye
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Bo Frye

Pod people is great,but overdone, give big stupid a chance!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 22:37:53 -0500

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cub
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cub

because she always goes in the same little spot

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 21:58:04 -0500

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Ben
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Ben

Big Stupid Is better than Trumpy!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 21:43:49 -0500

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
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Steven Aloyisus Campbell

I honestly don't remember this one. Must have left my brain in lover's lane. Need to see. Pod People is a good one, but give me The Girl In Lovers Lane!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 21:41:36 -0500

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

Big Stupid

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 20:27:54 -0500

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Barry Ward
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Barry Ward

One I've never seen :/

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 19:53:42 -0500

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Tiffany Fricke
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Tiffany Fricke

My favorite. The guys are at their funniest riffing this one!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 18:50:21 -0500

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Carrie Tilley
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Carrie Tilley

Big Stupid +Danny = OTP

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 18:20:19 -0500

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Dee Schendel
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Dee Schendel

This movie actually makes me sad, but oh my gosh, the riffs are great! Crow is on a roll here! I'm sure Pod People will win, but I would love to see something different.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 17:58:56 -0500

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Marty Ketola
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Marty Ketola

Everyone has seen Trumpy. Not everyone knows the brilliance of Big Stupid!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 16:38:48 -0500

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

This is the episode I Accuse My Parents should be, but isn't. This is a juvenile delinquency melodrama with a pulse, and the riffs are actually hysterical.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 16:16:17 -0500

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Kevin Smith
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Kevin Smith

My vote’s with Danny

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 15:35:42 -0500

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Myrrh Kingwell
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Myrrh Kingwell

Heck yeah! I love this episode!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 15:22:17 -0500

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Sierra Rein
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Sierra Rein

I haven't seen this one in a while!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 15:21:42 -0500

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William Lane
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William Lane

I embrace any reason to downvote Trumpy, but also Big Stupid told me to.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 13:18:13 -0500

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Jim Simpson
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Jim Simpson

Because Jack Elam plays the best "troubled character" in town!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 13:16:00 -0500

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

"Are you waitin' on a bus?" This is one of those movies I enjoy even without the riffs (but the riffs make it better, of course).

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 13:11:50 -0500

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Jeremy Leveille
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Jeremy Leveille

A great episode, awesome riffs all the way through, so funny!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:41:00 -0500

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Candy Allison
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Candy Allison

I know everyone is picking Pod People *yawn* but like give The Girl in Lover’s Lane a chance. It’s a solid episode and I really enjoy it. Give another episode a Turkey Day chance!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:17:54 -0500

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Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

The Big Head

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Johnny Longtorso

11

The Big Head

10 Comments
Jim Hanson
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Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:20:42 -0600

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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM
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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:37:24 -0600

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Arlene Harris
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Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:21:56 -0600

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James Scoggin
1
James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:14:42 -0600

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black and white spies
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black and white spies

Pixar

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 22:43:11 -0500

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Ben
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Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:16:58 -0600

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:30:35 -0600

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Derek Smith
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Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:22:25 -0600

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:56:46 -0600

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Michael Kilgore
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Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:31:42 -0600

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Johnny Longtorso

11 Comments
Russell Boyer
1
Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:42:58 -0600

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Kirsty The Hermit
1
Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:12:45 -0600

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

more practical

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:09:35 -0600

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Leeann Key
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Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 21:45:41 -0600

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Jonathon Hoff
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Jonathon Hoff

Storage issue

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 09:28:15 -0600

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Jennifred Hollybright
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Jennifred Hollybright

I collect action figures

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0600

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 07:28:28 -0600

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Bussho Lahn
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Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 22:43:53 -0600

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Nate Butler
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Nate Butler

He's long!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:12:13 -0600

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

ACCESSORIES!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:25:50 -0600

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Claire Jumper
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Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:10:11 -0600

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Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Mitchell

10

Rowsdower

32

Mitchell

10 Comments
Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:49:03 -0600

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Jeff Rohr
0
Jeff Rohr

I'm pretty sure this is Jack Black.

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 10:21:20 -0500

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

Two words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 20:50:25 -0600

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Vega$ Chicken
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Vega$ Chicken

From a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:43:22 -0600

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Doc Gregory
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Doc Gregory

It's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:10:23 -0600

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Gordon Rhys
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Gordon Rhys

He'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 07:00:56 -0600

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Dee Schendel
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Dee Schendel

I think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:54:52 -0600

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Wes Pledger
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Wes Pledger

Mitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:36:53 -0600

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Brian John Davidson
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Brian John Davidson

It would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:14 -0600

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
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Alexandrea Cyril Niell

My, my, my, my house guest.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:10:56 -0600

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Rowsdower

32 Comments
Vern Pike
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Vern Pike

Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:20:42 -0600

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Ben
2
Ben

Denim, mullet, beer and a sidekick . Yeah this guy was built to save us all and the world!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:50:11 -0600

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Graham Connor
Graham Connor

Amen!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:14:53 -0600

Marion Nanette Holmes
2
Marion Nanette Holmes

They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:14:17 -0600

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Opia R. Castle
2
Opia R. Castle

Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:11:23 -0600

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Andrew Brandt
1
Andrew Brandt

Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:51:31 -0600

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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist
1
4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist

Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:41:25 -0600

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Justin Wingate
1
Justin Wingate

Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:06 -0600

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M Doyle
1
M Doyle

I want to find out if there’s beer on the sun. Rowsdower will get me there.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:09:33 -0600

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Noble Lashley
1
Noble Lashley

I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:02:52 -0600

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

He'll get us that beer on the sun.

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:52:55 -0600

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sean grady
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sean grady

We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 07:53:22 -0600

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Kate Halleron
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Kate Halleron

At least he TRIES.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:47:52 -0600

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Josh Brown
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Josh Brown

Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 07:48:04 -0600

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NealyPlum Gamer
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NealyPlum Gamer

I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 17:21:21 -0600

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Graham Connor
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Graham Connor

Excuse me...I’m Canadian!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:13:05 -0600

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Brock Barber
0
Brock Barber

Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 15:18:21 -0600

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Trevor Moses
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Trevor Moses

I have enough beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 14:04:44 -0600

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Aaron Noble
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Aaron Noble

Maaan, I basically AM Rowsdower.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 10:29:43 -0600

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Rick Halm
0
Rick Halm

Rowsdower will only drink my beer and pass out. Mitchell will shoot me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 21:51:10 -0600

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David Schmidt
0
David Schmidt

Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:56:30 -0600

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Newt Calkins
0
Newt Calkins

Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:30:01 -0600

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Warren English
0
Warren English

The mullet.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:25:37 -0600

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
0
M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:23:20 -0600

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:23:26 -0600

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Kerrin Dworkowski
0
Kerrin Dworkowski

We could talk about beer on the sun!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:12:22 -0600

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John Arminio
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John Arminio

I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:16:47 -0600

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Jeremy Nilson
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Jeremy Nilson

Food!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:17:26 -0600

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Zachariah Mason
0
Zachariah Mason

Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:13:26 -0600

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CaptEoNinja83
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CaptEoNinja83

My family and I LOVE this man!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:38:15 -0600

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Andrew Thomas
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Andrew Thomas

He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:19:51 -0600

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MST3K
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MST3K

Cult stories > cop stories

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:46:08 -0600

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