Official SquareOffs Page of Mystery Science Theater 3000. Currently featuring the Turkey Day Tournament 2022! Your votes will decide four of the episodes shown on this year's Turkey Day Marathon.
Which is your favored experiment?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/1/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

52%
The Day the Earth Froze WINNER

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48%
Quest of the Delta Knights

40

52%
The Day the Earth Froze

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Michael Kilgore
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Michael Kilgore

Don't forget, "They're doing it clown style!"

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Jarret Cooper
2
Jarret Cooper

as already mentioned, the line "oh cripes I remember that day" by itself is enough to secure my vote.

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Rik Eberhardt
2
Rik Eberhardt

oh cripes, i remember that day....

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Nesey Gallons
1
Nesey Gallons

Everybody's surfin' now, even Sven's learnin' how.

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Diana Psotka
1
Diana Psotka

We need a national survey on what, exactly, a "Sampo" is! Enquiring minds want to know!

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Joseph Klemm
1
Joseph Klemm

Yes children’s windows of perception are only open for a moment,only to take in the horror that is, THE CIRCUS.

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John Matthew Mattie
1
John Matthew Mattie

If you’re gonna doom-prep, this is THE film.

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Justin Toner
1
Justin Toner

The power of SAMPO can't be denied. Great episode

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Chuck Campbell
1
Chuck Campbell

Never doubt the power of the SAMPO!

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Mike Ensing
0
Mike Ensing

Because it was wheeirdd

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

Classic Movie with classic riffs.

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Moti Rieber
0
Moti Rieber

You failed to bring back the sampo/so we shall die of starvation

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Day the Earth Froze is one of the best riff movies in the lexicon. No way is Delta Knights even in the same league.

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Mar K Muller
0
Mar K Muller

wishful thinking for November 4th

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Angela Martin
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Angela Martin

It took me back when on Saturday's you got to watch those movies and was scared! 😄😄

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Chad Bailey
0
Chad Bailey

Gotta have my Sampo!

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Steph Dellatore
0
Steph Dellatore

The circus short before is also just as funny! Svens gone surfin, Anieke in the UK, Christo art reference, i’m cracking up writing this!

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John Harris
0
John Harris

This is a tough choice, as both are great episodes. In the en though The Day The Earth Froze is actually a charming movie.

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

Blessed be the Russo-Finnish, for they make the best movie cheese.

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

I need more sampo gravy on my turkey sandwich

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Jeremy Nilson
0
Jeremy Nilson

Because all kids come running for the sweet taste of Sampo.

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

I need my Sampo! And the dome is an option I DID order.

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Britt Whale
0
Britt Whale

"Sister mine, you shaved your beard!"

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Because it clearly wasn't shot at a Renaissance Festival.

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Russell Boyer
0
Russell Boyer

What's better than Sampo?

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Mike Aronow
0
Mike Aronow

I mean at the risk of being repetitive.....Sampo?

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jferrari
0
jferrari

🎵 Failure, failure, total failure He's a loser, la la la🎵

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

Arguably less pee throwing

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Robin Preibisius
0
Robin Preibisius

One of my top 10 probably. Extreme goofiness, hilarious short, and on-point riffs.

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Ann Linderman
0
Ann Linderman

The rich taste of Sampo!

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48%
Quest of the Delta Knights

40 Comments
ThePeronah
3
ThePeronah

This episode is great. I especially love the part where Mary Jo is in the theater. Any episode where the mads trade places is gold stamdard MST3K.

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
3
Alexandrea Cyril Niell

It is better than Quest of the Delta Burkes...

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Jon
1
Jon

Day the Earth Froze has been in like 4 turkey day marathons, time to mix it up. Plus, there's a Servo song, which is always good.

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James Haile
1
James Haile

Because what is Thanksgiving without a pee throwing scene.

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Ben Murphy
1
Ben Murphy

"Air on a Delta Knight" and "What are you, a mook????"

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CatherineCrankypants
1
CatherineCrankypants

I'm putting "How great can you really be at maps?" "That's like being good at eating cereal!" on my mortarboard hat when I graduate with my B.S. in Geography next spring.

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Mobius
1
Mobius

Because I enjoy the pain

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Andrew Hill
0
Andrew Hill

You are no longer a slave. You are the hostage of a madman

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Jessica Baumann
0
Jessica Baumann

This is one of my favorites

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Kurt Teets
0
Kurt Teets

David Warner. And David Warner. Also, Richard Kind.

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Bo Frye
0
Bo Frye

Not great,but better than the day the earth froze.lol

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Annalisa Rivera
0
Annalisa Rivera

Because I've yet to see it, and anything that has swords, sorcery or knights in it is a must see - especially with bots on it.

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Michael Schiavo
0
Michael Schiavo

Learn more about pee throwing.

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

I love scifi era episodes

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Why are people voting for "Day the Earth Froze"? Just because of one word? "Sampo"? Seriously? Delta Knights is a MUCH better episode!

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Marty Ketola
0
Marty Ketola

This is an unreleased episode, no dvd! We need it on Turkey Day for that reason alone!

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Scott Pfitzinger
0
Scott Pfitzinger

Tom Servo sings! And the movie was filmed at a Ren Faire

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Alan Bradley
0
Alan Bradley

Who doesn't love a horrible movie. One of my favorites.. croooow you rock ...as well as the rest of the cast to shout out to all much love ..

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Sierra Rein
0
Sierra Rein

Richard Kind is dreamy <3

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
0
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Who wouldn't want a lint covered mint from Pearl?

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Mostly to support Corbin Allred, but who doesn’t love dual David Warners. Three if you count him as the narrator. He’s the pro in Master Control Program.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Two David Warners!!

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

(Cheech voice) I'm coming!!!

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

I'M COMMMMIIINGGG! that sounds kinda bad now...

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Daniel Laird
0
Daniel Laird

There is nothing dumber than a film that was clearly trying to play for children, but not funny enough to carry it off. Plus, the skit with a DeNiroesque Da Vinci is *chef's kiss*.

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Ben
0
Ben

Haven’t seen this in a long time, I’m mean don’t get me wrong I love a good Sampo as much as the next guy, but it just so filling.

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Amanda Qassar
0
Amanda Qassar

"Her dough has risen!" But seriously, besides breasts, this movie is more schlocky than Sampo, and therefore feels more festive... somehow.

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Bruce Turbeville
0
Bruce Turbeville

Another Sophie's choice...

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Gabriel D
0
Gabriel D

Never seen this episode so why not?

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BewareOfNerd
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BewareOfNerd

I love a good Tom Servo song.

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Todd Divel
0
Todd Divel

First head to head I've been, just kinda 'meh' about. Voting Delta Knights because I've watched it less than Day the Earth Froze!

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Joey Martell
0
Joey Martell

Delta Knights is one of my top ten episodes. It deserves a home video release and to win this match-up!

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Edward Deak
0
Edward Deak

I voted for this because of Leslie's recommendation. Plain and simple voter influence.

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

I'm coming! I'm coming! Haha

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
2
🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
0
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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