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Which is your favored experiment?
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11/4/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

50%
Horrors of Spider Island WINNER

25

50%
Future War

28

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Horrors of Spider Island

25 Comments
Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

This is the last episode of Mike's green jumpsuit.

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 10:21:25 -0600

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Stacy Mclinn
1
Stacy Mclinn

Low on spider, high on bikini babes

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 03:55:40 -0600

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Leslie Maryann Neal
1
Leslie Maryann Neal

I LOVE THIS EPISODE. Sexy ladies, a lame monster-- it's amazing.

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 22:10:50 -0600

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Justin Wingate
1
Justin Wingate

The scenes involving auditioning and the boys turning into weird girls were fun.

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 20:30:32 -0600

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Dan Hux
0
Dan Hux

Just a fun movie to riff on!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 13:17:52 -0600

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zeldman
0
zeldman

The sleaze! The cheese! But especially the sleaze. It’s one of those great early 1960s psychotronic films that’s actually bearable even without the riffing!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 12:58:43 -0600

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

"I'm glad I put a porch in."

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 12:11:59 -0600

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Aimee Wright
0
Aimee Wright

I prefer "horror" over "sci-fi". :)

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 12:01:24 -0600

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Zack Podany
0
Zack Podany

I think they'll pull out of it.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:55:19 -0600

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Brian Jay
0
Brian Jay

Mmm, take a look at my good stuff, Nature!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:44:23 -0600

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Mainly because I can't stand Future War. Sorry... lesser of the 2 evils here.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:31:30 -0600

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Such a a good episode with great riffs

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:31:03 -0600

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Kendi Sue Lawton
0
Kendi Sue Lawton

Dancers and spiders

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:23:31 -0600

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Eviliz
0
Eviliz

- leans back and crosses ankles.

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 06:24:49 -0600

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James Jorden
0
James Jorden

Jerky editing and voluptuous (at least) babes. What's not to like?

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 01:23:19 -0600

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

More spiders ! Less future!

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 00:21:48 -0600

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Sean Garner
0
Sean Garner

Spiders & bikinis!

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 19:46:43 -0600

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Jeffrey Malone
0
Jeffrey Malone

Gary?

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 14:56:24 -0600

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

I just haven't seen this one as often.

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 13:20:26 -0600

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Nathan Fisk
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Nathan Fisk

Both episodes were weak as far as MST episodes go, but Spider Island is somewhat less weak than Future War so...

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 22:31:56 -0600

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

Damn heat!

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 20:25:20 -0600

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My legs are crossed.

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 11:40:19 -0600

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

Cry ‘Gary’!!!

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 10:49:48 -0600

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

I cross my legs decisively in favor of Spider Island!

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 10:32:54 -0600

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Ben
0
Ben

This is better than watching a fake van damm vs a clown boxing in a boxing ring

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 21:45:59 -0500

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Future War

28 Comments
Mike Aronow
2
Mike Aronow

I vote for Jean Claude Gosh Darn!

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 12:01:23 -0600

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Mira Gutoff
2
Mira Gutoff

Thank you for not killing me.

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 12:46:20 -0600

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John C. Worsley
1
John C. Worsley

Dinos > Spidos

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 01:25:33 -0600

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Matthew Finch
1
Matthew Finch

Bob Johnson

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 03:54:29 -0600

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Amber Scaggs
1
Amber Scaggs

"Battle of the guys who peaked in high school."

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 14:50:00 -0600

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Crissty Hawkins
0
Crissty Hawkins

This movie is truly terrible!! I'm up for seeing how the gang makes fun of it again!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 17:05:56 -0600

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Jay Skillman
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Jay Skillman

It isn't a war and it isn't the future, but who am I to complain?

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 16:53:09 -0600

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Mike James
0
Mike James

Because yes

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 16:18:32 -0600

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

Robert Z'dar rules!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 13:05:21 -0600

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
0
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

Best Van Damme movie that doesn't feature Van Damme.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:43:08 -0600

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Ben Schmidt
0
Ben Schmidt

I used to be a nun too.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:22:13 -0600

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Mr. Perry
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Mr. Perry

Jah!

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 05:59:46 -0600

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Newt Calkins
0
Newt Calkins

Always bet on Z'dar!

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 21:58:00 -0600

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Andrew Gauer
0
Andrew Gauer

Jean claude gosh darn

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 21:00:11 -0600

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I saw the "Whores of Spider Island" last night. Well, that's what my husband called 'em. Great fun, that movie, but moving on!

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 20:59:28 -0600

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Howard Sauertieg
0
Howard Sauertieg

Let the awful quality of this movie sink in. Soak in it.

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 20:22:23 -0600

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Ricardo Silkworth
0
Ricardo Silkworth

Future waxxxx

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 19:53:00 -0600

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

more stand out jokes

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 16:23:34 -0600

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Xavier Whitley II
0
Xavier Whitley II

Jean Claude gosh darn

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 15:15:35 -0600

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Because the future is some kind of goofy prequel to Rollergator. Or Rollergator is a goofy prequel to this. Or they’re both just goofy.

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 13:29:19 -0600

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Two words: FRED. BURROUGHS.

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 13:03:23 -0600

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

This is one of my all time favorite episodes so I have to go with Future War!

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 12:38:35 -0600

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Dan Kelly
0
Dan Kelly

Jean Claude Gosh Darn

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 12:02:48 -0600

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

Horrors of Spider Island is okay, but all the actor's faces are way too small.

