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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/29/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

63%
Eegah WINNER

41

37%
Hercules

23

63%
Eegah

41 Comments
Jackson Munden
3
Jackson Munden

Watch out for Snakes!

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Amber Scaggs
2
Amber Scaggs

Eegah Eegah bonked on head.

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Mike Aronow
2
Mike Aronow

"Watch out for snakes?" Sure. But. also: "Stemlow!"

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Jess Burke
1
Jess Burke

BONK BONK ON THE HEAD

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ThePeronah
1
ThePeronah

Always watch out for snakes.

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John Salim Aridi
1
John Salim Aridi

How am I meant to watch out for snakes in a Hercules flick!?

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John Harris
1
John Harris

Eegah has become kind of iconic, while this isn't even one of the better Hercules episodes (Unchained, Captive Women, Moon Men).

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Jacob Harris
0
Jacob Harris

Watch out for snakes!

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Mark Burger
0
Mark Burger

I voted against Eegah before... but I hope my sins may be forgiven. Let's get on with it and watch out for some snakes.

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Bruce Jerkwater
0
Bruce Jerkwater

Hercules might have been able to defeat Madusa but the ugly kid in Eegah! Is worse than anything from Greek mythology. Not only will his face turn you to stone but his singing will make your head pop!

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Naggle Toof
0
Naggle Toof

Watch out for snakes.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I have a signed picture of Arch Hall Jr.

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Jason Russell
0
Jason Russell

Sorry....you know, the face and all...

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Any movie with Arch Hall Jr's rubbery face. ROXY!!

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Davey The Rapture Cat TV
0
Davey The Rapture Cat TV

I love the beautiful ending of EEGAH I am EAGER (EAGAH) to watch EEGAH with everyone x33

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Clifford Tunnell
0
Clifford Tunnell

Who can resist the dulcet tones of Arch Hall Jr.?

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Mostly because the Herc has been on SO often, and I've only seen Eegah a couple times.

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Brian Walch
0
Brian Walch

"Harriet, the cattle are xmoking again!"

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Jody Stone
0
Jody Stone

It's swell for destroying fragile echo systems. Watch!

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Elbert Lim
0
Elbert Lim

Arch Hall Jr.'s "acting" made this the perfect movie for riffing.

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James Haile
0
James Haile

It is the funnier episode, the singing, bonk bonk on the head, and watch out for snakes.

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

Never really cared much for the Hercules episodes

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Dan Connor
0
Dan Connor

I love the intro, and the "watch out for snakes" is the stuff of legend.

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Eegah, chakka, eegah, eegah, eegah, chakka, eegah, eegah (Repeat)

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

Not a huge fan of the Hercules movies I'll be honest.

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

Even though this particular episode is one of the better Hercules episodes, none of them are favorites of mine. Plus, how can you turn down any movie with Richard Kiel?

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Michael Kilgore
0
Michael Kilgore

How the heck did Hercules earn a bye?

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Ben Murphy
0
Ben Murphy

Hercules has never and will never have a dune buggy scene

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Jon Attema
0
Jon Attema

Iconic lines, terrible music and a bonefide celebrity make this a favorite!

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jason.davidson@comcast.net
0
jason.davidson@comcast.net

I'll vote for the mummy family in a cave everytime.

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

Honk if you love Eegah!!!

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37%
Hercules

23 Comments
Marc Nottke
2
Marc Nottke

All we are saying ... is give Herc a chance ....

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john steen
1
john steen

It's my piece of meat, I'll bite it where I want to!

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Andrew Brandt
1
Andrew Brandt

Is this the Herc where he punches the bear into space? Because that was a truly unexpected moment that had me wheezing. Even if not lets get some oily flex this Thanksgiving!

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Paul Smith
1
Paul Smith

Hercules may not be fancy like that Archie Junior, but does Mr Dune Buggy have his own theme song? (https://youtu.be/laoBvt9CcQo) I don’t think so. Besides, Steve Reeves, ‘miright?

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Donald Bachlott
1
Donald Bachlott

Loved this one and you don't see it often.

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Wes Saylors
1
Wes Saylors

I remember watching this episode in the 90s and laughing so hard I went into a fugue state, followed by a stint on my fainting couch. This one is for the ages.

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Tiffany Fricke
1
Tiffany Fricke

Confession: I don’t know which of the Hercules-ez we’re talking about. But I’m confident that each

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Kenneth E. Morgan
1
Kenneth E. Morgan

It's a very close vote, but "Hercules" is the more enjoyable movie.

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Ben
1
Ben

Here’s to hoping Hercules throws out Eeagh!

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Sitting Duck
1
Sitting Duck

Because it's a big, brawny, hairy, glistening, two-fisted, manly day!

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Michael Bailey
1
Michael Bailey

The Hercules movies were my MST3K gateway, so I have a soft spot for them.

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Myrrh Kingwell
1
Myrrh Kingwell

It's just bursting with Steve Reeveness!

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Todd Divel
1
Todd Divel

please please please Hercules!!!! weve seen eeegaahhh enough.

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brandylong
1
brandylong

I love the eegah episodes but...it's hercules!

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Joe Nevarez
1
Joe Nevarez

I'm so sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open

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Chuck Campbell
1
Chuck Campbell

I like the Eegah episode, but we need some sun-and-sandal action this Thanksgiving. Plus, this movie is 100% Arch Hall, Jr. free.

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Phyllis Lanza
1
Phyllis Lanza

Hercules! Hercules! And who could forget Gypsy's solo on the lyre! My eardrums bleed with joy.

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Gregory Lannom
1
Gregory Lannom

Voting Herc because just personally I've seen Eegah so many times, I'm sick of it.

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Jessi Mellenthin
0
Jessi Mellenthin

I love a Hercules movie

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Because we've seen Eegah in Turkey Day Marathons in the last few years. I'm trying to changes it up.

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

Hercules go good good with gravy

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Rita Lyons
0
Rita Lyons

The Hercules experiments are all among my favorites. I like Eegah and "Watch out for snakes!", but I'm not in the mood for the creepy daughter shaves dad scene.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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