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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/30/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

35%
Devil Fish

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65%
I Accuse My Parents WINNER

69

35%
Devil Fish

29 Comments
Ricardo Silkworth
2
Ricardo Silkworth

Italians Pretending to be Floridians for the win!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 14:20:12 -0500

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Evan Gassman
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Evan Gassman

I Accuse My Parents was in the marathon last year -- gotta go with Devil Fish on this one for originality's sake.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 08:08:17 -0500

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Jared Peterson
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Jared Peterson

Lots of shots of things.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 15:35:24 -0500

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Justin Wingate
1
Justin Wingate

Because reasons!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 14:30:11 -0500

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Ben Murphy
1
Ben Murphy

Glug glug glug glug glug glug. Ahhhh! Psst. Glug glug glug glug glug glug. Ahhhh!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:51:06 -0500

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

I'm gonna keep voting for Devil Fish just to ensure that I Accuse My Parents doesn't win. I can't for the life of me figure out how that episode became so popular, it is remarkably terrible.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:50:45 -0500

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

All I remember about the other movie is the "Truck Famer" short. So, I'm going for the Jaws ripoff.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:31:49 -0500

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James Haile
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James Haile

I voted on this side to support Electricians everywhere and for the infamous line..."I KNOW!" which will echo through eternity.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:17:04 -0500

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Ben
1
Ben

European’s playing like Americans in the 1980’s?! A beer guzzling sea aquarium boat captain, and a under water puppet squid fish thing? That eats boats, Yeah I’m all in.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:48:03 -0500

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William Lane
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William Lane

SAY GOODBYE TO BEER FOR MEEEEEEEE

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:31:53 -0500

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

My very first episode of Mike hosting!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:03:03 -0500

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Gayle Gordon
0
Gayle Gordon

Because the dolphins stole my conditioner

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 13:32:54 -0500

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Ian Morrison
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Ian Morrison

Show Jonah some love!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:56:27 -0500

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Jacob Harris
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Jacob Harris

Well, this should take care of every living thing in the Everglades.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 09:27:40 -0500

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Lila Morrill
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Lila Morrill

I know the bad guy personally!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 08:02:18 -0500

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Jessi Mellenthin
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Jessi Mellenthin

I love the fish movies

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 00:13:07 -0500

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Mark Burger
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Mark Burger

Hard choice... not gonna lie!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 18:46:52 -0500

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Brian Walch
0
Brian Walch

"It's a man wearing a London phone booth!"

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 16:16:18 -0500

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Everyone, we've seen I Accuse My Parents on a Turkey Day marathon in the last few years. Let's change it up a little! Vote for Devil Fish!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 09:38:38 -0500

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Harry Snodgrass
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Harry Snodgrass

Action, boats, fish, labs, hairdos and don'ts. Also much more of a classic than "I accuse my parents".

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 09:36:21 -0500

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Andrew Hill
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Andrew Hill

Oh dudes the music the accents a feast for the ears

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 22:28:07 -0500

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Barry Ward
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Barry Ward

De. Stella!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 20:05:04 -0500

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Eric Tacti
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Eric Tacti

Chowmp!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 18:30:29 -0500

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Matt Crane
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Matt Crane

The myriad of beer jokes

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 17:23:49 -0500

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Sean Garner
0
Sean Garner

Devil 😈 Fish 🐟!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 16:51:14 -0500

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Bruce Turbeville
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Bruce Turbeville

This is Devil Fish's second go round...?

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 16:51:12 -0500

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j c
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j c

I think bringing the past winners back against newer eps is a little unfair... but I also own literally every dvd box set and can just watch whichever I feel like so whatevs. Except Godzilla v Megalon

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 16:21:29 -0500

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Brian Jay
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Brian Jay

I know!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:33:07 -0500

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Newt Calkins
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Newt Calkins

Blowie demands it.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:26:57 -0500

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65%
I Accuse My Parents

69 Comments
Russell Boyer
5
Russell Boyer

🎵Are you happy in your work? 🎵

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:03:11 -0500

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MST3K
4
MST3K

It's my birthday!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:00:19 -0500

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Mike Aronow
1
Mike Aronow

Featuring the most amiable burger joint owner in history.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 09:44:01 -0500

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Truck farming and delinquency? Who could resist?

