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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/14/2021

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

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Lost Continent

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58%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad WINNER

45

42%
Lost Continent

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
37 Comments
Dr Fortyseven
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Dr Fortyseven

Gosh, I just love me some rock climbing.

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KaijuKnight42
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KaijuKnight42

Rock climbing and Coffee combined with Stop Motion Dinosaurs.

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David Stumpf
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David Stumpf

Dude, Hugh Beaumont? The Beaver's dad? Nuf said!!

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Bri K
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Bri K

Rock climbing, Joel

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Melissa McConnell
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Melissa McConnell

If all the choices are going to be this hard I might leave it up to the rest of you.

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Robert Ezenwa
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Robert Ezenwa

Rock climbing. Also, Joel and the bots' biting critique of the movie as it tortures them.

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John Markley
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John Markley

I love the early eps. Lost continent is the boys at their best.

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John Vanover
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John Vanover

Always up for stop animation.I mean how many times can you watch raisins dance?

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sbkMulletMan
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sbkMulletMan

This was my first ever MST3K episode. Saw it on Turkey Day no less.

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Rick Morris
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Rick Morris

Who doesn't want to see rock climbing, except for Joel & the bots

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okuwinn
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okuwinn

Magic Voyage played last year. And he's not Sinbad!

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Walter Clayton
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Walter Clayton

The Magic that is Joel (and Monkey Boy)

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Andee Miskiewicz
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Andee Miskiewicz

My dad took me to see this one. Its got some chidable lines and scenes. Love it.

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Rachel Rodriguez
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Rachel Rodriguez

ROCK CLIMBING!! And I love stop motion animation.

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Analee Harriman
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Analee Harriman

CESAR ROMERO AHOOOOOOOOOY!

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Josh Marrazzo
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Josh Marrazzo

This was SUCH a tough call, especially since the alternative brings back warm and fuzzy memories of Comedy Central's, "pick the wisecrack" contest back in 1993. That said... At the end of the day... Rock Climbing.

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Jack Chaisey
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Jack Chaisey

Meow Mix Sued For False Advertising After Study Shows Cats Were Just Making Standard Cat Noises And Not Asking For A Particular Brand Of Food

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William Schraffenberger
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William Schraffenberger

Rock climbing, Joel. Rock climbing.

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Brian Finnegan
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Brian Finnegan

Rock climbing Joel....rock climbing

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Caw Caw Motherfuckers | Commissions OPEN

Nothing beats 20 minutes of rock climbing

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John Allore
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John Allore

It's part of the canon.

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Bob Dunn
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Bob Dunn

Caesar Romero + dinosaurs, what's not to like?

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Dave Fouts
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Dave Fouts

Sounds better, I've seen the other and not a fan.

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Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

It was one of my first...

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Adam Vorobok
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Adam Vorobok

I love season two as an underrated season. Also, rock climbing helps my digestion.

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

I'd rather see a space & rockets movie than a swords & sandals epic this turkey day.

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Lyle Albert Goff
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Lyle Albert Goff

Classic bad Sci-Fi with the classic MST3K line-up!

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Daniel Wesley
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Daniel Wesley

Two words: rock climbing.

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Alexander
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Alexander

Did I mention, rock climbing? Rock climbing, Joel. Rock climbing.

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Richard Lewis III
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Richard Lewis III

Rock climbing…because it’s there!

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58%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
45 Comments
William Smith
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William Smith

Ohhhh...it's the great Sinbad gracing is with his presence

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N'EliG-G-GHOST!
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N'EliG-G-GHOST!

Sadko is one of the best films ever made....and this edited and dubbed version is good too, I guess.

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Matthew Young
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Matthew Young

Hell yes pull out Mr. Slicey and go to town on the old school monsters. Writing...scripts... who needs em' when there's this level of bad acting and worse effects... no need just yell action, roll the film..possibly down the street and hope for the best.

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MavinMaverick
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MavinMaverick

I have a soft spot for Russo-Finnish storytelling.

