Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2022! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/24/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

32%
The Painted Hills

20

68%
Horrors of Spider Island WINNER

36

32%
The Painted Hills

20 Comments
Mike Aronow
3
Mike Aronow

"Oh Lassie, come out and PLAY-AY!!!"

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
3
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

This one doesn't get enough love.

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E. G. Lowe
2
E. G. Lowe

I've seen Spider Island enough. We need more episodes that get less play.

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Brian O'Connell
2
Brian O'Connell

This dog is going to have abs of steel!

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Ann Murray
2
Ann Murray

Actually have never seen this one before (a rarity) and would love to see it now. Love me some MST3K!!!

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MST3K
2
MST3K

Are you going to vote AGAINST LASSIE? Pssshhhht

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Michael Kilgore
1
Michael Kilgore

Pile-On Pete is my spirit guide

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ThePeronah
0
ThePeronah

Can't stand Horrors of Spider Island.

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Charlie Hinz
0
Charlie Hinz

Pile-On Pete told me to

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Anthony Rios
0
Anthony Rios

One of my all time favorite riffs... "Are you a regular person, Mr. Pete?" "...I reckon I'm as irregular as they come!" EEEEEEEEEWWW!

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

This was one of Joel's favorite episodes.

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jeff lingenfelter
0
jeff lingenfelter

Who knows what lies in the heart of dogs? "Heartworms".

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KozyTimeOnline
0
KozyTimeOnline

Yo uhave to have a tleast one bad western for turkey day

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68%
Horrors of Spider Island

36 Comments
John Matthew Mattie
1
John Matthew Mattie

It’s not “The Painted Hills”.

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Phyllis Lanza
1
Phyllis Lanza

No-brainer here. Just like the leading ladies. They make me so proud. We are women, hear us ... scream and whine and murmur. Now I know what to do if my plane ever crashes ♥️

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Catherine Arthur
1
Catherine Arthur

I find dog movies depressing or sad, so in the spirit of 2020, I vote for bizarre!

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Merri Hall Cross
1
Merri Hall Cross

Girls weren’t none too bright, neither was the hapless male, so made for lots of laughs 😂 oh the horror Oh, and keep your legs crossed 🤣

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Kimberly Heiser
1
Kimberly Heiser

What better way to celebrate thanksgiving than by watching a bunch of super models dance on an irradiated island with spiders?

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Michael Schiavo
1
Michael Schiavo

Gary! Gary? Gary! Gary! Gary? Gary!

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Michael Pullmann
1
Michael Pullmann

*crosses legs smarmily*

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Eviliz
0
Eviliz

I love a good languid murmur.

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Andrew Hill
0
Andrew Hill

It is the lord your God, put a shirt on and tug your pants down a titch!

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Sean Garner
0
Sean Garner

Give black and white movies a chance.

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Rita Lyons
0
Rita Lyons

This one is such a silly (in a good way) movie, and top notch riffs. Plus, The Painted Hills wasn't "bad" enough and I find it kind of depressing with Lassie's owner dying like that.

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Great episode! It's got it all, guys turning into spiders, scantily clothed women, terrible dancing, crossing legs, everything!

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Jasmyn Nichelle Britton
0
Jasmyn Nichelle Britton

Because of giant spiders!!!

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

Come on, I'll pick "strippers cavorting on a monster-infested island" over "Lassie dicks around with some prospectors" any day of the week.

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Terry Lehman
0
Terry Lehman

THE HORRORS OF SPIDER ISLAND!!!

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

Just a streak of cruelty. My husband is extremely arachnophobic.

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Marc Hiland
0
Marc Hiland

Well, I'm going to have my body re-blocked tomorrow...

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Michael Lang
0
Michael Lang

There are more semi-naked ladies in this film than in The Painted Hills.

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Rebecca
0
Rebecca

I wanted to shout GARY! and writhe on my porch.

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David Rogers
0
David Rogers

::laughs creepily and crosses legs::

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Newt Calkins
0
Newt Calkins

C'mon. C'mon! COME ON!!!

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Sally Griffin
0
Sally Griffin

All that sexy murmuring!

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Tough choice on this one... but spiders have legs, and this producer likes legs....

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Brian Jay
0
Brian Jay

Mmm, check out my good stuff, Nature!

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Dan Wiencek
0
Dan Wiencek

NudeWrestlingGiantesses.com

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Chris CK Felix
0
Chris CK Felix

Honestly if Spider Island doesn't win, I will be deeply saddened over the course of Turkey Day

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Britt Whale
0
Britt Whale

"I'm going to have Babs mess you up!"

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Rick M
0
Rick M

Spiders and sexy music.

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brandylong
0
brandylong

The boy child voted for this one

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Max Suba
0
Max Suba

Love this movie. The riffs are great and the cast are hilarious

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MJ Krey
0
MJ Krey

I can't remember The Painted Hills

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
2
🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
0
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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