Mst3k SquareOffs

36%
The Rebel Set

20

64%
The Sinister Urge WINNER

32

36%
The Rebel Set

19 Comments
Mike Aronow
4
Mike Aronow

Who is Merritt Stone?!?!?

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Hilary Aronow
2
Hilary Aronow

Johnny at the Fair is one of my favorite shorts with some of the most hilariously dark riffs: “Johnny feels dark hands pressing him onward. The voices in his head start to get meaner.”

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Gregory Strain
2
Gregory Strain

I voted for this one for the kicks

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Bill Price
0
Bill Price

This is my all time favorite episode, so I would love to see it on the marathon.

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Honest Jonn
0
Honest Jonn

It's a classic!

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Chuck Jaeger
0
Chuck Jaeger

"A rose, by any other name, would still have thorns." "Uhh, I think you're misquoting there."

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Love both of them, but just watched The Sinister Urge, which I love! Gotta think of the kicks!

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Merri Hall Cross
0
Merri Hall Cross

Tough choice but I chose this for the short

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

I find myself voting more for the Joel episodes. I don't know why. But I do like the Mike ones.

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Jill r
0
Jill r

This is great movie. But it also comes with one of my favorite shirts of all time, "Johnny at the fair"😆

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Sinister will win, it’s Ed Wood. IMO this is the better ep. The short’s funnier, the movie’s watchable and has a plot, the riffs are on point. But hey, Ed Wood and all. I am bugged!

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Duval Guerino
0
Duval Guerino

Johnny at the Fair was quite hilarious.

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Brian Walch
0
Brian Walch

One time after watching this episode, I became curious enough to try looking up Merritt Stone on IMDb. I was barely able to find anything about him O_o

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Kimberly Heiser
0
Kimberly Heiser

I haven’t seen either of these episodes, but of the two I would rather see Rebel Set. Sinister Urges sounds like the movie Touch of Satan ripped off and remade.

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

Both episodes are examples of the short tail wagging the movie dog, but I remember the riffing keeping up somewhat during Rebel Set as opposed to Sinister Urge.

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Bruce Turbeville
0
Bruce Turbeville

Joe hits Johnny up for fifteen cents due to tax problems.

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Michael Kilgore
0
Michael Kilgore

Johnny at the Fair rules!

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

I saw this the least recently.

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64%
The Sinister Urge

32 Comments
Jackson Munden
4
Jackson Munden

Pinking Shears!

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Kevin Smith
3
Kevin Smith

I Brake For Ed Wood! 💙🙌

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Troy LeMoine
2
Troy LeMoine

Ed Wood is Ed GOOD for riffin'!

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Laura Moore
2
Laura Moore

Another Ed Wood masterpiece!

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j c
0
j c

What's not to love about an Ed Wood classic?

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Rita Lyons
0
Rita Lyons

For the Clean and Neat short. It is my favorite of the two shorts. I'm not really a big fan of either ot the experiments' movies. They are ok, but their shorts are better.

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

DON'T TOUCH THE BOOZE!!

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Tanya Torrance
0
Tanya Torrance

Because Ed Wood

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Rick M
0
Rick M

Never seen this one but it sound pretty good.

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Rebecca
0
Rebecca

Operator! Operator!

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Brian Edsell
0
Brian Edsell

Have never seen but anything with Ed Wood and a killer short is a-ok with me.

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

One word: Ed Wood. Two words.

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Gwen Petersen
0
Gwen Petersen

One reason: Ed Wood

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Kelly Luck
0
Kelly Luck

Ed Wood (what better directors woodn't)

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Ed Wood. No bet!

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DataAngel Nine
0
DataAngel Nine

There is no loser in this match-up. Both are amazing

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Eviliz
0
Eviliz

It introduced me to the thrilling sport of long-distance cross country slip racing.

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Dee Schendel
0
Dee Schendel

Ed Wood at his finest!

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Todd Divel
0
Todd Divel

Are you kidding me? BOTH OF THEM PLEASE!!!!

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

Eager to see this one. Didn't know until I looked this one up that it was directed by Ed Wood. Love the Bride Of The Monster episode.

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Dave Kochler
0
Dave Kochler

You can't go wrong with an Ed Wood movie

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ChewsOn TinFoil
0
ChewsOn TinFoil

I just like the movie lol

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

You make it so hard! But Ed Wood trumps just about anything. Just about. Not going to tell you what trumps Ed Wood. Yet.

