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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/6/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

43%
Eegah

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57%
I Accuse My Parents WINNER

33

43%
Eegah

23 Comments
j c
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j c

Jaws is in it, man! What more could you ask for?

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Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

Watch Out For Snakes!

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Dylan Dotson
1
Dylan Dotson

Watch out for snakes

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Marc Nottke
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Marc Nottke

Honk if you love Eegah!

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Eve LeCrosse
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Eve LeCrosse

Because I find Tom's singing less objectionable than Kitty's, somehow...

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
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Denise Litostansky-Crawford

This ones a toughy, Arch Hall Jrs rubbery face singing Roxy wins slightly over if ur happy in ur work. Cause I'm unemployed right now.

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Greg Gancho
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Greg Gancho

Arch Hall, Jr is actually less cringe-worthy than Jimmy being an utter doofus. Plus Richard Kiel in a fake beard is super-entertaining.

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Casey McGrath
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Casey McGrath

My tires are filled with water.

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Ricardo Silkworth
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Ricardo Silkworth

Richard Kiel for the win!

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

Got to go with Eegah. It was the toughest decision yet.

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

We cannot let I Accuse My Parents win.

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

Richard Kiel beats up Arch Hall, Jr.--what more do you need?

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Claudia CG Galpal
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Claudia CG Galpal

My tires are filled with water!

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Rebekah Dahling
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Rebekah Dahling

I sure hope it doesn't get hot! Oh and watch out for snakes.

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Marian Luther
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Marian Luther

Watch out for snakes! (And my oldest daughter used to date a guy from another era.)

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Jessica Coyle
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Jessica Coyle

OMG, this was a tough one as they are two of my fave episodes!

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Kendi Sue Lawton
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Kendi Sue Lawton

Cave full of ancestors!

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Kevin Smith
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Kevin Smith

Oh, gosh; today’s choice is seriously tough. Shtemlo! ✊

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Josh Colletta
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Josh Colletta

An essay contest? Really?

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57%
I Accuse My Parents

33 Comments
Chad Bailey
2
Chad Bailey

Gotta hear Jimmy's essay and see his lush of a mom!

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Alexander Russell
1
Alexander Russell

He's eavesdropping on his eavesdropping!

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Leslie Maryann Neal
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Leslie Maryann Neal

Come on, it's perfect for a family holiday!

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

All for the skit where they diagram Jimmy's problems and conclude that he's kinda stupid.

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Tiffany Fricke
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Tiffany Fricke

I, uh... I forgot what I was gonna type. I accuse my six year old. "Can you find my color book? Does Pegasus exist? Is Eegah an animal cuz of the blood?" Now she's busting out the ukulele, aaaaaah!

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Ben
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Ben

Everyone knows it’s always the parents fault!

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Because I don't want to have to watch out for snakes.

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Jon Attema
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Jon Attema

A fantastic short, catchy songs, neglectful parents. This experiment has everything!

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All Hallow’s Me🌍☄️
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All Hallow’s Me🌍☄️

Just one of the funniest episodes ever

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Brian Walch
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Brian Walch

Goes without saying, but this was a tough one!

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Not Billehecka
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Not Billehecka

tired of eegah, plus i once won an essay contest

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Matthew Blissenbach 2
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Matthew Blissenbach 2

Why squander Turkey Day with your own dysfunctional family when you can spend it with noted essay winner and hamburger enthusiast Jimmy?

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Beardo Beatnick
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Beardo Beatnick

I drink cuz daddy drinks

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

I like the bar that looks like the inside of the Country Bear Jamboree, but sounds like the Swing Club at the Ritz-Carlton. If only The Blues Brothers were singing Rawhide, that would be perfect.

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Adam Boyd
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Adam Boyd

Because I accuse my parents from time to time myself.

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

Do you love your work? 🎶🎶🎶

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Ann Linderman
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Ann Linderman

This choice was painful! What a matchup. Finally went with the film that's had slightly less airtime.

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Aimee Wright
0
Aimee Wright

Hate to admit that I have seen Eegah too many times. :)

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Arletta Shenfeld
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Arletta Shenfeld

I've seen Eegah so many more times, both riffed and not. This is worth another watch.