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Ann(iston) MarJory K 🌼
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Ann(iston) MarJory K 🌼

This was so hard. ButSinbad has a glorious collection of weird.

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Doug Lackey
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Doug Lackey

Well, you know, I saw "The Magic Voyage of Brad Garrett".

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Joshua Pendleton
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Joshua Pendleton

Great sweeping cinematography and batsh*t insane plot

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Octoyaki
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Octoyaki

An episode that isn't shown too often

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Newt Calkins
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Newt Calkins

Caroline Munro? Caroline Munro.

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Newt Calkins
Newt Calkins

I'm a dope. Wrong Sinbad movie!

Charles Brown
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Charles Brown

This is a great episode, even though that is not Sinbad!

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Kimberly Sivey
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Kimberly Sivey

I'm not so good with heights

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Dr. F. and Frank are wearing their chinderwear backwards relative to their chin butts.

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Michael Rookard
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Michael Rookard

Crazy Soviet films are perfect for Thanksgiving!

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Jason Tamez
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Jason Tamez

It's a beautiful movie. And equally crazy. He's not Sinbad.

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Steve Bennett
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Steve Bennett

Like all of the Russo-Finish fantasy movies, its interesting even without riffing, but with riffing it's a sublime experience.

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Susan Pitcher
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Susan Pitcher

Because it's just so Sin-Bad!

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Chris Chahanovich
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Chris Chahanovich

Wait, the Sinbad from Jingle All The Way? That dude is legend, sign me up.

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Maria Kristina Smith
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Maria Kristina Smith

Hilarious sketches and a movie that

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Matt Towler
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Matt Towler

Nooooo rock climbing!

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Matt Stogdill
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Matt Stogdill

Just watched both. This one was more entertaining to me. But both were great! 👍👍

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Kim Sivey
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Kim Sivey

I don't think I could make it through all that rock climbing again...

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Brian J Crow
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Brian J Crow

Because I didn't have an option to vote for Singood.

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Howard Kistler
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Howard Kistler

I voted for this because I have luberia.

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

This one was easy! Not a big fan of Lost Continent. LOVE Magic Voyage of Sinbad

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Jon Warren
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Jon Warren

It's a sillier film.

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THE DEEP DIVE
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THE DEEP DIVE

A mass appeal classic.

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David Brian Dobbs
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David Brian Dobbs

It's in color. Rock climbing was funny the first time I saw it, but it got old after the 5th time I saw it. This movie never gets old. I love the wind demon.

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Jon Malbrough
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Jon Malbrough

I love me a Russo-Finnish co-production!

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Nathan Earl
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Nathan Earl

It's not rock climbing

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Randy Cox
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Randy Cox

The Russo-Finnish movies are among the best episodes in the series, and there’s a great short in front of this one.

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Jason Lawrence Janzen
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Jason Lawrence Janzen

Sorry Lost Continent, I can't handle any more rock climbing.

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

I've just seen Lost Incontinent too many times. Let's freshen things up!

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Tony González
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Tony González

It's in color and has some decent production value that can be appreciated despite how much material it gives Joel and the bots to work with! 😅

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Marty Hart
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Marty Hart

Loved him at the Apollo

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Tim Snider
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Tim Snider

I'm hoping this time he'll use that magic belt of his like in the cartoons!

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(intentionally left blank)

Sinbad just seems more...I don't know...Thanksgivng-y

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Russell Coleman
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Russell Coleman

"Now is the crowd moving or is the platform moving? Because the plot isn't moving!"

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Anne Spence
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Anne Spence

this is in color, so this one

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Stephen Michael Kellat
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Stephen Michael Kellat

Lost Continent has the tedious climb of tediousness

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
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Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
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Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
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Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
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Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
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Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
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Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
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William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
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Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
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Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
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Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
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Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
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Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
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Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
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Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
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Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
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Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
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Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
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Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
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John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
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Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
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Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
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LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
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Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
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John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
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Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
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Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
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Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
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Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
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Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
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David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
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Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
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Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
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Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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