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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/29/2021

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

53%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad WINNER

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47%
Eegah!

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53%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
25 Comments
Derek Smith
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Derek Smith

Cuz just kinda tired of Eegah. There I said it.

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Steven Wida
1
Steven Wida

I love this episode and it rarely gets shown.

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Jason Tamez
1
Jason Tamez

Eegah!, while amusing and fun, just has SO MUCH ICK that I try to avoid watching it. I feel like I need to shower just thinking about it.

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Andrew Bosch
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Andrew Bosch

There is a greater population of hairy Fins and Russians in this movie!

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Jon Malbrough
0
Jon Malbrough

Well there's a LOT less Arch Hall jr

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

A disco octopus, but no Bluebird of Happiness, or even a friendly chicken.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love this movie, even though its not Sinbad. Awesome production values for its time. I wonder what a remastered version would look like.

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Jeremy Clegg
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Jeremy Clegg

It's got feasts and a golden fish. Yum.

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Craig Dorrell
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Craig Dorrell

I haven't seen this one! (and I've seen Eegah more than ten times)

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Corvid Cattus
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Corvid Cattus

This sort of psychedelic whimsy is a perfect accompaniment for a food-induced coma.

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Jason Mallow
0
Jason Mallow

“He’s not Sinbad!”

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

Because it's got the oddest way ever to go to communion.

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Doug Lackey
0
Doug Lackey

Crow entering the theater through the air-lock... 'nuff said.

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

I think we all need the nonexistent Bluebird of Happiness right now.

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William Schraffenberger
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William Schraffenberger

I’m voting for the deep cuts today (even though that wasn’t Sinbad…)

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Larry Albea
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Larry Albea

one of the best Sinbads

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Bob Dunn
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Bob Dunn

Tough choice but Magic Voyage is well, magic.

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Hana Kuster
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Hana Kuster

The last time this episode was shown during Turkey Day was back in 2014. We love Eegah and all, but it's a bit too overrated.

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Rob Gullo
0
Rob Gullo

This episode doesn't get enough love!

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47%
Eegah!

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
26 Comments
Scott Armstrong
2
Scott Armstrong

Easy choice. Eegah is a classic. Watch out for snakes!

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Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

Honk if you love Eegah!

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Mary Manning
2
Mary Manning

Eegah! is just one of my top 10 riffs, and although I enjoy Magic Voyage, it's just no contest for me.

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Peter Bolton
1
Peter Bolton

Because the ghost of Richard Kiel told me that he'll use me as a shoehorn if I don't vote for this movie.

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KaijuKnight42
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KaijuKnight42

Watch out for snakes!

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Jill r
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Jill r

I just love the riffs more in this one. So many good lines! There's at least 3 or 4 in just the opening credits alone. Especially when Tom Servo realizes one of the statues is literally flipping off the camera, and his reaction is perfect!😆

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Bruce Pullen
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Bruce Pullen

It's Eegah! (1962). Being heavily replayed or not, it is a classic MST3K staple and in this head-to-head it easily dominates as the superior experiment. It personifies TURKEY in every meaning of the word. Incompetence, inadvertent charm, unforgettable, and filled with legendary riffs and skits.

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Paul Skrmetta
1
Paul Skrmetta

Watch out for snakes

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Danielle Henry Casantini
1
Danielle Henry Casantini

Arch Hall Jr and his bitchin dune buggy!

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Genifer Brown
1
Genifer Brown

Voting for Arch Hall Jr's face.

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Adam Troy
0
Adam Troy

Harriet, the cattle are smoking!

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A. J.
0
A. J.

One of my favorites. Haven’t seen it in a year or two. My son is just getting into MST3K after me being a fan since the late 90’s.

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Richard Archer
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Richard Archer

Because otherwise the snakes will get me.

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Bob Newman
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Bob Newman

Eegah, because, well Eegah. And, of course, Richard Kiel

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Gabriel D
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Gabriel D

Something about snakes...

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Null Void
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Null Void

Very underrated episode. Watch out for snakes!

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Marian Luther
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Marian Luther

This is one of the first episodes we saw, so it holds a special place in our hearts. :)

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
2
🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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