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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/26/2021

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Quest of the Delta Knight

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58%
Prince of Space WINNER

100

42%
Quest of the Delta Knight

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
53 Comments
Peter Bolton
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Peter Bolton

Because I got a fever...and the only cure is more David Warner.

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Quest is one of the more underrated Mike episodes. I like having Pearl join the bots in riffing, if only so briefly.

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John Harris
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John Harris

Difficult decision, but the hilarious non-specificity of the setting, and the gimmick of Pearl Forrester riffing for the first section, make this one for me.

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Amy L. Sacks
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Amy L. Sacks

Pearl and "Eggs." <3

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Robert Ezenwa
0
Robert Ezenwa

I like the other movie better, but the riffs on this one can't be beat. Plus, it's really dumb, so it deserves the lambasting.

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Bill Murray
0
Bill Murray

Haven't seen it yet, and that alone tips the balance.

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Roy Aguilar
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Roy Aguilar

Because Pearl of course!

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Brian Martin
0
Brian Martin

Because I will never not vote for Richard Kind.

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Marshall Roth
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Marshall Roth

I'M COMING! "Would you can it, Legolas?"

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Mark Lucas
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Mark Lucas

Cuz I've seen Prince of Space too many times....

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Eric Levine
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Eric Levine

Hilarious, with goofy characters.

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Matt B
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Matt B

It's a really unique episode. Also, back in the Sci-Fi days (yes, I'm old) I feel like Prince of Space was an episode that replayed in re-runs more often than not, so I've seen it too many times. (It's still good.)

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N'EliG-G-GHOST!
0
N'EliG-G-GHOST!

I sing of the glorious Delta Knights, they live in Europe somewhere....

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Jack Miller
0
Jack Miller

This was a tough one because I love both episodes so much, but I went with Delta Knights because I think it has more of a warm Thanksgiving Day feel to it, whereas Prince of Space has more of a late night Sci-fi feel.

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Stacey Fordemwalt
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Stacey Fordemwalt

It's just bad, that's all.

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Lisa Winters
0
Lisa Winters

Fabulous cast, terrible script, non-stop RenFest! What more could anyone want?

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Timothy Jones
0
Timothy Jones

First it not a part of the DVD package, and what I remember of it it was so bad it was good.

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A.J. Ax
0
A.J. Ax

David Warner, Richard Kind, AND David Warner? The star power here is unstoppable!

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
0
Llewellyn Buntminkey

MJ's foray into the theater!

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Give it its first Turkey Day screening or it'll spritz you with wizard whiz.

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Mike Milo
0
Mike Milo

Two words. "Wizard wiz"

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robot 'spooky' cat
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robot 'spooky' cat

David Warner plays two roles!!! TWO ROLES!!! Plus they eat turkey in the movie!!! Maybe. I don't know for sure but it seems the type of film where someone would be chomping down in a giant turkey leg.

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Brian Whitten
0
Brian Whitten

Touch down in the land of the delta knight!

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Wade Burchette
0
Wade Burchette

Better than the Quest of the Delta Burke's. One of my favorites.

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Dezbot #BlackLivesMatter
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Dezbot #BlackLivesMatter

This movie is ridiculous. I love it!

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Lori Arthur
0
Lori Arthur

I'm in a pee-throwing mood

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Richard Hawley
0
Richard Hawley

Weapons are not useless against David Warner who acts like someone who accidentally wandered onto the wrong set, realised, but too British to admit the mistake.

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Dan Asnis
0
Dan Asnis

Thereโ€™s nothing like fake wigs Renaissance fairs David Warner playing around three or four rolls and special guest appearances by Richard Kind

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Bob Dunn
0
Bob Dunn

Hoping for a better copy than the one I have now.

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Isaac Hansen
0
Isaac Hansen

I haven't seen this one!

