Mst3k Polls - SquareOffs

Asked by MST3K

11/4/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

50%

Horrors of Spider Island WINNER

50%

Future War

50%

Horrors of Spider Island

Experiment 1011

Experiment 1011 Show Less

25 Comments

Jackson Munden

This is the last episode of Mike's green jumpsuit.

Stacy Mclinn

Low on spider, high on bikini babes

Leslie Maryann Neal

I LOVE THIS EPISODE. Sexy ladies, a lame monster-- it's amazing.

Justin Wingate

The scenes involving auditioning and the boys turning into weird girls were fun.

Dan Hux

Just a fun movie to riff on!

zeldman

The sleaze! The cheese! But especially the sleaze. It’s one of those great early 1960s psychotronic films that’s actually bearable even without the riffing!

Shaun O'Leary

"I'm glad I put a porch in."

Aimee Wright

I prefer "horror" over "sci-fi". :)

Zack Podany

I think they'll pull out of it.

Brian Jay

Mmm, take a look at my good stuff, Nature!

Diana Psotka

Mainly because I can't stand Future War. Sorry... lesser of the 2 evils here.

Jeremy Leveille

Such a a good episode with great riffs

Kendi Sue Lawton

Dancers and spiders

Eviliz

- leans back and crosses ankles.

James Jorden

Jerky editing and voluptuous (at least) babes. What's not to like?

Beardo Beatnick

More spiders ! Less future!

Sean Garner

Spiders & bikinis!

Jeffrey Malone

Gary?

Troy Thomas

I just haven't seen this one as often.

Nathan Fisk

Both episodes were weak as far as MST episodes go, but Spider Island is somewhat less weak than Future War so...

Michael Schiavo

Damn heat!

Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My legs are crossed.

Kevin Smith

Cry ‘Gary’!!!

Phyllis Lanza

I cross my legs decisively in favor of Spider Island!

Ben

This is better than watching a fake van damm vs a clown boxing in a boxing ring

50%

Future War

Experiment 1004

Experiment 1004 Show Less

28 Comments

Mike Aronow

I vote for Jean Claude Gosh Darn!

Mira Gutoff

Thank you for not killing me.

John C. Worsley

Dinos > Spidos

Matthew Finch

Bob Johnson

Amber Scaggs

"Battle of the guys who peaked in high school."

Crissty Hawkins

This movie is truly terrible!! I'm up for seeing how the gang makes fun of it again!

Jay Skillman

It isn't a war and it isn't the future, but who am I to complain?

Mike James

Because yes

Chuck Campbell

Robert Z'dar rules!

Alexandrea Cyril Niell

Best Van Damme movie that doesn't feature Van Damme.

Ben Schmidt

I used to be a nun too.

Mr. Perry

Jah!

Newt Calkins

Always bet on Z'dar!

Andrew Gauer

Jean claude gosh darn

Tiffany Fricke

I saw the "Whores of Spider Island" last night. Well, that's what my husband called 'em. Great fun, that movie, but moving on!

Howard Sauertieg

Let the awful quality of this movie sink in. Soak in it.

Ricardo Silkworth

Future waxxxx

Casey Killingsworth

more stand out jokes

Xavier Whitley II

Jean Claude gosh darn

Paul Smith

Because the future is some kind of goofy prequel to Rollergator. Or Rollergator is a goofy prequel to this. Or they’re both just goofy.

William Lane

Two words: FRED. BURROUGHS.

Corey Core Grundstein

This is one of my all time favorite episodes so I have to go with Future War!

Dan Kelly

Jean Claude Gosh Darn

Troy Wood

Horrors of Spider Island is okay, but all the actor's faces are way too small.

Ryan Barker

Thanks for playing reporter and cameraman with me

Andy Mayo

We need more high school jocks making movies.

Nick Kocurek

Z'don't ask me why.

Not Billehecka

getting exhausted from "Horrors .."

Asked by MST3K

11/3/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

62%

The Sinister Urge WINNER

38%

Gunslinger

62%

The Sinister Urge

Experiment 613

Experiment 613 Show Less

23 Comments

Jackson Munden

Pinking Shears!!

Chris CK Felix

This is the hardest vote so far!

Beardo Beatnick

Always bet on ed wood. Can't go wrong

Howard Sauertieg

Sinister Urge is a priceless Wood-work.

Sean Garner

I'd go with it.

Casey Killingsworth

this one is funnier to me

Xavier Whitley II

Evil

Chuck Campbell

Darn that smutty ol' smut!

Justin Wingate

Ed Wood still got it (or not).

Phyllis Lanza

Ed Wood! Ed Wood!

