Mst3k SquareOffs

Because "WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH!"

Because I like it very much.

If the entire riff was just chicken sounds I would still vote for it.

Krankor is my great great cousin once removed!

In my view, there can never be enough Krankors terrorizing children in short pants on Thanksgiving.

Hahrn. Hahrn. Hahrn. Hahrn. Haaaaaaaaaaahrnnnnn!

No jokes or references here: This is simply one of the funniest experiments ever produced.

YOUR. WEAPONS. WON'T. HARM. ME!!!!!

Choose between 2 of my favs? That's not nice! :-) Still gotta give the edge to Krankor and his chicken invasion.

Am I still your prisoner or.....???

Cos the baddies look like chickens and chickens are like turkeys.

Krankor's laugh, the monster with ill-fitting clothes that doesn't contribute to the plot, numbered lackeys, sophisticated spaceship controls that you wind up, and my favorite line "Ah, Manicotti, I hear your stuffed with cheese"

HAAAAH, HAAAAH, HAAAAAH. YA SCUM!

Efficient, faster paced, and far more watchable in repeat viewings. This is one of the Mike era's most compelling episodes.

Heh heh heeeeeehhhhhh

It's just a funny movie in and of itself and the jokes will only make it funnier.

IT's NOT because skin tight costumes make me tingly. IT'S NOT!

I can't think of a better way to spend Turkey Day than fighting Crank Whore in Beaver Falls.

The riff's just make me laugh - Haahhhhh (pause) hahhhhh (pause) hahhhhhh.

It's already full of turkey's.

Love me some Krankor. Nuff said.

As much as I respect David Warner, _Delta Knights_ = DEEP PAIN. While T(day)-bird festing and feasting, I'd rather watch a leading-though-otherwise-unidentified, bullet-headed alien-someone "looking for his (?!) record."

This may be hard for you to understand, but there is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It, it's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan. Can you grasp that? Big Brother is not watching you.

This was a tough one, because I love Delta Knights, but Prince of Space was the first MST3K I saw, and it is still my favorite. Chickens are a cruel people.

Krankor told me to.

I just like this one

HEH HEH HEH HEEEEEHHHHHHH

Japanese campy scifi - nothing better than that

Prince of Space is one of my all time favorite episodes . Krankor , the English dubbing and the bad sound effects put this movie in a class few other movies attain.

The old Japanese movies are the funniest!

Who can resist a super violent space porn cartoon?

Either would be a great choice to me, but Prince of Space is exactly the kind of classic Japanese science fiction cheese that I love.

We like it very much.

Krankor rules!

Meh.

Ha ha ha, I've told you before, your weapons have no effect on me!

you might guess that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

Krankor makes everything better!

Because it's from JAAAAAA-Pannnnn...!

Both are great but Quest appeared more recently during Mindless Summer

I like it very much

Both great, but had Delta Knight last year.

What is there to say? “Ha Ha! Your weapons are useless against me!”

Haaa ha ha... ha... ha

We must continue to test the claim that their weapons are ineffective.

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH!

Because I’ve already seen delta knights...

Hhhhhhaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

I LIKE IT VERY MUCH.

It’s Turkey Day . How can you have Turkey without Yams ? Even if the Yam is an lumbering giant that resembles Ross Perot ! 😁

Just cuz

Because we all need some Tokusatsu goodness on a holiday special!

Your weapons are useless against me! Har, Har, Har, Har, Har!

Prince of space

because it has royalty and Japanese kids in it

One of my favorite MST3K episodes from the Sci-Fi Channel era.

I like it very much!

Because Dictator Phantom of the Planet Krankor! Cockle-doodle-doo!

"People of Earth..." "Bwok".

No reason. I just like to watch things get burned.

the Prince riffs and the chickenesque aliens, of course!!

Many hilarious riffs!

The aliens fly in a turkey shaped spaceship, how could we not vote for this?

Both great episodes, but we had Delta Knights last year.

Prince of Space will always deserve a second chance over Quest of the Delta Knights (which was already reriffed recently)

One word: Krankor.

We need him now more than ever.

It stars a wispy bachelor

Because I like it, I like it very much!

