Mst3k SquareOffs

63%
Eegah WINNER

41

37%
Hercules

23

63%
Eegah

41 Comments
Jackson Munden
3
Jackson Munden

Watch out for Snakes!

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Amber Scaggs
2
Amber Scaggs

Eegah Eegah bonked on head.

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Mike Aronow
2
Mike Aronow

"Watch out for snakes?" Sure. But. also: "Stemlow!"

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Jess Burke
1
Jess Burke

BONK BONK ON THE HEAD

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ThePeronah
1
ThePeronah

Always watch out for snakes.

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John Salim Aridi
1
John Salim Aridi

How am I meant to watch out for snakes in a Hercules flick!?

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John Harris
1
John Harris

Eegah has become kind of iconic, while this isn't even one of the better Hercules episodes (Unchained, Captive Women, Moon Men).

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Jacob Harris
0
Jacob Harris

Watch out for snakes!

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Mark Burger
0
Mark Burger

I voted against Eegah before... but I hope my sins may be forgiven. Let's get on with it and watch out for some snakes.

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Bruce Jerkwater
0
Bruce Jerkwater

Hercules might have been able to defeat Madusa but the ugly kid in Eegah! Is worse than anything from Greek mythology. Not only will his face turn you to stone but his singing will make your head pop!

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Naggle Toof
0
Naggle Toof

Watch out for snakes.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I have a signed picture of Arch Hall Jr.

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Jason Russell
0
Jason Russell

Sorry....you know, the face and all...

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Any movie with Arch Hall Jr's rubbery face. ROXY!!

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Davey The Rapture Cat TV
0
Davey The Rapture Cat TV

I love the beautiful ending of EEGAH I am EAGER (EAGAH) to watch EEGAH with everyone x33

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Sean Moss
0
Sean Moss

Because. Eegah.

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Clifford Tunnell
0
Clifford Tunnell

Who can resist the dulcet tones of Arch Hall Jr.?

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Mostly because the Herc has been on SO often, and I've only seen Eegah a couple times.

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Brian Walch
0
Brian Walch

"Harriet, the cattle are xmoking again!"

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Jody Stone
0
Jody Stone

It's swell for destroying fragile echo systems. Watch!

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Elbert Lim
0
Elbert Lim

Arch Hall Jr.'s "acting" made this the perfect movie for riffing.

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James Haile
0
James Haile

It is the funnier episode, the singing, bonk bonk on the head, and watch out for snakes.

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

Never really cared much for the Hercules episodes

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Dan Connor
0
Dan Connor

I love the intro, and the "watch out for snakes" is the stuff of legend.

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Eegah, chakka, eegah, eegah, eegah, chakka, eegah, eegah (Repeat)

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

Not a huge fan of the Hercules movies I'll be honest.

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

Even though this particular episode is one of the better Hercules episodes, none of them are favorites of mine. Plus, how can you turn down any movie with Richard Kiel?

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Michael Kilgore
0
Michael Kilgore

How the heck did Hercules earn a bye?

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Ben Murphy
0
Ben Murphy

Hercules has never and will never have a dune buggy scene

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Jon Attema
0
Jon Attema

Iconic lines, terrible music and a bonefide celebrity make this a favorite!

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jason.davidson@comcast.net
0
jason.davidson@comcast.net

I'll vote for the mummy family in a cave everytime.

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

Honk if you love Eegah!!!

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37%
Hercules

23 Comments
Marc Nottke
2
Marc Nottke

All we are saying ... is give Herc a chance ....

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john steen
1
john steen

It's my piece of meat, I'll bite it where I want to!

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Andrew Brandt
1
Andrew Brandt

Is this the Herc where he punches the bear into space? Because that was a truly unexpected moment that had me wheezing. Even if not lets get some oily flex this Thanksgiving!

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Paul Smith
1
Paul Smith

Hercules may not be fancy like that Archie Junior, but does Mr Dune Buggy have his own theme song? (https://youtu.be/laoBvt9CcQo) I don’t think so. Besides, Steve Reeves, ‘miright?

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Donald Bachlott
1
Donald Bachlott

Loved this one and you don't see it often.

