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Mitchell

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Rowsdower

60

Mitchell

17 Comments
Denise Litostansky-Crawford
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Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.

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Robert Thomas The Tank Engine
0
Robert Thomas The Tank Engine

You know he's gonna have plenty of beer!

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Charles Ilardi
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Charles Ilardi

As long as the beer holds out

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Mark Lucas
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Mark Lucas

He's the host that will never get away from Pearl. If he drives the Satellite of Love like he does his car, it will be a cinch for her to bag her man....

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Brandon Casorla
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Brandon Casorla

Mitchell is one bad mother

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Sherri Deman
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Sherri Deman

My my my my favorite of all episodes!!! MITCHELL RULES!!!😂👏🏻😂👏🏻❤️❤️ I WANNA EEEEAT!!😩!…. BUT FOOD….😢

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Katy Bair
0
Katy Bair

It's Mitchell

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Jeff Rohr
0
Jeff Rohr

I'm pretty sure this is Jack Black.

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

Two words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...

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Vega$ Chicken
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Vega$ Chicken

From a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.

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Doc Gregory
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Doc Gregory

It's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.

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Gordon Rhys
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Gordon Rhys

He'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.

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Dee Schendel
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Dee Schendel

I think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.

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Wes Pledger
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Wes Pledger

Mitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!

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Brian John Davidson
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Brian John Davidson

It would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
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Alexandrea Cyril Niell

My, my, my, my house guest.

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Rowsdower

59 Comments
Vern Pike
3
Vern Pike

Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?

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Shelly Toscano
2
Shelly Toscano

Rowsdower wouldn't bust me for weed.

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Tom Blackburn
2
Tom Blackburn

He won't arrest you for smoking weeeeed!

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Ben
2
Ben

Denim, mullet, beer and a sidekick . Yeah this guy was built to save us all and the world!

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Marion Nanette Holmes
2
Marion Nanette Holmes

They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.

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Opia R. Castle
2
Opia R. Castle

Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.

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Andy Pottschmidt
1
Andy Pottschmidt

I couldn't afford to feed Mitchel.

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Michael Seaman
1
Michael Seaman

It took him years, but he saved us and saved all the world. All while in a contestant beer haze. Mitchell can barely stop one drug kingpin while in a constant beer haze.

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James Brown
1
James Brown

Mitchell's a narc and i smoke pot. I dont feel like Rowsdower would judge me to hard on acount of his past in a cult and he would probably be a nicer host.

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sean grady
1
sean grady

We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂

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Brock Barber
1
Brock Barber

Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?

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Newt Calkins
1
Newt Calkins

Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
1
M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.

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John Arminio
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John Arminio

I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.

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Andrew Brandt
1
Andrew Brandt

Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!

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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist
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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist

Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!

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Justin Wingate
1
Justin Wingate

Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.

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M Doyle
1
M Doyle

I want to find out if there’s beer on the sun. Rowsdower will get me there.

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Noble Lashley
1
Noble Lashley

I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"

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Gabrielle Eliseo
0
Gabrielle Eliseo

Bring out the brats!

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Timothy Cook
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Timothy Cook

His demeanor is more attune with the show.

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Zap Rowsdower
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Zap Rowsdower

Have a drink on me tattoo

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Sean Baker
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Sean Baker

We're gonna need a lot more beer...

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Bryan Kearney
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Bryan Kearney

Cool jean jacket - I wonder if wears the full Canadian Tuxedo?

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Jeremy Hall
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Jeremy Hall

Because he asks the hard hiring questions like... "I wonder if there's beer in the Sun."

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robot 'spooky' cat
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robot 'spooky' cat

Sure, he may drink all my beer, but at least he won't bust me for smoking grass.

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Doug Breese
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Doug Breese

Because Mitchell just oozes unpleasantness..

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Tina Likness
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Tina Likness

I wanna know if there's beer on the sun.

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Aaron Noble
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Aaron Noble

Canada's man of action. Their own Chuck Norris.

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Jeff Smalley
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Jeff Smalley

Because of Mitchell's overbearing anti weed policy.

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Steve collosal
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Steve collosal

we could go to the sun and drink beer together......

