Mst3k SquareOffs

54%
I Accuse My Parents WINNER

37

46%
Hobgoblins

22

54%
I Accuse My Parents

36 Comments
Russell Boyer
2
Russell Boyer

I will never not vote for hamburger sandwiches and french fried potatoes.

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Kenneth E. Morgan
1
Kenneth E. Morgan

Far more tolerable movie.

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Mira Gutoff
1
Mira Gutoff

Ooh, this is hard, but I have to give the edge to Jimmy's journey of stupidity.

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Isaiah Bradford III
1
Isaiah Bradford III

I love this one. Jimmy's such a dope!

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Phyllis Lanza
1
Phyllis Lanza

Drunken Mom, neglectful Dad, singing mobbed-uo girlfriend! are you happy in YOUR work? Hmm? Are you??? I wasn't, and now I know I can ACCUSE MY PARENTS!

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Leslie Maryann Neal
1
Leslie Maryann Neal

For me, it's not even a contest. (I mean, unless it's an essay contest.) I Accuse My Parents has so many great moments, while I find Hobgoblins difficult to watch; the film is so cringy.

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Bob Frantz
0
Bob Frantz

because this is one of the best MST3K episodes

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Mike Welker
0
Mike Welker

black and white 50s nonsense .... always my fav riffing fodder!!

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Stephen Veldhoff
0
Stephen Veldhoff

I'm just in this for the truck farming.

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Dawn B
0
Dawn B

Hard decision

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

I hated to not vote for Hobgoblins, but Jimmy's essay was so moving. How could one NOT give him the recognition he deserves? 👍

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Stephen Bradford Doherty
0
Stephen Bradford Doherty

I'm hoping to get some spending money from the parents.

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A.J. Ax
0
A.J. Ax

Love them both, but IAMP is just a better-crafted movie and that always makes for easier watching in my opinion.

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Brian Walch
0
Brian Walch

"You WHAT!? You baked a PERSON in it!? An hour at 350°!?"

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Kristy Alberty
0
Kristy Alberty

Quack-quack.... quack. Quack, quack........

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

I accuse my parents! Oh, but no. I DON'T. They are just paranoid and lay awake most nights thinking that I do.

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
0
Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Clearly because I accuse my parents too!

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Jimmy's dad paid me $20 to vote this way. And Jimmy's mom invited me out to the beach house. Va voom! So, if that other movie loses, I blame them. It's their fault. Ja'cuse. 🤨

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Jarret Cooper
0
Jarret Cooper

I'm afraid love came between us.

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Alexander Russell
0
Alexander Russell

"You ever been stung by a dead bee?"

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Marty Ketola
0
Marty Ketola

Wow, it's literally what I like about MST3K vs what I don't like about MST3K! I'm Team Essay Contest!

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Because I got beat up for winning an essay contest.

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Meghan Taft
0
Meghan Taft

This is a tough one, but I laugh out loud more watching this one. And I have a cake fetish so the male stripper covered in cake is a solid win for me

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Todd Divel
0
Todd Divel

im happy in my job

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Joshua Christenson
0
Joshua Christenson

Hamberder sandwich with a side of freedom fried potatoes.

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Johnny Stocker
0
Johnny Stocker

Here's 5 dollars. Go out and celebrate.

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Joshua Christenson
Joshua Christenson

😭what about MY five dollars?

Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

Gangsters hanging out in cowboy night clubs. Nuff said.

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

Too difficult - I love Hobgoblins! But, ultimately, I'm just too "Happy in my Work" to ever vote against Jimmy.

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

How topical can we get? Just kidding, but it's a great episode and my favorite of the four quarterfinal movies.

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

somehow this one holds up better

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Craig Hill
0
Craig Hill

One of the best MST episodes of all time.

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

Vote for Jimmy; it’s his Birthday!

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46%
Hobgoblins

22 Comments
Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

What do you do with those Hobgoblins?

