Mst3k SquareOffs

33%
Tormented

38

67%
The Touch of Satan WINNER

92

33%
Tormented

37 Comments
Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Why do I like it? Jazz, baby. Hot, steamy, non-corporeal, paranormal jazz. Why would you want Beelzebub's caress when you can get cheeky with a detached woman whose name is a roman numeral. And jazz!

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Chuck Campbell
2
Chuck Campbell

Because "TOM STEWART KILLED ME!"

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Mike Aronow
1
Mike Aronow

This one was really tough. I love both episodes. But, Tormented never fails to crack me up. "Sessions presents!"

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Todd Divel
1
Todd Divel

this is the toughest one yet.

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Barbara L. LeMaster
1
Barbara L. LeMaster

It's actually a fun ghost story with some engaging characters.

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Allison Auld
1
Allison Auld

Can’t beat a good yeet off a lighthouse!! “Vi ask Vi?!?” 😂

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Andrew Gauer
0
Andrew Gauer

A less played option touch of Satan is pretty slow paced

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Luis Reyes
0
Luis Reyes

A battle of who was more obnoxious, the pesky little girl or the ghost of Vi.

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Chelsea McQuaid
0
Chelsea McQuaid

Pretty much sums up 2020

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Masque of the Redrua Death
0
Masque of the Redrua Death

One of the best films every Riffed

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Chris Hartman
0
Chris Hartman

Richard Carlson and Bert I. Gordon ... and Joel and the bots 'happy thoughts' song ...

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Anthony Rios
0
Anthony Rios

It's the only episode that has a jazz magician.

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Honest Jonn
0
Honest Jonn

Tom Stewart killed me! Tom Stewart killed me!

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Naggle Toof
0
Naggle Toof

What no croutons?!?! Vi Mason:)

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Dee Schendel
0
Dee Schendel

Tormented is one of my all-time favorites!

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Mary Clev
0
Mary Clev

It happens at the beach, and it is a fun little ghost story.

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

I just liked "Tormented" better than "Touch Of Satan"

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Eddie J Miller
0
Eddie J Miller

Because I'm a New York method actor!

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Laurel Wilson
0
Laurel Wilson

Tom Stewart killed me!!

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Margaret K. Jordan
0
Margaret K. Jordan

So funny... one of my all-time favorite MST3K movies!

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Tony Rosales
0
Tony Rosales

That beatnik guy really grinds my gears.

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Andrew Brandt
0
Andrew Brandt

The jokes are funny, but there's close to a decent movie hiding in this one.

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Gretchen Crumpacker
0
Gretchen Crumpacker

Put her DOWN, Jerry Lee!

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Howard Sauertieg
0
Howard Sauertieg

This is a fun episode! Touch of Satan is good too but I think it's had more exposure than Tormented.

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Tamsin Parker
0
Tamsin Parker

"She's wearing today's paper."

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
0
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

This is such a great episode and it never gets enough love. <3

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Marian Luther
0
Marian Luther

I'm cancelling out my daughter's vote. Love you anyway. <3

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Randall Newcomb
0
Randall Newcomb

I voted for this because it is not "The Touch of Satan"

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Mike Ensing
0
Mike Ensing

Slightly more coherent story

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John Manning Moore
0
John Manning Moore

This is one of the most watchable movies that’s being riffed, plus the explosion during the end credits cracks me up, every time. But, it was difficult to have to pick one as both deserve to advance.

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

This was a tough one for the exact opposite reason of the first day's vote, as I'm not a tremendous fan of either episode. However, I just rewatched Tormented recently and laughed a lot, so I pick it.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I almost saw this with my great grandmother. Almost. As soon as the footprints appeared in the sand, I said “I hear my mom calling,” and ran away. I suspect I’ll feel safer watching it with Joel.

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Merri Hall Cross
0
Merri Hall Cross

Love this one 😀

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DataAngel Nine
0
DataAngel Nine

Tom Stewart killed me!

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

You just can't beat floating heads and walking hands and seaweed. And Sandy! Why did you have to see it, Sandy? Wonder what kind of twisted movie she grew up to write.

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67%
The Touch of Satan

90 Comments
Nathan
8
Nathan

This is where my vote lives.

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Mike Aronow
Mike Aronow

Phenomenal comment.

Jackson Munden
6
Jackson Munden

Steffi The Babysitter!!

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Ben Murphy
Ben Murphy

Beez!!!

Joe Sanchez
5
Joe Sanchez

This is where the fish lives

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Josh Ryals
4
Josh Ryals

The walnut farming vs. pecan farming bit is one of my all-time favorite Satellite Of Love moments.

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Celena Hval
3
Celena Hval

Both are excellent but Touch of Satan is so delightfully weird and the riffs are stellar

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Benjamin Owen
3
Benjamin Owen

I'm kinda hungry, but I can't go back to the store after that "zaa" incident...

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Forrest L
3
Forrest L

“—and then he DIED! Hahahahaha!”

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Shannon Tobias
2
Shannon Tobias

Because this is where the fish lives, of course!

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Charlie Hinz
2
Charlie Hinz

Because it's where the fish lives

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Victoria Maille
2
Victoria Maille

This is where the fish lives.

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Josh Colletta
2
Josh Colletta

The Touch of Satan softens your hands while you do the dishes!

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Kevin Smith
2
Kevin Smith

Because The Touch of Satan softens your skin while it cleans!

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Britt Bisson
2
Britt Bisson

This sooong is in.... the public domain.... that’s whyyyy we used it twice....

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Josh Colletta
Josh Colletta

You can't use "Amazing Grace" in a devil movie!

Amber Scaggs
2
Amber Scaggs

I voted for "The touch of Satan". For the "This is where the fish live." bit.

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Nathan Smith
2
Nathan Smith

I just meant to ask him in for pie, I don't know what happened...

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Debbie Noonan
1
Debbie Noonan

Ohhhh... Look at the blood!

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Travis Huffman
1
Travis Huffman

If I don’t find out where the fish lives, no Thanksgiving for ANYONE!

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Sara Lipowitz
1
Sara Lipowitz

I'm into walnut ranching, what can I say?

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William Manley
1
William Manley

“Is that your car? Mind if I skip rocks across it?”

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Bertram Thorpe
1
Bertram Thorpe

Ugh, it's just so .....poorly written & bizarre. "This is where the fish lives."...That's the highlight....and their weird on-screen chemistry....Jodie seems like a eunuch, and...yeah, it's terrible.

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Dan Wiencek
1
Dan Wiencek

It's pretty, in a floppy, Rhoda way.

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Brandon Belch
1
Brandon Belch

Love that movie. "This is where the fish lives." Hahaha

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Greg Method
1
Greg Method

"Tormented" is a bit of an ordeal to get through. "Touch of Satan" is weird and pretentious in that lame early '70s art-house way. Plus, the episode has the one and only Beez as Steffi.

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Lillian Lasher
1
Lillian Lasher

I like be walnut farmers. They work so danger hard.

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Ashley Jo Verity
1
Ashley Jo Verity

Honestly I would watch this unriffed. Don't judge me.

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Nicole Loughran
1
Nicole Loughran

This is where the fish live.

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Because it softens your hands while you do the dishes.

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XxkngmnrnxX
0
XxkngmnrnxX

"IT's just 'A Toich of Satan' in your heart."

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Hilary Aronow
0
Hilary Aronow

I sure hope he said "Peanuts."

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Joshua Keene
0
Joshua Keene

That's where the fish lives!

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Ashley
0
Ashley

this is where the laughter lives.

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Hawk
0
Hawk

This is where the fish lives

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Raven Cain
0
Raven Cain

Because Beez rocks.

