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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/24/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

63%
Pod People WINNER

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37%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

58

63%
Pod People

94 Comments
Tim Livingston
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Tim Livingston

CHIEF. MCCLOUD.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:31:44 -0500

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Bruce Turbeville
2
Bruce Turbeville

featuring music by your little brother's Casio...!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:54:28 -0500

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Alana Coles
2
Alana Coles

It STINKS!!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:37:01 -0500

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Russell Boyer
1
Russell Boyer

It stinks. 👌

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 21:17:22 -0500

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

TRUMPY!!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:20:46 -0500

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Jonathan French
1
Jonathan French

Trumpy made me do it.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:12:18 -0500

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Zoltan Wilson
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Zoltan Wilson

IT STINKS

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:46:21 -0500

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Diana Psotka
1
Diana Psotka

It's just so bizarre, I can't put it into words. But I love it like I love little winged potatoes.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:40:56 -0500

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Matthew Deall
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Matthew Deall

It stinks!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:31:07 -0500

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Joel McMurray
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Joel McMurray

I'm a big fan of potatoes.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:27:21 -0500

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Neighborsans
1
Neighborsans

I need some smucker's raspberry jam

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:26:57 -0500

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Robert Webster Caldwell
Robert Webster Caldwell

You see with a name like Smuckers, you know it’s good

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 13:32:39 -0500

Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

These are such good matchups. Two of my all-time favorites. However...how can you possibly top an episode with TWO of the most iconic MST3K songs: Idiot Control Now and Clown in the Sky?

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 10:56:16 -0500

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MST3K
MST3K

I hurt myself with this particular pair-up, trust me. I love both but Pod People takes it for me too.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:34:25 -0500

j c
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j c

First MST video tape I rented fron Blockbuster!

Sat, 24 Oct 2020 19:34:25 -0500

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Robert Greene
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Robert Greene

Funny comments during the movie made for a great time.

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 20:22:49 -0500

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Joe Musgrove
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Joe Musgrove

👌 It stinks!

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 19:26:52 -0500

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Jim K
0
Jim K

Huzzah!

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 14:46:14 -0500

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The Dark Face
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The Dark Face

'Cause Trumpy can do stupid things!

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 11:42:29 -0500

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

Idiot control now!

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 01:49:05 -0500

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Darryl Thomas
0
Darryl Thomas

"It STINKS!"

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 08:02:20 -0500

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Vicky Linderholm
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Vicky Linderholm

Why wouldn’t I?

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 07:13:39 -0500

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Jill r
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Jill r

One the best episodes of all time!!! And probably one of the most quotable episodes w/ such great lines of all time!!! No matter how many times I watch it, it's still funny!!! Chief, McCloud." 😆❤👌

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 05:30:39 -0500

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Tim Anderson
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Tim Anderson

Parts is great but Pod People is something I still quote with friends.

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 00:49:23 -0500

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Duval Guerino
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Duval Guerino

Pod People was the first MST3K tape I owned, and is still one of the best episodes of MST3K of all time!

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 22:23:21 -0500

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Lisa Knipe
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Lisa Knipe

TRUMPY!

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 18:08:23 -0500

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Mike Podruchny
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Mike Podruchny

Always a classic favorite and also a family nickname.

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 17:16:32 -0500

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Jim Bunch
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Jim Bunch

It stinks!

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 15:54:35 -0500

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Rebecca
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Rebecca

The only Trump-y I care to see again.

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 15:35:48 -0500

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Joseph Kuczenski
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Joseph Kuczenski

Because "It Stinks!"

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 12:00:24 -0500

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John Detlie
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John Detlie

Because it stinks! 👌

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 10:55:52 -0500

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Snow
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Snow

Little potatoes

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 10:24:29 -0500

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J H
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J H

Huzzah!

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 09:45:29 -0500

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Arthur Bassett
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Arthur Bassett

"Steady as she goes were flying over trout. Sack of monkeys in my pocket, my sisters ready to go.

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 09:15:46 -0500

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Marcus Ward
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Marcus Ward

It stinks!!!

