Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2022! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/30/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

35%
Devil Fish

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65%
I Accuse My Parents WINNER

69

35%
Devil Fish

29 Comments
Ricardo Silkworth
2
Ricardo Silkworth

Italians Pretending to be Floridians for the win!

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Evan Gassman
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Evan Gassman

I Accuse My Parents was in the marathon last year -- gotta go with Devil Fish on this one for originality's sake.

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Jared Peterson
1
Jared Peterson

Lots of shots of things.

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Ben Murphy
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Ben Murphy

Glug glug glug glug glug glug. Ahhhh! Psst. Glug glug glug glug glug glug. Ahhhh!

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

I'm gonna keep voting for Devil Fish just to ensure that I Accuse My Parents doesn't win. I can't for the life of me figure out how that episode became so popular, it is remarkably terrible.

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

All I remember about the other movie is the "Truck Famer" short. So, I'm going for the Jaws ripoff.

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James Haile
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James Haile

I voted on this side to support Electricians everywhere and for the infamous line..."I KNOW!" which will echo through eternity.

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Ben
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Ben

European’s playing like Americans in the 1980’s?! A beer guzzling sea aquarium boat captain, and a under water puppet squid fish thing? That eats boats, Yeah I’m all in.

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William Lane
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William Lane

SAY GOODBYE TO BEER FOR MEEEEEEEE

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

My very first episode of Mike hosting!

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Gayle Gordon
0
Gayle Gordon

Because the dolphins stole my conditioner

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Ian Morrison
0
Ian Morrison

Show Jonah some love!

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Jacob Harris
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Jacob Harris

Well, this should take care of every living thing in the Everglades.

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Lila Morrill
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Lila Morrill

I know the bad guy personally!

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Jessi Mellenthin
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Jessi Mellenthin

I love the fish movies

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Mark Burger
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Mark Burger

Hard choice... not gonna lie!

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Brian Walch
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Brian Walch

"It's a man wearing a London phone booth!"

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Corey Core Grundstein
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Corey Core Grundstein

Everyone, we've seen I Accuse My Parents on a Turkey Day marathon in the last few years. Let's change it up a little! Vote for Devil Fish!

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Harry Snodgrass
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Harry Snodgrass

Action, boats, fish, labs, hairdos and don'ts. Also much more of a classic than "I accuse my parents".

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Andrew Hill
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Andrew Hill

Oh dudes the music the accents a feast for the ears

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Matt Crane
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Matt Crane

The myriad of beer jokes

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Sean Garner
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Sean Garner

Devil 😈 Fish 🐟!

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Bruce Turbeville
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Bruce Turbeville

This is Devil Fish's second go round...?

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j c
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j c

I think bringing the past winners back against newer eps is a little unfair... but I also own literally every dvd box set and can just watch whichever I feel like so whatevs. Except Godzilla v Megalon

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65%
I Accuse My Parents

69 Comments
Russell Boyer
5
Russell Boyer

🎵Are you happy in your work? 🎵

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MST3K
4
MST3K

It's my birthday!

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Mike Aronow
1
Mike Aronow

Featuring the most amiable burger joint owner in history.

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Truck farming and delinquency? Who could resist?

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Mark Coghlan
0
Mark Coghlan

I won an essay award once

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Lauren Lovecraft
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Lauren Lovecraft

All-time favourite episode!

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Luis Reyes
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Luis Reyes

Lots of jokes aimed at the dated references in that corny movie.

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Bill Covington
0
Bill Covington

The music! The drunk mother! The protagonist who's like a pudding with arms, legs and a mouth! A classic!

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Denise Weck Bluth
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Denise Weck Bluth

My mother is going to be vice president.

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Tiffany Fricke
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Tiffany Fricke

How do you not root for someone who writes a killer essay? (huh, Lesley?)

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Howard Sauertieg
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Howard Sauertieg

This is one of the greatest episodes, no slight to Devil Fish

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CB Axel
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CB Axel

I accuse my parents, too. And many generations before them.

