Gotta hear Jimmy's essay and see his lush of a mom!

He's eavesdropping on his eavesdropping!

I like Jello.

Come on, it's perfect for a family holiday!

Here's five dollars :)

All for the skit where they diagram Jimmy's problems and conclude that he's kinda stupid.

I, uh... I forgot what I was gonna type. I accuse my six year old. "Can you find my color book? Does Pegasus exist? Is Eegah an animal cuz of the blood?" Now she's busting out the ukulele, aaaaaah!

Everyone knows it’s always the parents fault!

It's my birthday

Because I don't want to have to watch out for snakes.

A fantastic short, catchy songs, neglectful parents. This experiment has everything!

Just one of the funniest episodes ever

Goes without saying, but this was a tough one!

tired of eegah, plus i once won an essay contest

Why squander Turkey Day with your own dysfunctional family when you can spend it with noted essay winner and hamburger enthusiast Jimmy?

I drink cuz daddy drinks

quack quack quack

I like the bar that looks like the inside of the Country Bear Jamboree, but sounds like the Swing Club at the Ritz-Carlton. If only The Blues Brothers were singing Rawhide, that would be perfect.

Because I accuse my parents from time to time myself.

Do you love your work? 🎶🎶🎶

This choice was painful! What a matchup. Finally went with the film that's had slightly less airtime.

Hate to admit that I have seen Eegah too many times. :)

I've seen Eegah so many more times, both riffed and not. This is worth another watch.

Are you happy in your work

ive seen eeeegah enough thank you

Liar! Liar! Liar!

Funnier, more memorable episode for sure

Twist off caps!

This is the one with Bela Lugosi, right?

Drunk folks!

Because I'm happy in my work.

I didn't know this essay was due today, sorry. Hit me up next time around.

I am happy in my work.