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Harry Sherman
0
Harry Sherman

Some of Ed Wood's "best" work.

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jeff lingenfelter
0
jeff lingenfelter

Toughest one yet for me, but Sinister by two nostrils.

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Tim Delaney
0
Tim Delaney

The weird mob lady, mostly. But boy, both of these movies are so depressing. You feel bad for both the characters and the film workers.

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

This is a tough call, but I think this is the best of the Ed Wood episodes (thanks to its bizarre take on the "smut picture" racket). That being said, I think "Johnny at the Fair" a funnier short.

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63%
Pod People WINNER

94

37%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

58

63%
Pod People

92 Comments
Tim Livingston
4
Tim Livingston

CHIEF. MCCLOUD.

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Bruce Turbeville
2
Bruce Turbeville

featuring music by your little brother's Casio...!

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Russell Boyer
1
Russell Boyer

It stinks. 👌

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Jonathan French
1
Jonathan French

Trumpy made me do it.

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Diana Psotka
1
Diana Psotka

It's just so bizarre, I can't put it into words. But I love it like I love little winged potatoes.

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Joel McMurray
1
Joel McMurray

I'm a big fan of potatoes.

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Neighborsans
1
Neighborsans

I need some smucker's raspberry jam

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Robert Webster Caldwell
Robert Webster Caldwell

You see with a name like Smuckers, you know it’s good

Mike Aronow
1
Mike Aronow

These are such good matchups. Two of my all-time favorites. However...how can you possibly top an episode with TWO of the most iconic MST3K songs: Idiot Control Now and Clown in the Sky?

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MST3K
MST3K

I hurt myself with this particular pair-up, trust me. I love both but Pod People takes it for me too.

j c
0
j c

First MST video tape I rented fron Blockbuster!

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Robert Greene
0
Robert Greene

Funny comments during the movie made for a great time.

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Joe Musgrove
0
Joe Musgrove

👌 It stinks!

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The Dark Face
0
The Dark Face

'Cause Trumpy can do stupid things!

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

Idiot control now!

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Vicky Linderholm
0
Vicky Linderholm

Why wouldn’t I?

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Jill r
0
Jill r

One the best episodes of all time!!! And probably one of the most quotable episodes w/ such great lines of all time!!! No matter how many times I watch it, it's still funny!!! Chief, McCloud." 😆❤👌

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Tim Anderson
0
Tim Anderson

Parts is great but Pod People is something I still quote with friends.

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Duval Guerino
0
Duval Guerino

Pod People was the first MST3K tape I owned, and is still one of the best episodes of MST3K of all time!

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Mike Podruchny
0
Mike Podruchny

Always a classic favorite and also a family nickname.

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Rebecca
0
Rebecca

The only Trump-y I care to see again.

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Joseph Kuczenski
0
Joseph Kuczenski

Because "It Stinks!"

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John Detlie
0
John Detlie

Because it stinks! 👌

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Snow
0
Snow

Little potatoes

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Arthur Bassett
0
Arthur Bassett

"Steady as she goes were flying over trout. Sack of monkeys in my pocket, my sisters ready to go.

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John Matthew Mattie
0
John Matthew Mattie

The only Trump I like.

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Too Much Scrolling
0
Too Much Scrolling

Perhaps the PERFECT example of what MST3K can do. iconic

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

They got hairy hands and bright blue eyes And they walk around whacking RenFest guys They got lengthy noses with which they use to eat They lobotomize anyone they try to greet

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Good, he's the best...

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Pod People was the very first episode I watched on late night TV. I knew I had found something awesome, so my #1 will always be Pod People. Wing-ed potatoes!

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I'm so stupid. The "Clown in the Sky" song moves me.

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Mike Welker
0
Mike Welker

Tough one but the quirky Canadian woodsy drama is just so odd- and frankly, HUZZAH!

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Troy LeMoine
0
Troy LeMoine

The angel voiced young boy in this always cracks me up. "You can do magic, Trumpy!?" "It's called *Evil* kid"

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Joshua Keene
0
Joshua Keene

Trumpy, you can do stupid things!

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John Harris
0
John Harris

Both of these are great episodes, but Pod People is iconic. Can't we have both though?