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 08:42:36 -0500

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John Matthew Mattie
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John Matthew Mattie

The only Trump I like.

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 07:24:30 -0500

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Too Much Scrolling
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Too Much Scrolling

Perhaps the PERFECT example of what MST3K can do. iconic

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 07:16:12 -0500

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

They got hairy hands and bright blue eyes And they walk around whacking RenFest guys They got lengthy noses with which they use to eat They lobotomize anyone they try to greet

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 06:58:58 -0500

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Sally Michelle
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Sally Michelle

It stinks!

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 05:46:13 -0500

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

Good, he's the best...

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 05:36:06 -0500

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
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Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Pod People was the very first episode I watched on late night TV. I knew I had found something awesome, so my #1 will always be Pod People. Wing-ed potatoes!

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 05:03:39 -0500

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Tiffany Fricke
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Tiffany Fricke

I'm so stupid. The "Clown in the Sky" song moves me.

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 01:41:01 -0500

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

No Trumpy no!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 23:36:01 -0500

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Stephen Bradford Doherty
0
Stephen Bradford Doherty

It stinks!👍

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 23:23:49 -0500

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Mike Welker
0
Mike Welker

Tough one but the quirky Canadian woodsy drama is just so odd- and frankly, HUZZAH!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 22:54:55 -0500

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Troy LeMoine
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Troy LeMoine

The angel voiced young boy in this always cracks me up. "You can do magic, Trumpy!?" "It's called *Evil* kid"

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 22:52:27 -0500

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Joshua Keene
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Joshua Keene

Trumpy, you can do stupid things!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 22:23:49 -0500

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John Harris
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John Harris

Both of these are great episodes, but Pod People is iconic. Can't we have both though?

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 22:01:01 -0500

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Eddie J Miller
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Eddie J Miller

It stinks!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 21:27:07 -0500

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Jim DeSalvo
0
Jim DeSalvo

Trumpy!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 21:25:17 -0500

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Honest Jonn
0
Honest Jonn

Because Trumpy can do magic things!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 21:23:41 -0500

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Britt Whale
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Britt Whale

"Trumpy, you can do stupid things!"

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 21:17:02 -0500

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ktfergus
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ktfergus

Damn. One of my fave joel episodes vs. one of my fave mike episodes. Its a sophies choice moment

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 20:28:30 -0500

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Hawk
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Hawk

It stinks!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 20:05:03 -0500

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Gary Cahall
0
Gary Cahall

Because after this year's election campaigning is mercifully over, it will be nice on Thanksgiving to watch a "Trumpy" that I like.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 19:57:19 -0500

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Matt Watson
0
Matt Watson

👌 it stinks

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 19:53:38 -0500

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Greg Method
0
Greg Method

Tough choice, but "Pod People" is just too iconic.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 19:48:41 -0500

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Benjamin Hom
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Benjamin Hom

It's not about pods. It's not about people. It's all about pain.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 19:28:48 -0500

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Matt Kelly
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Matt Kelly

It's the first one I watched!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 18:34:50 -0500

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Dale Short
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Dale Short

It stinks

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 18:22:00 -0500

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Kate Bruton
0
Kate Bruton

TRUMPY! NO!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 18:02:20 -0500

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Terry Lehman
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Terry Lehman

Little potatoes?

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 17:48:30 -0500

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

It stinks!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 17:05:42 -0500

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Marc Nottke
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Marc Nottke

Chief? McCloud!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 16:57:51 -0500

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Beef-Squatch Berenstain Bear
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Beef-Squatch Berenstain Bear

Trumpy you can do stupid things.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 16:43:19 -0500

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Ricardo Silkworth
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Ricardo Silkworth

Because Trumpy can do stupid magic duh

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 16:21:40 -0500

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Denise L
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Denise L

Pod People 4 Ever

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 16:18:57 -0500

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Bryan Ourso
0
Bryan Ourso

It stinks!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 15:16:07 -0500

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Josh L
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Josh L

