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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/3/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

62%
The Sinister Urge WINNER

23

38%
Gunslinger

16

62%
The Sinister Urge

23 Comments
Chris CK Felix
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Chris CK Felix

This is the hardest vote so far!

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Beardo Beatnick
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Beardo Beatnick

Always bet on ed wood. Can't go wrong

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Howard Sauertieg
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Howard Sauertieg

Sinister Urge is a priceless Wood-work.

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

this one is funnier to me

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

Darn that smutty ol' smut!

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Ed Wood still got it (or not).

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

Ed Wood is a better filmmaker than Roger Corman, frankly. Ed's movied have a sense of personality, and are a joy to watch. Which is much more than you can say for Corman.

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

Once in a great while, a character jumps off the screen and into our collective consciousnesses. This vote is for....Klein!!!

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James Jorden
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James Jorden

The gravel-voiced pornographess!

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Candy Allison
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Candy Allison

Such an underrated gem

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
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Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Ed Wood gives us all the Sinister Urge!!!!!!

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Linda Saper
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Linda Saper

Ed Wood movies practically beg to be riffed!!

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Cesar Smith
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Cesar Smith

We can all relate to the sinister urge, can't we ?

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

Because Crow saying, baffled, that pornography isn't as bad as murder is one of the funniest moments in the whole show.

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Brian Jay
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Brian Jay

Never bet against Ed Wood.

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38%
Gunslinger

16 Comments
Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Beverly Garland. That’s the whole comment.

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

There aren't nearly enough westerns on MST3K. 'Last of the Wild Horses' is my favorite, but 'Gunslinger' runs a close second.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

Beverly Garland? Really?

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Andrew Gauer
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Andrew Gauer

Better than sin urge

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Michael Kilgore
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Michael Kilgore

Too few movies dare to put door hinges on the wrong side.

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Leslie Maryann Neal
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Leslie Maryann Neal

I love both these episodes, but Beverly Garland is one of my favorite actors in MST.

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

Even though they have played a clip from Gunslinger a billion times on the Twitch channel, I love this Riff.

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Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

How could I turn down Beverly?

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Bruce Turbeville
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Bruce Turbeville

Beverly Garland gets my vote every time...

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Nathan Fisk
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Nathan Fisk

Ed Wood vs. Roger Corman? No one wins, but Corman at least makes a coherent movie. Ed Wood's stuff is unwatchable.

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Jeremy Leveille
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Jeremy Leveille

Gunslinger is much funnier IMO

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Joel McMurray
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Joel McMurray

BECAUSE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT IN MY HALL! *hic*

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
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Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
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Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
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Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
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Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
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Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
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🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
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William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
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Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
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Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
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MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
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Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
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Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
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Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
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David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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