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Honest Jonn
0
Honest Jonn

Because Trumpy can do magic things!

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Britt Whale
0
Britt Whale

"Trumpy, you can do stupid things!"

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ktfergus
0
ktfergus

Damn. One of my fave joel episodes vs. one of my fave mike episodes. Its a sophies choice moment

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Hawk
0
Hawk

It stinks!

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Gary Cahall
0
Gary Cahall

Because after this year's election campaigning is mercifully over, it will be nice on Thanksgiving to watch a "Trumpy" that I like.

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Matt Watson
0
Matt Watson

👌 it stinks

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Greg Method
0
Greg Method

Tough choice, but "Pod People" is just too iconic.

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Benjamin Hom
0
Benjamin Hom

It's not about pods. It's not about people. It's all about pain.

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Matt Kelly
0
Matt Kelly

It's the first one I watched!

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Terry Lehman
0
Terry Lehman

Little potatoes?

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Marc Nottke
0
Marc Nottke

Chief? McCloud!

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Beef-Squatch Berenstain Bear
0
Beef-Squatch Berenstain Bear

Trumpy you can do stupid things.

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Ricardo Silkworth
0
Ricardo Silkworth

Because Trumpy can do stupid magic duh

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Denise L
0
Denise L

Pod People 4 Ever

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Josh L
0
Josh L

This one was DIFFICULT. I like them both. But 1) Chief? McCloud??, 2) Trumpy does stupid things! 3) I voted a Mike ep the last two times. But I do love me some Peter Graves, and his time at UM

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Donovan Wesner
0
Donovan Wesner

It has nothing to do with pods. It has nothing to do with people. It has everything to do with hurting.

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Robert Webster Caldwell
0
Robert Webster Caldwell

Little winged potatoes

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Joe Nevarez
0
Joe Nevarez

Trumpy you can do stupid things

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Chris Tari
0
Chris Tari

Because IT STINKS!

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

I feel like I should be the better fan and bring attention to a quite underrated episode like Clonus, but come on! Clonus isn't a super obscure episode anyhow, it doesn't need more eyes drawn to it.

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Mikey Elms
0
Mikey Elms

Parts is a snoozefest.

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ThePeronah
0
ThePeronah

It's great seeing the President in this early role.

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Steven Otte
0
Steven Otte

Trumpy! You can do stupid things!

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Clayton Trotz
0
Clayton Trotz

Hearts of Space jokes always win it for me.

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Andrew Brandt
0
Andrew Brandt

Feels like playing it safe, but can't vote against Trumpy....wait, don't read into that.

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Diane Marie Lilleg
0
Diane Marie Lilleg

One of my son's and my favorites!

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Merri Hall Cross
0
Merri Hall Cross

Ooo this was hard as I enjoy them both but this one? Well, IT STINKS!

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

Because it stinks!

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

The riffing is hilarious. And the classic "👌🏻It stinks" bit. And host segments are great.

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Newt Calkins
0
Newt Calkins

Though I'm a Mike guy, Pod People is classic Joel goodness. "It stinks!"

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🌊harasan
0
🌊harasan

"Trumpy, you can do stupid things." is exactly what we need right now.

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Marian Luther
0
Marian Luther

My daughter told me to.

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Joseph Klemm
0
Joseph Klemm

Trumpy, you can do stupid things!

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Gregory Strain
0
Gregory Strain

Honestly I just love this movie, it's just so weird and the episode has some great host segments because of it.

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Tina Coughlin
0
Tina Coughlin

Because it stinks! 👌🏻

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37%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

58 Comments
Erin Grooms
5
Erin Grooms

I'm tired of seeing trumpy do stupid things.

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Pinstar
3
Pinstar

Fantastic, but often slept-on, Mike-Era episode. The "Unethical organization for the benefit of rich people" motif of the movie might be a bit more relevant to the world today too. Plus Dr. Mario.

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Nick Coffin
2
Nick Coffin

Don't you want to go to A M E R I C A ?

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Brock
2
Brock

Hi, I'm Peter Graves with Biography

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Ben
2
Ben

Clones, puffy hat guys, old man acting, terry cloth clothes. Going to America...Today...and blink....This is so much better than The Island movie :)

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Diana White Smith
2
Diana White Smith

Love Pod People, but have seen it a bajillion times!

