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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/4/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

50%
Horrors of Spider Island WINNER

25

50%
Future War

28

50%
Horrors of Spider Island

25 Comments
Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

This is the last episode of Mike's green jumpsuit.

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Stacy Mclinn
1
Stacy Mclinn

Low on spider, high on bikini babes

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Leslie Maryann Neal
1
Leslie Maryann Neal

I LOVE THIS EPISODE. Sexy ladies, a lame monster-- it's amazing.

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Justin Wingate
1
Justin Wingate

The scenes involving auditioning and the boys turning into weird girls were fun.

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Dan Hux
0
Dan Hux

Just a fun movie to riff on!

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zeldman
0
zeldman

The sleaze! The cheese! But especially the sleaze. It’s one of those great early 1960s psychotronic films that’s actually bearable even without the riffing!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

"I'm glad I put a porch in."

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Aimee Wright
0
Aimee Wright

I prefer "horror" over "sci-fi". :)

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Zack Podany
0
Zack Podany

I think they'll pull out of it.

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Brian Jay
0
Brian Jay

Mmm, take a look at my good stuff, Nature!

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Mainly because I can't stand Future War. Sorry... lesser of the 2 evils here.

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Such a a good episode with great riffs

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Eviliz
0
Eviliz

- leans back and crosses ankles.

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James Jorden
0
James Jorden

Jerky editing and voluptuous (at least) babes. What's not to like?

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

More spiders ! Less future!

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

I just haven't seen this one as often.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Both episodes were weak as far as MST episodes go, but Spider Island is somewhat less weak than Future War so...

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

I cross my legs decisively in favor of Spider Island!

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Ben
0
Ben

This is better than watching a fake van damm vs a clown boxing in a boxing ring

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50%
Future War

28 Comments
Mike Aronow
2
Mike Aronow

I vote for Jean Claude Gosh Darn!

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Mira Gutoff
2
Mira Gutoff

Thank you for not killing me.

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Amber Scaggs
1
Amber Scaggs

"Battle of the guys who peaked in high school."

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Crissty Hawkins
0
Crissty Hawkins

This movie is truly terrible!! I'm up for seeing how the gang makes fun of it again!

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Jay Skillman
0
Jay Skillman

It isn't a war and it isn't the future, but who am I to complain?

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
0
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

Best Van Damme movie that doesn't feature Van Damme.

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Ben Schmidt
0
Ben Schmidt

I used to be a nun too.

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Newt Calkins
0
Newt Calkins

Always bet on Z'dar!

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Andrew Gauer
0
Andrew Gauer

Jean claude gosh darn

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I saw the "Whores of Spider Island" last night. Well, that's what my husband called 'em. Great fun, that movie, but moving on!

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Howard Sauertieg
0
Howard Sauertieg

Let the awful quality of this movie sink in. Soak in it.

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Because the future is some kind of goofy prequel to Rollergator. Or Rollergator is a goofy prequel to this. Or they’re both just goofy.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Two words: FRED. BURROUGHS.

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

This is one of my all time favorite episodes so I have to go with Future War!

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Dan Kelly
0
Dan Kelly

Jean Claude Gosh Darn

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

Horrors of Spider Island is okay, but all the actor's faces are way too small.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Thanks for playing reporter and cameraman with me

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Andy Mayo
0
Andy Mayo

We need more high school jocks making movies.

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Not Billehecka
0
Not Billehecka

getting exhausted from "Horrors .."

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
2
🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
0
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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