Mon, 02 Nov 2020 02:57:37 -0600

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Thanks for playing reporter and cameraman with me

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 18:54:09 -0600

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Andy Mayo
0
Andy Mayo

We need more high school jocks making movies.

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 16:53:57 -0600

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Nick Kocurek
0
Nick Kocurek

Z'don't ask me why.

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 16:48:02 -0600

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Not Billehecka
0
Not Billehecka

getting exhausted from "Horrors .."

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 15:21:21 -0600

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Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

The Big Head

10

Johnny Longtorso

11

The Big Head

10 Comments
Jim Hanson
3
Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:20:42 -0600

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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM
1
TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:37:24 -0600

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Arlene Harris
1
Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:21:56 -0600

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James Scoggin
1
James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:14:42 -0600

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black and white spies
0
black and white spies

Pixar

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 22:43:11 -0500

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Ben
0
Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:16:58 -0600

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:30:35 -0600

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:22:25 -0600

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:56:46 -0600

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Michael Kilgore
0
Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:31:42 -0600

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Johnny Longtorso

11 Comments
Russell Boyer
1
Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:42:58 -0600

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Kirsty The Hermit
1
Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:12:45 -0600

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Casey Killingsworth
1
Casey Killingsworth

more practical

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:09:35 -0600

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 21:45:41 -0600

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Jonathon Hoff
0
Jonathon Hoff

Storage issue

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 09:28:15 -0600

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Jennifred Hollybright
0
Jennifred Hollybright

I collect action figures

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0600

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wthvideoproduction
0
wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 07:28:28 -0600

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Bussho Lahn
0
Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 22:43:53 -0600

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Nate Butler
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Nate Butler

He's long!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:12:13 -0600

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

ACCESSORIES!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:25:50 -0600

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Claire Jumper
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Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:10:11 -0600

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Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Mitchell

10

Rowsdower

32

Mitchell

10 Comments
Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:49:03 -0600

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Jeff Rohr
0
Jeff Rohr

I'm pretty sure this is Jack Black.

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 10:21:20 -0500

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Two words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 20:50:25 -0600

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Vega$ Chicken
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Vega$ Chicken

From a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:43:22 -0600

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Doc Gregory
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Doc Gregory

It's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:10:23 -0600

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Gordon Rhys
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Gordon Rhys

He'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 07:00:56 -0600

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Dee Schendel
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Dee Schendel

I think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:54:52 -0600

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Wes Pledger
0
Wes Pledger

Mitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:36:53 -0600

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Brian John Davidson
0
Brian John Davidson

It would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:14 -0600

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
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Alexandrea Cyril Niell

My, my, my, my house guest.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:10:56 -0600

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Rowsdower

32 Comments
Vern Pike
3
Vern Pike

Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:20:42 -0600

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Ben
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Ben

Denim, mullet, beer and a sidekick . Yeah this guy was built to save us all and the world!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:50:11 -0600

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Graham Connor
Graham Connor

Amen!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:14:53 -0600

Marion Nanette Holmes
2
Marion Nanette Holmes

They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:14:17 -0600

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Opia R. Castle
2
Opia R. Castle

Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:11:23 -0600

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Andrew Brandt
1
Andrew Brandt

Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:51:31 -0600

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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist
1
4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist

Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:41:25 -0600

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Justin Wingate
1
Justin Wingate

Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:06 -0600

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M Doyle
1
M Doyle

I want to find out if there’s beer on the sun. Rowsdower will get me there.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:09:33 -0600

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Noble Lashley
1
Noble Lashley

I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:02:52 -0600

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

He'll get us that beer on the sun.

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:52:55 -0600

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sean grady
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sean grady

We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 07:53:22 -0600

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Kate Halleron
0
Kate Halleron

At least he TRIES.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:47:52 -0600

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Josh Brown
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Josh Brown

Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 07:48:04 -0600

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NealyPlum Gamer
0
NealyPlum Gamer

I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 17:21:21 -0600

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Graham Connor
0
Graham Connor

Excuse me...I’m Canadian!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:13:05 -0600

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Brock Barber
0
Brock Barber

Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 15:18:21 -0600

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Trevor Moses
0
Trevor Moses

I have enough beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 14:04:44 -0600

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Aaron Noble
0
Aaron Noble

Maaan, I basically AM Rowsdower.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 10:29:43 -0600

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Rick Halm
0
Rick Halm

Rowsdower will only drink my beer and pass out. Mitchell will shoot me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 21:51:10 -0600

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David Schmidt
0
David Schmidt

Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:56:30 -0600

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Newt Calkins
0
Newt Calkins

Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:30:01 -0600

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Warren English
0
Warren English

The mullet.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:25:37 -0600

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
0
M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:23:20 -0600

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:23:26 -0600

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Kerrin Dworkowski
0
Kerrin Dworkowski

We could talk about beer on the sun!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:12:22 -0600

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John Arminio
0
John Arminio

I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:16:47 -0600

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Jeremy Nilson
0
Jeremy Nilson

Food!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:17:26 -0600

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Zachariah Mason
0
Zachariah Mason

Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:13:26 -0600

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CaptEoNinja83
0
CaptEoNinja83

My family and I LOVE this man!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:38:15 -0600

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Andrew Thomas
0
Andrew Thomas

He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:19:51 -0600

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MST3K
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MST3K

Cult stories > cop stories

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:46:08 -0600

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