Mst3k SquareOffs

its the 80 do alot of coke and vote for Ronald regan

"It's the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for ronald reagan"

I love both, but Hobgoblins is one of the episodes I show to people to show them how good MST3k is. It helps that the movie itself is genuinely entertaining on its own, because of how bad it is.

This is the toughest one yet! I love both episodes, but I have to go with Hobgoblins. The rake scene, the Hobgoblins song, Club Scum, the old man. It has it all. My apologies to where the fish lives.

🎶Pig, sticker🎶 Also, look for the pawn shop worker from Pulp Fiction, if you didn't already notice...

When Satan touched me, he told me to vote for Hobgoblins.

That sure is a bad movie, won't you?

What do you do with those Hobgoblins?

Hobgoblin needs to be on a turkey day marathon.

How do you read a record?

Sentence fragments! Just phrases!

Tougher match up but Hobgoblins is one of my all-time favs. Few could beat it in my book.

Hoobbbbbgoblins, hobbbbbgoblins!

Whatcha gonna do with those Hobgoblins?

Cause "It's" still "the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!"

More cheese than a cheese factory

Ironically, no one in the band Wang Chung had sex that night.

This really was prime MST3K on Sci-Fi. One of a string of winning riffs and bad movies.

This is the ultimate MST3K film. This is an entry level for MSTIES honestly, and brings so much joy

That Hobgoblins song

Cause 🎶 "It's the 80's, do a lot of coke & vote for Ronald Reagan!" 🎵

Whatcha gonna do with those Hobgoblins?

Hobgoblins! Hobgoblins! What do you do with those hobgoblins? They're over here! They're over there! Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere!

Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere

Koalas!

it's HORRIBLE. the only movie that I ever wanted to beat up.

Because I am thankful for the 80's, when we could do a lot of crack and vote for Ronald Regan.

Pig kicker?...

Paint my muscle car PRUNE colored, please!

Haven't seen it yet.

I once tried showing this episode to a girl on a first date. We didn't work out, but there's no reason other prospective couples out there can't bond over some scuzzy strippers and rake fighting!

I’m here for these darn hobgoblins ... they’re everywhere

This will do until RIfftrax Live show comes into circuit.

Pearl is my favorite, and this is a great Pearl episode!

This is a favorite episode of mine!

This has held up both times I've ever seen it.

Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere

gotta go hobgoblins this time

Daran Norris!

"Sentence fragments!"

"...regarded as a RIP off of Gremlins and deemed one of the worst films made of all time" ;-)

Because Hobgoblins

At this point, I haven't yet reacted.

It's the 80s. Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan.

It's the Eighties! Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!

For that almost near hit, "Fish Licker"! Er, "Fish Kicker"? I forget.

Fish picker.

This is the first really tough choice you guys have given me, but it's gotta be Hobgoblins!

🎵Are you happy in your work? 🎵

It's my birthday!

Featuring the most amiable burger joint owner in history.

Truck farming and delinquency? Who could resist?

Quack

I won an essay award once

All-time favourite episode!

Lots of jokes aimed at the dated references in that corny movie.

The obvious choice

The music! The drunk mother! The protagonist who's like a pudding with arms, legs and a mouth! A classic!

My mother is going to be vice president.

How do you not root for someone who writes a killer essay? (huh, Lesley?)

This is one of the greatest episodes, no slight to Devil Fish

I accuse my parents, too. And many generations before them.

'Cause

Gypsy Singing!

It wasn't me, it was my parents

A classic!

Host segments that focus on the movie. An enjoyable movie too.

The world needs to remember who Joe Bolster is.

🍸 🎶 I’m a-stupid, 🎶 🎶 Yes indeed 🎶 👠 🍔 🎶 I’m a-stupid, 🎶 🎶 I accuse my parents 🎶 🦆

Delicious hamburger sandwiches!🍔

Best episode of any television show ever.

Just wow

Quite possibly the greatest episode of all time.

the short alone

Are you happy in your work?

It’s just such a great episode, great short, great sketches..

Joel, You Magnificent Bastard, I read your menu!

My parents made me

I love to drink

I like to drink

Because Eleanor Roosevelt is pissed!

So long, Devil Fish. And we get trucks, farmers, alcoholism, lying, extortion, theft, lying liars, a 40s key party, 🍔🍟, murdering liars ... 🤔. Maybe I SHOULD vote Devil Fish. NAH! 🤥! 🤥! 🤥!

Because it’s my birthday

Catchy songs, great riffing, and 95% less mysogyny.

One of my favorites of all time. From his loving family delusions to the reality of his mother.

Classic film making with all plot points checked. Family values are the lesson here. The good old USA

Because we all need a good scapegoat.

Love this one; my intro to MST3K back in the 90s :)

Drew Carrey's favorite

"And that's Aunt Harriet" "--nuff said..."

Nothing is better than 50s propaganda

All hail the Truck Farmer!

It's a classic! I used it to teach my kids if the danger of lying about me on an essay ☺️

Quack quack. Quack quack quack quack.

Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar!

Because of the name alone, this was always one of my favorites.

Hell with the fish, bring on the bitches!

🎵Are you happy with your work🎵

Face it. When is it a bad movie. When it becomes apparent.

"I accuse my parents and I killed them, I bet they won't be laughing nowwww!"

Because everyone's a victim now-a-days!!!

If only they had appreciated his essay!

My boy wouldn't be as thick-headed as Jimmy.

HAIL TRUCK FARMER

My mom doesn’t drink!

The thin man enters. "Hey, that's my booze!"

More familiar with this one from its time on Netflix.

we have the movie title!

Voted for the drunkenness factor.

One of the best shorts they ever did (hail the truck farmer) and the I like Jello line kills me every time. Not to mention when she's trying on shoes with Jimmy hahaha

I actually think this is more fun than Devil Fish.

Vodka sandwiches

Drunk Folks!

I always liked this one.

One of my absolute favs!! But I don’t want a hamburger! Do you think he’d ever accuse US?? Quack, quack... quack, quack

Are you happy, in your work?

My vote is Jimmy’s Birthday present.