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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/14/2021

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Lost Continent

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58%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad WINNER

45

42%
Lost Continent

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
37 Comments
Dr Fortyseven
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Dr Fortyseven

Gosh, I just love me some rock climbing.

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KaijuKnight42
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KaijuKnight42

Rock climbing and Coffee combined with Stop Motion Dinosaurs.

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David Stumpf
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David Stumpf

Dude, Hugh Beaumont? The Beaver's dad? Nuf said!!

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Bri K
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Bri K

Rock climbing, Joel

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Melissa McConnell
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Melissa McConnell

If all the choices are going to be this hard I might leave it up to the rest of you.

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Robert Ezenwa
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Robert Ezenwa

Rock climbing. Also, Joel and the bots' biting critique of the movie as it tortures them.

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John Markley
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John Markley

I love the early eps. Lost continent is the boys at their best.

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John Vanover
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John Vanover

Always up for stop animation.I mean how many times can you watch raisins dance?

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sbkMulletMan
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sbkMulletMan

This was my first ever MST3K episode. Saw it on Turkey Day no less.

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Rick Morris
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Rick Morris

Who doesn't want to see rock climbing, except for Joel & the bots

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okuwinn
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okuwinn

Magic Voyage played last year. And he's not Sinbad!

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Walter Clayton
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Walter Clayton

The Magic that is Joel (and Monkey Boy)

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Andee Miskiewicz
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Andee Miskiewicz

My dad took me to see this one. Its got some chidable lines and scenes. Love it.

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Rachel Rodriguez
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Rachel Rodriguez

ROCK CLIMBING!! And I love stop motion animation.

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Analee Harriman
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Analee Harriman

CESAR ROMERO AHOOOOOOOOOY!

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Josh Marrazzo
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Josh Marrazzo

This was SUCH a tough call, especially since the alternative brings back warm and fuzzy memories of Comedy Central's, "pick the wisecrack" contest back in 1993. That said... At the end of the day... Rock Climbing.

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Jack Chaisey
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Jack Chaisey

Meow Mix Sued For False Advertising After Study Shows Cats Were Just Making Standard Cat Noises And Not Asking For A Particular Brand Of Food

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William Schraffenberger
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William Schraffenberger

Rock climbing, Joel. Rock climbing.

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Brian Finnegan
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Brian Finnegan

Rock climbing Joel....rock climbing

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Caw Caw Motherfuckers | Commissions OPEN

Nothing beats 20 minutes of rock climbing

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John Allore
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John Allore

It's part of the canon.

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Bob Dunn
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Bob Dunn

Caesar Romero + dinosaurs, what's not to like?

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Dave Fouts
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Dave Fouts

Sounds better, I've seen the other and not a fan.

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Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

It was one of my first...

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Adam Vorobok
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Adam Vorobok

I love season two as an underrated season. Also, rock climbing helps my digestion.

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

I'd rather see a space & rockets movie than a swords & sandals epic this turkey day.

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Lyle Albert Goff
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Lyle Albert Goff

Classic bad Sci-Fi with the classic MST3K line-up!

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Daniel Wesley
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Daniel Wesley

Two words: rock climbing.

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Alexander
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Alexander

Did I mention, rock climbing? Rock climbing, Joel. Rock climbing.

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Richard Lewis III
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Richard Lewis III

Rock climbing…because it’s there!

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Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
45 Comments
William Smith
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William Smith

Ohhhh...it's the great Sinbad gracing is with his presence

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N'EliG-G-GHOST!
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N'EliG-G-GHOST!

Sadko is one of the best films ever made....and this edited and dubbed version is good too, I guess.

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Matthew Young
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Matthew Young

Hell yes pull out Mr. Slicey and go to town on the old school monsters. Writing...scripts... who needs em' when there's this level of bad acting and worse effects... no need just yell action, roll the film..possibly down the street and hope for the best.