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Stacy Mclinn
0
Stacy Mclinn

I spent the whole movie laughing about the dishsoap joke in the first 5 seconds

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Love this episode, the first one I ever taped!

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Harry Sherman
0
Harry Sherman

It's got a Ford Maverick in it, just like I used to drive.

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🌊harasan
0
🌊harasan

No contest. This is one of the best.

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Rita Lyons
0
Rita Lyons

SO MUCH '70s!

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Christopher Nichols
0
Christopher Nichols

I love all the awkward and unusually long pauses in the movie dialogue. It's just such a bad movie, but the episode is hilarious to watch!!

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Jess Burke
0
Jess Burke

"this torment can't end forever" "you know that it can!" -- an apt description of 2020

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Wade Mintz
0
Wade Mintz

Who wouldn't vote for a touch of Satan?

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Kate Halleron
0
Kate Halleron

This was a tough one. I'd have liked both - they both have their charms.

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Kimberly Heiser
0
Kimberly Heiser

While not my favorite, the line “Also, ‘go packers’ but mostly ‘burn the witch’.” is my default response to any and all questions about my feelings on football.

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Greg Gancho
0
Greg Gancho

Tormented is so icky. What else do you do with a blackmailer or two? Whereas, the Touch of Satan is kinda wholesome. OK, there's the Devil and all that, but what else do you do with a lynch mob?

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E. G. Lowe
0
E. G. Lowe

We just don't see it enough!

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Bruce Turbeville
0
Bruce Turbeville

I'm looking at a fromacidal maniac!

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Aaron smith
0
Aaron smith

Because that's where the fish live.

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KozyTimeOnline
0
KozyTimeOnline

Walnut ranching is hard work

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Robert Webster Caldwell
0
Robert Webster Caldwell

If I have to hear “Tom Stewart Killed Me!” one more time, I may jump from an abandoned lighthouse.

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

"Hold on. I'm getting a call from Margot Adler." I love that reference.

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Steve Dillman
0
Steve Dillman

Well hello, Tractor!

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

The sweet, soulful sounds of, "Come sit with me, and satan, too. He's your friend and mine."

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David Iacovino Sr.
0
David Iacovino Sr.

I sure hope he said peanuts

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Linda Farmer
0
Linda Farmer

One of my all-time favorite episodes!! Literally have it memorized I watched it so often :-)

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Ben Murphy
0
Ben Murphy

Because it's where the fish lives. There, in the stream by the walnut ranch. You'd have to be a chromosidal maniac not to like this movie.

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Kelly Luck
0
Kelly Luck

I think Tormented is my least favorite episode.

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Sierra Rein
0
Sierra Rein

I love knowing where the fish lives.

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Terry Lehman
0
Terry Lehman

It was nice to see Herbert Von Karajan get some work

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Rob Gullo
0
Rob Gullo

Who DOESN'T have walnuts and peanuts at Thanksgiving?...he DID say peanuts, right?

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Emma Jochum
0
Emma Jochum

This one makes me laugh everytime I watch it.

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Starry Monroe
0
Starry Monroe

Both movies have their own standings. But..this one has way better riffs!!!!

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Rocco Stio
0
Rocco Stio

Love commissioner Gordon and his dolls!

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Dan Asnis
0
Dan Asnis

Stan is in the market for robots souls.

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jeff lingenfelter
0
jeff lingenfelter

One my favorites. The riffing is one of their best efforts.

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Eric Tacti
0
Eric Tacti

Team Mike, Bill and Kevin! And because you can sight see on your own time, Beelzebub!

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Dan O
0
Dan O

I never had the opportunity to see this episode before so it'd be nice to finally be able to catch it

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ZOMBIEDAWG
0
ZOMBIEDAWG

I havent see it before or at least not on MST3K

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Britt Whale
0
Britt Whale

The fish lives here...

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Jared Hutton
0
Jared Hutton

Just a touch is needed in your life

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Chris Tari
0
Chris Tari

One of my top favs that makes me laugh the most! "Hey! Beelzebub! Kali! And Lucifer!" XD

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Tim Mayer
0
Tim Mayer

Because this is where the fish lives

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j c
0
j c

How can you go wrong with a special guest appearance from the grody incestuous hillbilly from "Giant Spider Invasion?!" ZAH!

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Dakotacrat
0
Dakotacrat

It's where the fish lives.

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James Goodwin
0
James Goodwin

This is where the fish live.

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Kori Valz
0
Kori Valz

A cat named Paul

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Zoltan Wilson
0
Zoltan Wilson

This is where the fish lives

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James Paparella
0
James Paparella

Today I didn't have a clear preference, so sorry Tormented fans, I went with the crowd on this one.

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John Harris
0
John Harris

Both episodes are good, but Touch of Satan looks ridiculous now that the Satanic Panic is thankfully long over, while Tormented is actually kind of effective, one of Bert Gordon's better efforts.

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

Yes! Touch a touch a touch me!!!!

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Gary Loudermilk
0
Gary Loudermilk

Satan commanded it

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Ryan Boyle
0
Ryan Boyle

Satan told me to!

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Stelbert Stylton
0
Stelbert Stylton

I have seen Tormented one million times.

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Ken Gorski
0
Ken Gorski

Educational film that explains where the fish live.

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38%
Swamp Diamonds

57

62%
Devil Fish WINNER

81

38%
Swamp Diamonds

55 Comments
Gabriel D
2
Gabriel D

What can I say? It's got a good short.

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Matthew DeBarger
2
Matthew DeBarger

I like both, but this one hasn't been in circulation as often.

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ANTIFA™ Inc. Regional Distribution Manager
2
ANTIFA™ Inc. Regional Distribution Manager

I need to learn what NOT to do on a date!

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Robert Webster Caldwell
1
Robert Webster Caldwell

I write Golden Girls fan fiction, and I’ve always wanted a crossover with The Nardo gang.

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Chris Cooke
1
Chris Cooke

Swamp Diamonds's short makes it all worth it. Half the time I enjoy shorts more than actual riffed films.

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Hendo
1
Hendo

Beverly Garland. That is all.

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
1
Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Because Devil Fish ate all the Swamp Diamonds!

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Mike Aronow
1
Mike Aronow

OK, this is a tough one because the final freeze frame in Devil Fish is hilarious. But, I have to give it to Swamp Diamonds for the hilarious short, "What to Do on a Date."

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Oh, bite me. It's fun

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Molly Hansen
0
Molly Hansen

Beverly Garland!!

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Luis Reyes
0
Luis Reyes

Who could forget the bravura performance of Touch (bka Mike) Connors?

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Not Billehecka
0
Not Billehecka

Just for the short alone.

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Honest Jonn
0
Honest Jonn

It's Roger Corman!

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Yeah, I believe this is better.

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

Beverly Garland and Marie Windsor--nothing else need be said.

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Michael T. Smith
0
Michael T. Smith

Beverly Garland at peak Beverly Garland

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Rob Gullo
0
Rob Gullo

I was thinking...I would have gone with "Batch" Conners

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Starry Monroe
0
Starry Monroe

Better cast..better riffs!!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Hello? Beverly Garland! Feisty woman Rocks!

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Jacob Flores
0
Jacob Flores

Ooooo,oooo Swamp Diamonds...

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Ben Tobin
0
Ben Tobin

Rogue women get drunk and make shorts! Also kidnap a guy and commit murder! Swamp Diamonds!

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Bill Covington
0
Bill Covington

Well, hell... I tried to change my vote! It's a close call, but I don't mind Roger Corman and Beverly Garland.

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Robert Barger
0
Robert Barger

Beverly Garland. Nuff said.

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

Diamond in the rough!

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Nathan Smith
0
Nathan Smith

Always choose the wiennie roast.