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Steve Caldwell
0
Steve Caldwell

Prince if space is so hard to watch

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Andrew Badolato
0
Andrew Badolato

Pearl should have had the chance to test out her own experiments more often. And of course, there's Eggs.

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Arlen Pavka
0
Arlen Pavka

It's a close call but I feel like movies that have the guys "suffer" more than usual aren't that entertaining on rewatch.

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Peter Blake
0
Peter Blake

Simply because I like this movie better than the Prince of Space. ;)

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Donna B
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Donna B

Well with the pandemic and all....

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Benjamin Hom
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Benjamin Hom

David Warner...MST3K's proof that a great actor can get stuck in a bad movie. (Star Trek V is one of his other ones.)

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Scott Pfitzinger
0
Scott Pfitzinger

There is more than one Delta Knight! And it'll be a nice day if it doesn't rain.

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Stephen Schlueter
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Stephen Schlueter

I love David Warner in this movie.

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Dax Gazaway
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Dax Gazaway

Both are great but I have only seen this one once.

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Get Lich or Die Tryin'
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Get Lich or Die Tryin'

More like the Beta Knights... ahahahaha... ha.

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slmaril1
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slmaril1

I remember watching this movie when I was young, and the host segments are great! Getting Pearl in the theater was a great move!

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Jon Malbrough
0
Jon Malbrough

So much David Warner!

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Ben Schmidt
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Ben Schmidt

Will never forgive Prince of Space's director for cutting out the novel's famous bedpan/urine tossing scene.

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Bob Quinlan
0
Bob Quinlan

Tough choice, but the "Leo" DaVinci host segment puts this one over the top.

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Woden Toad
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Woden Toad

Prince of Space is a good movie, but we have it on DVD. We can't watch this one any old time!

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58%
Prince of Space

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
100 Comments
Derrick Frazier
3
Derrick Frazier

Because "WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH!"

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Robert Reimer
1
Robert Reimer

Because I like it very much.

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Regina Dardis
1
Regina Dardis

If the entire riff was just chicken sounds I would still vote for it.

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Gail MacDermaid
1
Gail MacDermaid

Krankor is my great great cousin once removed!

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Rob Gullo
1
Rob Gullo

In my view, there can never be enough Krankors terrorizing children in short pants on Thanksgiving.

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Victoria Smith
0
Victoria Smith

Hahrn. Hahrn. Hahrn. Hahrn. Haaaaaaaaaaahrnnnnn!

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Russell Boyer
0
Russell Boyer

No jokes or references here: This is simply one of the funniest experiments ever produced.

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Stephen Karcher
0
Stephen Karcher

YOUR. WEAPONS. WON'T. HARM. ME!!!!!

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Philip Mariconda
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Philip Mariconda

Choose between 2 of my favs? That's not nice! :-) Still gotta give the edge to Krankor and his chicken invasion.

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Steven Kopecky
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Steven Kopecky

Am I still your prisoner or.....???

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Heather E Stockwell
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Heather E Stockwell

Cos the baddies look like chickens and chickens are like turkeys.

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Jim Conallen
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Jim Conallen

Krankor's laugh, the monster with ill-fitting clothes that doesn't contribute to the plot, numbered lackeys, sophisticated spaceship controls that you wind up, and my favorite line "Ah, Manicotti, I hear your stuffed with cheese"

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Grant T
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Grant T

HAAAAH, HAAAAH, HAAAAAH. YA SCUM!

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Bruce Pullen
0
Bruce Pullen

Efficient, faster paced, and far more watchable in repeat viewings. This is one of the Mike era's most compelling episodes.

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Drew McMillan
0
Drew McMillan

Heh heh heeeeeehhhhhh

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Jeff Pfeiffer
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Jeff Pfeiffer

It's just a funny movie in and of itself and the jokes will only make it funnier.

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Greg Hall
0
Greg Hall

IT's NOT because skin tight costumes make me tingly. IT'S NOT!

