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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/23/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

53%
The Day the Earth Froze WINNER

60

47%
Laserblast

66

53%
The Day the Earth Froze

60 Comments
Lord Alpha
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Lord Alpha

"Here Comes The Circus" short is one of their best riffs. TDTEF is also a top tier riff episode.

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Leslie Maryann Neal
1
Leslie Maryann Neal

It's my girlfriend's favorite episode.

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Tim Soholt
0
Tim Soholt

This is near-peak Joel-era zaniness!

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Kimberly Heiser
0
Kimberly Heiser

A look at alternative climate change.

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Emma Jochum
0
Emma Jochum

It's always hilarious, and the Circus Short at the front of the film nearly makes me pee myself every. damn. time.

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Laura Moore
0
Laura Moore

I LOVE this one. I actually looked into the whole Sampo deal - very interesting, & makes the movie so much better.

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Rebecca
0
Rebecca

Sampo. 'Nough Said.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Hands down, my favorite MST3K ever! Goofy movie, hysterical riffs, what more could a MSTie want!

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Mike Welker
0
Mike Welker

Because we need a sampo in our lives! The bizarre Russo Finnish misties are always a cultural fender bender of riffing fun!

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

I can't get enough of the costume and mythology type episodes. And you can toast to Sampo!

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Raven Cain
0
Raven Cain

My absolute favorite episode of all time.

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Brian Edsell
0
Brian Edsell

I've seen Lazer last a lot

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James Paparella
0
James Paparella

Somehow I missed this one before...

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Clayton Trotz
0
Clayton Trotz

Because I'm sick of laserblast every year

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Jason R
0
Jason R

What IS a Sampo?

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

This was my first ever episode. Someday, I hope to find out what a Sampo is.

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Ashley Jo Verity
0
Ashley Jo Verity

ANYTHING BUT LASERBLAST!

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Anthony Rios
0
Anthony Rios

"You were right! The boat is bringing Lemminkäinen!" Mmmmmmmmmm!

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Brian Walch
0
Brian Walch

"Oh, cripes, I remember that day.."

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Cristi Gale
0
Cristi Gale

Simply Sampo (but this was a tough choice)

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Honest Jonn
0
Honest Jonn

This movie is a classic, how can I NOT vote for the film that contains THE SAMPO!!

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Chris Labye
0
Chris Labye

Both are favorites...but SAMPO will love on forever

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

What can I say, like Boggy Creek, it's another family favorite.

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Rob Gullo
0
Rob Gullo

SAMPO instead of potatoes?! Honey, I love you!

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Ann Linderman
0
Ann Linderman

Can't beat the Sampo!

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Terry Lehman
0
Terry Lehman

Mmm frosty Lemminkainen

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Todd Divel
0
Todd Divel

no more laserblast. thank you.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Not only it has Sampo my favorite short "Here comes the circus".

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Nathaniel Roe
0
Nathaniel Roe

I’m bored with seeing Lazerblast every Turkey Day.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

Because I could really use a Sampo in the kitchen this Thanksgiving.

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Aabra Jaggard
0
Aabra Jaggard

Russo-Finnish cinema a gorgeous fever dream

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Bruce Turbeville
0
Bruce Turbeville

Where is the many-colored dome of the Sampo?

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

He's a failure, la la la.

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KozyTimeOnline
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KozyTimeOnline

One of my top 5. have to love anytime the crew takes on some fantasy movies

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Chris Wilson
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Chris Wilson

The film itself is at least watchable and the riffs make it a great episode. I didn't particularly care for Laserblast except for the epic bit during the end credits

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Patricia Groves Dobrowski
0
Patricia Groves Dobrowski

My favorite ever. Haven't seen in ages.

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Mike Imboden
0
Mike Imboden

Where is it, huh? Where IS the Sampo?!?

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Lasblast. Too many questions. What is the point of Eddie Deezen? Why does Star Wars have to die? What’s with the hush hush? Why does he end up in Hill Valley and does he save the clock tower? Why?

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Robert Webster Caldwell
0
Robert Webster Caldwell

Don’t you want to be Russo-Finnish? Sure, we all do.

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Michael Kilgore
0
Michael Kilgore

My biggest MST3K laugh ever was for "Oh no, they're doing it clown-style!"

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Kelly Luck
0
Kelly Luck

The Russo-Finnish movies are just unabashedly crazy. Love 'em.

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Sharyl Volpe
0
Sharyl Volpe

This episode made me want SAMPO. At any price.

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Marian Luther
0
Marian Luther

My daughter said to, so I'm making up to her for voting for "Tormented."