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 02:13:46 -0500

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Larry Edward Snyder
1
Larry Edward Snyder

Quack

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 19:11:17 -0500

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Mark Coghlan
0
Mark Coghlan

I won an essay award once

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 22:09:22 -0500

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Lauren Lovecraft
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Lauren Lovecraft

All-time favourite episode!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 12:52:35 -0500

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Luis Reyes
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Luis Reyes

Lots of jokes aimed at the dated references in that corny movie.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:47:46 -0500

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

The obvious choice

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 11:33:26 -0500

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Bill Covington
0
Bill Covington

The music! The drunk mother! The protagonist who's like a pudding with arms, legs and a mouth! A classic!

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 07:43:32 -0500

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Denise Weck Bluth
0
Denise Weck Bluth

My mother is going to be vice president.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 20:54:49 -0500

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Tiffany Fricke
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Tiffany Fricke

How do you not root for someone who writes a killer essay? (huh, Lesley?)

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 16:26:03 -0500

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Howard Sauertieg
0
Howard Sauertieg

This is one of the greatest episodes, no slight to Devil Fish

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 16:01:01 -0500

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CB Axel
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CB Axel

I accuse my parents, too. And many generations before them.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:42:51 -0500

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

'Cause

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:35:20 -0500

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Dawn B
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Dawn B

Gypsy Singing!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:27:23 -0500

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Octoyaki
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Octoyaki

It wasn't me, it was my parents

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 08:31:59 -0500

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Gabriel D
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Gabriel D

A classic!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 06:10:49 -0500

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PaddyFancy
0
PaddyFancy

Host segments that focus on the movie. An enjoyable movie too.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 03:03:51 -0500

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Anthony Rios
0
Anthony Rios

The world needs to remember who Joe Bolster is.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 02:02:12 -0500

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Joshua Christenson
0
Joshua Christenson

🍸 🎶 I’m a-stupid, 🎶 🎶 Yes indeed 🎶 👠 🍔 🎶 I’m a-stupid, 🎶 🎶 I accuse my parents 🎶 🦆

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 01:04:36 -0500

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Stephen Bradford Doherty
0
Stephen Bradford Doherty

Delicious hamburger sandwiches!🍔

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 23:23:32 -0500

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Christopher Terry
0
Christopher Terry

Best episode of any television show ever.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 23:12:47 -0500

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claudette barton
0
claudette barton

Just wow

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 22:25:53 -0500

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Hilary Aronow
0
Hilary Aronow

Quite possibly the greatest episode of all time.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 22:19:45 -0500

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Not Billehecka
0
Not Billehecka

the short alone

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 21:44:18 -0500

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Eddie J Miller
0
Eddie J Miller

Are you happy in your work?

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 21:07:02 -0500

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Kieran Cowan
0
Kieran Cowan

It’s just such a great episode, great short, great sketches..

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 21:05:36 -0500

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Richard Boncek
0
Richard Boncek

Joel, You Magnificent Bastard, I read your menu!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 20:33:21 -0500

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Naggle Toof
0
Naggle Toof

My parents made me

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 20:15:42 -0500

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

I love to drink

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 19:11:31 -0500

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

I like to drink

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 19:11:10 -0500

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Chad Bailey
0
Chad Bailey

Because Eleanor Roosevelt is pissed!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 18:57:42 -0500

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

So long, Devil Fish. And we get trucks, farmers, alcoholism, lying, extortion, theft, lying liars, a 40s key party, 🍔🍟, murdering liars ... 🤔. Maybe I SHOULD vote Devil Fish. NAH! 🤥! 🤥! 🤥!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 18:55:43 -0500

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David Baird
0
David Baird

Because it’s my birthday

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 18:31:31 -0500

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Kenneth E. Morgan
0
Kenneth E. Morgan

Catchy songs, great riffing, and 95% less mysogyny.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 18:06:54 -0500

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Craig Hill
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Craig Hill

One of my favorites of all time. From his loving family delusions to the reality of his mother.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 17:59:55 -0500

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jimi hendrix
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jimi hendrix

Classic film making with all plot points checked. Family values are the lesson here. The good old USA

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 16:27:17 -0500

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

Because we all need a good scapegoat.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 16:15:55 -0500

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Steven Tomaszewski
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Steven Tomaszewski

Love this one; my intro to MST3K back in the 90s :)

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 16:13:00 -0500

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john steen
0
john steen

Drew Carrey's favorite

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 16:12:47 -0500

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Dr. Joel Peterson
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Dr. Joel Peterson

"And that's Aunt Harriet" "--nuff said..."