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Wes Saylors
1
Wes Saylors

I remember watching this episode in the 90s and laughing so hard I went into a fugue state, followed by a stint on my fainting couch. This one is for the ages.

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Tiffany Fricke
1
Tiffany Fricke

Confession: I don’t know which of the Hercules-ez we’re talking about. But I’m confident that each

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Kenneth E. Morgan
1
Kenneth E. Morgan

It's a very close vote, but "Hercules" is the more enjoyable movie.

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Ben
1
Ben

Here’s to hoping Hercules throws out Eeagh!

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Sitting Duck
1
Sitting Duck

Because it's a big, brawny, hairy, glistening, two-fisted, manly day!

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Michael Bailey
1
Michael Bailey

The Hercules movies were my MST3K gateway, so I have a soft spot for them.

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Myrrh Kingwell
1
Myrrh Kingwell

It's just bursting with Steve Reeveness!

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Todd Divel
1
Todd Divel

please please please Hercules!!!! weve seen eeegaahhh enough.

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brandylong
1
brandylong

I love the eegah episodes but...it's hercules!

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Joe Nevarez
1
Joe Nevarez

I'm so sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open

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Chuck Campbell
1
Chuck Campbell

I like the Eegah episode, but we need some sun-and-sandal action this Thanksgiving. Plus, this movie is 100% Arch Hall, Jr. free.

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Phyllis Lanza
1
Phyllis Lanza

Hercules! Hercules! And who could forget Gypsy's solo on the lyre! My eardrums bleed with joy.

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Gregory Lannom
1
Gregory Lannom

Voting Herc because just personally I've seen Eegah so many times, I'm sick of it.

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Jessi Mellenthin
0
Jessi Mellenthin

I love a Hercules movie

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Because we've seen Eegah in Turkey Day Marathons in the last few years. I'm trying to changes it up.

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

Hercules go good good with gravy

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Rita Lyons
0
Rita Lyons

The Hercules experiments are all among my favorites. I like Eegah and "Watch out for snakes!", but I'm not in the mood for the creepy daughter shaves dad scene.

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47%
Secret Agent Super Dragon

23

53%
Night of the Blood Beast WINNER

30

47%
Secret Agent Super Dragon

22 Comments
jferrari
2
jferrari

🎶 secret agent - 🎺 🎺! super dragon 🎺 🎺! 🎶

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Chuck Campbell
2
Chuck Campbell

Because of its jazzy, groovy score: "Secret Agent!/Toot-t-o-o-o-o!/Super Dragon/Toot-t-o-o-o!"

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The Dark Face
The Dark Face

That's the only thing I remember from that one. AND it's the reason I voted it.

Marc Nottke
1
Marc Nottke

This is one of my all time favorites!

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Michael Pullmann
1
Michael Pullmann

I love all the Bond wannabes. There should be a Bond wannabe shared universe.

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j c
0
j c

All that's missing is Sean Connery's younger brother...

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Exotic locations like ... Amsterdam. Riveting plot devices like ... a vase auction. Intriguing mcguffins like ... gum. Likable characters like ... 🤔. And yet you CAN’T STOP WATCHING! 🤨😳😬🤪

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Eviliz
0
Eviliz

"Secret agent Mary Kay"- said by me EVERY TIME I have seen a Mary Kay representative or car window sticker for 20+ years

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Erick Sands
0
Erick Sands

Secret Agent Bwam Bwah Super Dragon Bwam Bwah

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I’m actually chiming in with all the folks who love the jazzy song. I just couldn’t get my “vote up” button to work.

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Secret Agent, Super Dragon

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Brian Walch
0
Brian Walch

"My table's a guy! My pen is a phone! I'm nuts!"

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Kimberly Heiser
0
Kimberly Heiser

Never seen this one either, willing to try new things.

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Gregory G Wied Jr
0
Gregory G Wied Jr

Secret agent...DOOT-DOOOOO. Super Dragon...DOOT-DOOOOO!

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Zach Jansen
0
Zach Jansen

Because now he's a fajita. And of course, the buffalo shot. But most importantly: Margaret Lee.