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Jon Lid
0
Jon Lid

Oh, Beverly

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David Iacovino Sr.
0
David Iacovino Sr.

I never laughed so much...Fudge Connors, Scrod Connors

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Scott A Burke
0
Scott A Burke

I've seen Devil Fish a million times. I don't think I've seen this one.

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Kieran Cowan
0
Kieran Cowan

It's an underrated season 5 episode, and the movie is.. actually pretty fun.

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Matt Morrison
0
Matt Morrison

Beverly Garland in Daisy Dukes.

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Hilary Aronow
0
Hilary Aronow

Gotta go with "What to Do on a Date" - one of the show's funniest ever shorts.

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

Two words: Mike "Touch" Connors. Three words.

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☀✌Teresa D. Lee🌺 PG-13 usually.
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☀✌Teresa D. Lee🌺 PG-13 usually.

I guess I like women’s prison escape movies better than random buffalo shots. There’s something good about Devilfish that I don’t remember anymore because the triggering flash shot eclipses it.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I like the short "What to do on a date". And the host segments is pretty good.

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Kathy Vietor
0
Kathy Vietor

Touch Connors!

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Gretchen Crumpacker
0
Gretchen Crumpacker

Come on come on now TOUCH me babe! Can’t you see that I am not afraid?

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Chuck Coshow
0
Chuck Coshow

Devil fish is painful to watch, while Mannix (Dah-dah-dah-DAH!) and Dodie make for good watching and riffs.

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

Strong female leads, duking it out in the swamp!

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Mark Schmidbauer
0
Mark Schmidbauer

Lucy and Viv in the Big House

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Kenneth E. Morgan
0
Kenneth E. Morgan

"Devil Fish" has good riffing, but the movie has a very poor attitude towards women.

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Mary Clev
0
Mary Clev

Beverly Garland. The End.

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

I remember this as being a pretty good Joel episode. I liked Tom & Gypsy's date.

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Lisamarie Babik
0
Lisamarie Babik

Two words: Beverly. Garland. *purrrrr*

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Touch. There’s a dude named Touch in it. And he’s not dubbed. And goofy lady wrestling. But mostly Touch Connors. Oh, and because Beverly Garland runs circles around any Fishy Devil actor.

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☀✌Teresa D. Lee🌺 PG-13 usually.
☀✌Teresa D. Lee🌺 PG-13 usually.

Seconded! This again as always is a contest between male dominance and female empowerment.

Jon Attema
0
Jon Attema

A handsome man held captive by several beautiful escapees. I feel like this tells us more about Roger Corman than anything else he's done.

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Gerald Hough
0
Gerald Hough

Basically because it has the best short in my opinion- What to Do On a Date.

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

Eh, I voted for Mikes' episode yesterday and I was always a bit more partial to Joels' era anyway. Besides, I wasn't a huge fan of Devil Fish.

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MST3K
0
MST3K

Swamp Diamonds includes iconic short, "What to Do on a Date." No contest.

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Melissa Mlynek-Peplinski
0
Melissa Mlynek-Peplinski

I saw the movie poster with a woman holding a gun to a tied up man! Tacky!

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Mikey Elms
0
Mikey Elms

Devil Fish is a snoozefest.

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62%
Devil Fish

78 Comments
Robert Jindra
2
Robert Jindra

Just because you CAN edit, doesn't mean you SHOULD.

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Bruce Turbeville
2
Bruce Turbeville

Because they are so obviously in Florida, America, where they drive pickup cars...!

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Jonah Gregory
2
Jonah Gregory

"Underwater fight scenes are the drum solos of movies."

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Barbara L. LeMaster
1
Barbara L. LeMaster

Because the line "just because you can edit doesn't mean you should" still makes me giggle. Plus, this is basically Sharktopus years before Roger Corman thought of the idea.

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Ken Gorski
Ken Gorski

"just because you can edit doesn't mean you should" should be printed as large banners and hung on front of every college film school.

Jay Rambo
1
Jay Rambo

I missed going on a cruise in May, so this should make up for it, right?

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Josh Colletta
Josh Colletta

As long as you don't mind the fresh Mrs. Dash air!

Newt Calkins
1
Newt Calkins

Iris Peynado as Sandra. Also, pssshhhhhttttt glug glug glug "electrician"

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Troy Thomas
1
Troy Thomas

This one was much easier. Devil Fish is an underrated classic, while Swamp Diamonds is drab, dull and uninvolving. In other words, your average Corman episode.

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John Gaines
1
John Gaines

Get your flamethrowers out, grab a stick of Juicy Fruit!

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ThePeronah
1
ThePeronah

Two words: Buffalo Shot

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Ken Gorski
Ken Gorski

He's hanging out the old Evinrude,

Ben
1
Ben

A Beer Guzzling boat captain, a stupid monster based off jaws, and over dubbed Italians as people in Miami, what’s not to love ?

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Joe Pipkin #SaveVentureBros
1
Joe Pipkin #SaveVentureBros

The first time the show got censored came out of left field!

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Evan Schmalz
1
Evan Schmalz

I'm pleased at things

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

My very first episode of Mike hosting!!

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Alicia Rodriguez
1
Alicia Rodriguez

The over the top plot makes the decision to vote Devil Fish super easy. "PETER FRAMPTON!"

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Kali11CatsEye!
1
Kali11CatsEye!

I love goofy monster movies, even silly looking devil fishies....

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Sean McDonnell
1
Sean McDonnell

The movie so nice they gave it a title card twice. It's just good dopey fun

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Michael Pullmann
1
Michael Pullmann

Because I love a good Italian cheese.

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Ben Murphy
0
Ben Murphy

Click. Glug glug glug glug glug. Aaaah. Click. Glug glug glug glug glug.. Aaaaah. And all the beautiful Florida scenery.

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Ashley
0
Ashley

I feel European when I watch it.

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

This movie is so bad, it needs to be in the turkey day lineup just to keep a person humble

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Raven Cain
0
Raven Cain

*psht* glug glug glug glug glug glug *psht* glug glug glug glug glug .... *psht* glug glug glug glug glug ... *psht*

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Greg Gancho
0
Greg Gancho

Nothing in it makes any sense, in way that's fun and entertaining.

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Eric Tacti
0
Eric Tacti

Team Mike, Bill and Kevin!

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Jared Hutton
0
Jared Hutton

6 million dollar creeper

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Sam Lovelace
0
Sam Lovelace

It's so silly!

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Aabra Jaggard
0
Aabra Jaggard

Dangerously Italian

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Wade Mintz
0
Wade Mintz

It's one I haven't seen

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Chris James
0
Chris James

You know why.

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Eviliz
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Eviliz

Swamp diamonds gives me leech flash backs

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Paul Hyson
0
Paul Hyson

both are amazing, but this is the less well-known, and it is not Swamp Diamonds

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Dan Asnis
0
Dan Asnis

Roger Corman is no match for the Italians when it comes to cheese.

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Tj Joulwan
0
Tj Joulwan

Becuz devil fish

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Robert Shelley
0
Robert Shelley

Had a girlfriend who I now hate actually rented this movie before I saw it on MST 3K

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Richard Cooney
0
Richard Cooney

Boy, am I in Florida.

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Dan Wiencek
0
Dan Wiencek

Of course I am American and not Italian! I drive a truck!

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Janie Davis
0
Janie Davis

i like this movie,and them guys are nuts.

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Chris Labye
0
Chris Labye

Of course some America are not Italian I drive a truck

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Ken Gorski
0
Ken Gorski

Guess I'm the 100 person to make the “just because you can edit" joke now I'm condemned to play Seaquest on an Atari with drink boat captains and mobbed-up doctors.