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Rich Macaulay
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Rich Macaulay

Because Rowsdower, Rowsdower, Bibbity Bobbity Bowsdower...

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wendy graham
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wendy graham

I would spend the whole day singing "Rowsdower Rowsdower" to him

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Gayle Gordon
0
Gayle Gordon

Could discuss beer on the sun

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Matt Olfson
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Matt Olfson

I practically know Rowsdower's theme by heart! And fondly at that!

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Bev Westerberg
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Bev Westerberg

I have no issues with back bacon whatsoever.

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Witecat Jer
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Witecat Jer

He won't leave your bead smelling of baby oil and regret.

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Corey Core Grundstein
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Corey Core Grundstein

Zap seems like he can hold his liquor. If I had to host an alcoholic, I'm not picking the sloppy drunk who has a gun lol

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Tony González
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Tony González

He'd be outside most of the time smoking, so it'd be like he's not even over.

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N'EliG-G-GHOST!
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N'EliG-G-GHOST!

I mean....it's Rowsdower!

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

He'll get us that beer on the sun.

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Kate Halleron
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Kate Halleron

At least he TRIES.

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Josh Brown
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Josh Brown

Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.

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NealyPlum Gamer
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NealyPlum Gamer

I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote

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Graham Connor
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Graham Connor

Excuse me...I’m Canadian!

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Trevor Moses
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Trevor Moses

I have enough beer.

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Aaron Noble
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Aaron Noble

Maaan, I basically AM Rowsdower.

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Rick Halm
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Rick Halm

Rowsdower will only drink my beer and pass out. Mitchell will shoot me.

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David Schmidt
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David Schmidt

Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...

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Kerrin Dworkowski
0
Kerrin Dworkowski

We could talk about beer on the sun!

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Zachariah Mason
0
Zachariah Mason

Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!

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CaptEoNinja83
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CaptEoNinja83

My family and I LOVE this man!

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Andrew Thomas
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Andrew Thomas

He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.

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MST3K
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MST3K

Cult stories > cop stories

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46%
I Accuse My Parents

26

54%
Pod People WINNER

40

46%
I Accuse My Parents

26 Comments
Phyllis Lanza
4
Phyllis Lanza

If Thanksgiving isn't the day to celebrate drunken relatives and try to figure out if you're happy in your work, when is, I ask you?? Vote Jimmy!! Vote Jimmy!! I'm with you, Jimmy boy! I accuse my parents, too!!!

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Bo Sheep
3
Bo Sheep

Pod People has had its time, let’s give Jimmy this victory

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Stephen White
3
Stephen White

Gypsy lip-syncing to "Are you Happy in your Work?"

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Russell Boyer
2
Russell Boyer

Jimmy won an award for his essay! What more do you want? A hamburger sandwich with all the trimmings!?

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Paul Smith
1
Paul Smith

I voted for this because it stars three future presidents of the United States. It cured cancer and stopped global warming. This movie invented the Internet. It is not a robot. This movie IS a unicorn. It put the bop in the bop-shoo-bop and the ram in the ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong. Vote Jimmy’s Mom now!

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Linda Saper
1
Linda Saper

It’s the epitome of the “riffable” movie. There can be no other contender. And that Is why- “I Accuse My Parents”

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

What better entertainment for a family holiday, than a film about family?

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Molly Hansen
0
Molly Hansen

The songs are wonderful!

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Jason Bacon
0
Jason Bacon

The riffs are spot-on, the movie is surprisingly watchable, and the hose segments are classics. THIS, IMHO, is the best episode of the series, and a shining example of what the show is about.

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Myrrh Kingwell
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Myrrh Kingwell

Jimmy's a good boy! He won the essay contest!

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Joshua Christenson
0
Joshua Christenson

This is just pure Sophie’s choice. Let the chips fall where they may...

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

Maybe this time they'll explain how the plot can be traced back to his parents!

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Bryson Boggess
0
Bryson Boggess

Jimmy killed in self defense; he shouldn't have even needed to accuse his parents in the first place!

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Aimee Wright
0
Aimee Wright

It's hilarious.

