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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/26/2021

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Quest of the Delta Knight

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58%
Prince of Space WINNER

100

42%
Quest of the Delta Knight

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
53 Comments
Peter Bolton
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Peter Bolton

Because I got a fever...and the only cure is more David Warner.

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Quest is one of the more underrated Mike episodes. I like having Pearl join the bots in riffing, if only so briefly.

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John Harris
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John Harris

Difficult decision, but the hilarious non-specificity of the setting, and the gimmick of Pearl Forrester riffing for the first section, make this one for me.

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Amy L. Sacks
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Amy L. Sacks

Pearl and "Eggs." <3

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Robert Ezenwa
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Robert Ezenwa

I like the other movie better, but the riffs on this one can't be beat. Plus, it's really dumb, so it deserves the lambasting.

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Bill Murray
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Bill Murray

Haven't seen it yet, and that alone tips the balance.

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Roy Aguilar
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Roy Aguilar

Because Pearl of course!

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Brian Martin
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Brian Martin

Because I will never not vote for Richard Kind.

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Marshall Roth
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Marshall Roth

I'M COMING! "Would you can it, Legolas?"

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Mark Lucas
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Mark Lucas

Cuz I've seen Prince of Space too many times....

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Eric Levine
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Eric Levine

Hilarious, with goofy characters.

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Matt B
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Matt B

It's a really unique episode. Also, back in the Sci-Fi days (yes, I'm old) I feel like Prince of Space was an episode that replayed in re-runs more often than not, so I've seen it too many times. (It's still good.)

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N'EliG-G-GHOST!
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N'EliG-G-GHOST!

I sing of the glorious Delta Knights, they live in Europe somewhere....

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Jack Miller
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Jack Miller

This was a tough one because I love both episodes so much, but I went with Delta Knights because I think it has more of a warm Thanksgiving Day feel to it, whereas Prince of Space has more of a late night Sci-fi feel.

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Stacey Fordemwalt
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Stacey Fordemwalt

It's just bad, that's all.

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Lisa Winters
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Lisa Winters

Fabulous cast, terrible script, non-stop RenFest! What more could anyone want?

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Timothy Jones
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Timothy Jones

First it not a part of the DVD package, and what I remember of it it was so bad it was good.

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A.J. Ax
0
A.J. Ax

David Warner, Richard Kind, AND David Warner? The star power here is unstoppable!

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
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Llewellyn Buntminkey

MJ's foray into the theater!

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Give it its first Turkey Day screening or it'll spritz you with wizard whiz.

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Mike Milo
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Mike Milo

Two words. "Wizard wiz"

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robot 'spooky' cat
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robot 'spooky' cat

David Warner plays two roles!!! TWO ROLES!!! Plus they eat turkey in the movie!!! Maybe. I don't know for sure but it seems the type of film where someone would be chomping down in a giant turkey leg.

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Brian Whitten
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Brian Whitten

Touch down in the land of the delta knight!

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Wade Burchette
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Wade Burchette

Better than the Quest of the Delta Burke's. One of my favorites.

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Dezbot #BlackLivesMatter
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Dezbot #BlackLivesMatter

This movie is ridiculous. I love it!

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Lori Arthur
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Lori Arthur

I'm in a pee-throwing mood

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Richard Hawley
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Richard Hawley

Weapons are not useless against David Warner who acts like someone who accidentally wandered onto the wrong set, realised, but too British to admit the mistake.

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Dan Asnis
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Dan Asnis

Thereโ€™s nothing like fake wigs Renaissance fairs David Warner playing around three or four rolls and special guest appearances by Richard Kind

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Bob Dunn
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Bob Dunn

Hoping for a better copy than the one I have now.

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Isaac Hansen
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Isaac Hansen

I haven't seen this one!

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Steve Caldwell
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Steve Caldwell

Prince if space is so hard to watch

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Andrew Badolato
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Andrew Badolato

Pearl should have had the chance to test out her own experiments more often. And of course, there's Eggs.

