Mst3k SquareOffs

48%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

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52%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die WINNER

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48%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
74 Comments
Brandon Lawrence
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Brandon Lawrence

Actor Tim Donnelly, who played Richard, recently passed away. I think it would be a nice tribute to him.

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Cassandra Schoon
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Cassandra Schoon

I think that this one is probably responsible for like 90% of my family's inside jokes. It is one of those things that always makes me think of good times with them.

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Corey Core Grundstein
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Corey Core Grundstein

Aside from "Clonus" being my favorite episode of all time, it's without a doubt the best movie MST riffed during their classic years. It was remade by Michael Bay. That alone shows how strong of a film it is. Plus the riffs are hysterical. ALL of them! And the host segments are fantastic!

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Kimberly Edsell
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Kimberly Edsell

This never gets the love it deserves. Only you can prevent crotch fires.

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Brian Edsell
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Brian Edsell

One of my all time favorites. Only you can prevent crotch fires. I can't believe this isn't winning.

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Corvid Cattus
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Corvid Cattus

They're dying in America... TODAY!

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Michael Berger
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Michael Berger

Goofy movie that is actually entertaining with great riffs.

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Brian Finnegan
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Brian Finnegan

Whole movie is worth it just for the smoking crotch scene, The Island starrring Ewan MacGregor had to pay these people for ripping off the plot lol

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Matthew Casper
Matthew Casper

That was Michael Bay.

Ben Hunt
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Ben Hunt

It has Peter Graves.

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Christopher Thomas Cimafranca
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Christopher Thomas Cimafranca

PARTS is PARTS ... also gotta stick it to The Island for bein a slap in the face rip-off ;-)

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Cara Sutherland
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Cara Sutherland

The inspiration for "The Island." Good enough for Michael Bay!

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George Featherstone
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George Featherstone

"Only question i ever thought was hard, was do i like Kirk, or do I like Picard" ... Well, now there's a harder question. I have A brain that wouldn't die movie poster on my office wall, that's how much I love it, but Parts just has so much great stuff in it. Hardest. Choice. Ever.

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Lori Arthur
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Lori Arthur

I'm Peter Graves.

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M Dodd
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M Dodd

Classic episode.

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Matt Olfson
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Matt Olfson

While the Brian That Wouldn't Die is a classic (especially with Mary Jo in a pan), Parts is just funnier.

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Michael Lipinski
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Michael Lipinski

It's a movie that Michael Bay shamelessly ripped off decades later, plus Peter Graves for A&E Biography.

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Kelsey Stark
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Kelsey Stark

I actually kind of like this movie. Plus, Peter Graves of the University of Minnesota.

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Gila Spaceleigh
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Gila Spaceleigh

Peter Graves monologue!!

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Josh H(Viper)
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Josh H(Viper)

It’s one of the best riffs of all MST3K’s. The writing was on point, and the riffs came at the right moments… Makes me laugh and smile to this day!

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Pamela Zesotarski
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Pamela Zesotarski

I am just hoping for some good parts... At least in the riffs, if not in the movie!

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Thomas Richard Cole
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Thomas Richard Cole

Full of so many great one-liners!

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J. Mercer Crenshaw
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J. Mercer Crenshaw

Although I’ve seen these both a bunch of times, there’s something so earnestly doofy about “Parts:” that makes it one of my all time favorites.

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Josh
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Josh

A VERY underappreciated episode, absolutely perfect movie for riffing (extremely watchable despite being trash) with fantastic jokes. One of my favorites.

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Russell Boyer
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Russell Boyer

Peter Graves is Peter Graves in: Peter Graves at the University of Minnesota

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David Redstone
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David Redstone

Because Peter Graves is in it...and I think he went to the University of Minnesota

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Jason Guillemette
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Jason Guillemette

I need more Peter Graves on my Thanksgiving.

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Rikki Strong
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Rikki Strong

We can already quote all of the riffs from The Head that Wouldn't Die already. Gotta expand our repertoire.

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Will Dodson
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Will Dodson

It's a tough call, because I love both movies, but it would be a GRAVES mistake to miss out on "Parts: The Clonus Horror!"

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Becky Mueller
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Becky Mueller

"Only you can prevent groin fires"

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Bill Murray
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Bill Murray

Title alone wins it! Plus, I want a new kidney for myself!!!

