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Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/23/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

53%
The Day the Earth Froze WINNER

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47%
Laserblast

66

53%
The Day the Earth Froze

60 Comments
Lord Alpha
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Lord Alpha

"Here Comes The Circus" short is one of their best riffs. TDTEF is also a top tier riff episode.

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Leslie Maryann Neal
1
Leslie Maryann Neal

It's my girlfriend's favorite episode.

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Tim Soholt
0
Tim Soholt

This is near-peak Joel-era zaniness!

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Kimberly Heiser
0
Kimberly Heiser

A look at alternative climate change.

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Emma Jochum
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Emma Jochum

It's always hilarious, and the Circus Short at the front of the film nearly makes me pee myself every. damn. time.

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Laura Moore
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Laura Moore

I LOVE this one. I actually looked into the whole Sampo deal - very interesting, & makes the movie so much better.

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Rebecca
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Rebecca

Sampo. 'Nough Said.

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Kim VanHooser
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Kim VanHooser

Hands down, my favorite MST3K ever! Goofy movie, hysterical riffs, what more could a MSTie want!

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Mike Welker
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Mike Welker

Because we need a sampo in our lives! The bizarre Russo Finnish misties are always a cultural fender bender of riffing fun!

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Myrrh Kingwell
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Myrrh Kingwell

I can't get enough of the costume and mythology type episodes. And you can toast to Sampo!

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Raven Cain
0
Raven Cain

My absolute favorite episode of all time.

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Brian Edsell
0
Brian Edsell

I've seen Lazer last a lot

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James Paparella
0
James Paparella

Somehow I missed this one before...

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Clayton Trotz
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Clayton Trotz

Because I'm sick of laserblast every year

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Jason R
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Jason R

What IS a Sampo?

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

This was my first ever episode. Someday, I hope to find out what a Sampo is.

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Ashley Jo Verity
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Ashley Jo Verity

ANYTHING BUT LASERBLAST!

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Anthony Rios
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Anthony Rios

"You were right! The boat is bringing Lemminkäinen!" Mmmmmmmmmm!

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Brian Walch
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Brian Walch

"Oh, cripes, I remember that day.."

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Cristi Gale
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Cristi Gale

Simply Sampo (but this was a tough choice)

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Honest Jonn
0
Honest Jonn

This movie is a classic, how can I NOT vote for the film that contains THE SAMPO!!

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Chris Labye
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Chris Labye

Both are favorites...but SAMPO will love on forever

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

What can I say, like Boggy Creek, it's another family favorite.

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Rob Gullo
0
Rob Gullo

SAMPO instead of potatoes?! Honey, I love you!

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Ann Linderman
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Ann Linderman

Can't beat the Sampo!

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Terry Lehman
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Terry Lehman

Mmm frosty Lemminkainen

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Todd Divel
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Todd Divel

no more laserblast. thank you.

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

Not only it has Sampo my favorite short "Here comes the circus".

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Nathaniel Roe
0
Nathaniel Roe

I’m bored with seeing Lazerblast every Turkey Day.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

Because I could really use a Sampo in the kitchen this Thanksgiving.

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Aabra Jaggard
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Aabra Jaggard

Russo-Finnish cinema a gorgeous fever dream

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Bruce Turbeville
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Bruce Turbeville

Where is the many-colored dome of the Sampo?

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

He's a failure, la la la.

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KozyTimeOnline
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KozyTimeOnline

One of my top 5. have to love anytime the crew takes on some fantasy movies

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Chris Wilson
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Chris Wilson

The film itself is at least watchable and the riffs make it a great episode. I didn't particularly care for Laserblast except for the epic bit during the end credits

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Patricia Groves Dobrowski
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Patricia Groves Dobrowski

My favorite ever. Haven't seen in ages.

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Mike Imboden
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Mike Imboden

Where is it, huh? Where IS the Sampo?!?

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Lasblast. Too many questions. What is the point of Eddie Deezen? Why does Star Wars have to die? What’s with the hush hush? Why does he end up in Hill Valley and does he save the clock tower? Why?

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Robert Webster Caldwell
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Robert Webster Caldwell

Don’t you want to be Russo-Finnish? Sure, we all do.

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Michael Kilgore
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Michael Kilgore

My biggest MST3K laugh ever was for "Oh no, they're doing it clown-style!"

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Kelly Luck
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Kelly Luck

The Russo-Finnish movies are just unabashedly crazy. Love 'em.

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Sharyl Volpe
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Sharyl Volpe

This episode made me want SAMPO. At any price.

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Marian Luther
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Marian Luther

My daughter said to, so I'm making up to her for voting for "Tormented."

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Joseph Klemm
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Joseph Klemm

Here comes the Devil!

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47%
Laserblast

66 Comments
Gregory G Wied Jr
2
Gregory G Wied Jr

You know, I don't think you're ready for some football...

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🐳NeutralLizHotel🐳
2
🐳NeutralLizHotel🐳

sounds like someone isnt READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL

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Davey The Rapture Cat TV
1
Davey The Rapture Cat TV

IF YOU DIDN'T VOTE LASERBLAST, YOU MIGHT NOT BE READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL !!!

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The Dark Face
1
The Dark Face

'Cause I'm ready for some FOOTBAAAALL

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Ben Murphy
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Ben Murphy

Cause I'm ready for some football!!!! (rinse, repeat)

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Travis Huffman
1
Travis Huffman

Easily one of the best episodes.

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Beardo Beatnick
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Beardo Beatnick

I'm ready for some fooooootball!

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Shadetrap🎃
1
Shadetrap🎃

I'm ready for some football

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ThePeronah
1
ThePeronah

Because I'm ready for some FOOTBALL!!

