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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/22/2021

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Daddy-O

25

58%
Warrior of the Lost World WINNER

36

42%
Daddy-O

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
25 Comments
Josh Marrazzo
1
Josh Marrazzo

Warrior of the Lost World is amazing- that said, this little gem could use some Turkey Day attention. I don't think it's been rolled out for the big show since 1991... Why not show it some love! :)

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Vincent Adams
1
Vincent Adams

better than the Paperchase mumbler!

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William Smith
0
William Smith

This classic is a must watch

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Jim Bunch
0
Jim Bunch

Because it is sooooo hip.

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Genifer Brown
0
Genifer Brown

Dick Contino and his hiked up pants vs. The Paperchase Guy? This isn't even a fair fight!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

Another easy choice. Daddy-O is such a fun episode, plus the short is golden.

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John Wallis
0
John Wallis

Daddy-O has, since it aired, been one of my all time favorites. A very underrated episode with solid laughs from start to finish. While it is sorely lacking in Mega Weapons, it does have Joel singing the hike up your pants song, and that is pure delight.

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Jim Allder
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Jim Allder

Never seen this one before.

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

Another under-appreciated gem that doesn't get trotted out too often.

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Riley Cahill-Camps
0
Riley Cahill-Camps

I always serve Rock Candy Baby for dessert at every Thanksgiving dinner!

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Gayle Gordon
0
Gayle Gordon

Warrior of the Lost World has good riffs, but the movie is soooo baaaaad!

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

Doing it for James Ellroy

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Ian Mackey
0
Ian Mackey

We the return of the Pants-up song

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

Because, "I want some..."

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Doug Lackey
0
Doug Lackey

"Stuffed Crust with Crazy Bread!"

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Randy Cox
0
Randy Cox

Probably the best “teens in trouble” movie featured on the show.

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Craig Dorrell
0
Craig Dorrell

I don't have any fruit to declare, Daddy-O!

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Matthew Casper
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Matthew Casper

Honestly, I haven't seen this one yet. I'm curious about it. Plus, I've seen warriors of the lost world too many times.

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58%
Warrior of the Lost World

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
36 Comments
Todd Shubert
4
Todd Shubert

I loved this movie so much, I named my cat Megaweapon

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It’s Just A Show
2
It’s Just A Show

You guessed it — Donald Pleasence!

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James Smith
1
James Smith

liver face paper chase guy

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Dan Asnis
1
Dan Asnis

Megaweapon rules!!!!!!

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Philip Chandler
1
Philip Chandler

Cheesy movie that's chock full of riffing material from beginning to end!

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Robert Ezenwa
1
Robert Ezenwa

It was a tough decision. Both movies have lame tropes and awful character stereotypes. That said, the Daddy-O slang is more unbearable than the motorcycle's slang, so I choose this movie. Plus you can't go wrong with Donald Pleasance.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Warrior of the Lost Word is a fun Riff. Megaweapon is awesome.

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Benjamin Hom
0
Benjamin Hom

The "Paper Chase" guy.

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Peter DiPasquale
0
Peter DiPasquale

With a chat name of MegaWpn, it's pretty clear which I have to choose :)

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Spiky Mikie
0
Spiky Mikie

Mega Weapon.....Nuff said

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Andrew Collas
0
Andrew Collas

Come one! This is... gold!

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Jill r
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Jill r

The riffs in Warrior of the Lost World are just funnier and more memorable. Plus I love the sketch with Joel as the "warrior" and Crow as his mom taking him to get his driver's test.😆

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Ryan Hollist
0
Ryan Hollist

This was a tough one for me. But in the end I've got to go with cheap Italian sets.

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Bruce Pullen
0
Bruce Pullen

The camp present and apocalyptic twinge hurdle this into a MST staple. MegaWeapon, Donald Pleasance, the 80s cheese, all of it fuses into a must-see episode.

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John Harris
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John Harris

WotLW has Donald Pleasance, one of MST's actor superstars, who is always a welcome sight. It's got Megaweapon, and a terrible obnoxious computer bike, and a ridiculous premise, and a lead, That Paper Chase Guy, who i trust *has* charisma, but has been directed to leave it in his trailer.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

"Want some?" No, I want MEGAWEAPON!

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Jason Mallow
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Jason Mallow

You can’t go wrong with Megaweapon.

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wendy graham
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wendy graham

I tend to like the worst of the MST3k movies (not the episode-the movie itself) and this one definitely qualifies as one of THE WORST

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Don Burton
0
Don Burton

So many stars: Donald Pleasance, that Paper Chase guy, Mega-weapon.

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Jackson Munden
0
Jackson Munden

"Hello, Mrs. Warrior!"

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Larry Albea
0
Larry Albea

actually a good movie

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Persis Khambatta, the Paper Chase guy & MEGAWEAPON!

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Jason Lawrence Janzen
0
Jason Lawrence Janzen

Donald Pleasence AND Fred Williamson!

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Bob Goff
0
Bob Goff

As much as I love "Daddy-O", "Warrior Of The Lost World" is the perfect way to spend your MST3K Turkey Day!

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Howard Kistler
0
Howard Kistler

Bring me a moist towelette.

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Corvid Cattus
0
Corvid Cattus

Awkward family holidays deserve the best in awkward movie kisses!

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
2
🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
0
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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