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Kenneth E. Morgan
2
Kenneth E. Morgan

Both have great riffing, but "Pod People" is far too slow of a movie.

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Dave M Gray
2
Dave M Gray

Parts is a good episode that doesn't get nearly the attention of Pod People, which is still endlessly referenced and winked at in the community.

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Amanda Walczesky Danielson
2
Amanda Walczesky Danielson

I found a thing in the river that said something about Milwaukee and now I'm a clone.

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Kimberly Edsell
1
Kimberly Edsell

Going to America. TODAY!

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Heather Flynn
1
Heather Flynn

It’s seriously underrated

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Not Billehecka
1
Not Billehecka

Trumpy is just too painful

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Howard Sauertieg
1
Howard Sauertieg

It's one of the best examples of the "made for TV movie" style of film making, even if it was not made for TV. Also it's very funny.

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Sara Lipowitz
1
Sara Lipowitz

I voted for Parts -- TODAY!

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Chelsea McQuaid
1
Chelsea McQuaid

I'm not sure I remember this one!

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Drea Larkin Hendrix
0
Drea Larkin Hendrix

"Coming to America" running gag, whiny hero sound effects, and jokes about the celebrity cast make this movie much funnier than the funny, but sometimes flat Pod People.

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Martin Kelly
0
Martin Kelly

Wipe me Clone Daddy,

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

This isn't fair, putting Clonus against Pod People! Clonus is one of the best episodes of ALL of MST's run! Very underappreciated episode & you destroyed any chance of people voting for it against PP.

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

She looks like Henry Silva in a wig.

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XxkngmnrnxX
0
XxkngmnrnxX

So many 'Bewitched' references, love it!

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Ben Murphy
0
Ben Murphy

Bounce. Behave! Bounce. Behave! And the crotch fire after their picnic.

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Ben Murphy
0
Ben Murphy

Bounce. Behave! Bounce. Behave!

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Gus Rubio
0
Gus Rubio

The running Biography references and all the Peter Graves impressions make this one an absolute winner.

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Kimberly Heiser
0
Kimberly Heiser

Pew “Ow” Pew “Ow” Pew “Ow”

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Andrew Gauer
0
Andrew Gauer

Tired of always seeing the same episodes this is a gem of an episode. Mike era needs more representation

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george olmos
0
george olmos

Cuz that dude's crotch was on fire, better stunt than any in The Island

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Hilary Aronow
0
Hilary Aronow

I want to watch this one...."later on."

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Travis Huffman
0
Travis Huffman

Can I watch Lion King again?!

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Dakotacrat
0
Dakotacrat

I mean we blew up two random old people in the end which was just so random you couldn't help but chuckle.

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Chris Wilson
0
Chris Wilson

It has been a LONG time since I've seen this one, one of the first episodes I saw. Great stuff

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

Can't we all just have some clone organs with gravy this turkey day?

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Luis Reyes
0
Luis Reyes

Best performance by Keenan Wynn in a cheap movie.

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Mark Burger
0
Mark Burger

Come on with the 70's dystopian shlock!

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Gabriel D
0
Gabriel D

Haven't seen this one before.

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Nicholas Pozsgay
0
Nicholas Pozsgay

Honestly, i see this one less. I've seen Pod People a thousand times. I've seen Parts maybe only a couple hundred times.

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Leslie Maryann Neal
0
Leslie Maryann Neal

Because Pod People has been shown at enough Turkey Day marathons.

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Anthony Rios
0
Anthony Rios

We need a Biography on the Endora symposium.

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Ashley
0
Ashley

ptsh ow! Ptsh ow! Ptsh ow!

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

Why not carve up your turkey to Parts?

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Jessi Mellenthin
0
Jessi Mellenthin

I love this episode, it was my first MST3K episode and I haven't seen it on a marathon

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Megan Eckert
0
Megan Eckert

I've never seen this episode

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Raven Cain
0
Raven Cain

Because let's face it, clones are rock stupid.

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Rives Binford
0
Rives Binford

I spent my childhood quoting "I think you're neat. I like how keen you are."

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Brian Edsell
0
Brian Edsell

Only you can prevent crotch fires

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Dan Wiencek
0
Dan Wiencek

Saturn: A different kind of car company.