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Arlen Pavka
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Arlen Pavka

It's a close call but I feel like movies that have the guys "suffer" more than usual aren't that entertaining on rewatch.

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Peter Blake
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Peter Blake

Simply because I like this movie better than the Prince of Space. ;)

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Donna B
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Donna B

Well with the pandemic and all....

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Benjamin Hom
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Benjamin Hom

David Warner...MST3K's proof that a great actor can get stuck in a bad movie. (Star Trek V is one of his other ones.)

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Scott Pfitzinger
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Scott Pfitzinger

There is more than one Delta Knight! And it'll be a nice day if it doesn't rain.

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Stephen Schlueter
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Stephen Schlueter

I love David Warner in this movie.

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Dax Gazaway
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Dax Gazaway

Both are great but I have only seen this one once.

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Get Lich or Die Tryin'
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Get Lich or Die Tryin'

More like the Beta Knights... ahahahaha... ha.

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slmaril1
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slmaril1

I remember watching this movie when I was young, and the host segments are great! Getting Pearl in the theater was a great move!

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Jon Malbrough
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Jon Malbrough

So much David Warner!

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Ben Schmidt
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Ben Schmidt

Will never forgive Prince of Space's director for cutting out the novel's famous bedpan/urine tossing scene.

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Bob Quinlan
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Bob Quinlan

Tough choice, but the "Leo" DaVinci host segment puts this one over the top.

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Woden Toad
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Woden Toad

Prince of Space is a good movie, but we have it on DVD. We can't watch this one any old time!

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58%
Prince of Space

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
100 Comments
Derrick Frazier
3
Derrick Frazier

Because "WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH!"

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Robert Reimer
1
Robert Reimer

Because I like it very much.

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Regina Dardis
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Regina Dardis

If the entire riff was just chicken sounds I would still vote for it.

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Gail MacDermaid
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Gail MacDermaid

Krankor is my great great cousin once removed!

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Rob Gullo
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Rob Gullo

In my view, there can never be enough Krankors terrorizing children in short pants on Thanksgiving.

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Victoria Smith
0
Victoria Smith

Hahrn. Hahrn. Hahrn. Hahrn. Haaaaaaaaaaahrnnnnn!

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Russell Boyer
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Russell Boyer

No jokes or references here: This is simply one of the funniest experiments ever produced.

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Stephen Karcher
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Stephen Karcher

YOUR. WEAPONS. WON'T. HARM. ME!!!!!

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Philip Mariconda
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Philip Mariconda

Choose between 2 of my favs? That's not nice! :-) Still gotta give the edge to Krankor and his chicken invasion.

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Steven Kopecky
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Steven Kopecky

Am I still your prisoner or.....???

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Heather E Stockwell
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Heather E Stockwell

Cos the baddies look like chickens and chickens are like turkeys.

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Jim Conallen
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Jim Conallen

Krankor's laugh, the monster with ill-fitting clothes that doesn't contribute to the plot, numbered lackeys, sophisticated spaceship controls that you wind up, and my favorite line "Ah, Manicotti, I hear your stuffed with cheese"

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Grant T
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Grant T

HAAAAH, HAAAAH, HAAAAAH. YA SCUM!

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Bruce Pullen
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Bruce Pullen

Efficient, faster paced, and far more watchable in repeat viewings. This is one of the Mike era's most compelling episodes.

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Drew McMillan
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Drew McMillan

Heh heh heeeeeehhhhhh

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Jeff Pfeiffer
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Jeff Pfeiffer

It's just a funny movie in and of itself and the jokes will only make it funnier.

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Greg Hall
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Greg Hall

IT's NOT because skin tight costumes make me tingly. IT'S NOT!

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Michael Lipinski
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Michael Lipinski

I can't think of a better way to spend Turkey Day than fighting Crank Whore in Beaver Falls.