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAHHHHH!

actually this is a close call..be fine with either. Still mad about Daddy O!!!

Because, "Har, har, har, har, har!" is why.

That's harsh asking me that she was between two of my favorites! 🙂 But narrow advantage to Krankor and his invading chicken men.

The only disappointing thing about this one is that MST3K never went back to the well and did another one in this vein. Hopefully in the seasons to come. Plus, Krakor Rules

Because our powers are useless against him!

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Haaaaaa.

Both good episodes, but we had the watch party for Delta recently so switching it out!

Big fan of boot blacking.

Because I love Space Chief!

Krankor! Man, I've missed you!

Your weapons are useless against me!

It's no use firing your Delta Knights, they cannot possibly hurt Prince of Space.

I like it VERY MUCH.

Because your weapons are useless against me.

Krankor is a Classic MST3K villian

this is a cheesy japanese version of superman movie.

Between this movie and the Turkey, we'll have 2/3 of a Turducken.

Prince of Space is THE BEST! We watch it several times a month! I mean, "dress to the right stuff," "I'm gonna mess you up," "do you want the window seat?" It IS perfection!

This is my #1 MST3K Turkey Day movie!!!! Funny as heck, made me have more respect for Chickens! Bawk.

KRANKOR! KRANKOR! KRANKOR! KRANKOR!

One of my favorites from the Sci-Fi era and my favorite Japanese movie episode.

He looks like a welder who has fainting spells.

Hit me with a forklift!

Yeah, this one was a coin flip, but in the end I gotta go with my man Krankor.

Tough decision between these two classics!

KRANKOR ! baw baw baw baw baw howareya'

Prince of space ftw

The world must know the joy that is...KRANKOR!

"Your weapons are useless against me!"

Prince of Space, sir? How do we feel about Prince of Space?

I loved this movie so much, I named my cat Megaweapon

Bad Mothers.

You guessed it — Donald Pleasence!

liver face paper chase guy

Megaweapon rules!!!!!!

Cheesy movie that's chock full of riffing material from beginning to end!

It was a tough decision. Both movies have lame tropes and awful character stereotypes. That said, the Daddy-O slang is more unbearable than the motorcycle's slang, so I choose this movie. Plus you can't go wrong with Donald Pleasance.

Warrior of the Lost Word is a fun Riff. Megaweapon is awesome.

The "Paper Chase" guy.

With a chat name of MegaWpn, it's pretty clear which I have to choose :)

Mega Weapon.....Nuff said

Come one! This is... gold!

The riffs in Warrior of the Lost World are just funnier and more memorable. Plus I love the sketch with Joel as the "warrior" and Crow as his mom taking him to get his driver's test.😆

This was a tough one for me. But in the end I've got to go with cheap Italian sets.

The camp present and apocalyptic twinge hurdle this into a MST staple. MegaWeapon, Donald Pleasance, the 80s cheese, all of it fuses into a must-see episode.

WotLW has Donald Pleasance, one of MST's actor superstars, who is always a welcome sight. It's got Megaweapon, and a terrible obnoxious computer bike, and a ridiculous premise, and a lead, That Paper Chase Guy, who i trust *has* charisma, but has been directed to leave it in his trailer.

Megaweapon

Skin.

MEGAWEAPON

"Want some?" No, I want MEGAWEAPON!

You can’t go wrong with Megaweapon.

I tend to like the worst of the MST3k movies (not the episode-the movie itself) and this one definitely qualifies as one of THE WORST

Mega Weapon!

So many stars: Donald Pleasance, that Paper Chase guy, Mega-weapon.

Mr Pleasance!

Megaweapon!!

"Hello, Mrs. Warrior!"

actually a good movie

Persis Khambatta, the Paper Chase guy & MEGAWEAPON!

Donald Pleasence AND Fred Williamson!

MegaWeapon!

For Megaweapon!!!

As much as I love "Daddy-O", "Warrior Of The Lost World" is the perfect way to spend your MST3K Turkey Day!

Bring me a moist towelette.

MEGAWEAPON!

Awkward family holidays deserve the best in awkward movie kisses!