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MavinMaverick
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MavinMaverick

I have a soft spot for Russo-Finnish storytelling.

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Ann(iston) MarJory K 🌼
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Ann(iston) MarJory K 🌼

This was so hard. ButSinbad has a glorious collection of weird.

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Doug Lackey
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Doug Lackey

Well, you know, I saw "The Magic Voyage of Brad Garrett".

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Joshua Pendleton
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Joshua Pendleton

Great sweeping cinematography and batsh*t insane plot

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Octoyaki
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Octoyaki

An episode that isn't shown too often

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Newt Calkins
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Newt Calkins

Caroline Munro? Caroline Munro.

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Newt Calkins
Newt Calkins

I'm a dope. Wrong Sinbad movie!

Charles Brown
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Charles Brown

This is a great episode, even though that is not Sinbad!

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Kimberly Sivey
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Kimberly Sivey

I'm not so good with heights

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Dr. F. and Frank are wearing their chinderwear backwards relative to their chin butts.

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Michael Rookard
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Michael Rookard

Crazy Soviet films are perfect for Thanksgiving!

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Jason Tamez
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Jason Tamez

It's a beautiful movie. And equally crazy. He's not Sinbad.

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Steve Bennett
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Steve Bennett

Like all of the Russo-Finish fantasy movies, its interesting even without riffing, but with riffing it's a sublime experience.

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Susan Pitcher
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Susan Pitcher

Because it's just so Sin-Bad!

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Chris Chahanovich
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Chris Chahanovich

Wait, the Sinbad from Jingle All The Way? That dude is legend, sign me up.

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Maria Kristina Smith
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Maria Kristina Smith

Hilarious sketches and a movie that

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Matt Towler
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Matt Towler

Nooooo rock climbing!

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Matt Stogdill
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Matt Stogdill

Just watched both. This one was more entertaining to me. But both were great! 👍👍

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Kim Sivey
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Kim Sivey

I don't think I could make it through all that rock climbing again...

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Brian J Crow
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Brian J Crow

Because I didn't have an option to vote for Singood.

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Howard Kistler
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Howard Kistler

I voted for this because I have luberia.

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

This one was easy! Not a big fan of Lost Continent. LOVE Magic Voyage of Sinbad

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Jon Warren
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Jon Warren

It's a sillier film.

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THE DEEP DIVE
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THE DEEP DIVE

A mass appeal classic.

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David Brian Dobbs
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David Brian Dobbs

It's in color. Rock climbing was funny the first time I saw it, but it got old after the 5th time I saw it. This movie never gets old. I love the wind demon.

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Jon Malbrough
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Jon Malbrough

I love me a Russo-Finnish co-production!

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Nathan Earl
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Nathan Earl

It's not rock climbing

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Randy Cox
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Randy Cox

The Russo-Finnish movies are among the best episodes in the series, and there’s a great short in front of this one.

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Jason Lawrence Janzen
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Jason Lawrence Janzen

Sorry Lost Continent, I can't handle any more rock climbing.

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

I've just seen Lost Incontinent too many times. Let's freshen things up!

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Tony González
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Tony González

It's in color and has some decent production value that can be appreciated despite how much material it gives Joel and the bots to work with! 😅

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Marty Hart
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Marty Hart

Loved him at the Apollo

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Tim Snider
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Tim Snider

I'm hoping this time he'll use that magic belt of his like in the cartoons!

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(intentionally left blank)

Sinbad just seems more...I don't know...Thanksgivng-y

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Russell Coleman
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Russell Coleman

"Now is the crowd moving or is the platform moving? Because the plot isn't moving!"

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Anne Spence
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Anne Spence

this is in color, so this one

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Stephen Michael Kellat
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Stephen Michael Kellat

Lost Continent has the tedious climb of tediousness

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
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Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
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Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
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Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
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Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
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Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
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🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
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Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
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Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
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Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
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Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
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One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
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William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
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Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
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Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
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Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
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MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
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Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
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Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
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Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
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David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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