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Michael Lipinski
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Michael Lipinski

I can't think of a better way to spend Turkey Day than fighting Crank Whore in Beaver Falls.

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Alexander Case
0
Alexander Case

The riff's just make me laugh - Haahhhhh (pause) hahhhhh (pause) hahhhhhh.

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Jeremy Clegg
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Jeremy Clegg

It's already full of turkey's.

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Alex N
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Alex N

Love me some Krankor. Nuff said.

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Tim Stark
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Tim Stark

As much as I respect David Warner, _Delta Knights_ = DEEP PAIN. While T(day)-bird festing and feasting, I'd rather watch a leading-though-otherwise-unidentified, bullet-headed alien-someone "looking for his (?!) record."

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Jack Chaisey
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Jack Chaisey

This may be hard for you to understand, but there is no conspiracy. Nobody is in charge. It, it's a headless blunder operating under the illusion of a master plan. Can you grasp that? Big Brother is not watching you.

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Joel Tilley
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Joel Tilley

This was a tough one, because I love Delta Knights, but Prince of Space was the first MST3K I saw, and it is still my favorite. Chickens are a cruel people.

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Witecat Jer
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Witecat Jer

I just like this one

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Pit Friend
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Pit Friend

HEH HEH HEH HEEEEEHHHHHHH

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Anne Spence
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Anne Spence

Japanese campy scifi - nothing better than that

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Andy Pottschmidt
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Andy Pottschmidt

Prince of Space is one of my all time favorite episodes . Krankor , the English dubbing and the bad sound effects put this movie in a class few other movies attain.

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Kelsey Raposa
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Kelsey Raposa

The old Japanese movies are the funniest!

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

Who can resist a super violent space porn cartoon?

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John Abernathy
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John Abernathy

Either would be a great choice to me, but Prince of Space is exactly the kind of classic Japanese science fiction cheese that I love.

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Howard Kistler
0
Howard Kistler

Ha ha ha, I've told you before, your weapons have no effect on me!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

you might guess that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Wyldstaar Studio
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Wyldstaar Studio

Krankor makes everything better!

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Michael Martin
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Michael Martin

Because it's from JAAAAAA-Pannnnn...!

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Stefan Mark Joseph Robak
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Stefan Mark Joseph Robak

Both are great but Quest appeared more recently during Mindless Summer

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Nathan Earl
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Nathan Earl

I like it very much

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Dan Edwards
0
Dan Edwards

Both great, but had Delta Knight last year.

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Daniel Medina
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Daniel Medina

What is there to say? โ€œHa Ha! Your weapons are useless against me!โ€

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Beeteebee
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Beeteebee

Haaa ha ha... ha... ha

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Ryan Hollist
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Ryan Hollist

We must continue to test the claim that their weapons are ineffective.

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Tara S
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Tara S

Because Iโ€™ve already seen delta knights...

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Marcus Cade
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Marcus Cade

Hhhhhhaaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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Tony Kapuchio
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Tony Kapuchio

Itโ€™s Turkey Day . How can you have Turkey without Yams ? Even if the Yam is an lumbering giant that resembles Ross Perot ! ๐Ÿ˜

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A. Wendel, Writer, COTA
0
A. Wendel, Writer, COTA

Because we all need some Tokusatsu goodness on a holiday special!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Your weapons are useless against me! Har, Har, Har, Har, Har!

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Kevin McCauley
0
Kevin McCauley

because it has royalty and Japanese kids in it

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Adam Troy
0
Adam Troy

One of my favorite MST3K episodes from the Sci-Fi Channel era.

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Fuzzy McDew
0
Fuzzy McDew

Because Dictator Phantom of the Planet Krankor! Cockle-doodle-doo!

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Steve Shaha
0
Steve Shaha

"People of Earth..." "Bwok".

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Darryl Garner
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Darryl Garner

No reason. I just like to watch things get burned.

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Stacy Sobotka
0
Stacy Sobotka

the Prince riffs and the chickenesque aliens, of course!!