Troy Thomas

Ed Wood is a better filmmaker than Roger Corman, frankly. Ed's movied have a sense of personality, and are a joy to watch. Which is much more than you can say for Corman.

Mike Aronow

Once in a great while, a character jumps off the screen and into our collective consciousnesses. This vote is for....Klein!!!

Daniel Laird

Because Kline!

James Jorden

The gravel-voiced pornographess!

Candy Allison

Such an underrated gem

Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Ed Wood gives us all the Sinister Urge!!!!!!

Michael Schiavo

Ed Wood!

Linda Saper

Ed Wood movies practically beg to be riffed!!

Cesar Smith

We can all relate to the sinister urge, can't we ?

Mira Gutoff

Because Crow saying, baffled, that pornography isn't as bad as murder is one of the funniest moments in the whole show.

Mar K Muller

Ed Wood. nuff said.

Brian Jay

Never bet against Ed Wood.

Todd Divel

both are great

38%

Gunslinger

Experiment 511

Experiment 511 Show Less

16 Comments

Paul Smith

Beverly Garland. That’s the whole comment.

Troy Wood

There aren't nearly enough westerns on MST3K. 'Last of the Wild Horses' is my favorite, but 'Gunslinger' runs a close second.

Ryan Barker

One word: Beverly

John C. Worsley

Oh Beverly.

Tiffany Fricke

Beverly Garland? Really?

Andrew Gauer

Better than sin urge

Michael Kilgore

Too few movies dare to put door hinges on the wrong side.

Leslie Maryann Neal

I love both these episodes, but Beverly Garland is one of my favorite actors in MST.

wthvideoproduction

Even though they have played a clip from Gunslinger a billion times on the Twitch channel, I love this Riff.

Jay Skillman

A western

Philip Monihan

How could I turn down Beverly?

Bruce Turbeville

Beverly Garland gets my vote every time...

Nathan Fisk

Ed Wood vs. Roger Corman? No one wins, but Corman at least makes a coherent movie. Ed Wood's stuff is unwatchable.

Brian Walch

"Copper tubing!"

Jeremy Leveille

Gunslinger is much funnier IMO

Joel McMurray

BECAUSE I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT IN MY HALL! *hic*

Asked by MST3K

11/1/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

67%

Pod People WINNER

33%

The Girl in Lovers Lane

67%

Pod People

Experiment 303

Experiment 303 Show Less

38 Comments

Mike Stephens

This is the episode I "started" with. I watched MST3K as a kid, forgot about it, and got reminded of it with some tapes from a thrift store. This was the first one my sister and I watched.

Benjamin Hom

It's not about Pods. It's not about People. It's all about Pain.

Terrible D

Hideous control.

Cesar Smith

I'm a pod person and I'm speaking my truth.

Mar K Muller

podolododingdong

Sam W. Anderson

Trumpy, nooo!

Stephen Bradford Doherty

It stiaaaahhh, you know.

John Matthew Mattie

Bees on pie!

Kristopher Michael Murphy Clausing

Classic movie best riffs

Justin Wingate

It still stinks!

wthvideoproduction

All-time Great

Todd Aaron Dennis

It was my first MST3K episode.

Xavier Whitley II

Trumpy you do stupid things

Molly Hansen

Grumpy, you can do stupid things!

Jeremy Deysach

It stinks!

Dustin Slaughter

"IT STINKS!"

Michael Schiavo

Of course, because "It stinks!"

Nicholas Martinez

It stinks!

Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Pod people got no reason to smile. Gotta vote for my very first episode. It was what made me fall in love with MST3K.

Joe Musgrove

Potatoes

Jim Bunch

Because I do stupid things

Joe Mason

I used have a snout-nosed pal of my own.

Derek Smith

I have spoken! Er, typed, no wait clicked! Yeah! I have clicked! CanI have a cookie now?

Matthew Finch

Sorry, got to go with Pod People. I was hoping for these two in the finals. Maybe Hellcats will show up??? Oh I hate to shoot a butt like that...

TJ Hayes

Pod People is in my top 5 MST3K episodes, one of Joel's funniest.

Joshua Christenson

Little winged potatoes

Bridgett May

IT Stinks!

Michael Kilgore

Pod People gives you several loosely connected movies for the price of one.

Ricardo Silkworth

Because Trumpy is magic... duh

Gregory Lannom

Because it doesn't stink!

Chuck Campbell

Because I don't want Trumpy doing stupid magic things in my house because I didn't vote for him.

Joe Nevarez

Trumpy you can do stupid

GLaMDRINGOS

It stinks!

Joseph Shenk

Pretty sure Pod People was one of the first episodes i saw so it holds a special place in my heart... and haunts my dreams to this day... :)

Kerrin Dworkowski

It stinks!