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 15:45:41 -0500

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Nate Howitz
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Nate Howitz

Nothing is better than 50s propaganda

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 15:31:05 -0500

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Myrrh Kingwell
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Myrrh Kingwell

All hail the Truck Farmer!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 15:27:40 -0500

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

It's a classic! I used it to teach my kids if the danger of lying about me on an essay ☺️

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 15:20:38 -0500

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ThePeronah
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ThePeronah

Quack quack. Quack quack quack quack.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 15:17:57 -0500

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Jeff Oskins
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Jeff Oskins

Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 14:50:33 -0500

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
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Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Because of the name alone, this was always one of my favorites.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 14:21:34 -0500

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Timm McCoy
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Timm McCoy

Hell with the fish, bring on the bitches!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:58:31 -0500

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

🎵Are you happy with your work🎵

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:57:24 -0500

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Mike Lewis
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Mike Lewis

Face it. When is it a bad movie. When it becomes apparent.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:53:57 -0500

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Brian O'Connell
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Brian O'Connell

"I accuse my parents and I killed them, I bet they won't be laughing nowwww!"

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:53:07 -0500

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Mary T. Stratton
0
Mary T. Stratton

Because everyone's a victim now-a-days!!!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:45:44 -0500

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Dee Schendel
0
Dee Schendel

If only they had appreciated his essay!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:40:48 -0500

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

My boy wouldn't be as thick-headed as Jimmy.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:36:59 -0500

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Louis Gargaflargen
0
Louis Gargaflargen

HAIL TRUCK FARMER

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:34:29 -0500

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Heidi Bambi Kehler
0
Heidi Bambi Kehler

My mom doesn’t drink!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:32:46 -0500

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Alexander Russell
0
Alexander Russell

The thin man enters. "Hey, that's my booze!"

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:31:08 -0500

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🌊harasan
0
🌊harasan

More familiar with this one from its time on Netflix.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:22:03 -0500

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Todd Divel
0
Todd Divel

we have the movie title!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:21:13 -0500

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RonV42
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RonV42

Voted for the drunkenness factor.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:19:33 -0500

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Justin Reeves
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Justin Reeves

One of the best shorts they ever did (hail the truck farmer) and the I like Jello line kills me every time. Not to mention when she's trying on shoes with Jimmy hahaha

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:18:46 -0500

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Kali11CatsEye!
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Kali11CatsEye!

I actually think this is more fun than Devil Fish.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:18:19 -0500

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Jenny Winters Brown
0
Jenny Winters Brown

Vodka sandwiches

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:18:03 -0500

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Kerrin Dworkowski
0
Kerrin Dworkowski

Drunk Folks!

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:17:15 -0500

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

I always liked this one.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:16:39 -0500

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Allison Auld
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Allison Auld

One of my absolute favs!! But I don’t want a hamburger! Do you think he’d ever accuse US?? Quack, quack... quack, quack

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 13:11:02 -0500

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

Are you happy, in your work?

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:55:43 -0500

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Kevin Smith
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Kevin Smith

My vote is Jimmy’s Birthday present.

Tue, 27 Oct 2020 12:01:26 -0500

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Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

The Big Head

10

Johnny Longtorso

11

The Big Head

10 Comments
Jim Hanson
3
Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:20:42 -0600

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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM
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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:37:24 -0600

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Arlene Harris
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Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:21:56 -0600

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James Scoggin
1
James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:14:42 -0600

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black and white spies
0
black and white spies

Pixar

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 22:43:11 -0500

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Ben
0
Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:16:58 -0600

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:30:35 -0600

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Derek Smith
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Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:22:25 -0600

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:56:46 -0600

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Michael Kilgore
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Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:31:42 -0600

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Johnny Longtorso

11 Comments
Russell Boyer
1
Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:42:58 -0600

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Kirsty The Hermit
1
Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:12:45 -0600

