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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/29/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

63%
Eegah WINNER

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37%
Hercules

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63%
Eegah

41 Comments
Jackson Munden
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Jackson Munden

Watch out for Snakes!

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Amber Scaggs
2
Amber Scaggs

Eegah Eegah bonked on head.

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Mike Aronow
2
Mike Aronow

"Watch out for snakes?" Sure. But. also: "Stemlow!"

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Jess Burke
1
Jess Burke

BONK BONK ON THE HEAD

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ThePeronah
1
ThePeronah

Always watch out for snakes.

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John Salim Aridi
1
John Salim Aridi

How am I meant to watch out for snakes in a Hercules flick!?

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John Harris
1
John Harris

Eegah has become kind of iconic, while this isn't even one of the better Hercules episodes (Unchained, Captive Women, Moon Men).

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Jacob Harris
0
Jacob Harris

Watch out for snakes!

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Mark Burger
0
Mark Burger

I voted against Eegah before... but I hope my sins may be forgiven. Let's get on with it and watch out for some snakes.

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Bruce Jerkwater
0
Bruce Jerkwater

Hercules might have been able to defeat Madusa but the ugly kid in Eegah! Is worse than anything from Greek mythology. Not only will his face turn you to stone but his singing will make your head pop!

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Naggle Toof
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Naggle Toof

Watch out for snakes.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I have a signed picture of Arch Hall Jr.

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Jason Russell
0
Jason Russell

Sorry....you know, the face and all...

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Any movie with Arch Hall Jr's rubbery face. ROXY!!

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Davey The Rapture Cat TV
0
Davey The Rapture Cat TV

I love the beautiful ending of EEGAH I am EAGER (EAGAH) to watch EEGAH with everyone x33

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Clifford Tunnell
0
Clifford Tunnell

Who can resist the dulcet tones of Arch Hall Jr.?

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Mostly because the Herc has been on SO often, and I've only seen Eegah a couple times.

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Brian Walch
0
Brian Walch

"Harriet, the cattle are xmoking again!"

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Jody Stone
0
Jody Stone

It's swell for destroying fragile echo systems. Watch!

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Elbert Lim
0
Elbert Lim

Arch Hall Jr.'s "acting" made this the perfect movie for riffing.

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James Haile
0
James Haile

It is the funnier episode, the singing, bonk bonk on the head, and watch out for snakes.

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

Never really cared much for the Hercules episodes

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Dan Connor
0
Dan Connor

I love the intro, and the "watch out for snakes" is the stuff of legend.

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Eegah, chakka, eegah, eegah, eegah, chakka, eegah, eegah (Repeat)

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Michael Schiavo
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Michael Schiavo

Not a huge fan of the Hercules movies I'll be honest.

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

Even though this particular episode is one of the better Hercules episodes, none of them are favorites of mine. Plus, how can you turn down any movie with Richard Kiel?

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Michael Kilgore
0
Michael Kilgore

How the heck did Hercules earn a bye?

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Ben Murphy
0
Ben Murphy

Hercules has never and will never have a dune buggy scene

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Jon Attema
0
Jon Attema

Iconic lines, terrible music and a bonefide celebrity make this a favorite!

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jason.davidson@comcast.net
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jason.davidson@comcast.net

I'll vote for the mummy family in a cave everytime.

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

Honk if you love Eegah!!!

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37%
Hercules

23 Comments
Marc Nottke
2
Marc Nottke

All we are saying ... is give Herc a chance ....

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john steen
1
john steen

It's my piece of meat, I'll bite it where I want to!

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Andrew Brandt
1
Andrew Brandt

Is this the Herc where he punches the bear into space? Because that was a truly unexpected moment that had me wheezing. Even if not lets get some oily flex this Thanksgiving!

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Paul Smith
1
Paul Smith

Hercules may not be fancy like that Archie Junior, but does Mr Dune Buggy have his own theme song? (https://youtu.be/laoBvt9CcQo) I don’t think so. Besides, Steve Reeves, ‘miright?

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Donald Bachlott
1
Donald Bachlott

Loved this one and you don't see it often.

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Wes Saylors
1
Wes Saylors

I remember watching this episode in the 90s and laughing so hard I went into a fugue state, followed by a stint on my fainting couch. This one is for the ages.

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Tiffany Fricke
1
Tiffany Fricke

Confession: I don’t know which of the Hercules-ez we’re talking about. But I’m confident that each

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Kenneth E. Morgan
1
Kenneth E. Morgan

It's a very close vote, but "Hercules" is the more enjoyable movie.