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Lillian Lasher
0
Lillian Lasher

Oh, I suppose I'll accept a LITTLE bit of sex from you, go ahead."

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Ashley Jo Verity
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Ashley Jo Verity

Who doesn't like lab experiments gone horribly wrong?

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jeff lingenfelter
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jeff lingenfelter

No contest. Devil Fish by a mile.

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Sarah Gibbs
0
Sarah Gibbs

Much better music

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Brian Murphy
0
Brian Murphy

Swamp Diamonds is currently on and I haven't seen Devil Fish in awhile.

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E. A. Bruce
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E. A. Bruce

Because we're from Europe! Heh heh... Hee hee... Hahaha haha...

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Tim Swartz
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Tim Swartz

Devil and fish. Two words when combined mean awesome movie.

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Julian Kennedy
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Julian Kennedy

I like the Italian... I mean Floridian ladies.

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Beth Whitmore
0
Beth Whitmore

Mad scientists and blood thirsty monsters what could be better?!

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Walt Fletcher
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Walt Fletcher

Give me bad effects for a monster anyday

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Wyldstaar Studio
0
Wyldstaar Studio

The failure of Italian knock-offs like Devil Fish are always entertaining. Swamp Diamonds was made early in Roger Corman's career, so he hadn't yet learned how to get the most bang for his buck.

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James Paparella
0
James Paparella

Swamp Diamonds is tawdry and not weird enough for M st3k.

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Elio Concepcion
0
Elio Concepcion

Because Florida is gross.

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Leonore Bongert
0
Leonore Bongert

There's just something about the silliness of Devil Fish that makes it a joy to watch.

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Susan N Sean Morath
0
Susan N Sean Morath

Because I dearly love the show and love this episode.

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Nicholas Volosin
0
Nicholas Volosin

Because I can't eat swamp diamonds.

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Alex Mckaie
0
Alex Mckaie

Fun crazy film with some great riffs.

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Hawk
0
Hawk

Because this is where the fish lives (wrong episode I know, but it still fits)

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Josh L
0
Josh L

Cause I voted for a Joel ep last time. All things in balance!

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Awghost 5
0
Awghost 5

I just liked the episode better. It's not that deep.

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P.J Quezada
0
P.J Quezada

For the Italian filter and dolphins in space ships.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I’ve never seen this one. Is it anything like the piranha one that Jonah did?

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Mark Vidreiro
0
Mark Vidreiro

Tough one, but I enjoy this one better.

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Last_Starfytr
0
Last_Starfytr

Comes down to a better movie if that makes any sense at all. The swamp diamonds women are so grating I can barely keep watching even with the hilarious riffing

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Rebekah Nelson
0
Rebekah Nelson

"Just because you can edit doesn't mean you should."

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KozyTimeOnline
0
KozyTimeOnline

Deep lucifered potatoes is now a family recipe.

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j c
0
j c

My favorite Itloridian movie

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Ricardo Silkworth
0
Ricardo Silkworth

Italians pretending to be a Floridians ... nuff said

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Penny Wise the danceing clown
0
Penny Wise the danceing clown

Idk I just love mst3k the renewal

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Howard Sauertieg
0
Howard Sauertieg

This is a fast moving and fun episode

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Jean Thomas
0
Jean Thomas

Pleasant scenery, super funny!

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Josh Colletta
0
Josh Colletta

I always get a kick out of one of my favorite school field trip destinations (the Miami Seaquarium) being used as the setting for a Eurofunny JAWS knockoff.

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Gregory Lannom
0
Gregory Lannom

italian pelvises.

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Zoltan Wilson
0
Zoltan Wilson

It's a solid film with terrible acting. I live it

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Chelsea McQuaid
0
Chelsea McQuaid

Here, fishy fishy fishy

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53%
Eegah WINNER

171

47%
Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues

170

53%
Eegah

169 Comments
Russell Boyer
5
Russell Boyer

Watch out for Richard Kiel, Arch Hall Jr. and snakes!

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
4
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

Who doesn't love some Cabbage Patch Elvis? I don't want to know those people.

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Joe Coughlin
Joe Coughlin

You speak truth!

Chuck Campbell
3
Chuck Campbell

Because we should all "watch out for snakes" this Thanksgiving.

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Mike Aronow
2
Mike Aronow

This has to be one of the most lovable episodes. The riffing is so good and there's so much to work with. Iconic catchphrases, awful musical numbers and Arch Hall Jr.

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Mark Vidreiro
2
Mark Vidreiro

One if the best episodes ever!

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Katie Montgomery
2
Katie Montgomery

Sorry about my face

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Kenneth von Übelmann
2
Kenneth von Übelmann

Eegah taught me to always vwatch out for snakes.

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Joe Coughlin
2
Joe Coughlin

I think it's the perfect mix of cheesy vanity project movie and top notch movie riffing. It's not a mistake that it's the only legacy experiment that they have toured with!

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Kamen Rider Deibiddo
1
Kamen Rider Deibiddo

Richard Kiel, nuff said

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Cole Wintringham
1
Cole Wintringham

Do it for Richard Kiel

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Joshua Johnson
1
Joshua Johnson

Eegah provided us with the classic line, "Watch out for snakes!", cemented our disgust of Arch Hall Jr.'s face, and reminded us of the glory days when you could have an oven in your living room.

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Michael Murphy
1
Michael Murphy

Watch out for snakes!

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Jennifer Stern
1
Jennifer Stern

Watch out for snakes!

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Jim Roberts
1
Jim Roberts

Richard. Frickin'. Kiel.

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

It's one of my favorite Joel Episodes ever and Watch Out For Snakes!

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Robert Boo Berry
1
Robert Boo Berry

The Porkarina! Best invention exchange ever!

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Bob Kroll
1
Bob Kroll

Because one day, I too hope to live on Shadow Mountain.

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Bob Dunn
1
Bob Dunn

The late, great Richard Kiel

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Kelly Luck
1
Kelly Luck

As repulsive at the movie is, I still prefer it to Boggy Creek.

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Ashley Jo Verity
1
Ashley Jo Verity

Arch Hall Jr. should have been the next Ricky Nelson. I said what I said.

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Two words: Otis Nixon

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Kevin Osman
0
Kevin Osman

It was simply too difficult to vote against a caveman accentuating his attire with such a fashionable handbag.

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Sally Griffin
0
Sally Griffin

Watch out for snakes!

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Andrew Gauer
0
Andrew Gauer

Eegah might be over played but a classic episode

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Megan Eckert
0
Megan Eckert

Geez this was like picking a favorite child...

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Not Billehecka
0
Not Billehecka

Boggy Creek just is too painful

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Chuck Jaeger
0
Chuck Jaeger

That smile. Oh God, that smile.

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Watch out for snakes.

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Greg Gancho
0
Greg Gancho

Arch Hall Jr's face is the worst, but it beats the skinny nothing of the Piece kid over in BG2.

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Rob Gullo
0
Rob Gullo

I prefer Snakes on my Thanksgiving Menu

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John Chambers
0
John Chambers

Watch of for snakes, Arch Hall, Jr.

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Brian O'Connell
0
Brian O'Connell

Because Boggy Creek II is like watching paint dry in spots.

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Jared Hutton
0
Jared Hutton

Watch out for snakes

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James Goodwin
0
James Goodwin

Watch out for snakes.

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James Paparella
0
James Paparella

I just watched the MST3K version of Return to Boggy Creek on Tubi last week, and its really not something I'm eager to do again anytime soon.

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Robert Barger
0
Robert Barger

Richard kiel in a family venture.

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Tj Joulwan
0
Tj Joulwan

The sheer punchability of that kids face

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Melanie Todoroff
0
Melanie Todoroff

It's the Pork-orina. Nuff said.