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Octoyaki
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Octoyaki

It wasn't me, it was my parents

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PaddyFancy
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PaddyFancy

Host segments that focus on the movie. An enjoyable movie too.

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Anthony Rios
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Anthony Rios

The world needs to remember who Joe Bolster is.

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Joshua Christenson
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Joshua Christenson

🍸 🎶 I’m a-stupid, 🎶 🎶 Yes indeed 🎶 👠 🍔 🎶 I’m a-stupid, 🎶 🎶 I accuse my parents 🎶 🦆

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Stephen Bradford Doherty
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Stephen Bradford Doherty

Delicious hamburger sandwiches!🍔

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Christopher Terry
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Christopher Terry

Best episode of any television show ever.

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Hilary Aronow
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Hilary Aronow

Quite possibly the greatest episode of all time.

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Eddie J Miller
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Eddie J Miller

Are you happy in your work?

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Kieran Cowan
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Kieran Cowan

It’s just such a great episode, great short, great sketches..

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Richard Boncek
0
Richard Boncek

Joel, You Magnificent Bastard, I read your menu!

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Chad Bailey
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Chad Bailey

Because Eleanor Roosevelt is pissed!

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

So long, Devil Fish. And we get trucks, farmers, alcoholism, lying, extortion, theft, lying liars, a 40s key party, 🍔🍟, murdering liars ... 🤔. Maybe I SHOULD vote Devil Fish. NAH! 🤥! 🤥! 🤥!

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David Baird
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David Baird

Because it’s my birthday

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Kenneth E. Morgan
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Kenneth E. Morgan

Catchy songs, great riffing, and 95% less mysogyny.

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Craig Hill
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Craig Hill

One of my favorites of all time. From his loving family delusions to the reality of his mother.

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jimi hendrix
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jimi hendrix

Classic film making with all plot points checked. Family values are the lesson here. The good old USA

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

Because we all need a good scapegoat.

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Steven Tomaszewski
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Steven Tomaszewski

Love this one; my intro to MST3K back in the 90s :)

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john steen
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john steen

Drew Carrey's favorite

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Dr. Joel Peterson
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Dr. Joel Peterson

"And that's Aunt Harriet" "--nuff said..."

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Nate Howitz
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Nate Howitz

Nothing is better than 50s propaganda

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Myrrh Kingwell
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Myrrh Kingwell

All hail the Truck Farmer!

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

It's a classic! I used it to teach my kids if the danger of lying about me on an essay ☺️

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ThePeronah
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ThePeronah

Quack quack. Quack quack quack quack.

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Jeff Oskins
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Jeff Oskins

Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar!

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
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Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Because of the name alone, this was always one of my favorites.

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Timm McCoy
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Timm McCoy

Hell with the fish, bring on the bitches!

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

🎵Are you happy with your work🎵

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Mike Lewis
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Mike Lewis

Face it. When is it a bad movie. When it becomes apparent.

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Brian O'Connell
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Brian O'Connell

"I accuse my parents and I killed them, I bet they won't be laughing nowwww!"

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Mary T. Stratton
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Mary T. Stratton

Because everyone's a victim now-a-days!!!

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Dee Schendel
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Dee Schendel

If only they had appreciated his essay!

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

My boy wouldn't be as thick-headed as Jimmy.

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Alexander Russell
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Alexander Russell

The thin man enters. "Hey, that's my booze!"

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🌊harasan
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🌊harasan

More familiar with this one from its time on Netflix.

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Todd Divel
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Todd Divel

we have the movie title!

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RonV42
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RonV42

Voted for the drunkenness factor.

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Justin Reeves
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Justin Reeves

One of the best shorts they ever did (hail the truck farmer) and the I like Jello line kills me every time. Not to mention when she's trying on shoes with Jimmy hahaha

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Kali11CatsEye!
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Kali11CatsEye!

I actually think this is more fun than Devil Fish.

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

I always liked this one.