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Alexander Case
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Alexander Case

The riff's just make me laugh - Haahhhhh (pause) hahhhhh (pause) hahhhhhh.

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Jeremy Clegg
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Jeremy Clegg

It's already full of turkey's.

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Alex N
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Alex N

Love me some Krankor. Nuff said.

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Tim Stark
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Tim Stark

As much as I respect David Warner, _Delta Knights_ = DEEP PAIN. While T(day)-bird festing and feasting, I'd rather watch a leading-though-otherwise-unidentified, bullet-headed alien-someone "looking for his (?!) record."

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Jack Chaisey
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Jack Chaisey

This may be hard for you to understand, but there is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It, it's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan. Can you grasp that? Big Brother is not watching you.

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Joel Tilley
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Joel Tilley

This was a tough one, because I love Delta Knights, but Prince of Space was the first MST3K I saw, and it is still my favorite. Chickens are a cruel people.

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Witecat Jer
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Witecat Jer

I just like this one

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Pit Friend
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Pit Friend

HEH HEH HEH HEEEEEHHHHHHH

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Anne Spence
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Anne Spence

Japanese campy scifi - nothing better than that

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Andy Pottschmidt
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Andy Pottschmidt

Prince of Space is one of my all time favorite episodes . Krankor , the English dubbing and the bad sound effects put this movie in a class few other movies attain.

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Kelsey Raposa
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Kelsey Raposa

The old Japanese movies are the funniest!

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

Who can resist a super violent space porn cartoon?

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John Abernathy
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John Abernathy

Either would be a great choice to me, but Prince of Space is exactly the kind of classic Japanese science fiction cheese that I love.

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Howard Kistler
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Howard Kistler

Ha ha ha, I've told you before, your weapons have no effect on me!

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Matt Towler
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Matt Towler

you might guess that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Wyldstaar Studio
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Wyldstaar Studio

Krankor makes everything better!

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Michael Martin
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Michael Martin

Because it's from JAAAAAA-Pannnnn...!

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Stefan Mark Joseph Robak
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Stefan Mark Joseph Robak

Both are great but Quest appeared more recently during Mindless Summer

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Nathan Earl
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Nathan Earl

I like it very much

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Dan Edwards
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Dan Edwards

Both great, but had Delta Knight last year.

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Daniel Medina
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Daniel Medina

What is there to say? โ€œHa Ha! Your weapons are useless against me!โ€

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Beeteebee
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Beeteebee

Haaa ha ha... ha... ha

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Ryan Hollist
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Ryan Hollist

We must continue to test the claim that their weapons are ineffective.

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Tara S
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Tara S

Because Iโ€™ve already seen delta knights...

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Marcus Cade
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Marcus Cade

Hhhhhhaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Tony Kapuchio
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Tony Kapuchio

Itโ€™s Turkey Day . How can you have Turkey without Yams ? Even if the Yam is an lumbering giant that resembles Ross Perot ! ๐Ÿ˜

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A. Wendel, Writer, COTA
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A. Wendel, Writer, COTA

Because we all need some Tokusatsu goodness on a holiday special!

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Kim VanHooser
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Kim VanHooser

Your weapons are useless against me! Har, Har, Har, Har, Har!

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Kevin McCauley
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Kevin McCauley

because it has royalty and Japanese kids in it

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Adam Troy
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Adam Troy

One of my favorite MST3K episodes from the Sci-Fi Channel era.

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Fuzzy McDew
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Fuzzy McDew

Because Dictator Phantom of the Planet Krankor! Cockle-doodle-doo!

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Steve Shaha
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Steve Shaha

"People of Earth..." "Bwok".

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Darryl Garner
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Darryl Garner

No reason. I just like to watch things get burned.

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Stacy Sobotka
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Stacy Sobotka

the Prince riffs and the chickenesque aliens, of course!!

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Darth Elias
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Darth Elias

The aliens fly in a turkey shaped spaceship, how could we not vote for this?