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Chris Labye
0
Chris Labye

Sorry about my face....

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Greg Harris
0
Greg Harris

"Sorry about my face!"

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Lillian Lasher
0
Lillian Lasher

Eegah is so legendary, he doesn't NEED a sequel to continue.

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aaron meyer
0
aaron meyer

Eegaaaaaaahhhhh

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Leejohn Dean
0
Leejohn Dean

Watch out for snakes!

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Jon Lid
0
Jon Lid

One of the best episodes ever! “Watch out for snakes.”

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Tim Swartz
0
Tim Swartz

Eegah! Eegah! Eegah...Eagah!

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Jessi Mellenthin
0
Jessi Mellenthin

I love this episode with a fervor. Watch out for snakes.

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DataAngel Nine
0
DataAngel Nine

Because Boggy Creek II is just a boring slog. And the terrible songs in this are terrible.

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Tom Proffitt
0
Tom Proffitt

Because of the cabbage patch Elvis!

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Walt Fletcher
0
Walt Fletcher

Tough one. The bad singing and hair won it for over Alabama pride day

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Freedrama Art of Acting
0
Freedrama Art of Acting

Because it taught me to “Watch out for snakes!” Both Riffs are great. I quote this more often though.

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Nick Curley
0
Nick Curley

Candidly, I just wanna annoy my family by constantly screaming "watch out for snakes!" everytime they open the oven.

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Erick Sands
0
Erick Sands

Eegah is the lesser of two evils ( or is it greater). It not that I'm voting for Eegah but against Boggy Creek II.

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Elio Concepcion
0
Elio Concepcion

I want to hear that Veronica song again and again and again and again

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Dork Hammer
0
Dork Hammer

Watch out for snakes!

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Ana Lorvick
0
Ana Lorvick

Watch out for snakes!

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Edgar Repko
0
Edgar Repko

Sorry about my face!

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Alex Mckaie
0
Alex Mckaie

Because we must all watch out for snakes. Forever.

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

If BC2 wins, bearded shorty short man and pointless voice over stories. I’ll take Richard Kiel and Arch Hall Jr. over that.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

Eegah! Boggy Creek can't claim to also be part of Elvira's Movie Macabre.. it's so pfft. ;-)

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

The Riff is strong with this one.

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Kyle-R Klowns From Outer Space
0
Kyle-R Klowns From Outer Space

Because Jaws deserves some respect.

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

I started watching early in Season 1 but I tend to gravitate towards the Mike era ep. Not because of Mike but because the show got funnier as it went on. But "Eegah" is classic hysterical MST3K!

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Schornforce
0
Schornforce

I mean, they both have dudes I'd rather not see shirtless and Boggy Creek *does* have Tim, who I think is kinda cute, but I'm sorry. Only ONE has sufficient snake alert and awareness drills.

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Hilary Aronow
0
Hilary Aronow

Watch out for Snakes, Arch Hall Jr, Richard Kiel and some of the best riffing in the history of the show.

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Linda Paradise
0
Linda Paradise

Watch out for snakes!!!

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Steven Tomaszewski
0
Steven Tomaszewski

no bigger turkey than this one :D

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Kelly Pavlik
0
Kelly Pavlik

What a great title.

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Sue De Nym
0
Sue De Nym

We can all use a reminder now and then to watch out for snakes

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Bowiegrrl
0
Bowiegrrl

I don’t know I love them both!

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Michael Manor
0
Michael Manor

Arch Hall's inimitable facial expressions that look like ads for constipation relief.

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Smile Side of Life
0
Smile Side of Life

Just the hubris involved in naming this film and thinking anyone would go see it.

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Wayne Neverka
0
Wayne Neverka

I love Richard Kiel, and this riff. It was a fun movie unriffed when I was a kid.

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Andy Bright
0
Andy Bright

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

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Kyle Wagner
0
Kyle Wagner

One of my favorite episodes from near the end of Joel’s run.

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Andrew Czekalski
0
Andrew Czekalski

It was a tough choice. But let’s face it, Eegah brought us many classic MST3K moments, including “Watch out for snakes”.

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Kappy Pfeiffer
0
Kappy Pfeiffer

“Eegah” is the classic MST3K movie that other MST3K movies dream of being.

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Stephen White
0
Stephen White

Watch out for snakes!

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Mary Catherine Machnik
0
Mary Catherine Machnik

This movie came up in a bar trivia contest. I was the only one at our table who knew the answer! Besides, it's a great vehicle for riffing!

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C.B.
0
C.B.

His Majesty Richard Keil, 'nuff said.

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James Allenspach
0
James Allenspach

A true classic episode

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Rebecca Richards
0
Rebecca Richards

Because nothing makes me happier than Thanksgiving with Arch Hall Jr

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Geoff Edwards
0
Geoff Edwards

The "fantastic" production values

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Patricia Delicia
0
Patricia Delicia

Because it is the best (worst) of the two!

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Gretchen Crumpacker
0
Gretchen Crumpacker

Arch Hall Jr. and his Picasso-Cubist face ... we never get tired of studying all the grotesque angles. ... HEY! I’m being naughty over here!

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John Allore
0
John Allore

It's an MST craptacular classic.

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j c
0
j c

Sophie's choice with this one. Will they all be this hard? I have a soft spot for Sci Fi era Mike but Eegah is just one of the finest strange movies they've ever had!

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Carlton Herbert
0
Carlton Herbert

Both of these are classics, but Eegah for me is pure iconic MST3K. Joel episodes need more love.

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Sierra Rein
0
Sierra Rein

I love Richard Kiel's tongue in this. It should have won an Oscar for it's brief but momentous appearance in this film.

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John Matthew Mattie
0
John Matthew Mattie

I need to be reminded that there are snakes.

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Lahn P Rivas
0
Lahn P Rivas

Ohhhhh uhhh Vickie!

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NoMad
0
NoMad

watch out for snakes!

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Duval Guerino
0
Duval Guerino

One of my first tapes I officially got from Rhino back in the day

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Jennifer Horst
0
Jennifer Horst

Such an awful movie....I love it!

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Mark Hartless
0
Mark Hartless

I learned a valuable life lesson from this episode in that I should always, "Watch out for snakes".

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Steve Kostelecky
0
Steve Kostelecky

Looking out for snakes being good advice for me.

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Anthony Rios
0
Anthony Rios

Who doesn't enjoy being Kiel-hauled?

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Matt Morrison
0
Matt Morrison

A Joel classic.

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sara figueroa
0
sara figueroa

My kid loves this one too! I regret nothing!

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Kimberly Moss Snyder
0
Kimberly Moss Snyder

Well,,,"wheeeeeeeee"

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Force of Will
0
Force of Will

Watch out for snakes.

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Devin Gates
0
Devin Gates

To promote snake awareness!

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Jason Bacon
0
Jason Bacon

This is an utterly classic episode, bar none. The riffs, the reactions....it’s truly awesome.

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David Mello
0
David Mello

It's a time-honored favorite, and I have the DVD that has the uncut version

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Rebekah Dahling
0
Rebekah Dahling

This is a hard one but Eegah has some of the funniest and most memorable riffs. It’s up there with my favorite Joel episodes

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Jason R
0
Jason R

Watch out for snakes

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

I live for the pool party.

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ZillaFan
0
ZillaFan

Watch out for snakes!

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Daniel Hefty
0
Daniel Hefty

Eegah Eegah, BONK BONK ON HEAD!!! Watch out for Snakes!

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Wade Mintz
0
Wade Mintz

Because there is hope for guys with hairy backs.

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Mike Imboden
0
Mike Imboden

One can never be reminded enough to watch out for snakes.

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John
0
John

Watch out for snakes

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Cristi Gale
0
Cristi Gale

Watch our for snakes!