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Josh Colletta
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Josh Colletta

Boil-in-bag humans. The gunshot running gag. Crotch fires. Crow's nose job. Peter Graves! What more could you ask for?

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Darin Widmer
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Darin Widmer

Horrible movie... Perfect for riffing!!

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Adinocc
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Adinocc

It's a weird move.

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Tom Blackburn
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Tom Blackburn

I love how clueless these poor clones are and I have only seen this movie once.

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Joel Marksbury
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Joel Marksbury

Seems like this one doesn't get shown much, so why not something different?

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Brandon Casorla
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Brandon Casorla

Something different.

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Andy Pottschmidt
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Andy Pottschmidt

Seeing Crow with a smaller beak is all it took to vote for this episode.

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Astrozon Danglebert Zebulon
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Astrozon Danglebert Zebulon

Parts is both superior and horrifically inferior to the brain the wouldn't die, so how could you not vote for this treasure garbage

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Hi, I'm Peter Graves, and I think you should feature this in the next episode of Biography.

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Thomas Horne
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Thomas Horne

I decided on this movie because I haven't seen it before and the title is intriguing, also I know the other very well lol I wanted to mention I got this email while watching Werewolf from the MST3K 20th anniversary box set lol

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After Dark. Parts.
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After Dark. Parts.

Show respect for all the fallen players of these movies we riff. We have lost so many and yet no one knew. its time to give love and praise to those we don't often think or talk about.

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Curt Bizovi
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Curt Bizovi

I voted this for my peeps @mst3kaday on IG

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Jeffrey Lilly
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Jeffrey Lilly

There are few movies in the MST quiver that so perfectly capture the ridiculousness of 70s cinema- inexplicable but hyper-specific science ideas, bad fashion, and the decade's obsession with doom n' gloom endings.

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Mike J. McAllister
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Mike J. McAllister

I have fond memories of watching this one with my Dad. I taped it the day it aired and is one of my all time favorite episodes

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Loren Hermanson
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Loren Hermanson

For those of us who eat Turkey, parts are important and I think we all have had some horror stories about under or mis-cooked parts. I kinda fits

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Johnny My name is
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Johnny My name is

Barry Bostwick is the man!

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Mancho vie
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Mancho vie

The main character always has the best goofy look on his face. It's just so funny

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Sean Neptune
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Sean Neptune

It's called Parts! Parts!

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Dax Gazaway
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Dax Gazaway

I have not seen this one. Lame answer, but true.

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James Brown
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James Brown

Because it reminds me of a good episode of Sliders if that episode was a shlocky b movie

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Luke Leonard
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Luke Leonard

I haven't seen this one.

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Michael Black Feather
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Michael Black Feather

There's a genuinely interesting story in this movie! Like a 1970s version of The Matrix. Eat the cake! You're going to America!

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Rene
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Rene

LOVE this one, and you can't beat Peter Graves! "Parts is parts!"

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Wade Burchette
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Wade Burchette

*gunshot* Ow! *another gunshot* Ow! *yet another gunshot* Ow!

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Get Lich or Die Tryin'
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Get Lich or Die Tryin'

Nothing says "harvest" like harvesting organs.

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Gabriel D
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Gabriel D

Haven't seen the one, sounds interesting!

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Jean Thomas
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Jean Thomas

The Brain That Wouldn't Die is misogynist. Parts: The Conus Horror is HILARIOUS, plus Peter Graves!

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

Always been a personal favorite of mime

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William Manley
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William Manley

For the Aunt Clara symposium

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Jon Malbrough
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Jon Malbrough

I'm voting for America....TODAY!

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Judy Dubrosky
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Judy Dubrosky

The Brain that Wouldn't Die leaves me with an icky feeling that doesn't wash off for days.

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Bo Sheep
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Bo Sheep

Brain that wouldn’t die is great, but parts deserves more attention

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William Schraffenberger
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William Schraffenberger

“Brain that Wouldn’t Die” is a good riff, but it’s such a greasy, dark, exploitative movie I’ve got to go with my less-favored but more accessible episode if I’m watching in mixed company.

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Chris Dunlap
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Chris Dunlap

I want to go to America!

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Marguerite Tonjes
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Marguerite Tonjes

because we haven’t seen Parts: The Clonus Horror as often as we have seen The Brain That Wouldn’t Die.