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

Both great episodes, but we had Delta Knights last year.

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

Prince of Space will always deserve a second chance over Quest of the Delta Knights (which was already reriffed recently)

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

We need him now more than ever.

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Bussho Lahn
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Bussho Lahn

It stars a wispy bachelor

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Brian Cady
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Brian Cady

Because I like it, I like it very much!

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Charles M Goodwin
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Charles M Goodwin

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAHHHHH!

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Cameron Bowman
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Cameron Bowman

actually this is a close call..be fine with either. Still mad about Daddy O!!!

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David Stegemeyer
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David Stegemeyer

Because, "Har, har, har, har, har!" is why.

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Philip Mariconda
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Philip Mariconda

That's harsh asking me that she was between two of my favorites! ๐Ÿ™‚ But narrow advantage to Krankor and his invading chicken men.

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Steve Bennett
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Steve Bennett

The only disappointing thing about this one is that MST3K never went back to the well and did another one in this vein. Hopefully in the seasons to come. Plus, Krakor Rules

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Edward Case
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Edward Case

Because our powers are useless against him!

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Robert Jindra
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Robert Jindra

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Haaaaaa.

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William Schraffenberger
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William Schraffenberger

Both good episodes, but we had the watch party for Delta recently so switching it out!

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Brian Clark
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Brian Clark

Big fan of boot blacking.

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Brad Seal
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Brad Seal

Because I love Space Chief!

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David Stark
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David Stark

Krankor! Man, I've missed you!

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Spiky Mikie
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Spiky Mikie

Your weapons are useless against me!

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The Quizmonster
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The Quizmonster

It's no use firing your Delta Knights, they cannot possibly hurt Prince of Space.

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Chris Edwards
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Chris Edwards

I like it VERY MUCH.

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Anthony Pryor
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Anthony Pryor

Because your weapons are useless against me.

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Andy Knudsen
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Andy Knudsen

Krankor is a Classic MST3K villian

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Alec Groskreutz
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Alec Groskreutz

this is a cheesy japanese version of superman movie.

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Jeff Gilligan
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Jeff Gilligan

Between this movie and the Turkey, we'll have 2/3 of a Turducken.

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StarsEnd42โ˜ฎ- I'm fully vaccinated! ๐Ÿ˜ท
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StarsEnd42โ˜ฎ- I'm fully vaccinated! ๐Ÿ˜ท

Prince of Space is THE BEST! We watch it several times a month! I mean, "dress to the right stuff," "I'm gonna mess you up," "do you want the window seat?" It IS perfection!

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Adrienne Lamm
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Adrienne Lamm

This is my #1 MST3K Turkey Day movie!!!! Funny as heck, made me have more respect for Chickens! Bawk.

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Leeann Key
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Leeann Key

KRANKOR! KRANKOR! KRANKOR! KRANKOR!

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

One of my favorites from the Sci-Fi era and my favorite Japanese movie episode.

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David Brian Dobbs
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David Brian Dobbs

He looks like a welder who has fainting spells.

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JayMallow
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JayMallow

Hit me with a forklift!

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Richard Archer
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Richard Archer

Yeah, this one was a coin flip, but in the end I gotta go with my man Krankor.

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Bruce Hugo
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Bruce Hugo

Tough decision between these two classics!

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Christopher Thomas Cimafranca
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Christopher Thomas Cimafranca

KRANKOR ! baw baw baw baw baw howareya'

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Gus Webb
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Gus Webb

The world must know the joy that is...KRANKOR!

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Stephen Connor
0
Stephen Connor

"Your weapons are useless against me!"

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Prince of Space, sir? How do we feel about Prince of Space?

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
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Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
๐ŸŒปjust๐ŸŽƒchris๐Ÿ‚
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๐ŸŒปjust๐ŸŽƒchris๐Ÿ‚

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" ๐Ÿ˜

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
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MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
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Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
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Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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