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Jennifer Bariletti
0
Jennifer Bariletti

Watch out for snakes

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Nate Perkins
0
Nate Perkins

Classic episode. It was one of the first MSTs that I saw in the 90's

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Derek Holt
0
Derek Holt

Cabbage patch Elvis

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mythra 717
0
mythra 717

I could never get into Boggy Creek II.

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BrooklynGal
0
BrooklynGal

I love Richard Kiel.

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Michael Leshniowsky
0
Michael Leshniowsky

Shtemlo, and the disgusting shaving cream scene

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James Veltri
0
James Veltri

Watch out for snakes!

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Jay Rambo
0
Jay Rambo

I'm watching out for snakes

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Brian J Crow
0
Brian J Crow

I missed out on the lI’ve tour a few years back and also because I dislike snakes so it is good to be reminded to watch out for them.

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Don't Open, R.F. Switch Inside
0
Don't Open, R.F. Switch Inside

I'm voting for this because I didn't watch out for snakes, and now we need this movie as a PSA

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The Dark Face
0
The Dark Face

Can't beat the caveman barber treatment.

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Tristan Stephan
0
Tristan Stephan

Watch out for snakes!

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Amanda Nichols
0
Amanda Nichols

Snakes. Watch ‘em. Watch out for ‘em.

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Joe Lawler
0
Joe Lawler

It’s got the perfect DNA for a MST3K movie, despite the imperfect DNA of Arch Halls Sr/Jr.

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Steve Dillman
0
Steve Dillman

BEST. SHAVING. SCENE. EVER!!!!!

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Adam Renner
0
Adam Renner

Watch out for snakes!

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Emily Tobin
0
Emily Tobin

I saw this one live way back in 2017, and I remember Crow saying "if they have a bunch of bodies set up in their house just like in the cave, I'm prepared to declare this the best movie ever!"

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Brett Cornwell
0
Brett Cornwell

I voted for Eegah because Arch Hall Jr (ewwww)'s tires are filled with water.

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James Irish
0
James Irish

Because this rare Isley Bros work deserves to be honored.

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Larry Mauk
0
Larry Mauk

Arch Hall, Jr., of course.

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Kate Bruton
0
Kate Bruton

Wheeeeeeeee!!

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Michael Leshniowsky
Michael Leshniowsky

Nobody says whee!

Joel Buchanan
0
Joel Buchanan

Eegah taught me at a young age to WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES!!!

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Lino
0
Lino

I really can't watch Boggy Creek II again.

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GLaMDRINGOS
0
GLaMDRINGOS

Very educational film about the hazards of danger noodles.

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James B Faraci
0
James B Faraci

What can I say it's a great riff!

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Shaw Israel Izikson
0
Shaw Israel Izikson

Two and-a-half words: Arch Hall Sr.! Puts the horrible back into horror films!

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Craig Davison
0
Craig Davison

Fairway International & Arch Hall Jr. That's all anyone needs to know.

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ANTIFA™ Inc. Regional Distribution Manager
0
ANTIFA™ Inc. Regional Distribution Manager

This episode is nearly flawless in its execution, and spawned the Watch Out For Snakes catchphrase... but the William S. Burroughs riff alone is enough to win my loyalty.

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Brian Berg
0
Brian Berg

I didn't really care for Boggy Creek 2, to be honest, and I can't quite recall Eegah, but I figured I'd enjoy it more

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Jimi Lyon
0
Jimi Lyon

Sit down, pie face, it’s a long list.

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Tamsin Parker
0
Tamsin Parker

It's got priceless lines like "Eegah drives a tank?"

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Chelsea McQuaid
0
Chelsea McQuaid

I just want to chant "eegah" on Thanksgiving

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Scot Burklin
0
Scot Burklin

"Warden threw a party in the county jail!"

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Gregory G Wied Jr
0
Gregory G Wied Jr

Watch out for snakes!

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MbatgirlP
0
MbatgirlP

I voted for this because I haven’t seen this movie!

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Gabriel D
0
Gabriel D

After watching this Alan Hall Jr vehicle at the Lookout for Snakes tour I have decided it's something I really enjoy seeing with you all riffing it. Good memories for a bad movie.

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Josh Colletta
0
Josh Colletta

Watch out for snakes! What more needs to be said?

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Justin Patchett
0
Justin Patchett

Absolute classic episode of MST3K. Perfectly bad, and “Watch out for snakes” is a line that took on a life beyond Eegah’s crew could have ever imagined. “You don’t have to wear that dress, tonight.”

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Travis Reis
0
Travis Reis

Manos the Musical always wins

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AMKR / MAKR / Tom’O BEDLAM
0
AMKR / MAKR / Tom’O BEDLAM

Because I rarely watch that one; and boggy creek II I’ve seen a bit too much e.g great episode but used to rewatch it all the time

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Kenneth E. Morgan
0
Kenneth E. Morgan

The movie is marginally better.

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Phyllis Teresa
0
Phyllis Teresa

It's like politics these days. I didn't so much vote for Eegah as I voted against its opponent. Which, while well-riffed, was one of the few episodes that even good riffing couldn't help.

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47%
Boggy Creek II: And the Legend Continues

169 Comments
Sharyl Volpe
7
Sharyl Volpe

Because I am aaaaaaaallllll too familiar with Eegah.

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Laura Moore
5
Laura Moore

Pure cinematic joy from start to end. Hey 75,000 insane hog-callers can't be wrong!

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Jacob Harris
4
Jacob Harris

"drivin' down the road, lookin' for a waffle house, drinkin' lots of wild turkey"

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not feeling falsely invincible on steroids
3
not feeling falsely invincible on steroids

because can i borrow a cup of shirt

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Elfie Nelson
3
Elfie Nelson

They're goin campin and I want to watch

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Timothy David
3
Timothy David

WE WILL MARCH INTO THE FORBIDDEN ZONE

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Jason McDonald
3
Jason McDonald

Why wouldn't someone vote for Crenshaw?

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Ben
2
Ben

Denim, sunglasses, fake monster and football! This movie has it all!

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Desanera Starling
1
Desanera Starling

Passes the Bechtel test!

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K.C. Kuhn
1
K.C. Kuhn

Because I saw the Little Creature.

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Kevin
1
Kevin

The song.

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Eve Lee
1
Eve Lee

"Snow...head."

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Ben
1
Ben

If Eeagh wins I’m watching my Boggy Creek 2 MST3k dvd!

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Leif Hassell
1
Leif Hassell

Well, I'm from Arkansas, so how could I neglect our wonderful contribution to cinematic misery! ;)

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Josh Ryals
1
Josh Ryals

I voted for Boggy Creek II to stop northern aggression. Really though, I think this episode is not only one of the crowning achievements of MST3K but of comedy in general.

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Tiffany Fricke
1
Tiffany Fricke

Both of these are SO funny! Tough call. But it would be fun to ask my in-laws to join me this Thanksgiving in mimicking the professor's gun stance.

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Sam Adams
1
Sam Adams

Shirtless hicks

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Jamie Rogers
1
Jamie Rogers

Football, mudding in the 4X4 and the little creature — all great Thanksgiving traditions.

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Robert Greene
0
Robert Greene

Cheesy movie does gets chance

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Tim Soholt
0
Tim Soholt

Gotta go with the river bottoms!

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Troy LeMoine
0
Troy LeMoine

Honestly picking this because I know Eegah like the back of my hand!

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Ashley
0
Ashley

Its a good-un cousin.

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Benjamin Hom
0
Benjamin Hom

The World Wonders what became of Boggy Creek I...

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
0
M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Servo's Waffle House song makes me laugh EVERY TIME.

