Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2022! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/24/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

47%
Secret Agent Super Dragon

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53%
Night of the Blood Beast WINNER

30

47%
Secret Agent Super Dragon

22 Comments
jferrari
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jferrari

🎶 secret agent - 🎺 🎺! super dragon 🎺 🎺! 🎶

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

Because of its jazzy, groovy score: "Secret Agent!/Toot-t-o-o-o-o!/Super Dragon/Toot-t-o-o-o!"

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The Dark Face
The Dark Face

That's the only thing I remember from that one. AND it's the reason I voted it.

Marc Nottke
1
Marc Nottke

This is one of my all time favorites!

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Michael Pullmann
1
Michael Pullmann

I love all the Bond wannabes. There should be a Bond wannabe shared universe.

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j c
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j c

All that's missing is Sean Connery's younger brother...

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Exotic locations like ... Amsterdam. Riveting plot devices like ... a vase auction. Intriguing mcguffins like ... gum. Likable characters like ... 🤔. And yet you CAN’T STOP WATCHING! 🤨😳😬🤪

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Eviliz
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Eviliz

"Secret agent Mary Kay"- said by me EVERY TIME I have seen a Mary Kay representative or car window sticker for 20+ years

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Erick Sands
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Erick Sands

Secret Agent Bwam Bwah Super Dragon Bwam Bwah

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Tiffany Fricke
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Tiffany Fricke

I’m actually chiming in with all the folks who love the jazzy song. I just couldn’t get my “vote up” button to work.

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

Secret Agent, Super Dragon

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Brian Walch
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Brian Walch

"My table's a guy! My pen is a phone! I'm nuts!"

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Kimberly Heiser
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Kimberly Heiser

Never seen this one either, willing to try new things.

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Gregory G Wied Jr
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Gregory G Wied Jr

Secret agent...DOOT-DOOOOO. Super Dragon...DOOT-DOOOOO!

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Zach Jansen
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Zach Jansen

Because now he's a fajita. And of course, the buffalo shot. But most importantly: Margaret Lee.

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KozyTimeOnline
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KozyTimeOnline

Secret agent...*BWAH BWAH* super dragon.... *BWAH BWAH*

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

Secret Agent...*ba-BAH!* ...Super Dragon... *ba-BAH!*

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Corey Core Grundstein
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Corey Core Grundstein

Much better episode in every way! Granted NotBB was shown twice & the 1st time had Thanksgiving themed host segments so that might be better for a Turkey Day marathon. We'll see how the vote goes.

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Chris CK Felix
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Chris CK Felix

Now this one is GENUINELY difficult! Either way, we'll be in good hands here!

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MST3K
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MST3K

The theme song reenactment alone is worth it.

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53%
Night of the Blood Beast

30 Comments
Justin Wingate
1
Justin Wingate

The Turkey Day episode version rules!

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

It is THE Thanksgiving episode, I think that's all the justification I need.

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Myrrh Kingwell
1
Myrrh Kingwell

Once Upon a Honeymoon rules

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Ricardo Silkworth
1
Ricardo Silkworth

Blood beast love is love

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Merri Hall Cross
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Merri Hall Cross

It’s the short that gets my vote! 😄

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Gus Webb
1
Gus Webb

Either it's the standard one or the one with the Turkey Day segments, this episode is classic. From the short on telephones (which is not explained AT ALL), to the ridiculous monster, and "...Steve?"

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Kevin Smith
1
Kevin Smith

A vote for Steve is a vote for fun!

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

Love "Secret Agent Super Dragon" but see it enough on Pluto.

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Eddie J Miller
0
Eddie J Miller

Steve? Not everyone is Steve!

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Bruce Turbeville
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Bruce Turbeville

you are SUCH a Steve....

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Sean Moss
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Sean Moss

Haven't seen it yet.

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Eduardo Hurst
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Eduardo Hurst

Every riff was spot on, they were on fire in this episode probably in the top five funniest ever.

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Luis Reyes
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Luis Reyes

The only bad movie I know that recycled a costume from another bad movie, Teenage Caveman.

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John Weisenreider
0
John Weisenreider

Because not everyone is named Steve!

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Rebecca
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Rebecca

Ewwww, he's showing, Steve!

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Angela Martin
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Angela Martin

I'm grown, and it made me jump and laugh.

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

Because of the short "Once upon a honeymoon"

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Rita Lyons
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Rita Lyons

This was really a hard choice. I settled on NofBB in part for the short, but also for the Steves.

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

Night of the Steves, home phone decorating--what's not to love?

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Ben
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Ben

He’s been impregnated with shrimp!

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Marty Ketola
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Marty Ketola

Hopefully if it's shown, it's the Turkey Day version!

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Jess Burke
0
Jess Burke

breaker 1-9 for the big booty. we got a spam in the can and we'll see you on the big bouncearound. over!

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Jim Doppke
0
Jim Doppke

How's the shrimps? Freak

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
2
🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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