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Jennifer Dearden
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Jennifer Dearden

I watched this on an early date with the guy I'd eventually marry. Love at first riff.

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Sushil Rudranath
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Sushil Rudranath

It's a true classic with RICHARD GRAVES :D

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Adam Kniprath
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Adam Kniprath

Haven't seen this as often, so it'd be good to see again!

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Matthew Casper
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Matthew Casper

This was such a funny riff on this one.

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Howard Kistler
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Howard Kistler

Optimal cheese levels, and the filmmakers were very good sports about it appearing on MST3K,

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52%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
94 Comments
Bob Dunn
5
Bob Dunn

Jan in a pan.

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Claire Elliott
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Claire Elliott

it's Mike's introduction, and I wonder if they intentionally picked this one for him because the jokes were so strong. It allowed us to fall in love with a new host quickly and easily after Joel left.

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Josh Marrazzo
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Josh Marrazzo

This is just SUCH a classic. Mary Jo as Jan in the Pan; Mike's 1st show; a new opening theme. It had to show us MST 3K could survive such a monumental change (and change is how this show has survived over the years!) And it nails it. That's no shot at Parts, but Brain is a slam dunk.

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Jason Tamez
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Jason Tamez

Parts is so bland. Jan is so glam.

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Philip Monihan
Philip Monihan

Well said.

Stacie ♥
2
Stacie ♥

Parts makes me sad. Their sad faces....and the old people....oh it's just everything. ☹

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Philip Monihan
Philip Monihan

Yeah, I'm not happy watching Parts either.

Jack Miller
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Jack Miller

Mike’s historic first episode as host, might be a good thing to see for new fans of the show. Plus the riffing is top notch in that one. I love Parts too, but Brain is soooo classic!

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Darth Elias
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Darth Elias

It’s a big brain move

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Shawn Samuels
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Shawn Samuels

Childhood Favorite. One of the first horror movies I can actually remember watching as a young boy staying up way past his bedtime to see it on a Saturday night late late show! And still one I watch every time I see it on.

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Witecat Jer
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Witecat Jer

This movie is inherently silly and lighter fare is always great with marathons on Thanksgiving.

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Meghan Hamilton
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Meghan Hamilton

This film freaked me out at 10 years old, having seen the unedited version on late night TV in the 60's. I thought it would always unnerve me a little, until I met...Jan in the Pan!

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Leslie Maryann Neal
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Leslie Maryann Neal

It's one of my fave episodes. Parts is just blah

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Mary Manning
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Mary Manning

This is one of the best ever episodes and seems more fitting for Halloween.

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

Love this b&w horror film as an episode even though I think Clonus is the better movie.

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S Moyer
1
S Moyer

"What does turning them into clowns prove, John"

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Gallerygoo
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Gallerygoo

I would like to see Mikes first episode

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Jackson Munden
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Jackson Munden

Mike's first episode

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Michael Ricci
1
Michael Ricci

First Mike episode

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

I rather watch "The Brain that wouldn't die" than "Part

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Mike Deras
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Mike Deras

Did you make your own gravy?

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
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Llewellyn Buntminkey

I'm a lover of old black and white sci-fi movies, plus Mary Jo's iconic "Jan in the Pan" character, Mike's first film - this is justifiably a classic and must be included.

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JayMallow
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JayMallow

At least Brain ends on an up note. Parts is just too depressing for Thanksgiving.

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Greg Hall
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Greg Hall

Bodyless heads...'nuff said

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KaijuKnight42
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KaijuKnight42

Parts is just so HARD to watch...

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Erik David Even
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Erik David Even

I created a pumpkin Jan in the Pan for one Halloween. I'll have to see if I can find the picture,

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Steve Shaha
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Steve Shaha

This is one of the best episodes, in my opinion, and is always rewatchable. The riffs are top notch, and with this being Mike's first show as host the host segments are unique and great as well.

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Karen Crockett
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Karen Crockett

It's a classic!

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Zack S
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Zack S

Just feels right, you know?

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Edie Nugent
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Edie Nugent

Such a classic. Would love to see an update, and for someone to change my neck juice.

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Philip Chandler
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Philip Chandler

I remember watching this many years ago, and I saw part of the MST version. I thought it was really really funny and I wanted to see the rest.

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Kenneth Allen Burdge III
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Kenneth Allen Burdge III

Because this was the first episode i ever watched as a kid and its still my favorite. Because i too cant find the TRASURE and feel DISPLASURE!