This one was DIFFICULT. I like them both. But 1) Chief? McCloud??, 2) Trumpy does stupid things! 3) I voted a Mike ep the last two times. But I do love me some Peter Graves, and his time at UM

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 14:51:10 -0500

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Nate Howitz
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Nate Howitz

Joel forever

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 14:31:20 -0500

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Donovan Wesner
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Donovan Wesner

It has nothing to do with pods. It has nothing to do with people. It has everything to do with hurting.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 14:25:19 -0500

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Robert Webster Caldwell
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Robert Webster Caldwell

Little winged potatoes

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 13:30:29 -0500

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Joe Nevarez
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Joe Nevarez

Trumpy you can do stupid things

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 13:24:07 -0500

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Chris Tari
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Chris Tari

Because IT STINKS!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 13:22:26 -0500

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

I feel like I should be the better fan and bring attention to a quite underrated episode like Clonus, but come on! Clonus isn't a super obscure episode anyhow, it doesn't need more eyes drawn to it.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 13:22:11 -0500

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Mikey Elms
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Mikey Elms

Parts is a snoozefest.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 13:15:53 -0500

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ThePeronah
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ThePeronah

It's great seeing the President in this early role.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 13:15:22 -0500

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Steven Otte
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Steven Otte

Trumpy! You can do stupid things!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 13:04:27 -0500

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Clayton Trotz
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Clayton Trotz

Hearts of Space jokes always win it for me.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:59:27 -0500

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Andrew Brandt
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Andrew Brandt

Feels like playing it safe, but can't vote against Trumpy....wait, don't read into that.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:59:10 -0500

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Diane Marie Lilleg
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Diane Marie Lilleg

One of my son's and my favorites!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:43:00 -0500

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Merri Hall Cross
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Merri Hall Cross

Ooo this was hard as I enjoy them both but this one? Well, IT STINKS!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:30:35 -0500

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

Because it stinks!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:29:33 -0500

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

The riffing is hilarious. And the classic "👌🏻It stinks" bit. And host segments are great.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:21:31 -0500

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Newt Calkins
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Newt Calkins

Though I'm a Mike guy, Pod People is classic Joel goodness. "It stinks!"

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:09:40 -0500

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Andrew Green
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Andrew Green

"It stinks!"

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:57:48 -0500

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Don Forsberg
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Don Forsberg

It stinks!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:53:55 -0500

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🌊harasan
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🌊harasan

"Trumpy, you can do stupid things." is exactly what we need right now.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:50:01 -0500

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Marian Luther
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Marian Luther

My daughter told me to.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:38:37 -0500

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Joseph Klemm
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Joseph Klemm

Trumpy, you can do stupid things!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:37:29 -0500

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Gregory Strain
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Gregory Strain

Honestly I just love this movie, it's just so weird and the episode has some great host segments because of it.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:30:27 -0500

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Tina Coughlin
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Tina Coughlin

Because it stinks! 👌🏻

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:29:45 -0500

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Alicia Rodriguez
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Alicia Rodriguez

Oh, Trumpy!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:28:15 -0500

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Masque of the Redrua Death
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Masque of the Redrua Death

It stinks.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:27:51 -0500

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Parts: The Clonus Horror

58 Comments
Erin Grooms
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Erin Grooms

I'm tired of seeing trumpy do stupid things.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:36:40 -0500

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Pinstar
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Pinstar

Fantastic, but often slept-on, Mike-Era episode. The "Unethical organization for the benefit of rich people" motif of the movie might be a bit more relevant to the world today too. Plus Dr. Mario.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:34:33 -0500

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Barbara L. LeMaster
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Barbara L. LeMaster

BIOGRAPHY!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 15:52:56 -0500

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Nick Coffin
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Nick Coffin

Don't you want to go to A M E R I C A ?