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Nathan Smith
1
Nathan Smith

I'm just afraid you might not be ready for some football...

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Ben
1
Ben

Last of Dr.F (tear wipe) a stoner 1970’s kid okie with a van and a laser cannon arm, magical alien necklace with unshelled alien turtles. As a bonus he blasts away a Star Wars sign. What’s not to like

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Chris Tari
1
Chris Tari

Because I just feel you aren't ready for some football!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Because on Thanksgiving, you need to get Ready For Some FOOOOOT BALLLLLLL!!!

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Michael Pullmann
1
Michael Pullmann

For sheet cake and back fat!

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

The end of the Comedy Central Era!

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Corey Core Grundstein
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Corey Core Grundstein

The end of the Comedy Central Era!

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Ben Murphy
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Ben Murphy

Pa-POW! Pa-POW! And the fantastic claymation stop motion alien jerks who leave a powerful weapon behind where Johnny the Bland can use it to blow up a Star Wars billboard from a hippy van.

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Hilary Aronow
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Hilary Aronow

Perhaps Eddie Deezen's finest performance...

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Andrew Gauer
0
Andrew Gauer

Laserblast the final episode of season 7 the forgotten about season. The short season. TVs Frank is gone. Dr Forester is with his mother. And the SOL is doomed!!! Also claymation aliens.

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Luis Reyes
0
Luis Reyes

Those cute aliens!

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Troy LeMoine
0
Troy LeMoine

I really am just Dust in the Wind, man, they are so right.

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Matt Watson
0
Matt Watson

Trent Reznor has run out of gas

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Gretchen Crumpacker
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Gretchen Crumpacker

I have no idea why I voted for this film. That gaping hole in Billy’s chest is just gross and uncalled for. But this film is like a damn road accident — I don’t want to look, but I can’t look away.

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Howard Sauertieg
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Howard Sauertieg

I never warmed to the Day the Earth Froze. But Laserblast is a film for kids like I was.

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Jasmyn Nichelle Britton
0
Jasmyn Nichelle Britton

Dr. Forrester ends up dying in the last host segment.

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Masque of the Redrua Death
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Masque of the Redrua Death

EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE DEEZEN EDDIE

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

No Sampo here but there's Roddy McDowall, Keenan Wynn and a thorough examination of Leonard Maltin's movie guide.

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Sara Lipowitz
0
Sara Lipowitz

Illegal use of a Deezen!

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Newt Calkins
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Newt Calkins

I just don't think yer ready fer some footbawl.

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Al Lloyd
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Al Lloyd

One of my all-time favorites. Actually saw it in the theater when it came out, due to "rave reviews" from Starlog magazine.

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R M
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R M

It's just a hilariously bad movie. Very riff-able.

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Octoyaki
0
Octoyaki

Lasers...and blasting

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Sean Moss
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Sean Moss

You get to see Deasel, or however you spell it, burst in flames. Next question...

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Benjamin Hom
0
Benjamin Hom

I know what you're thinking...did I fire six gorlocks or only five?

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Dee Schendel
0
Dee Schendel

Are you ready for some football?!

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Craig Hill
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Craig Hill

'70s van, Eddie Deezen, the bad guy from Corvette Summer, what's not great about this movie!?

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

I've seen "Day The Earth Froze" more than I've seen Laserblast.

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Dan Asnis
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Dan Asnis

After all Leonard Maltin gave Laserblast 2 1/2 stars

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

Because the South's gonna do it again!

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Because this episode was the first great send off for the MST3K gang.

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DataAngel Nine
0
DataAngel Nine

HUSH HUSH SWEET CHARLOTTE

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Brian Heinz
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Brian Heinz

Why not? Awful aliens, the final Comedy Central ep, and of course, Eddie Deezen.

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Mark Burger
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Mark Burger

Laserblast will always be my favorite.

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Jess Burke
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Jess Burke

eddie deezen is a thanksgiving tradition.

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
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Alexandrea Cyril Niell

I mean, if it is good enough for Leonard Maltin, it is good enough for me.

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Victoria Maille
0
Victoria Maille

I'm gonna drink the hell out of this Coke...

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Greg Method
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Greg Method

Classic episode regardless of its history as the final DrF experiment. The riffing fires on all cylinders and the Leonard Maltin guide offers a fun running gag. Wonderful end of an era.

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E. G. Lowe
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E. G. Lowe

While you COULD make a Sampo, you wouldn't have Brick Hardcheese to wield it!

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Mikey Elms
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Mikey Elms

Eddie F'N Deezen!!!

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Jeff Oskins
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Jeff Oskins

I love them both. But Mike Nelson in a Captain Janeway cosplay singing "Proud Mary?" I don't even know if the rich taste of sampo can top that.

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Tony Rosales
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Tony Rosales

Mind your own business.

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

If only to see Mike as Captain Janeway. Rawr! ♥️

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🌊harasan
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🌊harasan

Frankly (pun intended), I don't think I've seen the other one.

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

This was a tough choice, even though this movie lacks a sampo. But there are other odd Russo/Finnish co-productions, and this flick did mark the end of the Comedy Central era.

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

Leonard Maltin gave it 2 and a half stars, how bad could it be??

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artrockz
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artrockz

Are you ready for some football?!

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Mick Murtha
0
Mick Murtha

I saw a Cops where they pulled a skinny guy out from under a couch.

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
17 hrs left

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

Catalina Caper

6

Horror of Party Beach

6

Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
6 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
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Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
6 Comments
Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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🌻just🎃chris🍂
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🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
1
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
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Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
1 day ago

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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