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Craig Hill
0
Craig Hill

It's upbeat and I love the bots musical number.

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Pod People got got no reason to live.

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

No. More. Trumpy.

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H. Jameel Al Khafiz
0
H. Jameel Al Khafiz

Jimmy's mother is drunk, and that's funny!

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Lisa Williford
0
Lisa Williford

While it's hard to pass up Trumpy (especially after the election), this one is just too delicious.

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

Can I just tell you about my Mom once?

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

I’m rooting for Jimmy Wilson’s mom!!!

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Howard Sauertieg
0
Howard Sauertieg

I keep voting against Pod People for some reason

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Jarret Cooper
0
Jarret Cooper

Because Mom likes to say she has TWO beaus!

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Willow Polson
0
Willow Polson

I Accuse My Parents is somewhat watchable, if kitschy -- Pod People is just a painful grind, other than the potato section.

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54%
Pod People

40 Comments
Jim
0
Jim

No! Trumpy!

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Jessica Bro
0
Jessica Bro

I grew up with a giant drunk family every year, and this is a classic that will never die! Trumpy!

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Wesley Richardson
0
Wesley Richardson

With a name like Smucker's, ya know it's good!

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Idiot Control now!

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

One of my 2 favorites of the original 10 seasons

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wthvideoproduction
0
wthvideoproduction

It Stinks! Yes I know that isn't original

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John Harris
0
John Harris

It has nothing to do with pods, it has nothing to do with people, it has everything to do with HURTING

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Klugman
0
Klugman

Burning rubber tires

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Barry Ward
0
Barry Ward

Idiot Control Now....

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Nathan Wurm-Cutter
0
Nathan Wurm-Cutter

My favorite all time episode!

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Bruce Turbeville
0
Bruce Turbeville

Oh, Trumpy, you can do stupid things!

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Majorly stinkage!

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Ricardo Silkworth
0
Ricardo Silkworth

Trumpy can do magic things duh!

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Dice & Brews
0
Dice & Brews

While 'I Accuse My Parents' is a great episode, 'Pod People' is a classic.

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Denise Bingham
0
Denise Bingham

Pod people is by far the best. Us parents have been screaming this for yrs about our childtrn!!🥰🤣🤣🤣

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Terry Somerville
0
Terry Somerville

The toughest choice ever! But I had to go with my first love.

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

It really does stink.

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Brian Surge Zickel
0
Brian Surge Zickel

Because it just like E.T. But it can do stupid things.

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Daniel M. Clark
0
Daniel M. Clark

Because it's not just good, it's *the best*.

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

In life, sometimes there are right and wrong choices. I have clearly made the right choice in this decision. Follow my example.

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John Matthew Mattie
0
John Matthew Mattie

If Trumpy loses, we’re lawyerin’ up!

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Chris Fortner
0
Chris Fortner

Why I vote for Pod People? How can you not! Little winged potatoes!

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Scot Burklin
0
Scot Burklin

Trumpy can do stupid things... what's not to love?

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Michael Ryan Goodwin
0
Michael Ryan Goodwin

"Trumpy, you can do stupid things! ".

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Who doesn't love little wing-ed potatoes?

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David Schmidt
0
David Schmidt

Cuz this guy's got Renaissance Faire written all over him. Huzzah!

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TransmorpherDDS
0
TransmorpherDDS

I love the insanity of a mediocre horror movie getting edited into a an even more mediocre ET ripoff. It stinks!

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

Never mess with Trumpy!

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ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ 2
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ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ 2

Did you hear that? It sounded like Laura leaping to her death.

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Wing-ed potatoes and burnin' rubber tires. And I don't like coffee either.

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61%
Pod People WINNER

26

39%
Final Justice

27

61%
Pod People

26 Comments
Mike Aronow
2
Mike Aronow

Because there's still at least one clown in the sky...

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John Matthew Mattie
2
John Matthew Mattie

If Trumpy doesn’t win this election, it’s rigged! John Carradine voted! Evidence is coming!

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Alexander
1
Alexander

My favorite Episode

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Stuff n Stuff
1
Stuff n Stuff

It's called evil kid.