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holly ann
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holly ann

It's Mike's first experiment and essential viewing for any potential MSTies.

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MavinMaverick
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MavinMaverick

Though I was aware of MST3k for some time, it was on later than I typically stayed up. This may have been the first one I actually watched when it aired.

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Robert Ezenwa
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Robert Ezenwa

It's the first season without Joel in it. The episode is monumental for that fact alone. It's also one of a few episodes that shows Mike adjusting to his new home.

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Mark Lucas
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Mark Lucas

This is such a classic! The quintessential horror of a scientist doing all the wrong things for his selfish love. And what couldn't be more fitting to watch during a Turkey Day meal than a disembodied head in a vat of soup? Yes!

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Leeann Key
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Leeann Key

Everyone needs a pinch of sleaze for Thanksgiving!

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Colleen Moriarity
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Colleen Moriarity

This is one of my favorite episode. It's one of the classics.

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Eric Sack
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Eric Sack

This is one of the earliest MST3K episodes I remember watching and laughing with my family.

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Duke Richards
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Duke Richards

Jan in the pan!

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Robert Isaacson
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Robert Isaacson

This episode makes its own gravy!!

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Robert Josephson
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Robert Josephson

Such a fun riffy movie. Great host segments.

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Ken Buchanan
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Ken Buchanan

I love this episode!!!

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Lucas Munden
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Lucas Munden

Mike's first riff..ever, "These people will be exploring issues that are teens issues."

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Steve Caldwell
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Steve Caldwell

my wife told me to vote for this one. so I did

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J. Sexton
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J. Sexton

There are ways to get this episode on the marathon. Many ways... Did I mention there are ways?

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Lauren Valbert
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Lauren Valbert

Mike's first show! It's fun to watch the bots be suspicious of the new guy. :-)

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Adam Troy
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Adam Troy

I love this episode. Mostly because this was Mike's first time on Team MST3K. The trio gelled so well together. Plus the movie itself showed what Mike was in store for during his time on the SOL.

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Matt Perri
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Matt Perri

It's a classic ep. Easy Top 20, if not Top 10.

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Michael Seaman
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Michael Seaman

I loved this movie before I saw it on MST3K. I love it more with MST3K.

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Lets Go Brandon
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Lets Go Brandon

Clonus Wars is a documentary

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chubtoons
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chubtoons

Jan in a pan is the perfect Turkey Day dish!

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Bruce Pullen
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Bruce Pullen

Mike's first episode, the black and white simplicity, the jokes and skits, its timeless repeat factor, and the Comedy Central feeling reach an unavoidable nostalgia that's hard to match.

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rtillisch
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rtillisch

It’s the perfect intersection of b-movie and MST3K. Just a great movie on it’s own, made even better by the jokes.

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Kyle Wilkinson
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Kyle Wilkinson

It;s one of my all time favorite Mike episodes. I love all the riffs and one of the riffs that makes me laugh the most is "Hi! I'm Casey Kasem. This one goes out to a heart-sick lover with a severed head!"

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John Manly
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John Manly

There are ways to get this film to victory. There are ways...mwahahaha. Ways.... Did I mention there are ways?

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

You've got to vote for the movie that makes its own gravy.

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Linda Saper
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Linda Saper

You can’t compare these two! “The Brain That Wouldn’t Die” is a true horror classic, fully deserving of MST3K riffing!

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Jeremy Clegg
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Jeremy Clegg

Come on. It's about a brain...that won't die. What more do you need?

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Craig Mooney
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Craig Mooney

It sounds soo bad so that means it must be good

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Storm Karstark
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Storm Karstark

This is one of the first episodes I ever saw and one that my family and I still quote to each other to this day. This is one of the all-time greats, IMO.

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Chris Fretwell
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Chris Fretwell

Love the classic Black & Whites. And who doesn't like Jan in the Pan?

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Bryan Lee Davidson-Tirca
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Bryan Lee Davidson-Tirca

It never hurts to get a head.

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David Sears
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David Sears

My wife and I watched this movie on our first time together at her apartment.

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Dani Jones
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Dani Jones

Clonus is so gross and cringey. I just can't stand it!

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Pat McClain
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Pat McClain

Are you kiddin', it's Jan in a pan and she makes her own gravy.

