Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2022! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/1/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

52%
The Day the Earth Froze WINNER

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48%
Quest of the Delta Knights

40

52%
The Day the Earth Froze

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Michael Kilgore
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Michael Kilgore

Don't forget, "They're doing it clown style!"

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Jarret Cooper
2
Jarret Cooper

as already mentioned, the line "oh cripes I remember that day" by itself is enough to secure my vote.

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Rik Eberhardt
2
Rik Eberhardt

oh cripes, i remember that day....

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Nesey Gallons
1
Nesey Gallons

Everybody's surfin' now, even Sven's learnin' how.

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Diana Psotka
1
Diana Psotka

We need a national survey on what, exactly, a "Sampo" is! Enquiring minds want to know!

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Joseph Klemm
1
Joseph Klemm

Yes children’s windows of perception are only open for a moment,only to take in the horror that is, THE CIRCUS.

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John Matthew Mattie
1
John Matthew Mattie

If you’re gonna doom-prep, this is THE film.

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Justin Toner
1
Justin Toner

The power of SAMPO can't be denied. Great episode

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Chuck Campbell
1
Chuck Campbell

Never doubt the power of the SAMPO!

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Mike Ensing
0
Mike Ensing

Because it was wheeirdd

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

Classic Movie with classic riffs.

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Moti Rieber
0
Moti Rieber

You failed to bring back the sampo/so we shall die of starvation

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Day the Earth Froze is one of the best riff movies in the lexicon. No way is Delta Knights even in the same league.

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Mar K Muller
0
Mar K Muller

wishful thinking for November 4th

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Angela Martin
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Angela Martin

It took me back when on Saturday's you got to watch those movies and was scared! 😄😄

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Chad Bailey
0
Chad Bailey

Gotta have my Sampo!

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Steph Dellatore
0
Steph Dellatore

The circus short before is also just as funny! Svens gone surfin, Anieke in the UK, Christo art reference, i’m cracking up writing this!

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John Harris
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John Harris

This is a tough choice, as both are great episodes. In the en though The Day The Earth Froze is actually a charming movie.

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

Blessed be the Russo-Finnish, for they make the best movie cheese.

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

I need more sampo gravy on my turkey sandwich

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Jeremy Nilson
0
Jeremy Nilson

Because all kids come running for the sweet taste of Sampo.

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

I need my Sampo! And the dome is an option I DID order.

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Britt Whale
0
Britt Whale

"Sister mine, you shaved your beard!"

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Because it clearly wasn't shot at a Renaissance Festival.

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Russell Boyer
0
Russell Boyer

What's better than Sampo?

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

I mean at the risk of being repetitive.....Sampo?

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jferrari
0
jferrari

🎵 Failure, failure, total failure He's a loser, la la la🎵

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

Arguably less pee throwing

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Robin Preibisius
0
Robin Preibisius

One of my top 10 probably. Extreme goofiness, hilarious short, and on-point riffs.

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Ann Linderman
0
Ann Linderman

The rich taste of Sampo!

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48%
Quest of the Delta Knights

40 Comments
ThePeronah
3
ThePeronah

This episode is great. I especially love the part where Mary Jo is in the theater. Any episode where the mads trade places is gold stamdard MST3K.

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
3
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

It is better than Quest of the Delta Burkes...

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Jon
1
Jon

Day the Earth Froze has been in like 4 turkey day marathons, time to mix it up. Plus, there's a Servo song, which is always good.

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James Haile
1
James Haile

Because what is Thanksgiving without a pee throwing scene.

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Ben Murphy
1
Ben Murphy

"Air on a Delta Knight" and "What are you, a mook????"

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CatherineCrankypants
1
CatherineCrankypants

I'm putting "How great can you really be at maps?" "That's like being good at eating cereal!" on my mortarboard hat when I graduate with my B.S. in Geography next spring.

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Mobius
1
Mobius

Because I enjoy the pain

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Andrew Hill
0
Andrew Hill

You are no longer a slave. You are the hostage of a madman

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Jessica Baumann
0
Jessica Baumann

This is one of my favorites

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Kurt Teets
0
Kurt Teets

David Warner. And David Warner. Also, Richard Kind.

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Bo Frye
0
Bo Frye

Not great,but better than the day the earth froze.lol

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Annalisa Rivera
0
Annalisa Rivera

Because I've yet to see it, and anything that has swords, sorcery or knights in it is a must see - especially with bots on it.

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

Learn more about pee throwing.

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

I love scifi era episodes

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Why are people voting for "Day the Earth Froze"? Just because of one word? "Sampo"? Seriously? Delta Knights is a MUCH better episode!

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Marty Ketola
0
Marty Ketola

This is an unreleased episode, no dvd! We need it on Turkey Day for that reason alone!

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Scott Pfitzinger
0
Scott Pfitzinger

Tom Servo sings! And the movie was filmed at a Ren Faire

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Alan Bradley
0
Alan Bradley

Who doesn't love a horrible movie. One of my favorites.. croooow you rock ...as well as the rest of the cast to shout out to all much love ..

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Sierra Rein
0
Sierra Rein

Richard Kind is dreamy <3

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Who wouldn't want a lint covered mint from Pearl?