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🌊harasan
1
🌊harasan

I voted for this because IT STINKS.

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Stinks to the million!!!

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Hear the engines roll now Idiot control now...

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ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ 3
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ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ 3

Gimme that! I’ll show you how to use a prop phone!

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Pod People is great! Final Justice is overrated

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Stephen Bradford Doherty
0
Stephen Bradford Doherty

Trumpy would beat the crap out of E. T.!

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Marc Nottke
0
Marc Nottke

Trumpy?! You can do stupid things!

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Mike Welker
0
Mike Welker

Its Just better.... wait... no IT STINKS! HUZZAH!

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Aimee Wright
0
Aimee Wright

Final Justice = Most of the humor relies on 'fat jokes'. :-/ ....so yeah, "It stinks!"

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Raymond J. Whitehead
0
Raymond J. Whitehead

I grew up on MST3K (39 now), and I still say "little potatoes" in a Trumpy voice.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

Pod people got no reason to live

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

Don't make me explain myself to you.

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j c
0
j c

Pod People is just so deleriously weird that nothing can compete. It's so wild that the only way they could even try to mock it in the host segments was to just copy the movie itself word for word.

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Erin Hutchins
0
Erin Hutchins

All the potatoes...

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

I want to be on Trumpy's good side.

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Mat Biller
0
Mat Biller

Speak middle English!

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39%
Final Justice

27 Comments
Evan Gassman
3
Evan Gassman

Pod People has been featured on Turkey Day twice already -- voting for Final Justice for something "new" and different.

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Corvid Cattus
1
Corvid Cattus

Please, dear god, no more Trumpy doing stupid things.

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James Haile
1
James Haile

I thought to myself should I vote for Final Justice? and a voice said. "Go Ahead on"

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Bo Sheep
1
Bo Sheep

GOOSEIO MUST BE AVENGED

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

Mitchell? Eh, close enough!

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

A little variety now and then is always good

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Leslie Maryann Neal
0
Leslie Maryann Neal

I don't even like this movie. I'm just sick to death of Trumpy.

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I'm going with the guy who suggested "new and different". I just couldn't get the vote-up button to work.

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Can we take a moment to recognize Helena Dalli who plays Maria? She's a Miss World participant. She acted in this one movie next to Mr. Joey "Go Ahead On", And since '96 she's rep'd in the Maltese Parliament and as a cabinet member. Daaang! Yesterday I remembered to trim my toenails. Aww yeah.

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Matthew McGowan
0
Matthew McGowan

Goosio, dammit! GOOSIO!!

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Craig Hill
0
Craig Hill

Joe Don Baker jeopardizing international relations between Texas and Malta. You can't beat that.

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

Joe Don Baker would sit on Trumpy and kill him.

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Christy Yeaton Roberts
0
Christy Yeaton Roberts

Even though Pod People was the very first episode I ever saw of MST3K way back in college in the 90s, it's been on Turkey Day before. Final Justice and MALTA deserve to shine.

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Rich Bergin
0
Rich Bergin

Let's change it up this year and show something different.

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

I haven't seen Pod People yet but the support it's gotten has got me curious about it. I voted for this one though because I watch Joe Don Baker movies and I think this one is as good as Mitchell.

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Matthew Deall
0
Matthew Deall

I had to choose between "It stinks" and "Go ahead on." Joe Don I choose you over Trumpy!

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

I'll take Joe Don and the Mafia for $500, Alex

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Jamie Rogers
0
Jamie Rogers

VOTE FOR THIS MOVIE, YOU SON OF A *****!

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Katey Carney
0
Katey Carney

I love Final Justice , makes me wonder if they have beer on the sun lol

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

Meatballs fried in la-aaaaaard!!

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

I need that Joe Don repulsiveness to keep from overeating, you guys

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Kieran Cowan
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Kieran Cowan

I think Pod People just gets played a little too much, I know it too well, whereas there are lots of parts of Final Justice I feel like I could watch again right now. Turkey Day needs deeper cuts too.

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Rhysdux
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Rhysdux

I think this is one of the best experiments.

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