Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2021! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/24/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

47%
Secret Agent Super Dragon

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53%
Night of the Blood Beast WINNER

30

47%
Secret Agent Super Dragon

23 Comments
jferrari
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jferrari

🎶 secret agent - 🎺 🎺! super dragon 🎺 🎺! 🎶

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

Because of its jazzy, groovy score: "Secret Agent!/Toot-t-o-o-o-o!/Super Dragon/Toot-t-o-o-o!"

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The Dark Face
The Dark Face

That's the only thing I remember from that one. AND it's the reason I voted it.

Marc Nottke
1
Marc Nottke

This is one of my all time favorites!

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Michael Pullmann
1
Michael Pullmann

I love all the Bond wannabes. There should be a Bond wannabe shared universe.

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j c
0
j c

All that's missing is Sean Connery's younger brother...

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Exotic locations like ... Amsterdam. Riveting plot devices like ... a vase auction. Intriguing mcguffins like ... gum. Likable characters like ... 🤔. And yet you CAN’T STOP WATCHING! 🤨😳😬🤪

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Eviliz
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Eviliz

"Secret agent Mary Kay"- said by me EVERY TIME I have seen a Mary Kay representative or car window sticker for 20+ years

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Erick Sands
0
Erick Sands

Secret Agent Bwam Bwah Super Dragon Bwam Bwah

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Tiffany Fricke
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Tiffany Fricke

I’m actually chiming in with all the folks who love the jazzy song. I just couldn’t get my “vote up” button to work.

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Secret Agent, Super Dragon

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Brian Walch
0
Brian Walch

"My table's a guy! My pen is a phone! I'm nuts!"

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Kimberly Heiser
0
Kimberly Heiser

Never seen this one either, willing to try new things.

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Gregory G Wied Jr
0
Gregory G Wied Jr

Secret agent...DOOT-DOOOOO. Super Dragon...DOOT-DOOOOO!

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Zach Jansen
0
Zach Jansen

Because now he's a fajita. And of course, the buffalo shot. But most importantly: Margaret Lee.

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KozyTimeOnline
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KozyTimeOnline

Secret agent...*BWAH BWAH* super dragon.... *BWAH BWAH*

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Secret Agent...*ba-BAH!* ...Super Dragon... *ba-BAH!*

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Much better episode in every way! Granted NotBB was shown twice & the 1st time had Thanksgiving themed host segments so that might be better for a Turkey Day marathon. We'll see how the vote goes.

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Chris CK Felix
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Chris CK Felix

Now this one is GENUINELY difficult! Either way, we'll be in good hands here!

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MST3K
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MST3K

The theme song reenactment alone is worth it.

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53%
Night of the Blood Beast

30 Comments
Justin Wingate
1
Justin Wingate

The Turkey Day episode version rules!

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Troy Thomas
1
Troy Thomas

It is THE Thanksgiving episode, I think that's all the justification I need.

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Myrrh Kingwell
1
Myrrh Kingwell

Once Upon a Honeymoon rules

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Ricardo Silkworth
1
Ricardo Silkworth

Blood beast love is love

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Merri Hall Cross
1
Merri Hall Cross

It’s the short that gets my vote! 😄

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Gus Webb
1
Gus Webb

Either it's the standard one or the one with the Turkey Day segments, this episode is classic. From the short on telephones (which is not explained AT ALL), to the ridiculous monster, and "...Steve?"

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Kevin Smith
1
Kevin Smith

A vote for Steve is a vote for fun!

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

Love "Secret Agent Super Dragon" but see it enough on Pluto.

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Eddie J Miller
0
Eddie J Miller

Steve? Not everyone is Steve!

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Bruce Turbeville
0
Bruce Turbeville

you are SUCH a Steve....

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Sean Moss
0
Sean Moss

Haven't seen it yet.

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Eduardo Hurst
0
Eduardo Hurst

Every riff was spot on, they were on fire in this episode probably in the top five funniest ever.

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Luis Reyes
0
Luis Reyes

The only bad movie I know that recycled a costume from another bad movie, Teenage Caveman.

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John Weisenreider
0
John Weisenreider

Because not everyone is named Steve!

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Rebecca
0
Rebecca

Ewwww, he's showing, Steve!

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Angela Martin
0
Angela Martin

I'm grown, and it made me jump and laugh.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Because of the short "Once upon a honeymoon"

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Rita Lyons
0
Rita Lyons

This was really a hard choice. I settled on NofBB in part for the short, but also for the Steves.

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

Night of the Steves, home phone decorating--what's not to love?

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Ben
0
Ben

He’s been impregnated with shrimp!

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Marty Ketola
0
Marty Ketola

Hopefully if it's shown, it's the Turkey Day version!

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Jess Burke
0
Jess Burke

breaker 1-9 for the big booty. we got a spam in the can and we'll see you on the big bouncearound. over!

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Jim Doppke
0
Jim Doppke

How's the shrimps? Freak

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
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Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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