Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2022! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/29/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

63%
Eegah WINNER

41

37%
Hercules

23

63%
Eegah

41 Comments
Jackson Munden
3
Jackson Munden

Watch out for Snakes!

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Amber Scaggs
2
Amber Scaggs

Eegah Eegah bonked on head.

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Mike Aronow
2
Mike Aronow

"Watch out for snakes?" Sure. But. also: "Stemlow!"

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Jess Burke
1
Jess Burke

BONK BONK ON THE HEAD

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ThePeronah
1
ThePeronah

Always watch out for snakes.

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John Salim Aridi
1
John Salim Aridi

How am I meant to watch out for snakes in a Hercules flick!?

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John Harris
1
John Harris

Eegah has become kind of iconic, while this isn't even one of the better Hercules episodes (Unchained, Captive Women, Moon Men).

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Jacob Harris
0
Jacob Harris

Watch out for snakes!

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Mark Burger
0
Mark Burger

I voted against Eegah before... but I hope my sins may be forgiven. Let's get on with it and watch out for some snakes.

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Bruce Jerkwater
0
Bruce Jerkwater

Hercules might have been able to defeat Madusa but the ugly kid in Eegah! Is worse than anything from Greek mythology. Not only will his face turn you to stone but his singing will make your head pop!

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Naggle Toof
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Naggle Toof

Watch out for snakes.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I have a signed picture of Arch Hall Jr.

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Jason Russell
0
Jason Russell

Sorry....you know, the face and all...

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Any movie with Arch Hall Jr's rubbery face. ROXY!!

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Davey The Rapture Cat TV
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Davey The Rapture Cat TV

I love the beautiful ending of EEGAH I am EAGER (EAGAH) to watch EEGAH with everyone x33

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Clifford Tunnell
0
Clifford Tunnell

Who can resist the dulcet tones of Arch Hall Jr.?

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Mostly because the Herc has been on SO often, and I've only seen Eegah a couple times.

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Brian Walch
0
Brian Walch

"Harriet, the cattle are xmoking again!"

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Jody Stone
0
Jody Stone

It's swell for destroying fragile echo systems. Watch!

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Elbert Lim
0
Elbert Lim

Arch Hall Jr.'s "acting" made this the perfect movie for riffing.

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James Haile
0
James Haile

It is the funnier episode, the singing, bonk bonk on the head, and watch out for snakes.

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

Never really cared much for the Hercules episodes

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Dan Connor
0
Dan Connor

I love the intro, and the "watch out for snakes" is the stuff of legend.

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Eegah, chakka, eegah, eegah, eegah, chakka, eegah, eegah (Repeat)

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

Not a huge fan of the Hercules movies I'll be honest.

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

Even though this particular episode is one of the better Hercules episodes, none of them are favorites of mine. Plus, how can you turn down any movie with Richard Kiel?

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Michael Kilgore
0
Michael Kilgore

How the heck did Hercules earn a bye?

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Ben Murphy
0
Ben Murphy

Hercules has never and will never have a dune buggy scene

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Jon Attema
0
Jon Attema

Iconic lines, terrible music and a bonefide celebrity make this a favorite!

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jason.davidson@comcast.net
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jason.davidson@comcast.net

I'll vote for the mummy family in a cave everytime.

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

Honk if you love Eegah!!!

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37%
Hercules

23 Comments
Marc Nottke
2
Marc Nottke

All we are saying ... is give Herc a chance ....

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john steen
1
john steen

It's my piece of meat, I'll bite it where I want to!

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Andrew Brandt
1
Andrew Brandt

Is this the Herc where he punches the bear into space? Because that was a truly unexpected moment that had me wheezing. Even if not lets get some oily flex this Thanksgiving!

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Paul Smith
1
Paul Smith

Hercules may not be fancy like that Archie Junior, but does Mr Dune Buggy have his own theme song? (https://youtu.be/laoBvt9CcQo) I don’t think so. Besides, Steve Reeves, ‘miright?

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Donald Bachlott
1
Donald Bachlott

Loved this one and you don't see it often.

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Wes Saylors
1
Wes Saylors

I remember watching this episode in the 90s and laughing so hard I went into a fugue state, followed by a stint on my fainting couch. This one is for the ages.

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Tiffany Fricke
1
Tiffany Fricke

Confession: I don’t know which of the Hercules-ez we’re talking about. But I’m confident that each

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Kenneth E. Morgan
1
Kenneth E. Morgan

It's a very close vote, but "Hercules" is the more enjoyable movie.

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Ben
1
Ben

Here’s to hoping Hercules throws out Eeagh!

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Sitting Duck
1
Sitting Duck

Because it's a big, brawny, hairy, glistening, two-fisted, manly day!

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Michael Bailey
1
Michael Bailey

The Hercules movies were my MST3K gateway, so I have a soft spot for them.

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Myrrh Kingwell
1
Myrrh Kingwell

It's just bursting with Steve Reeveness!

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Todd Divel
1
Todd Divel

please please please Hercules!!!! weve seen eeegaahhh enough.

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brandylong
1
brandylong

I love the eegah episodes but...it's hercules!

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Joe Nevarez
1
Joe Nevarez

I'm so sleepy I can barely keep my eyes open

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Chuck Campbell
1
Chuck Campbell

I like the Eegah episode, but we need some sun-and-sandal action this Thanksgiving. Plus, this movie is 100% Arch Hall, Jr. free.

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Phyllis Lanza
1
Phyllis Lanza

Hercules! Hercules! And who could forget Gypsy's solo on the lyre! My eardrums bleed with joy.

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Gregory Lannom
1
Gregory Lannom

Voting Herc because just personally I've seen Eegah so many times, I'm sick of it.

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Jessi Mellenthin
0
Jessi Mellenthin

I love a Hercules movie

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Because we've seen Eegah in Turkey Day Marathons in the last few years. I'm trying to changes it up.

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

Hercules go good good with gravy

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Rita Lyons
0
Rita Lyons

The Hercules experiments are all among my favorites. I like Eegah and "Watch out for snakes!", but I'm not in the mood for the creepy daughter shaves dad scene.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
2
🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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