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Myrrh Kingwell
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Myrrh Kingwell

Are you happy in your work

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Todd Divel
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Todd Divel

ive seen eeeegah enough thank you

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Jeremy Leveille
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Jeremy Leveille

Funnier, more memorable episode for sure

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Ben Schmidt
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Ben Schmidt

This is the one with Bela Lugosi, right?

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Jay Son
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Jay Son

Because I'm happy in my work.

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Howard Sauertieg
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Howard Sauertieg

I didn't know this essay was due today, sorry. Hit me up next time around.

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

I am happy in my work.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
20 hrs ago

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

55%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

5

45%
Laserblast

9

55%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

"Laserblast" was shown on Turkey Day 2019. "Horror of Party Beach" hasn't been shown on a Turkey Day Marathon in the last 7 years, maybe never. So that's the main reason for our vote going to "... Party Beach".

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Lisa Hill Boatwright
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Lisa Hill Boatwright

1. It's a singalong; 2. the fight scene is epic; 3. Eulahbelle; 4. Look! Polish!; 5. Hot dog mouth monsters

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Because sodium is better than being ready for some football.

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Bill Davies
0
Bill Davies

I love the "Zombie Stomp".

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45%
Laserblast

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
William Lane
2
William Lane

Because it's Thanksgiving and that means I got to GET READY FOR SOME FOOT!!! BALL!!!

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

Are you ready for some football?!

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

I wanna' transform into Pure Thought & play at the edge of time & space with all my riffing buddies! <3

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

He's taking Eddie to the Vet to get Fixed!!

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Nick Franco
0
Nick Franco

Because I'm ready for some football!!!

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Tom Copain
0
Tom Copain

Because I’m READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

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Stephen Wood
0
Stephen Wood

Utter mess of a film, and delightfully fun to watch.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Because of shell-less turtle like aliens. Also, I'm ready for some football!

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
3 days ago

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

57%
Parts: The Clonus Horror WINNER

19

43%
Hercules

9

57%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
19 Comments
William Lane
2
William Lane

Tonight, on Biography: Steve Reeves. Star of Hercules, who took steroids because of chronic feelings of inadequacy when compared to his naturally virile contemporary, Peter Graves.

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Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

Today we learned...A and 3... Today we learned A and 3.

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Jeff Pfeiffer
1
Jeff Pfeiffer

So many great riffs in this one and it has a villainous Peter Graves in it. Who could ask for more?

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Alex Addams
1
Alex Addams

So good they ripped it off and got sued!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Actually it should be, such a good movie that it was ripped off by one of the most popular directors in Hollywood who then got sued by the "Clonus" copyright holders. The thief settled out of court. 😁👍

Donald Green
1
Donald Green

Mainly Funny Hosting Bits!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's the best stand alone movie MST ever riffed IMO, it's hysterical from beginning to end and it's my all time #1 favorite episode!

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Daniel Emerson
1
Daniel Emerson

I like both of these, but (just) plumped for Parts.

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Steven Otte
1
Steven Otte

I didn't get to see season 8. I'd love to see this one!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Oh I envy you! Season 8 is arguably their funniest/best season ever! Many of them are on the Gizmoplex.com for free (until 2023) & on YouTube for free including "Clonus".

Travis Reis
1
Travis Reis

Let's go for the Michael Bay inspiration!

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Seth Williams-Welch
1
Seth Williams-Welch

70's beige sci-fi is my happy place

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Nils Lorvick
1
Nils Lorvick

Riffing is top-shelf in this one.

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

I'm Peter Graves, and the more Peters Graveses there are, the better. I'm Peter Graves.

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

She really was on top of old Smokey!

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Alex Flores
0
Alex Flores

Forgot about the cookies! Sorry!

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43%
Hercules

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
Melanie Hinchey
2
Melanie Hinchey

Let's face it, America does not live up to the hype.

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Solberg-Bell Household
1
Solberg-Bell Household

Turkey makes you sleepy. Herc is naturally sleepy. It's a match made in Olympus!

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Andrew Bosch
0
Andrew Bosch

It's a heavy-lifter.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Anything with Hercules rules!

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Ross Abadie
0
Ross Abadie

Just sing “Zero to Hero” to annoy the community since there’s a Disney Animated film about him.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Hercules > Parts: The Clouns Horror

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