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Jim K
0
Jim K

IT STINKS

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KozyTimeOnline
0
KozyTimeOnline

Secret agent...*BWAH BWAH* super dragon.... *BWAH BWAH*

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Secret Agent...*ba-BAH!* ...Super Dragon... *ba-BAH!*

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Much better episode in every way! Granted NotBB was shown twice & the 1st time had Thanksgiving themed host segments so that might be better for a Turkey Day marathon. We'll see how the vote goes.

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Chris CK Felix
0
Chris CK Felix

Now this one is GENUINELY difficult! Either way, we'll be in good hands here!

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MST3K
0
MST3K

The theme song reenactment alone is worth it.

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53%
Night of the Blood Beast

30 Comments
Justin Wingate
1
Justin Wingate

The Turkey Day episode version rules!

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Troy Thomas
1
Troy Thomas

It is THE Thanksgiving episode, I think that's all the justification I need.

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Myrrh Kingwell
1
Myrrh Kingwell

Once Upon a Honeymoon rules

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Ricardo Silkworth
1
Ricardo Silkworth

Blood beast love is love

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Merri Hall Cross
1
Merri Hall Cross

It’s the short that gets my vote! 😄

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Gus Webb
1
Gus Webb

Either it's the standard one or the one with the Turkey Day segments, this episode is classic. From the short on telephones (which is not explained AT ALL), to the ridiculous monster, and "...Steve?"

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

Crow's Pregnant!!

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Kevin Smith
1
Kevin Smith

A vote for Steve is a vote for fun!

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

Love "Secret Agent Super Dragon" but see it enough on Pluto.

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Eddie J Miller
0
Eddie J Miller

Steve? Not everyone is Steve!

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Bruce Turbeville
0
Bruce Turbeville

you are SUCH a Steve....

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Sean Moss
0
Sean Moss

Haven't seen it yet.

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Eduardo Hurst
0
Eduardo Hurst

Every riff was spot on, they were on fire in this episode probably in the top five funniest ever.

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Luis Reyes
0
Luis Reyes

The only bad movie I know that recycled a costume from another bad movie, Teenage Caveman.

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John Weisenreider
0
John Weisenreider

Because not everyone is named Steve!

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Britt Whale
0
Britt Whale

"He shrimped you!"

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Rebecca
0
Rebecca

Ewwww, he's showing, Steve!

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Angela Martin
0
Angela Martin

I'm grown, and it made me jump and laugh.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Because of the short "Once upon a honeymoon"

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Rita Lyons
0
Rita Lyons

This was really a hard choice. I settled on NofBB in part for the short, but also for the Steves.

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

Night of the Steves, home phone decorating--what's not to love?

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Ben
0
Ben

He’s been impregnated with shrimp!

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Marty Ketola
0
Marty Ketola

Hopefully if it's shown, it's the Turkey Day version!

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Jess Burke
0
Jess Burke

breaker 1-9 for the big booty. we got a spam in the can and we'll see you on the big bouncearound. over!

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Jim Doppke
0
Jim Doppke

How's the shrimps? Freak

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32%
The Painted Hills

20

68%
Horrors of Spider Island WINNER

36

32%
The Painted Hills

20 Comments
Mike Aronow
3
Mike Aronow

"Oh Lassie, come out and PLAY-AY!!!"

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
3
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

This one doesn't get enough love.

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E. G. Lowe
2
E. G. Lowe

I've seen Spider Island enough. We need more episodes that get less play.

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Brian O'Connell
2
Brian O'Connell

This dog is going to have abs of steel!

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Ann Murray
2
Ann Murray

Actually have never seen this one before (a rarity) and would love to see it now. Love me some MST3K!!!

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MST3K
2
MST3K

Are you going to vote AGAINST LASSIE? Pssshhhht

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Amber Scaggs
1
Amber Scaggs

Because of Lassie.

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Michael Kilgore
1
Michael Kilgore

Pile-On Pete is my spirit guide

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Because why not?

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David Iacovino Sr.
0
David Iacovino Sr.

Underrated episode

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ThePeronah
0
ThePeronah

Can't stand Horrors of Spider Island.