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Joseph Klemm
0
Joseph Klemm

Here comes the Devil!

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47%
Laserblast

66 Comments
Gregory G Wied Jr
2
Gregory G Wied Jr

You know, I don't think you're ready for some football...

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🐳NeutralLizHotel🐳
2
🐳NeutralLizHotel🐳

sounds like someone isnt READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

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Davey The Rapture Cat TV
1
Davey The Rapture Cat TV

IF YOU DIDN'T VOTE LASERBLAST, YOU MIGHT NOT BE READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL !!!

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The Dark Face
1
The Dark Face

'Cause I'm ready for some FOOTBAAAALL

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Ben Murphy
1
Ben Murphy

Cause I'm ready for some football!!!! (rinse, repeat)

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Travis Huffman
1
Travis Huffman

Easily one of the best episodes.

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Beardo Beatnick
1
Beardo Beatnick

I'm ready for some fooooootball!

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Shadetrap🎃
1
Shadetrap🎃

I'm ready for some football

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ThePeronah
1
ThePeronah

Because I'm ready for some FOOTBALL!!

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Nathan Smith
1
Nathan Smith

I'm just afraid you might not be ready for some football...

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Ben
1
Ben

Last of Dr.F (tear wipe) a stoner 1970’s kid okie with a van and a laser cannon arm, magical alien necklace with unshelled alien turtles. As a bonus he blasts away a Star Wars sign. What’s not to like

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Chris Tari
1
Chris Tari

Because I just feel you aren't ready for some football!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Because on Thanksgiving, you need to get Ready For Some FOOOOOT BALLLLLLL!!!

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Michael Pullmann
1
Michael Pullmann

For sheet cake and back fat!

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

The end of the Comedy Central Era!

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

The end of the Comedy Central Era!

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Ben Murphy
0
Ben Murphy

Pa-POW! Pa-POW! And the fantastic claymation stop motion alien jerks who leave a powerful weapon behind where Johnny the Bland can use it to blow up a Star Wars billboard from a hippy van.

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Hilary Aronow
0
Hilary Aronow

Perhaps Eddie Deezen's finest performance...

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Andrew Gauer
0
Andrew Gauer

Laserblast the final episode of season 7 the forgotten about season. The short season. TVs Frank is gone. Dr Forester is with his mother. And the SOL is doomed!!! Also claymation aliens.

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Luis Reyes
0
Luis Reyes

Those cute aliens!

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Troy LeMoine
0
Troy LeMoine

I really am just Dust in the Wind, man, they are so right.

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Matt Watson
0
Matt Watson

Trent Reznor has run out of gas

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Gretchen Crumpacker
0
Gretchen Crumpacker

I have no idea why I voted for this film. That gaping hole in Billy’s chest is just gross and uncalled for. But this film is like a damn road accident — I don’t want to look, but I can’t look away.

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Howard Sauertieg
0
Howard Sauertieg

I never warmed to the Day the Earth Froze. But Laserblast is a film for kids like I was.

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Jasmyn Nichelle Britton
0
Jasmyn Nichelle Britton

Dr. Forrester ends up dying in the last host segment.

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Masque of the Redrua Death
0
Masque of the Redrua Death

EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

No Sampo here but there's Roddy McDowall, Keenan Wynn and a thorough examination of Leonard Maltin's movie guide.

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Sara Lipowitz
0
Sara Lipowitz

Illegal use of a Deezen!

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Newt Calkins
0
Newt Calkins

I just don't think yer ready fer some footbawl.

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Al Lloyd
0
Al Lloyd

One of my all-time favorites. Actually saw it in the theater when it came out, due to "rave reviews" from Starlog magazine.

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R M
0
R M

It's just a hilariously bad movie. Very riff-able.

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Octoyaki
0
Octoyaki

Lasers...and blasting

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Sean Moss
0
Sean Moss

You get to see Deasel, or however you spell it, burst in flames. Next question...

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Benjamin Hom
0
Benjamin Hom

I know what you're thinking...did I fire six gorlocks or only five?

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Dee Schendel
0
Dee Schendel

Are you ready for some football?!

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Craig Hill
0
Craig Hill

'70s van, Eddie Deezen, the bad guy from Corvette Summer, what's not great about this movie!?

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

I've seen "Day The Earth Froze" more than I've seen Laserblast.

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Dan Asnis
0
Dan Asnis

After all Leonard Maltin gave Laserblast 2 1/2 stars

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Because the South's gonna do it again!

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Because this episode was the first great send off for the MST3K gang.