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Mostly to support Corbin Allred, but who doesn’t love dual David Warners. Three if you count him as the narrator. He’s the pro in Master Control Program.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Two David Warners!!

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

(Cheech voice) I'm coming!!!

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

I'M COMMMMIIINGGG! that sounds kinda bad now...

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Daniel Laird
0
Daniel Laird

There is nothing dumber than a film that was clearly trying to play for children, but not funny enough to carry it off. Plus, the skit with a DeNiroesque Da Vinci is *chef's kiss*.

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Ben
0
Ben

Haven’t seen this in a long time, I’m mean don’t get me wrong I love a good Sampo as much as the next guy, but it just so filling.

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Amanda Qassar
0
Amanda Qassar

"Her dough has risen!" But seriously, besides breasts, this movie is more schlocky than Sampo, and therefore feels more festive... somehow.

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Bruce Turbeville
0
Bruce Turbeville

Another Sophie's choice...

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Gabriel D
0
Gabriel D

Never seen this episode so why not?

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BewareOfNerd
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BewareOfNerd

I love a good Tom Servo song.

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Todd Divel
0
Todd Divel

First head to head I've been, just kinda 'meh' about. Voting Delta Knights because I've watched it less than Day the Earth Froze!

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Joey Martell
0
Joey Martell

Delta Knights is one of my top ten episodes. It deserves a home video release and to win this match-up!

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Edward Deak
0
Edward Deak

I voted for this because of Leslie's recommendation. Plain and simple voter influence.

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

I'm coming! I'm coming! Haha

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
19 hrs ago

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

55%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

5

45%
Laserblast

9

55%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

"Laserblast" was shown on Turkey Day 2019. "Horror of Party Beach" hasn't been shown on a Turkey Day Marathon in the last 7 years, maybe never. So that's the main reason for our vote going to "... Party Beach".

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Lisa Hill Boatwright
0
Lisa Hill Boatwright

1. It's a singalong; 2. the fight scene is epic; 3. Eulahbelle; 4. Look! Polish!; 5. Hot dog mouth monsters

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Because sodium is better than being ready for some football.

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Bill Davies
0
Bill Davies

I love the "Zombie Stomp".

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45%
Laserblast

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
William Lane
2
William Lane

Because it's Thanksgiving and that means I got to GET READY FOR SOME FOOT!!! BALL!!!

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

Are you ready for some football?!

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

I wanna' transform into Pure Thought & play at the edge of time & space with all my riffing buddies! <3

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

He's taking Eddie to the Vet to get Fixed!!

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Nick Franco
0
Nick Franco

Because I'm ready for some football!!!

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Tom Copain
0
Tom Copain

Because I’m READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

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Stephen Wood
0
Stephen Wood

Utter mess of a film, and delightfully fun to watch.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Because of shell-less turtle like aliens. Also, I'm ready for some football!

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
3 days ago

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

57%
Parts: The Clonus Horror WINNER

19

43%
Hercules

9

57%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
19 Comments
William Lane
2
William Lane

Tonight, on Biography: Steve Reeves. Star of Hercules, who took steroids because of chronic feelings of inadequacy when compared to his naturally virile contemporary, Peter Graves.

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Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

Today we learned...A and 3... Today we learned A and 3.

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Jeff Pfeiffer
1
Jeff Pfeiffer

So many great riffs in this one and it has a villainous Peter Graves in it. Who could ask for more?

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Alex Addams
1
Alex Addams

So good they ripped it off and got sued!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Actually it should be, such a good movie that it was ripped off by one of the most popular directors in Hollywood who then got sued by the "Clonus" copyright holders. The thief settled out of court. 😁👍

Donald Green
1
Donald Green

Mainly Funny Hosting Bits!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
1
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's the best stand alone movie MST ever riffed IMO, it's hysterical from beginning to end and it's my all time #1 favorite episode!

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Daniel Emerson
1
Daniel Emerson

I like both of these, but (just) plumped for Parts.

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Steven Otte
1
Steven Otte

I didn't get to see season 8. I'd love to see this one!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Oh I envy you! Season 8 is arguably their funniest/best season ever! Many of them are on the Gizmoplex.com for free (until 2023) & on YouTube for free including "Clonus".

Travis Reis
1
Travis Reis

Let's go for the Michael Bay inspiration!

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Seth Williams-Welch
1
Seth Williams-Welch

70's beige sci-fi is my happy place

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Nils Lorvick
1
Nils Lorvick

Riffing is top-shelf in this one.

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

I'm Peter Graves, and the more Peters Graveses there are, the better. I'm Peter Graves.

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

She really was on top of old Smokey!

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Alex Flores
0
Alex Flores

Forgot about the cookies! Sorry!

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43%
Hercules

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
Melanie Hinchey
2
Melanie Hinchey

Let's face it, America does not live up to the hype.

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Solberg-Bell Household
1
Solberg-Bell Household

Turkey makes you sleepy. Herc is naturally sleepy. It's a match made in Olympus!

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Andrew Bosch
0
Andrew Bosch

It's a heavy-lifter.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Anything with Hercules rules!

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Ross Abadie
0
Ross Abadie

Just sing “Zero to Hero” to annoy the community since there’s a Disney Animated film about him.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Hercules > Parts: The Clouns Horror

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