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 15:38:57 -0500

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Brock
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Brock

Hi, I'm Peter Graves with Biography

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 13:46:14 -0500

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Ben
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Ben

Clones, puffy hat guys, old man acting, terry cloth clothes. Going to America...Today...and blink....This is so much better than The Island movie :)

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:55:36 -0500

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Diana White Smith
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Diana White Smith

Love Pod People, but have seen it a bajillion times!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:50:27 -0500

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Kenneth E. Morgan
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Kenneth E. Morgan

Both have great riffing, but "Pod People" is far too slow of a movie.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:50:09 -0500

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Dave M Gray
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Dave M Gray

Parts is a good episode that doesn't get nearly the attention of Pod People, which is still endlessly referenced and winked at in the community.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:45:21 -0500

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Amanda Walczesky Danielson
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Amanda Walczesky Danielson

I found a thing in the river that said something about Milwaukee and now I'm a clone.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:37:37 -0500

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

‘Merica

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:34:44 -0500

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Kimberly Edsell
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Kimberly Edsell

Going to America. TODAY!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 17:53:08 -0500

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Heather Flynn
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Heather Flynn

It’s seriously underrated

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 17:35:43 -0500

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Not Billehecka
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Not Billehecka

Trumpy is just too painful

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 15:24:08 -0500

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Howard Sauertieg
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Howard Sauertieg

It's one of the best examples of the "made for TV movie" style of film making, even if it was not made for TV. Also it's very funny.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 15:01:43 -0500

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Sara Lipowitz
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Sara Lipowitz

I voted for Parts -- TODAY!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:51:52 -0500

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Chelsea McQuaid
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Chelsea McQuaid

I'm not sure I remember this one!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:49:01 -0500

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Drea Larkin Hendrix
0
Drea Larkin Hendrix

"Coming to America" running gag, whiny hero sound effects, and jokes about the celebrity cast make this movie much funnier than the funny, but sometimes flat Pod People.

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 21:56:10 -0500

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Martin Kelly
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Martin Kelly

Wipe me Clone Daddy,

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 15:23:12 -0500

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Corey Core Grundstein
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Corey Core Grundstein

This isn't fair, putting Clonus against Pod People! Clonus is one of the best episodes of ALL of MST's run! Very underappreciated episode & you destroyed any chance of people voting for it against PP.

Fri, 23 Oct 2020 11:09:29 -0500

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Michael Schiavo
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Michael Schiavo

She looks like Henry Silva in a wig.

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 10:50:55 -0500

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XxkngmnrnxX
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XxkngmnrnxX

So many 'Bewitched' references, love it!

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 08:27:30 -0500

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Ben Murphy
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Ben Murphy

Bounce. Behave! Bounce. Behave! And the crotch fire after their picnic.

Thu, 22 Oct 2020 00:02:18 -0500

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Ben Murphy
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Ben Murphy

Bounce. Behave! Bounce. Behave!

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 23:55:26 -0500

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Gus Rubio
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Gus Rubio

The running Biography references and all the Peter Graves impressions make this one an absolute winner.

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 20:32:40 -0500

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Kimberly Heiser
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Kimberly Heiser

Pew “Ow” Pew “Ow” Pew “Ow”

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 17:55:10 -0500

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Andrew Gauer
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Andrew Gauer

Tired of always seeing the same episodes this is a gem of an episode. Mike era needs more representation

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 17:50:33 -0500

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george olmos
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george olmos

Cuz that dude's crotch was on fire, better stunt than any in The Island

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 17:20:05 -0500

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Hilary Aronow
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Hilary Aronow

I want to watch this one...."later on."

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 15:03:05 -0500

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Travis Huffman
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Travis Huffman

Can I watch Lion King again?!

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 13:19:37 -0500

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Dakotacrat
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Dakotacrat

I mean we blew up two random old people in the end which was just so random you couldn't help but chuckle.

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 12:55:36 -0500

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Chris Wilson
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Chris Wilson

It has been a LONG time since I've seen this one, one of the first episodes I saw. Great stuff

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 12:55:01 -0500

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Beardo Beatnick
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Beardo Beatnick

Can't we all just have some clone organs with gravy this turkey day?

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 11:17:49 -0500

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Luis Reyes
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Luis Reyes

Best performance by Keenan Wynn in a cheap movie.

