Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2022! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/31/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

42%
The Touch of Satan

21

58%
Hobgoblins WINNER

48

42%
The Touch of Satan

21 Comments
Timothy Aymar
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Timothy Aymar

What do you get when you fall from grace, you only get cast into perdition .... Clu Galuger wasn't in it but he should have been. And the power of Beez surpassed even that of Satan himself!

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Newt Calkins
1
Newt Calkins

Margaret Rawhidechew

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Amber Scaggs
1
Amber Scaggs

"This is where the fish lives."

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Sitting Duck
1
Sitting Duck

Softens the hands as you do the dishes.

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Chippletown
1
Chippletown

As much as I love the 80's teen vibe of Hobgoblins, The Touch of Satan has some seriously strong quips and jokes and that damn opening song is so good,

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James Haile
1
James Haile

I voted this way to keep Gramma and her scabby Gorilla from visiting me.

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Sean McDonnell
1
Sean McDonnell

Hobgoblins is mega-overrated. Besides, who *doesn't* want to visit a walnut ranch on Thanksgiving?

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Andrew Hill
0
Andrew Hill

Maverick driving cloody!

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Ben
0
Ben

Were the fish lives is all you need to know oh and old oatmeal face grandma.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

come on! this was shot by Jordan Cronenweth!!!

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Jay Rambo
0
Jay Rambo

Honestly, it's just the one I've seen the least often

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Nicole Loughran
0
Nicole Loughran

This is where the fish lives

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Zach Jansen
0
Zach Jansen

Because this is where the fish live.

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

Honestly, I don't like either of these, but I'll take tortuously slow dialogue over derivative puppets (the hobgoblins, not the bots).

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Tina Coughlin
0
Tina Coughlin

Because I long to see "where the fish lives." And it's my favorite documentary about walnut farming.

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Jim Hanson
0
Jim Hanson

As much as I love Hobgoblins, this movie is "where my vote lives".

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matty boy
0
matty boy

hobgoblins is just. so. gross.

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58%
Hobgoblins

48 Comments
Zoltan Wilson
4
Zoltan Wilson

its the 80 do alot of coke and vote for Ronald regan

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CatherineCrankypants
2
CatherineCrankypants

"It's the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for ronald reagan"

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TransmorpherDDS
2
TransmorpherDDS

I love both, but Hobgoblins is one of the episodes I show to people to show them how good MST3k is. It helps that the movie itself is genuinely entertaining on its own, because of how bad it is.

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Mike Aronow
1
Mike Aronow

This is the toughest one yet! I love both episodes, but I have to go with Hobgoblins. The rake scene, the Hobgoblins song, Club Scum, the old man. It has it all. My apologies to where the fish lives.

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Matthew Finch
1
Matthew Finch

๐ŸŽถPig, sticker๐ŸŽถ Also, look for the pawn shop worker from Pulp Fiction, if you didn't already notice...

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
1
Steven Aloyisus Campbell

When Satan touched me, he told me to vote for Hobgoblins.

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Richard Dickson
1
Richard Dickson

That sure is a bad movie, won't you?

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

What do you do with those Hobgoblins?

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Jeff Oskins
1
Jeff Oskins

Hobgoblin needs to be on a turkey day marathon.

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Kerrin Dworkowski
1
Kerrin Dworkowski

How do you read a record?

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MST3K
1
MST3K

Sentence fragments! Just phrases!

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Jessica Baumann
0
Jessica Baumann

Tougher match up but Hobgoblins is one of my all-time favs. Few could beat it in my book.

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B F
0
B F

Hoobbbbbgoblins, hobbbbbgoblins!

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

Whatcha gonna do with those Hobgoblins?

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Cause "It's" still "the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!"

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

More cheese than a cheese factory

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Jacob Harris
0
Jacob Harris

Ironically, no one in the band Wang Chung had sex that night.

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Bill Covington
0
Bill Covington

This really was prime MST3K on Sci-Fi. One of a string of winning riffs and bad movies.

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Josh H(Viper)
0
Josh H(Viper)

This is the ultimate MST3K film. This is an entry level for MSTIES honestly, and brings so much joy

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Cause ๐ŸŽถ "It's the 80's, do a lot of coke & vote for Ronald Reagan!" ๐ŸŽต

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Russell Boyer
0
Russell Boyer

Whatcha gonna do with those Hobgoblins?

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Matthew Pedone ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿณ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
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Matthew Pedone ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿณ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ

Hobgoblins! Hobgoblins! What do you do with those hobgoblins? They're over here! They're over there! Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere!

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere

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Jarret Cooper
0
Jarret Cooper

it's HORRIBLE. the only movie that I ever wanted to beat up.

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Stephanie
0
Stephanie

Because I am thankful for the 80's, when we could do a lot of crack and vote for Ronald Regan.

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Paint my muscle car PRUNE colored, please!

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

I once tried showing this episode to a girl on a first date. We didn't work out, but there's no reason other prospective couples out there can't bond over some scuzzy strippers and rake fighting!

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Ricardo Silkworth
0
Ricardo Silkworth

Iโ€™m here for these darn hobgoblins ... theyโ€™re everywhere

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

This will do until RIfftrax Live show comes into circuit.

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

Pearl is my favorite, and this is a great Pearl episode!

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Candy Allison
0
Candy Allison

This is a favorite episode of mine!

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

This has held up both times I've ever seen it.

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Not Billehecka
0
Not Billehecka

Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere

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Todd Divel
0
Todd Divel

gotta go hobgoblins this time

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

"Sentence fragments!"

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Edward Deak
0
Edward Deak

"...regarded as a RIP off of Gremlins and deemed one of the worst films made of all time" ;-)

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CB Axel
0
CB Axel

Because Hobgoblins

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Jeffrey Malone
0
Jeffrey Malone

At this point, I haven't yet reacted.

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ThePeronah
0
ThePeronah

It's the 80s. Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan.

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Lisamarie Babik
0
Lisamarie Babik

It's the Eighties! Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

For that almost near hit, "Fish Licker"! Er, "Fish Kicker"? I forget.

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Brian Jay
0
Brian Jay

This is the first really tough choice you guys have given me, but it's gotta be Hobgoblins!

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
๐ŸŒปjust๐ŸŽƒchris๐Ÿ‚
2
๐ŸŒปjust๐ŸŽƒchris๐Ÿ‚

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" ๐Ÿ˜

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
0
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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