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Ben
1
Ben

Here’s to hoping Hercules throws out Eeagh!

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Sitting Duck
1
Sitting Duck

Because it's a big, brawny, hairy, glistening, two-fisted, manly day!

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Michael Bailey
1
Michael Bailey

The Hercules movies were my MST3K gateway, so I have a soft spot for them.

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Myrrh Kingwell
1
Myrrh Kingwell

It's just bursting with Steve Reeveness!

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Todd Divel
1
Todd Divel

please please please Hercules!!!! weve seen eeegaahhh enough.

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brandylong
1
brandylong

I love the eegah episodes but...it's hercules!

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Joe Nevarez
1
Joe Nevarez

I'm so sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open

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Chuck Campbell
1
Chuck Campbell

I like the Eegah episode, but we need some sun-and-sandal action this Thanksgiving. Plus, this movie is 100% Arch Hall, Jr. free.

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Phyllis Lanza
1
Phyllis Lanza

Hercules! Hercules! And who could forget Gypsy's solo on the lyre! My eardrums bleed with joy.

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Gregory Lannom
1
Gregory Lannom

Voting Herc because just personally I've seen Eegah so many times, I'm sick of it.

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Jessi Mellenthin
0
Jessi Mellenthin

I love a Hercules movie

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Because we've seen Eegah in Turkey Day Marathons in the last few years. I'm trying to changes it up.

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

Hercules go good good with gravy

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Rita Lyons
0
Rita Lyons

The Hercules experiments are all among my favorites. I like Eegah and "Watch out for snakes!", but I'm not in the mood for the creepy daughter shaves dad scene.

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Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

The Big Head

11

Johnny Longtorso

11

The Big Head

11 Comments
Jim Hanson
3
Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM
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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

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Arlene Harris
1
Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

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James Scoggin
1
James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

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Aaron Bellante
0
Aaron Bellante

It's funny. Cause its...bigger than a normal sized head.

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Ben
0
Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

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Michael Kilgore
0
Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

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Johnny Longtorso

11 Comments
Russell Boyer
1
Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

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Kirsty The Hermit
1
Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

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wthvideoproduction
0
wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

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Bussho Lahn
0
Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

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Claire Jumper
0
Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

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Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Mitchell

10

Rowsdower

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Mitchell

10 Comments
Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.

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Jeff Rohr
0
Jeff Rohr

I'm pretty sure this is Jack Black.

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Two words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...

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Vega$ Chicken
0
Vega$ Chicken

From a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.

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Doc Gregory
0
Doc Gregory

It's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.

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Gordon Rhys
0
Gordon Rhys

He'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.

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Dee Schendel
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Dee Schendel

I think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.

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Wes Pledger
0
Wes Pledger

Mitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!

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Brian John Davidson
0
Brian John Davidson

It would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
0
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

My, my, my, my house guest.

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Rowsdower

32 Comments
Vern Pike
3
Vern Pike

Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?

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Ben
2
Ben

Denim, mullet, beer and a sidekick . Yeah this guy was built to save us all and the world!

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Marion Nanette Holmes
2
Marion Nanette Holmes

They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.

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Opia R. Castle
2
Opia R. Castle

Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.

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Andrew Brandt
1
Andrew Brandt

Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!

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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist
1
4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist

Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!

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Justin Wingate
1
Justin Wingate

Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.

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M Doyle
1
M Doyle

I want to find out if there’s beer on the sun. Rowsdower will get me there.

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Noble Lashley
1
Noble Lashley

I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

He'll get us that beer on the sun.

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sean grady
0
sean grady

We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂

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Josh Brown
0
Josh Brown

Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.

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NealyPlum Gamer
0
NealyPlum Gamer

I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote

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Graham Connor
0
Graham Connor

Excuse me...I’m Canadian!

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Brock Barber
0
Brock Barber

Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?

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Aaron Noble
0
Aaron Noble

Maaan, I basically AM Rowsdower.

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Rick Halm
0
Rick Halm

Rowsdower will only drink my beer and pass out. Mitchell will shoot me.

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David Schmidt
0
David Schmidt

Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...

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Newt Calkins
0
Newt Calkins

Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
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M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.

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Kerrin Dworkowski
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Kerrin Dworkowski

We could talk about beer on the sun!

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John Arminio
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John Arminio

I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.

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Zachariah Mason
0
Zachariah Mason

Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!

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CaptEoNinja83
0
CaptEoNinja83

My family and I LOVE this man!

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Andrew Thomas
0
Andrew Thomas

He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.

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MST3K
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MST3K

Cult stories > cop stories

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