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Eviliz
0
Eviliz

Too oft overlooked and no amount of killer aliens can be scarier than 'what if rich people decided to do this IRL' and the answer 'how do you know they aren't?'

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David Grimes
0
David Grimes

Don’t get me wrong, Pod People is classic. But Peter Graves in a genuinely well built sci-fi dystopia nearly broken apart by a beer can? Also; Let’s put out our flaming crotches and go find your nose.

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Ricky Carlstedt
0
Ricky Carlstedt

I've never seen this one before, but I've seen Pod People many times.

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

More of a vote against Trumpy than for Peter Graves.

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Chris Duranko
0
Chris Duranko

I love me some Trumpy but I've seen it a lot. Never saw this one!

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Jeff Conrad
0
Jeff Conrad

Become a part of America!

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Mark Hartless
0
Mark Hartless

I have seen (and loved) their riffing on Pod People. I have not seen the other one.

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KozyTimeOnline
0
KozyTimeOnline

I know pod people is a classic but we are talking about Biography! Also, one of the weirdest explosion edits I have ever seen!

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David Mello
0
David Mello

Mainly because I thought Darrin had dumped Samantha and wound up in a cloning farm when I saw this the first time

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53%
The Day the Earth Froze WINNER

60

47%
Laserblast

66

53%
The Day the Earth Froze

60 Comments
Lord Alpha
3
Lord Alpha

"Here Comes The Circus" short is one of their best riffs. TDTEF is also a top tier riff episode.

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Leslie Maryann Neal
1
Leslie Maryann Neal

It's my girlfriend's favorite episode.

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Tim Soholt
0
Tim Soholt

This is near-peak Joel-era zaniness!

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Kimberly Heiser
0
Kimberly Heiser

A look at alternative climate change.

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Emma Jochum
0
Emma Jochum

It's always hilarious, and the Circus Short at the front of the film nearly makes me pee myself every. damn. time.

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Laura Moore
0
Laura Moore

I LOVE this one. I actually looked into the whole Sampo deal - very interesting, & makes the movie so much better.

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Rebecca
0
Rebecca

Sampo. 'Nough Said.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Hands down, my favorite MST3K ever! Goofy movie, hysterical riffs, what more could a MSTie want!

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Mike Welker
0
Mike Welker

Because we need a sampo in our lives! The bizarre Russo Finnish misties are always a cultural fender bender of riffing fun!

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

I can't get enough of the costume and mythology type episodes. And you can toast to Sampo!

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Raven Cain
0
Raven Cain

My absolute favorite episode of all time.

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Brian Edsell
0
Brian Edsell

I've seen Lazer last a lot

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James Paparella
0
James Paparella

Somehow I missed this one before...

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Clayton Trotz
0
Clayton Trotz

Because I'm sick of laserblast every year

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Jason R
0
Jason R

What IS a Sampo?

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Kenneth E. Morgan
0
Kenneth E. Morgan

More enjoyable movie.

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

This was my first ever episode. Someday, I hope to find out what a Sampo is.

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Ashley Jo Verity
0
Ashley Jo Verity

ANYTHING BUT LASERBLAST!

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Anthony Rios
0
Anthony Rios

"You were right! The boat is bringing Lemminkäinen!" Mmmmmmmmmm!

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Andrew Hageman
0
Andrew Hageman

ask for it by name

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Brian Walch
0
Brian Walch

"Oh, cripes, I remember that day.."

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Cristi Gale
0
Cristi Gale

Simply Sampo (but this was a tough choice)

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Honest Jonn
0
Honest Jonn

This movie is a classic, how can I NOT vote for the film that contains THE SAMPO!!

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Chris Labye
0
Chris Labye

Both are favorites...but SAMPO will love on forever

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

What can I say, like Boggy Creek, it's another family favorite.

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Rob Gullo
0
Rob Gullo

SAMPO instead of potatoes?! Honey, I love you!

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Ann Linderman
0
Ann Linderman

Can't beat the Sampo!

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Terry Lehman
0
Terry Lehman

Mmm frosty Lemminkainen

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Todd Divel
0
Todd Divel

no more laserblast. thank you.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Not only it has Sampo my favorite short "Here comes the circus".

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Nathaniel Roe
0
Nathaniel Roe

I’m bored with seeing Lazerblast every Turkey Day.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

Because I could really use a Sampo in the kitchen this Thanksgiving.