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Casey Killingsworth
1
Casey Killingsworth

more practical

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:09:35 -0600

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 21:45:41 -0600

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Jonathon Hoff
0
Jonathon Hoff

Storage issue

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 09:28:15 -0600

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Jennifred Hollybright
0
Jennifred Hollybright

I collect action figures

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0600

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 07:28:28 -0600

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Bussho Lahn
0
Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 22:43:53 -0600

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Nate Butler
0
Nate Butler

He's long!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:12:13 -0600

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

ACCESSORIES!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:25:50 -0600

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Claire Jumper
0
Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:10:11 -0600

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Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Mitchell

10

Rowsdower

32

Mitchell

10 Comments
Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:49:03 -0600

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Jeff Rohr
0
Jeff Rohr

I'm pretty sure this is Jack Black.

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 10:21:20 -0500

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Two words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 20:50:25 -0600

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Vega$ Chicken
0
Vega$ Chicken

From a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:43:22 -0600

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Doc Gregory
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Doc Gregory

It's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:10:23 -0600

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Gordon Rhys
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Gordon Rhys

He'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 07:00:56 -0600

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Dee Schendel
0
Dee Schendel

I think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:54:52 -0600

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Wes Pledger
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Wes Pledger

Mitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:36:53 -0600

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Brian John Davidson
0
Brian John Davidson

It would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:14 -0600

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
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Alexandrea Cyril Niell

My, my, my, my house guest.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:10:56 -0600

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Rowsdower

32 Comments
Vern Pike
3
Vern Pike

Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:20:42 -0600

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Ben
2
Ben

Denim, mullet, beer and a sidekick . Yeah this guy was built to save us all and the world!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:50:11 -0600

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Graham Connor
Graham Connor

Amen!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:14:53 -0600

Marion Nanette Holmes
2
Marion Nanette Holmes

They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:14:17 -0600

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Opia R. Castle
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Opia R. Castle

Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:11:23 -0600

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Andrew Brandt
1
Andrew Brandt

Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:51:31 -0600

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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist
1
4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist

Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:41:25 -0600

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Justin Wingate
1
Justin Wingate

Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:06 -0600

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M Doyle
1
M Doyle

I want to find out if there’s beer on the sun. Rowsdower will get me there.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:09:33 -0600

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Noble Lashley
1
Noble Lashley

I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:02:52 -0600

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

He'll get us that beer on the sun.

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:52:55 -0600

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sean grady
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sean grady

We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 07:53:22 -0600

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Kate Halleron
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Kate Halleron

At least he TRIES.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:47:52 -0600

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Josh Brown
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Josh Brown

Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 07:48:04 -0600

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NealyPlum Gamer
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NealyPlum Gamer

I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 17:21:21 -0600

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Graham Connor
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Graham Connor

Excuse me...I’m Canadian!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:13:05 -0600

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Brock Barber
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Brock Barber

Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 15:18:21 -0600

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Trevor Moses
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Trevor Moses

I have enough beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 14:04:44 -0600

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Aaron Noble
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Aaron Noble

Maaan, I basically AM Rowsdower.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 10:29:43 -0600

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Rick Halm
0
Rick Halm

Rowsdower will only drink my beer and pass out. Mitchell will shoot me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 21:51:10 -0600

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David Schmidt
0
David Schmidt

Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:56:30 -0600

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Newt Calkins
0
Newt Calkins

Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:30:01 -0600

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Warren English
0
Warren English

The mullet.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:25:37 -0600

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
0
M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:23:20 -0600

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:23:26 -0600

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Kerrin Dworkowski
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Kerrin Dworkowski

We could talk about beer on the sun!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:12:22 -0600

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John Arminio
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John Arminio

I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:16:47 -0600

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Jeremy Nilson
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Jeremy Nilson

Food!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:17:26 -0600

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Zachariah Mason
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Zachariah Mason

Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:13:26 -0600

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CaptEoNinja83
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CaptEoNinja83

My family and I LOVE this man!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:38:15 -0600

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Andrew Thomas
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Andrew Thomas

He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:19:51 -0600

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MST3K
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MST3K

Cult stories > cop stories

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:46:08 -0600

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