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 10:33:01 -0500

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Mark Burger
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Mark Burger

Come on with the 70's dystopian shlock!

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 07:58:58 -0500

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Gabriel D
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Gabriel D

Haven't seen this one before.

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 07:43:20 -0500

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Nicholas Pozsgay
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Nicholas Pozsgay

Honestly, i see this one less. I've seen Pod People a thousand times. I've seen Parts maybe only a couple hundred times.

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 06:26:57 -0500

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Leslie Maryann Neal
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Leslie Maryann Neal

Because Pod People has been shown at enough Turkey Day marathons.

Wed, 21 Oct 2020 02:08:14 -0500

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Anthony Rios
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Anthony Rios

We need a Biography on the Endora symposium.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 23:11:47 -0500

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Ashley
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Ashley

ptsh ow! Ptsh ow! Ptsh ow!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 21:28:58 -0500

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Jason Russell
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Jason Russell

Who knows why

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 20:23:38 -0500

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Myrrh Kingwell
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Myrrh Kingwell

Why not carve up your turkey to Parts?

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 20:18:36 -0500

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Jessi Mellenthin
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Jessi Mellenthin

I love this episode, it was my first MST3K episode and I haven't seen it on a marathon

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 19:08:16 -0500

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Megan Eckert
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Megan Eckert

I've never seen this episode

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 18:27:04 -0500

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Raven Cain
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Raven Cain

Because let's face it, clones are rock stupid.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 17:58:15 -0500

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Rives Binford
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Rives Binford

I spent my childhood quoting "I think you're neat. I like how keen you are."

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 17:38:31 -0500

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Brian Edsell
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Brian Edsell

Only you can prevent crotch fires

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 17:38:27 -0500

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Dan Wiencek
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Dan Wiencek

Saturn: A different kind of car company.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 17:26:25 -0500

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Eviliz
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Eviliz

Too oft overlooked and no amount of killer aliens can be scarier than 'what if rich people decided to do this IRL' and the answer 'how do you know they aren't?'

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 17:04:08 -0500

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Jeff Mangum
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Jeff Mangum

Blllliiink!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 16:29:39 -0500

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David Grimes
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David Grimes

Don’t get me wrong, Pod People is classic. But Peter Graves in a genuinely well built sci-fi dystopia nearly broken apart by a beer can? Also; Let’s put out our flaming crotches and go find your nose.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:54:02 -0500

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Ricky Carlstedt
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Ricky Carlstedt

I've never seen this one before, but I've seen Pod People many times.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:42:31 -0500

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

More of a vote against Trumpy than for Peter Graves.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:10:21 -0500

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Chris Duranko
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Chris Duranko

I love me some Trumpy but I've seen it a lot. Never saw this one!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 12:08:37 -0500

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Jeff Conrad
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Jeff Conrad

Become a part of America!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:54:24 -0500

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Mark Hartless
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Mark Hartless

I have seen (and loved) their riffing on Pod People. I have not seen the other one.

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:44:23 -0500

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KozyTimeOnline
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KozyTimeOnline

I know pod people is a classic but we are talking about Biography! Also, one of the weirdest explosion edits I have ever seen!

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:31:59 -0500

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David Mello
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David Mello

Mainly because I thought Darrin had dumped Samantha and wound up in a cloning farm when I saw this the first time

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 11:26:58 -0500

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Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

The Big Head

10

Johnny Longtorso

11

The Big Head

10 Comments
Jim Hanson
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Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:20:42 -0600

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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM
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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:37:24 -0600

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Arlene Harris
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Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:21:56 -0600

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James Scoggin
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James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:14:42 -0600

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black and white spies
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black and white spies

Pixar

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 22:43:11 -0500

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Ben
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Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:16:58 -0600

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:30:35 -0600

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Derek Smith
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Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:22:25 -0600

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:56:46 -0600

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Michael Kilgore
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Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:31:42 -0600

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Johnny Longtorso

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Russell Boyer
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Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:42:58 -0600