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Aabra Jaggard
0
Aabra Jaggard

Russo-Finnish cinema a gorgeous fever dream

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Bruce Turbeville
0
Bruce Turbeville

Where is the many-colored dome of the Sampo?

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

He's a failure, la la la.

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KozyTimeOnline
0
KozyTimeOnline

One of my top 5. have to love anytime the crew takes on some fantasy movies

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Jeff Mangum
0
Jeff Mangum

SAMPO! Of course!

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Chris Wilson
0
Chris Wilson

The film itself is at least watchable and the riffs make it a great episode. I didn't particularly care for Laserblast except for the epic bit during the end credits

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Patricia Groves Dobrowski
0
Patricia Groves Dobrowski

My favorite ever. Haven't seen in ages.

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Mike Imboden
0
Mike Imboden

Where is it, huh? Where IS the Sampo?!?

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Lasblast. Too many questions. What is the point of Eddie Deezen? Why does Star Wars have to die? What’s with the hush hush? Why does he end up in Hill Valley and does he save the clock tower? Why?

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Robert Webster Caldwell
0
Robert Webster Caldwell

Don’t you want to be Russo-Finnish? Sure, we all do.

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Michael Kilgore
0
Michael Kilgore

My biggest MST3K laugh ever was for "Oh no, they're doing it clown-style!"

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Neighborsans
0
Neighborsans

I wanted some sampo

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Kelly Luck
0
Kelly Luck

The Russo-Finnish movies are just unabashedly crazy. Love 'em.

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Sharyl Volpe
0
Sharyl Volpe

This episode made me want SAMPO. At any price.

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Marian Luther
0
Marian Luther

My daughter said to, so I'm making up to her for voting for "Tormented."

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Joseph Klemm
0
Joseph Klemm

Here comes the Devil!

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47%
Laserblast

66 Comments
Gregory G Wied Jr
2
Gregory G Wied Jr

You know, I don't think you're ready for some football...

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🐳NeutralLizHotel🐳
2
🐳NeutralLizHotel🐳

sounds like someone isnt READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

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Davey The Rapture Cat TV
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Davey The Rapture Cat TV

IF YOU DIDN'T VOTE LASERBLAST, YOU MIGHT NOT BE READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL !!!

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The Dark Face
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The Dark Face

'Cause I'm ready for some FOOTBAAAALL

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Ben Murphy
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Ben Murphy

Cause I'm ready for some football!!!! (rinse, repeat)

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Travis Huffman
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Travis Huffman

Easily one of the best episodes.

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Beardo Beatnick
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Beardo Beatnick

I'm ready for some fooooootball!

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Shadetrap🎃
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Shadetrap🎃

I'm ready for some football

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ThePeronah
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ThePeronah

Because I'm ready for some FOOTBALL!!

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Nathan Smith
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Nathan Smith

I'm just afraid you might not be ready for some football...

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Merri Hall Cross
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Merri Hall Cross

Goodbye Dr F 😢

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Ben
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Ben

Last of Dr.F (tear wipe) a stoner 1970’s kid okie with a van and a laser cannon arm, magical alien necklace with unshelled alien turtles. As a bonus he blasts away a Star Wars sign. What’s not to like

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Chris Tari
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Chris Tari

Because I just feel you aren't ready for some football!

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William Lane
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William Lane

Because on Thanksgiving, you need to get Ready For Some FOOOOOT BALLLLLLL!!!

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Michael Pullmann
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Michael Pullmann

For sheet cake and back fat!

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Corey Core Grundstein
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Corey Core Grundstein

The end of the Comedy Central Era!

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Corey Core Grundstein
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Corey Core Grundstein

The end of the Comedy Central Era!

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Ben Murphy
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Ben Murphy

Pa-POW! Pa-POW! And the fantastic claymation stop motion alien jerks who leave a powerful weapon behind where Johnny the Bland can use it to blow up a Star Wars billboard from a hippy van.

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Hilary Aronow
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Hilary Aronow

Perhaps Eddie Deezen's finest performance...

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Andrew Gauer
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Andrew Gauer

Laserblast the final episode of season 7 the forgotten about season. The short season. TVs Frank is gone. Dr Forester is with his mother. And the SOL is doomed!!! Also claymation aliens.