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Michael T. Smith
0
Michael T. Smith

I majored in Boggy Creek studies. You can pretty much write your own ticket

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Eric Tacti
0
Eric Tacti

Team Mike, Bill and Kevin!

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kenny jensen
0
kenny jensen

Iv never seen Boggy Creek 2, is it as bad as the first Boggy Creek?

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Bill Covington
0
Bill Covington

It's tough to vote against Eegah, because it has a joke about the Cave of the Mounds, which is about 2 miles from me! But, c'mon... Boggy Creek II! Bigfoot! Charles Pierce! outhouse stories! Classic!

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joshuWhat
0
joshuWhat

It's written, directed, produced by, and starting Charles B. Pierce, who also gave a leading role to his son - a sure sign of quality. This movie is riff fodder - the flashbacks, acting, and story

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Kori Valz
0
Kori Valz

I haven't seen it enough.

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Shannon Tobias
0
Shannon Tobias

I'm from Arkansas!

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Erin Cade
0
Erin Cade

His name is Tributary?

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Marcus Cade
0
Marcus Cade

My favorite episode!

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Josh H(Viper)
0
Josh H(Viper)

A classic episode

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Caitlin Town
0
Caitlin Town

It's a poop emergency! She snaps into action and votes Boggy Creek!

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Michael Urban
0
Michael Urban

75,000 insane hog callers and the little creature.

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Aabra Jaggard
0
Aabra Jaggard

That little creature. In his tiny shorts.

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Eviliz
0
Eviliz

I was just looking for a Waffle House

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Dan Asnis
0
Dan Asnis

Ergah is no mach for Crenshaw

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Mairi Quodomine
0
Mairi Quodomine

The second one in a series is often worse than the first. Guaranteed hideous movie

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Sara Lipowitz
0
Sara Lipowitz

I need to borrow a cup of shirt.

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Janie Davis
0
Janie Davis

its a great movie,and i love mst3000

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Sean Besaw
0
Sean Besaw

Hands down 1 of my top 5 episodes

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Nathan Smith
0
Nathan Smith

I put Tim in front to absorb the first hail of bullets...

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Joshua Keene
0
Joshua Keene

I'm partial to the hicksploitation "horror" movies of the 70s, though Eegah is a strong contender.

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E. A. Bruce
0
E. A. Bruce

Because of these river bottoms and TIM!

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Jordan Bevic
0
Jordan Bevic

I've seen Eegah more often.

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Sam LaMonica
0
Sam LaMonica

"This is great! I'm polluting the water AND making noise!"

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Kia Ora
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Kia Ora

I think both are past marathon fodder. Anything's better than Final Sacrifice, Space Mutiny or Mitchell again.

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Nicholas Volosin
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Nicholas Volosin

Because it's BIGFEET!

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Last_Starfytr
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Last_Starfytr

Because of the shorts of course

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Kimberly Heiser
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Kimberly Heiser

I love this episode because the movie feels like the director thinks he is creating a master piece and the assistant director is trying to take the pee out of it.

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Michael Schiavo
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Michael Schiavo

"Eegah" is surely a classic, but this episode is chock full of good, hearty riffs. Crenshaw, you fascinate me!

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Masque of the Redrua Death
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Masque of the Redrua Death

Because who doesn't love Arkansas Razorback football?

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David Demonstranti
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David Demonstranti

I love this movie. I live in South Florida and we have an area named Boggy Creek. Always smile when I travel by there.

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Rick M
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Rick M

This is my favorite MST3K episode of all time. My favorite line: "God bless you half-man half-pig!"

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Chris Tari
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Chris Tari

As much as I like Eegah and think it's a classic, I figured "why not change it up?"

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Jd McIntyre
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Jd McIntyre

I do love Eegah but I've seen that episode waaaaayyyy to many times.

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Mark McDermott
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Mark McDermott

Poor Eegah just comes to a sad end. I just— just— can't bear to see him suffer!

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Stephen M. Crabtree
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Stephen M. Crabtree

Boggy II was actually the first ever episode that I found LIVE on SciFi. I was hooked from that episode, and went on to collect the entire series.

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Lilyán Navarro
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Lilyán Navarro

Because in this crazy world we're living in, we could all use a Happily Ever After ending where the creature(s) get to go off into the sunset/sunrise whatever, instead of being killed off.

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Celena Hval
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Celena Hval

"On the wings of a snow white dove..."

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Keith Davis
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Keith Davis

If just for the Purple Plastic Pith Helmet...

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Greggory Basore
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Greggory Basore

I like the name better because it has more words.

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Ay Jay
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Ay Jay

Because I'm not continuing like I used to, let me tell ya.

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chad
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chad

Hilariously underrated episode! Home to one of the greatest and most disturbing scenes of all time!

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lorri gavitt
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lorri gavitt

We need Batchman!!

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Adam Boyd
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Adam Boyd

BC2 needs more love - Eegah is classic MST, but let it have the holiday off :-D

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Ashley Holtgraver
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Ashley Holtgraver

I'm ready to get boggy.

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Scott Pfitzinger
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Scott Pfitzinger

Great riffing and seen less frequently than Eegah

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Jeff Mangum
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Jeff Mangum

Clear sign of a bad movie when it is written by, directed by, and starring the same person. Thank you Charles B. Pierce!

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Scott Shull
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Scott Shull

It makes life seem less dumb

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Stella Starpauer
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Stella Starpauer

I want to see the little creature!

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Jamie Alexandre Hall
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Jamie Alexandre Hall

This was a hard call. EEGAH is a favorite. Boggy Creek II is a favorite. But I saw the series in reverse, so I saw Boggy Creek before I saw Eegah -- so Boggy was a favorite first.

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Jay Skillman
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Jay Skillman

Because I haven't seen big foot in a while...

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Jennifer Upton
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Jennifer Upton

Because I love anything with Bigfoot in it.

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Diane Marie Lilleg
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Diane Marie Lilleg

I don't think I ever saw this one!......And I really want to!

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Shawn Jester
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Shawn Jester

Someone go to Tim's hollow tree and wake him up please.

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Rita Lyons
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Rita Lyons

Both are good episodes. Each has their own grossness factor. Creepy daughter shaves dad scene vs nasty outhouse scene.But Boggy Creek has more laughs overall, even if it doesn't "watch out for snakes"

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MeriTyler MoreSnow
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MeriTyler MoreSnow

Where else can you hear ol' chestnuts such as, "Drivin' down the road, lookin' for a Waffle House, drinkin' lotsa Wild Turkeyyyy!" Not to mention Servo in the Brownie uniform of yesteryear.

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Eric Fell
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Eric Fell

I love a good legend, and I love a good continuing. Sounds like this one has both.

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Bob Quinlan
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Bob Quinlan

I saw the little creature!

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Ron McAdams
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Ron McAdams

On the wings of a snoooow whiiiiiite doooove.....

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Stacie Cebreros
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Stacie Cebreros

One of my top 5 favorites! What do you think....TIM?!?!

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Jon Pfeiler
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Jon Pfeiler

This is SO DAMN HARD!!! Eegah And Boggy Creek?!!!! I wish it could be both...but i gotta say Boggy creek because Serene Hedin

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Jean Nottestad
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Jean Nottestad

Eegah makes me throw up a little in my mouth.

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Jeff Conrad
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Jeff Conrad

Draining swamp science is what america needs right now

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Michael Kilgore
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Michael Kilgore

Because we need to watch some football on Thanksgiving.

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Josh Deane
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Josh Deane

This is a hard decision, but I'm only voting for this one because I haven't seen it as many times!

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Joel McMurray
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Joel McMurray

Here, let me talk to Stick Boy.