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John Matthew Mattie
1
John Matthew Mattie

Look, the baby boomers whine about everything. We need a victory for gen Xers being chased by murderous puppets.

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Pig liquor, fish picker? Ahh, Club Scum and skid mark win out. Totally 80's! Totally.

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Brian Johnston
1
Brian Johnston

The post-film interview with the director is a hard-hitting expose in the life and times of a visionary filmmaker. Rarely do we see such quality entertainment journalism.

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Jeffrey Malone
1
Jeffrey Malone

Are you kidding me?! Then let's go!

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TransmorpherDDS
1
TransmorpherDDS

In my opinion, the best MST3K videos are the ones where the movie is fun and stupid in its own right. I accuse My Parents has some great riffs, but the actual movie gets pretty boring at times.

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Chris CK Felix
1
Chris CK Felix

This one is the hardest decision of the polling YET!

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Sean Garner
0
Sean Garner

Dance scene baby.

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Roope
0
Roope

As a regular of Club Scum, I gotta rep

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Jay Skillman
0
Jay Skillman

I need some Pig Liquor!

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

From my era. I think my daughter will like it

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Amanda Devon
0
Amanda Devon

There is no other movie when the garden hose out-acts the actors.

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Stacy Mclinn
0
Stacy Mclinn

because I remember the '80's.

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Kevin
0
Kevin

I accuse hobgoblins of course

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

I Accuse My Parents cannot win. To the best of my ability, I won't let it.

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

Fish picker!!

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Christy Yeaton Roberts
0
Christy Yeaton Roberts

Hobgoblins is my favorite MST3K ever!

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

Daran Norris!

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artrockz
0
artrockz

Fish Picker!

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Klugman
0
Klugman

Pig Sticker!

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ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ
0
ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ

These are the stairs! Stairs are your hips worst enemies!

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Keeva Segal
0
Keeva Segal

It is just a funnier episode.

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43%
Horrors of Spider Island

11

57%
Final Justice WINNER

22

43%
Horrors of Spider Island

11 Comments
Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

This is the final episode of Mike's green jumpsuit.

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

I’ll take Babs over JDB any day of the week!

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Gotta cross my legs to this one again. I wouldn't open them for Joe Don Baker either.

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Jeffrey Malone
0
Jeffrey Malone

Garyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

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Greg Gancho
0
Greg Gancho

This was a tough choice, but I think Spider Island wins with the higher cheeze factor.

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

It's been too long since I've seen it last.

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Eviliz
0
Eviliz

Tough. Both are great, but Goosio gives me night terrors.

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

Babs could totally take JDB!!!

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Klugman
0
Klugman

Spiders deserve our respect

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Leslie Maryann Neal
0
Leslie Maryann Neal

I LOVE THIS EPISODE. The sexy dancers, the murmuring, the ridiculous man-spider.

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

German babes in bikinis!! And let us not forget the frisson of the final scene when spider-Gary skitters beefily across the quicksand on gossamer legs before succumbing to his guilty doom!

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57%
Final Justice

22 Comments
Angela Martin
1
Angela Martin

Getting what is due! Aahahaha!

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Mira Gutoff
1
Mira Gutoff

I am not voting for Joe Don, but against spiders.

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

Think you can take me? Go ahead on. It's your move.

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Andrew Fafoutakis
0
Andrew Fafoutakis

Joel Don Baker movies always make me laugh. Mitchell!

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

I watch joe don baker movies

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Because I'm not a SONOVA(something).

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

🎶You better ru-uh-un🎶

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

A tough choice, but we do watch a lot of Joe Don Baker movies around here.

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

Hardest decision I've had to make so far. But I just can't vote against Joe Don Baker movies in this.

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

Don't be a bunch of Maltese men, and vote Goosio!

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Jay Skillman
0
Jay Skillman

For a certain Lady from Malta, and because no spiders!