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Luis Reyes
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Luis Reyes

Those cute aliens!

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Troy LeMoine
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Troy LeMoine

I really am just Dust in the Wind, man, they are so right.

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Joshua Keene
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Joshua Keene

Claymation aliens!

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Matt Watson
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Matt Watson

Trent Reznor has run out of gas

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Gretchen Crumpacker
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Gretchen Crumpacker

I have no idea why I voted for this film. That gaping hole in Billy’s chest is just gross and uncalled for. But this film is like a damn road accident — I don’t want to look, but I can’t look away.

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Howard Sauertieg
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Howard Sauertieg

I never warmed to the Day the Earth Froze. But Laserblast is a film for kids like I was.

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Jasmyn Nichelle Britton
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Jasmyn Nichelle Britton

Dr. Forrester ends up dying in the last host segment.

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Masque of the Redrua Death
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Masque of the Redrua Death

EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE

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Josh Ryals
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Josh Ryals

No Sampo here but there's Roddy McDowall, Keenan Wynn and a thorough examination of Leonard Maltin's movie guide.

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Sara Lipowitz
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Sara Lipowitz

Illegal use of a Deezen!

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Newt Calkins
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Newt Calkins

I just don't think yer ready fer some footbawl.

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Al Lloyd
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Al Lloyd

One of my all-time favorites. Actually saw it in the theater when it came out, due to "rave reviews" from Starlog magazine.

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R M
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R M

It's just a hilariously bad movie. Very riff-able.

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Octoyaki
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Octoyaki

Lasers...and blasting

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Sean Moss
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Sean Moss

You get to see Deasel, or however you spell it, burst in flames. Next question...

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Benjamin Hom
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Benjamin Hom

I know what you're thinking...did I fire six gorlocks or only five?

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Dee Schendel
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Dee Schendel

Are you ready for some football?!

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Craig Hill
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Craig Hill

'70s van, Eddie Deezen, the bad guy from Corvette Summer, what's not great about this movie!?

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

I've seen "Day The Earth Froze" more than I've seen Laserblast.

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Dan Asnis
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Dan Asnis

After all Leonard Maltin gave Laserblast 2 1/2 stars

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

Because the South's gonna do it again!

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Because this episode was the first great send off for the MST3K gang.

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DataAngel Nine
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DataAngel Nine

HUSH HUSH SWEET CHARLOTTE

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Brian Heinz
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Brian Heinz

Why not? Awful aliens, the final Comedy Central ep, and of course, Eddie Deezen.

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Elfie Nelson
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Elfie Nelson

pow! powpowpow!

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Mark Burger
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Mark Burger

Laserblast will always be my favorite.

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Jess Burke
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Jess Burke

eddie deezen is a thanksgiving tradition.

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
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Alexandrea Cyril Niell

I mean, if it is good enough for Leonard Maltin, it is good enough for me.

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Victoria Maille
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Victoria Maille

I'm gonna drink the hell out of this Coke...

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Greg Method
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Greg Method

Classic episode regardless of its history as the final DrF experiment. The riffing fires on all cylinders and the Leonard Maltin guide offers a fun running gag. Wonderful end of an era.

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E. G. Lowe
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E. G. Lowe

While you COULD make a Sampo, you wouldn't have Brick Hardcheese to wield it!

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Mikey Elms
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Mikey Elms

Eddie F'N Deezen!!!

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Jeff Oskins
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Jeff Oskins

I love them both. But Mike Nelson in a Captain Janeway cosplay singing "Proud Mary?" I don't even know if the rich taste of sampo can top that.

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Tony Rosales
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Tony Rosales

Mind your own business.

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

If only to see Mike as Captain Janeway. Rawr! ♥️

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🌊harasan
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🌊harasan

Frankly (pun intended), I don't think I've seen the other one.

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

This was a tough choice, even though this movie lacks a sampo. But there are other odd Russo/Finnish co-productions, and this flick did mark the end of the Comedy Central era.

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

Leonard Maltin gave it 2 and a half stars, how bad could it be??

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artrockz
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artrockz

Are you ready for some football?!

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Denise L
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Denise L

it's got lasers!

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Mick Murtha
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Mick Murtha

I saw a Cops where they pulled a skinny guy out from under a couch.

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Michael Schiavo
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Michael Schiavo

Tension extraction!

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