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Adam C
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Adam C

Parts is a legitimately good movie (if maybe a bit boring), while Brain is awful and deserves all the scorn and riff heaped upon it.

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

Bad movie training with Mike!

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Heather M Perkins
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Heather M Perkins

I know more of us eat turkey PARTS than turkey BRAINS on Thanksgiving, but I'd be thankful to see The Brain That Wouldn't Die!

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Cameron Bowman
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Cameron Bowman

This one is a classic and you get a shot of the "severed head" from this movie during MST3K opening theme.

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Tina Grosek
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Tina Grosek

It's harder to find this one to watch. Clonus is around everywhere.

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Laura Walker
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Laura Walker

I guess I just love a movie with neck juice in it.

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Keith Dickinson
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Keith Dickinson

The first Mike Nelson movie, and it's just bat-crap insane all the way.

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Matt Towler
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Matt Towler

Because I'm already trapped in another dimension.

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Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

HELP ME! I'M IN ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!

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Dawn B
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Dawn B

Jan in a Pan <3

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Annemarie Fogh
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Annemarie Fogh

the brain that wouldnt die, because she's served like a turkey! :D

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Marguerite Nutter
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Marguerite Nutter

I love the old B&W movies

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JojoMonReturns91
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JojoMonReturns91

This was my first exposure to MST3K next to Cave Dwellers and the first episode to feature Mike Nelson! STOP SIGN WHAT STOP SIGN? CURVE WHAT CURVE?

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Scott Pfitzinger
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Scott Pfitzinger

Gutterbumbershoot!! And Mike learns the ropes since it's first episode.

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Ariel Freeman
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Ariel Freeman

It's a classic.

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

Haven't seen this one in a while, and I really don't like Clonus. Sorry...

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Joseph Cook
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Joseph Cook

It’s been a while since I’ve seen it!

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Damian Miller
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Damian Miller

im a sucker for a "head in a pan" movie

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Jason Chestnut
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Jason Chestnut

One of my favorite Mike episodes by far

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Ian Mackey
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Ian Mackey

I love Mike's early seasons the most

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Adam Boyd
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Adam Boyd

Because Neck Juice, that's why

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Tim Snider
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Tim Snider

It's a brain movie! I'm a sucker for a brain movie!

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Craig Dorrell
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Craig Dorrell

We should celebrate that decapitated actress' heroic sacrifice!

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Nathan Owley
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Nathan Owley

Mike's first time in the theater!

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Lost Continent

37

58%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad WINNER

45

42%
Lost Continent

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
37 Comments
Dr Fortyseven
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Dr Fortyseven

Gosh, I just love me some rock climbing.

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KaijuKnight42
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KaijuKnight42

Rock climbing and Coffee combined with Stop Motion Dinosaurs.

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David Stumpf
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David Stumpf

Dude, Hugh Beaumont? The Beaver's dad? Nuf said!!

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Bri K
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Bri K

Rock climbing, Joel

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Aaron Mastriani
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Aaron Mastriani

My favorite episode!

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Melissa McConnell
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Melissa McConnell

If all the choices are going to be this hard I might leave it up to the rest of you.

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Robert Ezenwa
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Robert Ezenwa

Rock climbing. Also, Joel and the bots' biting critique of the movie as it tortures them.

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John Markley
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John Markley

I love the early eps. Lost continent is the boys at their best.

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John Vanover
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John Vanover

Always up for stop animation.I mean how many times can you watch raisins dance?

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sbkMulletMan
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sbkMulletMan

This was my first ever MST3K episode. Saw it on Turkey Day no less.

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Kenneth E. Morgan
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Kenneth E. Morgan

Rock climbing, Joel.

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Rick Morris
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Rick Morris

Who doesn't want to see rock climbing, except for Joel & the bots

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okuwinn
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okuwinn

Magic Voyage played last year. And he's not Sinbad!

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Walter Clayton
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Walter Clayton

The Magic that is Joel (and Monkey Boy)

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Andee Miskiewicz
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Andee Miskiewicz

My dad took me to see this one. Its got some chidable lines and scenes. Love it.

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Rachel Rodriguez
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Rachel Rodriguez

ROCK CLIMBING!! And I love stop motion animation.

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Analee Harriman
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Analee Harriman

CESAR ROMERO AHOOOOOOOOOY!