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Kirsty The Hermit
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Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:12:45 -0600

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

more practical

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:09:35 -0600

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Leeann Key
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Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 21:45:41 -0600

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Jonathon Hoff
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Jonathon Hoff

Storage issue

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 09:28:15 -0600

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Jennifred Hollybright
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Jennifred Hollybright

I collect action figures

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0600

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 07:28:28 -0600

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Bussho Lahn
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Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 22:43:53 -0600

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Nate Butler
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Nate Butler

He's long!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:12:13 -0600

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

ACCESSORIES!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:25:50 -0600

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Claire Jumper
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Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:10:11 -0600

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Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Mitchell

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Rowsdower

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Mitchell

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
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Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:49:03 -0600

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Jeff Rohr
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Jeff Rohr

I'm pretty sure this is Jack Black.

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 10:21:20 -0500

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

Two words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 20:50:25 -0600

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Vega$ Chicken
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Vega$ Chicken

From a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:43:22 -0600

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Doc Gregory
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Doc Gregory

It's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:10:23 -0600

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Gordon Rhys
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Gordon Rhys

He'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 07:00:56 -0600

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Dee Schendel
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Dee Schendel

I think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:54:52 -0600

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Wes Pledger
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Wes Pledger

Mitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:36:53 -0600

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Brian John Davidson
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Brian John Davidson

It would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:14 -0600

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
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Alexandrea Cyril Niell

My, my, my, my house guest.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:10:56 -0600

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Rowsdower

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Vern Pike
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Vern Pike

Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:20:42 -0600

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Ben
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Ben

Denim, mullet, beer and a sidekick . Yeah this guy was built to save us all and the world!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:50:11 -0600

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Graham Connor
Graham Connor

Amen!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:14:53 -0600

Marion Nanette Holmes
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Marion Nanette Holmes

They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:14:17 -0600

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Opia R. Castle
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Opia R. Castle

Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:11:23 -0600

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Andrew Brandt
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Andrew Brandt

Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:51:31 -0600

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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist
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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist

Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:41:25 -0600

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:06 -0600

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M Doyle
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M Doyle

I want to find out if there’s beer on the sun. Rowsdower will get me there.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:09:33 -0600

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Noble Lashley
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Noble Lashley

I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:02:52 -0600

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

He'll get us that beer on the sun.

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:52:55 -0600

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sean grady
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sean grady

We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 07:53:22 -0600

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Kate Halleron
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Kate Halleron

At least he TRIES.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:47:52 -0600

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Josh Brown
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Josh Brown

Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 07:48:04 -0600

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NealyPlum Gamer
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NealyPlum Gamer

I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 17:21:21 -0600

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Graham Connor
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Graham Connor

Excuse me...I’m Canadian!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:13:05 -0600

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Brock Barber
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Brock Barber

Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 15:18:21 -0600

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Trevor Moses
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Trevor Moses

I have enough beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 14:04:44 -0600

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Aaron Noble
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Aaron Noble

Maaan, I basically AM Rowsdower.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 10:29:43 -0600

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Rick Halm
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Rick Halm

Rowsdower will only drink my beer and pass out. Mitchell will shoot me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 21:51:10 -0600

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David Schmidt
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David Schmidt

Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:56:30 -0600

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Newt Calkins
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Newt Calkins

Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:30:01 -0600

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Warren English
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Warren English

The mullet.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:25:37 -0600

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
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M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:23:20 -0600

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:23:26 -0600

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Kerrin Dworkowski
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Kerrin Dworkowski

We could talk about beer on the sun!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:12:22 -0600

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John Arminio
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John Arminio

I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:16:47 -0600

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Jeremy Nilson
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Jeremy Nilson

Food!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:17:26 -0600

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Zachariah Mason
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Zachariah Mason

Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:13:26 -0600

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CaptEoNinja83
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CaptEoNinja83

My family and I LOVE this man!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:38:15 -0600

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Andrew Thomas
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Andrew Thomas

He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:19:51 -0600

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MST3K
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MST3K

Cult stories > cop stories

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:46:08 -0600

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