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Darth Elias
0
Darth Elias

The aliens fly in a turkey shaped spaceship, how could we not vote for this?

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

Both great episodes, but we had Delta Knights last year.

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

Prince of Space will always deserve a second chance over Quest of the Delta Knights (which was already reriffed recently)

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

We need him now more than ever.

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Bussho Lahn
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Bussho Lahn

It stars a wispy bachelor

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Brian Cady
0
Brian Cady

Because I like it, I like it very much!

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Charles M Goodwin
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Charles M Goodwin

HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAAHHHHH!

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Cameron Bowman
0
Cameron Bowman

actually this is a close call..be fine with either. Still mad about Daddy O!!!

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David Stegemeyer
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David Stegemeyer

Because, "Har, har, har, har, har!" is why.

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Philip Mariconda
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Philip Mariconda

That's harsh asking me that she was between two of my favorites! ๐Ÿ™‚ But narrow advantage to Krankor and his invading chicken men.

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Steve Bennett
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Steve Bennett

The only disappointing thing about this one is that MST3K never went back to the well and did another one in this vein. Hopefully in the seasons to come. Plus, Krakor Rules

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Edward Case
0
Edward Case

Because our powers are useless against him!

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Robert Jindra
0
Robert Jindra

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha. Haaaaaa.

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William Schraffenberger
0
William Schraffenberger

Both good episodes, but we had the watch party for Delta recently so switching it out!

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Brian Clark
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Brian Clark

Big fan of boot blacking.

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Brad Seal
0
Brad Seal

Because I love Space Chief!

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David Stark
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David Stark

Krankor! Man, I've missed you!

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Spiky Mikie
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Spiky Mikie

Your weapons are useless against me!

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The Quizmonster
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The Quizmonster

It's no use firing your Delta Knights, they cannot possibly hurt Prince of Space.

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Chris Edwards
0
Chris Edwards

I like it VERY MUCH.

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Anthony Pryor
0
Anthony Pryor

Because your weapons are useless against me.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor is a Classic MST3K villian

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Alec Groskreutz
0
Alec Groskreutz

this is a cheesy japanese version of superman movie.

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Jeff Gilligan
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Jeff Gilligan

Between this movie and the Turkey, we'll have 2/3 of a Turducken.

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StarsEnd42โ˜ฎ- I'm fully vaccinated! ๐Ÿ˜ท
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StarsEnd42โ˜ฎ- I'm fully vaccinated! ๐Ÿ˜ท

Prince of Space is THE BEST! We watch it several times a month! I mean, "dress to the right stuff," "I'm gonna mess you up," "do you want the window seat?" It IS perfection!

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Adrienne Lamm
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Adrienne Lamm

This is my #1 MST3K Turkey Day movie!!!! Funny as heck, made me have more respect for Chickens! Bawk.

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Leeann Key
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Leeann Key

KRANKOR! KRANKOR! KRANKOR! KRANKOR!

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

One of my favorites from the Sci-Fi era and my favorite Japanese movie episode.

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David Brian Dobbs
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David Brian Dobbs

He looks like a welder who has fainting spells.

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JayMallow
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JayMallow

Hit me with a forklift!

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Richard Archer
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Richard Archer

Yeah, this one was a coin flip, but in the end I gotta go with my man Krankor.

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Bruce Hugo
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Bruce Hugo

Tough decision between these two classics!

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Christopher Thomas Cimafranca
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Christopher Thomas Cimafranca

KRANKOR ! baw baw baw baw baw howareya'

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Gus Webb
0
Gus Webb

The world must know the joy that is...KRANKOR!

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Stephen Connor
0
Stephen Connor

"Your weapons are useless against me!"

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Prince of Space, sir? How do we feel about Prince of Space?

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
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Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

โ€œThatโ€™s not cheeseโ€ โ€”Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
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Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
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Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
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Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
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David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
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Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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