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Josh Marrazzo
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Josh Marrazzo

This was SUCH a tough call, especially since the alternative brings back warm and fuzzy memories of Comedy Central's, "pick the wisecrack" contest back in 1993. That said... At the end of the day... Rock Climbing.

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Jack Chaisey
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Jack Chaisey

Meow Mix Sued For False Advertising After Study Shows Cats Were Just Making Standard Cat Noises And Not Asking For A Particular Brand Of Food

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William Schraffenberger
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William Schraffenberger

Rock climbing, Joel. Rock climbing.

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Brian Finnegan
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Brian Finnegan

Rock climbing Joel....rock climbing

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Caw Caw Motherfuckers | Commissions OPEN
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Caw Caw Motherfuckers | Commissions OPEN

Nothing beats 20 minutes of rock climbing

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John Allore
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John Allore

It's part of the canon.

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Bob Dunn
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Bob Dunn

Caesar Romero + dinosaurs, what's not to like?

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Dave Fouts
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Dave Fouts

Sounds better, I've seen the other and not a fan.

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Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

It was one of my first...

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Adam Vorobok
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Adam Vorobok

I love season two as an underrated season. Also, rock climbing helps my digestion.

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

I'd rather see a space & rockets movie than a swords & sandals epic this turkey day.

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Lyle Albert Goff
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Lyle Albert Goff

Classic bad Sci-Fi with the classic MST3K line-up!

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Daniel Wesley
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Daniel Wesley

Two words: rock climbing.

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Alexander
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Alexander

Did I mention, rock climbing? Rock climbing, Joel. Rock climbing.

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Richard Lewis III
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Richard Lewis III

Rock climbing…because it’s there!

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Bob Quinlan
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Bob Quinlan

Rock Climbing.

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58%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
44 Comments
William Smith
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William Smith

Ohhhh...it's the great Sinbad gracing is with his presence

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N'EliG-G-GHOST!
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N'EliG-G-GHOST!

Sadko is one of the best films ever made....and this edited and dubbed version is good too, I guess.

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Russell Boyer
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Russell Boyer

He's not SINBAD!

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Matthew Young
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Matthew Young

Hell yes pull out Mr. Slicey and go to town on the old school monsters. Writing...scripts... who needs em' when there's this level of bad acting and worse effects... no need just yell action, roll the film..possibly down the street and hope for the best.

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MavinMaverick
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MavinMaverick

I have a soft spot for Russo-Finnish storytelling.

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Ann(iston) MarJory K 🌼
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Ann(iston) MarJory K 🌼

This was so hard. ButSinbad has a glorious collection of weird.

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Doug Lackey
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Doug Lackey

Well, you know, I saw "The Magic Voyage of Brad Garrett".

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Joshua Pendleton
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Joshua Pendleton

Great sweeping cinematography and batsh*t insane plot

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Octoyaki
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Octoyaki

An episode that isn't shown too often

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Newt Calkins
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Newt Calkins

Caroline Munro? Caroline Munro.

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Newt Calkins
Newt Calkins

I'm a dope. Wrong Sinbad movie!

Charles Brown
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Charles Brown

This is a great episode, even though that is not Sinbad!

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Kimberly Sivey
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Kimberly Sivey

I'm not so good with heights

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Dr. F. and Frank are wearing their chinderwear backwards relative to their chin butts.

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Michael Rookard
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Michael Rookard

Crazy Soviet films are perfect for Thanksgiving!

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Jason Tamez
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Jason Tamez

It's a beautiful movie. And equally crazy. He's not Sinbad.

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Steve Bennett
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Steve Bennett

Like all of the Russo-Finish fantasy movies, its interesting even without riffing, but with riffing it's a sublime experience.

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Susan Pitcher
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Susan Pitcher

Because it's just so Sin-Bad!

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Chris Chahanovich
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Chris Chahanovich

Wait, the Sinbad from Jingle All The Way? That dude is legend, sign me up.

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Maria Kristina Smith
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Maria Kristina Smith

Hilarious sketches and a movie that

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Matt Towler
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Matt Towler

Nooooo rock climbing!

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Matt Stogdill
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Matt Stogdill

Just watched both. This one was more entertaining to me. But both were great! 👍👍

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Kim Sivey
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Kim Sivey

I don't think I could make it through all that rock climbing again...