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Allison Auld
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Allison Auld

One of my absolute favs!! But I don’t want a hamburger! Do you think he’d ever accuse US?? Quack, quack... quack, quack

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

Are you happy, in your work?

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Kevin Smith
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Kevin Smith

My vote is Jimmy’s Birthday present.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
19 hrs ago

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

55%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

5

45%
Laserblast

9

55%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

"Laserblast" was shown on Turkey Day 2019. "Horror of Party Beach" hasn't been shown on a Turkey Day Marathon in the last 7 years, maybe never. So that's the main reason for our vote going to "... Party Beach".

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Lisa Hill Boatwright
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Lisa Hill Boatwright

1. It's a singalong; 2. the fight scene is epic; 3. Eulahbelle; 4. Look! Polish!; 5. Hot dog mouth monsters

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Because sodium is better than being ready for some football.

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Bill Davies
0
Bill Davies

I love the "Zombie Stomp".

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45%
Laserblast

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
William Lane
2
William Lane

Because it's Thanksgiving and that means I got to GET READY FOR SOME FOOT!!! BALL!!!

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

Are you ready for some football?!

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

I wanna' transform into Pure Thought & play at the edge of time & space with all my riffing buddies! <3

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

He's taking Eddie to the Vet to get Fixed!!

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Nick Franco
0
Nick Franco

Because I'm ready for some football!!!

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Tom Copain
0
Tom Copain

Because I’m READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

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Stephen Wood
0
Stephen Wood

Utter mess of a film, and delightfully fun to watch.

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

Because of shell-less turtle like aliens. Also, I'm ready for some football!

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
3 days ago

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

57%
Parts: The Clonus Horror WINNER

19

43%
Hercules

9

57%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
19 Comments
William Lane
2
William Lane

Tonight, on Biography: Steve Reeves. Star of Hercules, who took steroids because of chronic feelings of inadequacy when compared to his naturally virile contemporary, Peter Graves.

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Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

Today we learned...A and 3... Today we learned A and 3.

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Jeff Pfeiffer
1
Jeff Pfeiffer

So many great riffs in this one and it has a villainous Peter Graves in it. Who could ask for more?

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Alex Addams
1
Alex Addams

So good they ripped it off and got sued!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Actually it should be, such a good movie that it was ripped off by one of the most popular directors in Hollywood who then got sued by the "Clonus" copyright holders. The thief settled out of court. 😁👍

Donald Green
1
Donald Green

Mainly Funny Hosting Bits!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
1
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's the best stand alone movie MST ever riffed IMO, it's hysterical from beginning to end and it's my all time #1 favorite episode!

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Daniel Emerson
1
Daniel Emerson

I like both of these, but (just) plumped for Parts.

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Steven Otte
1
Steven Otte

I didn't get to see season 8. I'd love to see this one!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Oh I envy you! Season 8 is arguably their funniest/best season ever! Many of them are on the Gizmoplex.com for free (until 2023) & on YouTube for free including "Clonus".

Travis Reis
1
Travis Reis

Let's go for the Michael Bay inspiration!

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Seth Williams-Welch
1
Seth Williams-Welch

70's beige sci-fi is my happy place

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Nils Lorvick
1
Nils Lorvick

Riffing is top-shelf in this one.

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

I'm Peter Graves, and the more Peters Graveses there are, the better. I'm Peter Graves.

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

She really was on top of old Smokey!

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Alex Flores
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Alex Flores

Forgot about the cookies! Sorry!

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43%
Hercules

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
Melanie Hinchey
2
Melanie Hinchey

Let's face it, America does not live up to the hype.

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Solberg-Bell Household
1
Solberg-Bell Household

Turkey makes you sleepy. Herc is naturally sleepy. It's a match made in Olympus!

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Andrew Bosch
0
Andrew Bosch

It's a heavy-lifter.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Anything with Hercules rules!

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Ross Abadie
0
Ross Abadie

Just sing “Zero to Hero” to annoy the community since there’s a Disney Animated film about him.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Hercules > Parts: The Clouns Horror

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