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Brandon Lilly
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Brandon Lilly

I would like to see some deeper cuts this year. Eegah is a great one, we all know that but how about something different.

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artrockz
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artrockz

Because you never know when you'll need to borrow a cup of shirt

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OculusQuestFun
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OculusQuestFun

Because Boggy Creek 1 was so good that part deux has to be so epic that one could say it's up boggy creek without a paddle.

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Joey JoJo Shabadoo
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Joey JoJo Shabadoo

Tough call, but between the mustached know-it-all father figures in these films, Dr. Brian C. Lockheart is more of an ass.

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Ken Stroebel
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Ken Stroebel

Two great options. I guess the deciding factor was that this one has a scene at a football game (go insane hogs!) and it is Thanksgiving, after all. Well, plus it has Tanya, so....

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Harry Sherman
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Harry Sherman

This is just one of my favorite episodes.

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Christopher Nichols
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Christopher Nichols

Where else can you find pierced chuck for $1.49 a pound?? This is one of my favorite episodes.

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Narcotic Casserole Productions
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Narcotic Casserole Productions

Underplayed compared to Eegah

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nos4a2138
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nos4a2138

Because F Eegah that's why

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Doctaru Ravenbe
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Doctaru Ravenbe

while I do enjoy me some Richard Kiel, I have to go with some bigfoot hijinx.

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Kelley B. Vlahos
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Kelley B. Vlahos

Because I want to 'see the little creature.'

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Michael Davison
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Michael Davison

We're going camping, and you're going to watch.

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Denise Schuster
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Denise Schuster

I've seen Eegah upteen times on Pluto and can't handle it anymore!!! The movie itself... no complaints on the riffing. I don't recall seeing this episode so I hope it doesn't come back to haunt me!

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Mary Rye
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Mary Rye

anything as an alternative to eegah

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vonpookie
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vonpookie

I love both, but Eegah I have seen soooooo many more times

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Brian Edsell
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Brian Edsell

I've seen Eegah, I've never seen BGII

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Belle Bradford
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Belle Bradford

Its green slimy and pretty!

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Mike Lewis
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Mike Lewis

Because, sequel. Need I say more?

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Dave Howard
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Dave Howard

It is damn funny. The other one wanders.

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Dana Rene'
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Dana Rene'

I need short shorts, beards, giant walkie talkies, girls stuck in jeeps, radar...

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Rick Russell
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Rick Russell

I have a PhD in Creekology from the University of Kennebumport

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Greg Method
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Greg Method

As hokey as "Eegah" is and as iconic to the show as it is, "Boogy Creek" is the product of a director who thought way too highly of himself and his stories, which lends a faint,smelly air of pomposity

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Stephen Kellat
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Stephen Kellat

The legend needs continue

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

I love both episodes, but cherish Boggy Creek II more, because it was one of my dad's favorites.

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Ben Murphy
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Ben Murphy

This one's got it all. College football, cute anthropology students, a professor w/ a rifle, insane hog callers, a baby squatch, narration, and best of all, one FINE lookin' moonshiner in overalls.

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Mothra
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Mothra

Perhaps the most comfy MST3K movie they ever watched. Big Crenshaw fan.

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Ryan Barker
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Ryan Barker

One word: Crenshaw

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Robert Jindra
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Robert Jindra

This was the first MST3K episode I ever watched, and it got me into the series!

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Jay Williams
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Jay Williams

I was born in Arkansas so I have a special place in my heart for this one.

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Denise L
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Denise L

it's got everything, it's got, bogs, it's got creeks, it's got legends!

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Mikey Elms
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Mikey Elms

I have to go with this one. I'm allergic to shaving cream.

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Nicole Loughran
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Nicole Loughran

It is so bad. Those jeans...too tight.

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Bruce Turbeville
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Bruce Turbeville

Because we're from the University... and we're studying 'man'..!

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Sam Prus
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Sam Prus

Because I'm looking for a turquoise blue plastic pith helmet

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Wes Saylors
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Wes Saylors

Boggy Creek 2 is, simply, the funniest episode that Mike and the bots did (in my opinion). And even though I have seen it a multitude of times, I laugh just as hard each time.

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Jerry Fuson
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Jerry Fuson

Geez, kid, do a push-up.

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Raven Cain
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Raven Cain

Everyone needs to see the little creature

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Luke Yount
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Luke Yount

“Can I borrow a cup of shirt?”

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Vick Manco Flores
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Vick Manco Flores

When I started watching mst3k Mike was the host and it's just always nostalgic seeing him host.

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KozyTimeOnline
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KozyTimeOnline

I mean if only for the skit with observer at the guitar. Love that bit.

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Jess Burke
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Jess Burke

"I am that wild man."

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David Iacovino Sr.
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David Iacovino Sr.

It's "earnest & heartfelt" schlock.

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Dan Wiencek
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Dan Wiencek

The believability was quite high!

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James Evans
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James Evans

I live in texarkana

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Gregory Lannom
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Gregory Lannom

MAGA people will appreciate a film that shows them in a sympathetic light, cousin.

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Nicole Loughran
Nicole Loughran

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

Eh, I'd just like to mix things up a little and go with a deep cut for turkey day. That's all. Besides, this one may have held up better in my mind.

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Travis Huffman
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Travis Huffman

The movie is hilarious with great riffs. I love this episode.

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Anthony Virzi
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Anthony Virzi

Because it’s one of the few I have not seen yet!

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Garrett Solomon
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Garrett Solomon

I haven’t watched it yet

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Brodie Mann
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Brodie Mann

Because I'm still holding out hope that MST3K will once again be revived, if only to do the entire Boggy Creek Franchise.

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Alison Lankheit
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Alison Lankheit

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM

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Jason H.
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Jason H.

oh this is a classic!

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Duane Drew
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Duane Drew

The laughs just never stop with this episode, every line is hilarious.

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Bill Green
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Bill Green

Creepy swamp guy!!

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Derrick Frazier
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Derrick Frazier

I'm actually watching this one as I type. This is hard to pick my favorites when I love every episode.

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Douglas Morse
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Douglas Morse

It's just so damn cheesy!

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Andrew Monteith
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Andrew Monteith

I was just driving down the road, looking for a Waffle House, drinking lots of Wild Turkey...and wound up on this site.

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Beathil Tenchijeff
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Beathil Tenchijeff

My girlfriend likes Mike, and I've see Eegah twice already.

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Rich Bergin
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Rich Bergin

I saw the little creature.

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Justin Corwin
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Justin Corwin

eegah is played out

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The Unabeefer, anarchist.
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The Unabeefer, anarchist.

I like them both, but Boggy Creek gets less play.

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Dave Girod
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Dave Girod

The superb acting of Jimmy Clem.

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Michael Pullmann
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Michael Pullmann

Hailing from around this region, I deeply appreciated the many completely accurate jokes about life in the area.

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Timm McCoy
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Timm McCoy

Ive seen Eeagh.

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Keep Fighting Blue Uphill for 2020
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Keep Fighting Blue Uphill for 2020

I've seen Eegah too many times now. :)

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Kieran Cowan
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Kieran Cowan

Why not go with the one we've all seen fewer times?

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Mark Burger
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Mark Burger

This was a tough call... they're both great episodes. Old Man Crenshaw helped me tip the scales... and maybe we won't have to see Arch Hall's ugly mug.

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Dan Hjulberg
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Dan Hjulberg

Eegah is over played. Its a great episode but i would much rather watch one of the lesser played episodes

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Leslie Maryann Neal
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Leslie Maryann Neal

Enough Eegah. Watch out for snakes. We get it. You based a tour on it, for Pete's sake. Boggy Creek II deserves its day in the sun!

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mechazookie
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mechazookie

One of my favorite Mike episodes.

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