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Brian J Crow
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Brian J Crow

Because I didn't have an option to vote for Singood.

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Howard Kistler
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Howard Kistler

I voted for this because I have luberia.

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

This one was easy! Not a big fan of Lost Continent. LOVE Magic Voyage of Sinbad

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Jon Warren
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Jon Warren

It's a sillier film.

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Ian Mackey
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Ian Mackey

No rock climbing

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THE DEEP DIVE
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THE DEEP DIVE

A mass appeal classic.

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David Brian Dobbs
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David Brian Dobbs

It's in color. Rock climbing was funny the first time I saw it, but it got old after the 5th time I saw it. This movie never gets old. I love the wind demon.

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Jon Malbrough
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Jon Malbrough

I love me a Russo-Finnish co-production!

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Nathan Earl
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Nathan Earl

It's not rock climbing

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Randy Cox
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Randy Cox

The Russo-Finnish movies are among the best episodes in the series, and there’s a great short in front of this one.

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Jason Lawrence Janzen
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Jason Lawrence Janzen

Sorry Lost Continent, I can't handle any more rock climbing.

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

I've just seen Lost Incontinent too many times. Let's freshen things up!

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Tony González
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Tony González

It's in color and has some decent production value that can be appreciated despite how much material it gives Joel and the bots to work with! 😅

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Marty Hart
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Marty Hart

Loved him at the Apollo

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Tim Snider
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Tim Snider

I'm hoping this time he'll use that magic belt of his like in the cartoons!

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Sinbad just seems more...I don't know...Thanksgivng-y

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Russell Coleman
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Russell Coleman

"Now is the crowd moving or is the platform moving? Because the plot isn't moving!"

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Anne Spence
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Anne Spence

this is in color, so this one

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Stephen Michael Kellat
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Stephen Michael Kellat

Lost Continent has the tedious climb of tediousness

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The Big Head

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Johnny Longtorso

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The Big Head

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Jim Hanson
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Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM
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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

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Arlene Harris
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Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

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James Scoggin
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James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

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Bryan Kearney
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Bryan Kearney

Change my name to Todd and get some Monsters for my band.

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robot 'spooky' cat
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robot 'spooky' cat

Just wanna be that guy with the big head.

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Doug Breese
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Doug Breese

The song... the song

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Mary Pat Campbell
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Mary Pat Campbell

it's a really big head!

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Aaron Bellante
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Aaron Bellante

It's funny. Cause its...bigger than a normal sized head.

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Ben
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Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

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Derek Smith
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Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

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Michael Kilgore
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Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

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Johnny Longtorso

28 Comments
Russell Boyer
2
Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

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Melinda Hosh-Miller
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Melinda Hosh-Miller

He's the man who comes in pieces!

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Karen Crockett
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Karen Crockett

Mostly because of the theme song. "The man who comes in pieces" la la la

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Kirsty The Hermit
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Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

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Aaron Noble
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Aaron Noble

The cost going into one figure is really expensive.

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Jack Chaisey
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Jack Chaisey

This may be hard for you to understand, but there is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It, it's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan. Can you grasp that? Big Brother is not watching you.

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A Weis
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A Weis

Because longtorso

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Ryan Hollist
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Ryan Hollist

I already have a big head. Literally, my hat size is a men's large.

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Gayle Gordon
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Gayle Gordon

He's the man who comes in pieces

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Micah Billet Neff
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Micah Billet Neff

So I can sing the song....in parts!

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Tom Blackburn
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Tom Blackburn

Slightly more portable

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Johnny My name is
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Johnny My name is

Promotes responsible kitbashing!

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Heather M Perkins
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Heather M Perkins

My head is already gigantic

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Corey Core Grundstein
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Corey Core Grundstein

No where to put the big head lol

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Drab Art Stew
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Drab Art Stew

Because short torsos are for the weak!

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Damian Miller
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Damian Miller

sponduics man, sponduics

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Matt Towler
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Matt Towler

He comes in peace! Er, pieces

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Tony González
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Tony González

I'd want to mount the big head on the wall and my wife would have a fit, so Johnny it is...

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N'EliG-G-GHOST!
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N'EliG-G-GHOST!

I mean, that theme song, right?

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Leeann Key
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Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

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Jennifred Hollybright
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Jennifred Hollybright

I collect action figures

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

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Bussho Lahn
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Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

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Claire Jumper
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Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

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