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Charlie Hinz
0
Charlie Hinz

Pile-On Pete told me to

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Anthony Rios
0
Anthony Rios

One of my all time favorite riffs... "Are you a regular person, Mr. Pete?" "...I reckon I'm as irregular as they come!" EEEEEEEEEWWW!

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

This was one of Joel's favorite episodes.

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Honest Jonn
0
Honest Jonn

For Pile on Pete!

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jeff lingenfelter
0
jeff lingenfelter

Who knows what lies in the heart of dogs? "Heartworms".

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KozyTimeOnline
0
KozyTimeOnline

Yo uhave to have a tleast one bad western for turkey day

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68%
Horrors of Spider Island

36 Comments
John Matthew Mattie
1
John Matthew Mattie

It’s not “The Painted Hills”.

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Phyllis Lanza
1
Phyllis Lanza

No-brainer here. Just like the leading ladies. They make me so proud. We are women, hear us ... scream and whine and murmur. Now I know what to do if my plane ever crashes ♥️

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Catherine Arthur
1
Catherine Arthur

I find dog movies depressing or sad, so in the spirit of 2020, I vote for bizarre!

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Merri Hall Cross
1
Merri Hall Cross

Girls weren’t none too bright, neither was the hapless male, so made for lots of laughs 😂 oh the horror Oh, and keep your legs crossed 🤣

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Kimberly Heiser
1
Kimberly Heiser

What better way to celebrate thanksgiving than by watching a bunch of super models dance on an irradiated island with spiders?

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Michael Schiavo
1
Michael Schiavo

Gary! Gary? Gary! Gary! Gary? Gary!

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Michael Pullmann
1
Michael Pullmann

*crosses legs smarmily*

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BJ Nunamaker
0
BJ Nunamaker

Murmmer murmmer

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Eviliz
0
Eviliz

I love a good languid murmur.

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Andrew Hill
0
Andrew Hill

It is the lord your God, put a shirt on and tug your pants down a titch!

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Sean Garner
0
Sean Garner

Give black and white movies a chance.

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Rita Lyons
0
Rita Lyons

This one is such a silly (in a good way) movie, and top notch riffs. Plus, The Painted Hills wasn't "bad" enough and I find it kind of depressing with Lassie's owner dying like that.

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Great episode! It's got it all, guys turning into spiders, scantily clothed women, terrible dancing, crossing legs, everything!

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Jasmyn Nichelle Britton
0
Jasmyn Nichelle Britton

Because of giant spiders!!!

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

Come on, I'll pick "strippers cavorting on a monster-infested island" over "Lassie dicks around with some prospectors" any day of the week.

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Terry Lehman
0
Terry Lehman

THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND!!!

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

Just a streak of cruelty. My husband is extremely arachnophobic.

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Marc Hiland
0
Marc Hiland

Well, I'm going to have my body re-blocked tomorrow...

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Michael Lang
0
Michael Lang

There are more semi-naked ladies in this film than in The Painted Hills.

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Rebecca
0
Rebecca

I wanted to shout GARY! and writhe on my porch.

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David Rogers
0
David Rogers

::laughs creepily and crosses legs::

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Newt Calkins
0
Newt Calkins

C'mon. C'mon! COME ON!!!

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Sally Griffin
0
Sally Griffin

All that sexy murmuring!

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Tough choice on this one... but spiders have legs, and this producer likes legs....

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Brian Jay
0
Brian Jay

Mmm, check out my good stuff, Nature!

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Dan Wiencek
0
Dan Wiencek

NudeWrestlingGiantesses.com

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Chris CK Felix
0
Chris CK Felix

Honestly if Spider Island doesn't win, I will be deeply saddened over the course of Turkey Day

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Britt Whale
0
Britt Whale

"I'm going to have Babs mess you up!"

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Rick M
0
Rick M

Spiders and sexy music.

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brandylong
0
brandylong

The boy child voted for this one

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Max Suba
0
Max Suba

Love this movie. The riffs are great and the cast are hilarious

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MJ Krey
0
MJ Krey

I can't remember The Painted Hills

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