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DataAngel Nine
0
DataAngel Nine

HUSH HUSH SWEET CHARLOTTE

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Brian Heinz
0
Brian Heinz

Why not? Awful aliens, the final Comedy Central ep, and of course, Eddie Deezen.

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Mark Burger
0
Mark Burger

Laserblast will always be my favorite.

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Jess Burke
0
Jess Burke

eddie deezen is a thanksgiving tradition.

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
0
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

I mean, if it is good enough for Leonard Maltin, it is good enough for me.

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Victoria Maille
0
Victoria Maille

I'm gonna drink the hell out of this Coke...

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Greg Method
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Greg Method

Classic episode regardless of its history as the final DrF experiment. The riffing fires on all cylinders and the Leonard Maltin guide offers a fun running gag. Wonderful end of an era.

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E. G. Lowe
0
E. G. Lowe

While you COULD make a Sampo, you wouldn't have Brick Hardcheese to wield it!

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Mikey Elms
0
Mikey Elms

Eddie F'N Deezen!!!

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

I love them both. But Mike Nelson in a Captain Janeway cosplay singing "Proud Mary?" I don't even know if the rich taste of sampo can top that.

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Tony Rosales
0
Tony Rosales

Mind your own business.

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

If only to see Mike as Captain Janeway. Rawr! ♥️

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🌊harasan
0
🌊harasan

Frankly (pun intended), I don't think I've seen the other one.

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

This was a tough choice, even though this movie lacks a sampo. But there are other odd Russo/Finnish co-productions, and this flick did mark the end of the Comedy Central era.

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

Leonard Maltin gave it 2 and a half stars, how bad could it be??

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artrockz
0
artrockz

Are you ready for some football?!

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Mick Murtha
0
Mick Murtha

I saw a Cops where they pulled a skinny guy out from under a couch.

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Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

The Big Head

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Johnny Longtorso

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The Big Head

11 Comments
Jim Hanson
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Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM
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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

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Arlene Harris
1
Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

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James Scoggin
1
James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

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Aaron Bellante
0
Aaron Bellante

It's funny. Cause its...bigger than a normal sized head.

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Ben
0
Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

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Michael Kilgore
0
Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

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Johnny Longtorso

11 Comments
Russell Boyer
1
Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

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Kirsty The Hermit
1
Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

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Bussho Lahn
0
Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

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Claire Jumper
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Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

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Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Mitchell

10

Rowsdower

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Mitchell

10 Comments
Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.

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Jeff Rohr
0
Jeff Rohr

I'm pretty sure this is Jack Black.

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Two words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...

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Vega$ Chicken
0
Vega$ Chicken

From a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.

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Doc Gregory
0
Doc Gregory

It's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.

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Gordon Rhys
0
Gordon Rhys

He'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.

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Dee Schendel
0
Dee Schendel

I think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.

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Wes Pledger
0
Wes Pledger

Mitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!

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Brian John Davidson
0
Brian John Davidson

It would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
0
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

My, my, my, my house guest.

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Rowsdower

32 Comments
Vern Pike
3
Vern Pike

Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?

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Ben
2
Ben

Denim, mullet, beer and a sidekick . Yeah this guy was built to save us all and the world!

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Marion Nanette Holmes
2
Marion Nanette Holmes

They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.

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Opia R. Castle
2
Opia R. Castle

Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.

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Andrew Brandt
1
Andrew Brandt

Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!

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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist
1
4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist

Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!

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Justin Wingate
1
Justin Wingate

Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.

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M Doyle
1
M Doyle

I want to find out if there’s beer on the sun. Rowsdower will get me there.

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Noble Lashley
1
Noble Lashley

I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

He'll get us that beer on the sun.

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sean grady
0
sean grady

We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂

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Josh Brown
0
Josh Brown

Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.

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NealyPlum Gamer
0
NealyPlum Gamer

I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote

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Graham Connor
0
Graham Connor

Excuse me...I’m Canadian!

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Brock Barber
0
Brock Barber

Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?

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Aaron Noble
0
Aaron Noble

Maaan, I basically AM Rowsdower.

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Rick Halm
0
Rick Halm

Rowsdower will only drink my beer and pass out. Mitchell will shoot me.

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David Schmidt
0
David Schmidt

Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...

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Newt Calkins
0
Newt Calkins

Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
0
M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.

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Kerrin Dworkowski
0
Kerrin Dworkowski

We could talk about beer on the sun!

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John Arminio
0
John Arminio

I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.

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Zachariah Mason
0
Zachariah Mason

Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!

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CaptEoNinja83
0
CaptEoNinja83

My family and I LOVE this man!

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Andrew Thomas
0
Andrew Thomas

He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.

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MST3K
0
MST3K

Cult stories > cop stories

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