Howard Sauertieg

I've seen Pod People too many times, but Girl in Lovers Lane is a bummer so I won't vote for it.

Joe Burke 🇺🇸

It stinks

Rob

Love pod people

33%

The Girl in Lovers Lane

Experiment 509

Experiment 509 Show Less

38 Comments

Uncle Fezter

It's not only my favorite episode- it's also damn-near perfect. Every riff's a solid hit, host segments are fantastic- The Train Song, and "I... Am... The E-Lam!", to the bots rewriting the ending.

Jarret Cooper

Are we bound for glory right now, Big Stupid?

Denise Weck Bluth

Big Stupid

Liam Humel

a top 5 episode for me, makes me wish we had a better rail system in the US so I could become a hobo

Jackson Munden

Big Stupid!!

Uncle Fezter

'Sex Poodle' "...What about that guy I groined in the knee?"

Jeremiah Sutton

Big stupid 😝

Linda Saper

Cause I love my ruffled yellow dress!

Mike Aronow

Great matchup! While I love Pod People more, I'll give my vote to Big Stupid for a change. Danny and Big Stupid deserve their moment in the sun!

Uncle Fezter

It brought us "groinocological region", "...And that's pretty good!"

Chad Bailey

Showing some love for Big Stupid

Casey Killingsworth

An underrated choice

Jason Russell

The first episode I sat down to watch entirely...so I could understand what this thing was

Mike Ensing

Close but the episode # matched my house # at the time

Gregory Kanis

Big Stupid! A tough decision but that's where my heart is.

Nathan Fisk

Girl in Lover's Lane is a solid riff movie, but this is a close contest. Pod People is also good.

Buddy Haskill

Big Stupid!

Shay Kay

"The way I see it, there's three of them and ONE of YOU!" Ha ha ha ha !! Go Big Stupid!

Mark Coghlan

Say no to trumpy

Beardo Beatnick

Big stupid would have wanted it.plus...ww get paid PEOPLE EVERY TURKEY DAY MARATHON! GIVE IT A REST!

Kurt Teets

Jack Elam

Bo Frye

Pod people is great,but overdone, give big stupid a chance!

cub

because she always goes in the same little spot

Ben

Big Stupid Is better than Trumpy!

Steven Aloyisus Campbell

I honestly don't remember this one. Must have left my brain in lover's lane. Need to see. Pod People is a good one, but give me The Girl In Lovers Lane!

Mira Gutoff

Big Stupid

Barry Ward

One I've never seen :/

Tiffany Fricke

My favorite. The guys are at their funniest riffing this one!

Carrie Tilley

Big Stupid +Danny = OTP

Dee Schendel

This movie actually makes me sad, but oh my gosh, the riffs are great! Crow is on a roll here! I'm sure Pod People will win, but I would love to see something different.

Marty Ketola

Everyone has seen Trumpy. Not everyone knows the brilliance of Big Stupid!

Troy Thomas

This is the episode I Accuse My Parents should be, but isn't. This is a juvenile delinquency melodrama with a pulse, and the riffs are actually hysterical.

Kevin Smith

My vote’s with Danny

Myrrh Kingwell

Heck yeah! I love this episode!

Sierra Rein

I haven't seen this one in a while!

William Lane

I embrace any reason to downvote Trumpy, but also Big Stupid told me to.

Jim Simpson

Because Jack Elam plays the best "troubled character" in town!

Phyllis Lanza

"Are you waitin' on a bus?" This is one of those movies I enjoy even without the riffs (but the riffs make it better, of course).

Jeremy Leveille

A great episode, awesome riffs all the way through, so funny!

Candy Allison

I know everyone is picking Pod People *yawn* but like give The Girl in Lover’s Lane a chance. It’s a solid episode and I really enjoy it. Give another episode a Turkey Day chance!

Mst3k SquareOffs

Which is your favored experiment?

50% Horrors of Spider Island WINNER

50% Future War

50% Horrors of Spider Island

50% Future War

Which is your favored experiment?

62% The Sinister Urge WINNER

38% Gunslinger

62% The Sinister Urge

38% Gunslinger

Which is your favored experiment?

67% Pod People WINNER

33% The Girl in Lovers Lane

67% Pod People

33% The Girl in Lovers Lane

About Mst3k

50%

Horrors of Spider Island WINNER

50%

Future War

50%

Horrors of Spider Island

50%

Future War

62%

The Sinister Urge WINNER

38%

Gunslinger

62%

The Sinister Urge

38%

Gunslinger

67%

Pod People WINNER

33%

The Girl in Lovers Lane

67%

Pod People

33%

The Girl in Lovers Lane