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j c
0
j c

Out of these two SciFi era episodes, this is definitely the more spongeworthy.

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Gretchen Crumpacker
0
Gretchen Crumpacker

Goosio is my personal savior

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Blessed Saint Giuseppe Don Panettiere, the patron saint of milk (or Maalox), triangles, head dunking and being ever so gracious as to allow others to go ahead and move first.

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67%
Pod People WINNER

28

33%
The Sinister Urge

19

67%
Pod People

27 Comments
Mickey Potter
6
Mickey Potter

Because this is the only Trumpy I'll ever vote for!

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garrett salinas
2
garrett salinas

Trumpy you can do stupid things!

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Mr. Perry
1
Mr. Perry

Grumpy, does kooky things

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Mr. Perry
Mr. Perry

Trumpy...I meant. darn you auto spell 😂

Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Burnin' rubber tires and wing-ed potatoes! Nuf said !

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Jacob Harris
1
Jacob Harris

Smuckers Raspberry Preserves

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Mike Aronow
1
Mike Aronow

Idiot Control Now!

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Robert Ezenwa
0
Robert Ezenwa

I thought the costume was well done. Trumpy is the best part of either movie.

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James A. Miles
0
James A. Miles

I want to see this Trumpy win. We will make music stink again!

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wthvideoproduction
0
wthvideoproduction

Trumpy you can do stupid things!

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Brandon Pace
0
Brandon Pace

Because Trumpy can do stupid stuff!

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Xavier Whitley II
0
Xavier Whitley II

One man show Leslie Nelson, Leslie Nelson, Leslie Nelson

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Totally still stinks!

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Terry Somerville
0
Terry Somerville

My first episode after coming back from England! It blew me away.

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

My favorite Joel episode of course!

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Benjamin Owen
0
Benjamin Owen

Why do you do bad things, Trumpy?

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Because Trumpy can do stupid things!

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Pod People is awesome. Idiot Control Now! Haha

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Robin Preibisius
0
Robin Preibisius

Because...it stinks.

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Scott Pfitzinger
0
Scott Pfitzinger

Do you know what playing is, Trumpy?

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Kerrin Dworkowski
0
Kerrin Dworkowski

Pod People got nothing to live for!

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

Finally, an easy decision!

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33%
The Sinister Urge

19 Comments
Amanda Qassar
3
Amanda Qassar

I think we've all had enough of Trumpy doing stupid things, thanks.

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Marty Ketola
2
Marty Ketola

We've seen Trumpy, and not as many have seen this brilliant, probably not acceptable for Thanksgiving, episode!

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DataAngel Nine
2
DataAngel Nine

I really don't want to hear "trumpy" over and over again

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ThePeronah
1
ThePeronah

Sorry Trumpy, but I will always choose Ed Wood over you.

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Leslie Maryann Neal
0
Leslie Maryann Neal

Ed Wood! Come on! Besides, Pod People is overplayed.

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

Ed Wood! Officer Kline! Porn, for Pete's sake! Think of the children!

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Don't want no Pod People 'round here.

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Eviliz
0
Eviliz

I love a good duck pond.

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z beeblebrox
0
z beeblebrox

Because it's a felony in my state to not vote for an Ed Wood movie when possible

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Josh Deane
0
Josh Deane

I have never seen this one!

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Dee Schendel
0
Dee Schendel

They're both great, but I've seen Pod People a dozen times & I would love to see The Sinister Urge again. It's classic Ed Wood & lots of fun!

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David Rogers
0
David Rogers

If this doesn't win it's obviously voter fraud.

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

Ed Wood & Mike Nelson!

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Kevin Smith
0
Kevin Smith

I love me some Ed Wood!

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

Can we really pass up an Ed Wood classic???

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

Can't stand Trump, I mean, Trumpy.

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artrockz
0
artrockz

Who doesn't like a brawl over girly pics at the ice cream parlor?

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