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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/5/2021

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

53%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die WINNER

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47%
The Touch of Satan

34

53%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
27 Comments
Peter Bolton
1
Peter Bolton

I still want to know how she talks without lungs...not even Ed Wood could explain that away.

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Bob Newman
Bob Newman

It's the neck juice!

Julie Rachel Kirshner
0
Julie Rachel Kirshner

One of the all-time best bad movies. Beautiful!

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Karen Crockett
0
Karen Crockett

I love the riffs in this one. It's a classic

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

I wanted to give my support to my very favorite head-in-a-pan movie!

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Kelly Luck
0
Kelly Luck

Your horror cannot match mine!

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

I don't care where the fish live, I want a slice of KPORN with my turkey!

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Bruce Pullen
0
Bruce Pullen

A crackerjack dynamite debut and lasting MST3K episode. One of my favorite Mike shows and HIGHLY replayable.

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

HELP ME! I'M IN ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

This one was a tough choice. But Brain is really funny for Mike's first effort!

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Both movies are great. I voted for the least depressing ending. Somehow all the main characters dying in a fire is less depressing than all of our characters submitting to Satan.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Fun Riff of a movie with a silly concept. Plus Jan in the Pan makes her own gravy.

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Corvid Cattus
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Corvid Cattus

Jan in a Pan, just like all the other fixin's.

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jake bowler
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jake bowler

I joined the Columbia House(?) video club in high school and they sent me a new VHS every month, and I think this might have been the 3rd or 4th one, but the first Mike episode. The football riff gets me every time.

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daniel garcia
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daniel garcia

It's the first one with Mike and one of the first I bought on vsh

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Aaron Noble
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Aaron Noble

My wife has never seen the Brain That Wouldn't Die. She is a new MSTie any I want her to see it.

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

Jan in a pan! I mean, who can resist?

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Kerrin Dworkowski
0
Kerrin Dworkowski

It's Mike's first episode!

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Rob Gullo
0
Rob Gullo

Tough choice, but I GOTTA go with Mike's first time at-bat in the Jumpsuit, swinging for the fences and connecting for a Grand Slam ! One of my FAVES!

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D LockeRN
0
D LockeRN

The title got my attention!

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Zachariah Wilson
0
Zachariah Wilson

Classic first Mike episode!

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

I don’t care where the fish live. I just want my Jan in the Pan.

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47%
The Touch of Satan

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
34 Comments
Jackson Munden
3
Jackson Munden

Steffi the Babysitter!

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Matthew Casper
2
Matthew Casper

This is where the fish lives. Zaaa!

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Robert Paczula
1
Robert Paczula

Because the fish lives there.

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BambooSpine
1
BambooSpine

Hmmmm... did a Plucked Turkey in a Wig just talk to me??

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KaTFiSHZømBy
1
KaTFiSHZømBy

because brain that woudn't die is practically a standard. i'm surprised theyre a bracket buster.

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Ancient Alien Cat
1
Ancient Alien Cat

Both of these episodes are really good, but I chose The Touch of Satan because it itself is actually a pretty fun movie!

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Justin Cook
1
Justin Cook

Melissa "two-shed" Strickland

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Diana Psotka
1
Diana Psotka

Because everybody needs a plucked turkey in a wig for Thanksgiving!

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Jess Willey
1
Jess Willey

Early Mikle often feels like they were force feeding him Joel lines. By the time they did Touch of Satan they were letting Mike be Mike.

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Jake
1
Jake

The touch, the feel, of Satan... the demon of our liiiiives

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Andrew Badolato
0
Andrew Badolato

Because this is where the fish lives

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Bob Newman
0
Bob Newman

Something different, we've seen Brain numerous times (it's a favorite) but it's good to switch things up and see a lesser viewed movie

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Aurora Beaucheane
0
Aurora Beaucheane

this is where the fish lives. nuff said

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Aimee
0
Aimee

Never try to deep fry a snowball. :-)

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Vanessa Nowitzky
0
Vanessa Nowitzky

but I'd rather see Carnival Magic

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Dan Hill
0
Dan Hill

It’s where the fish lives

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Killer gramma. Long pauses. Finally finding out where the fish lives. This movie gives you it all.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

"This is where the fish lives" XD

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Austin Wilkes
0
Austin Wilkes

The evil farmhouse of witches is so harvest chic.

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Dave Link
0
Dave Link

Because this is where the fish live

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Jon Malbrough
0
Jon Malbrough

I want to see where the fish live!

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Jason Schultz
0
Jason Schultz

The Prince of Darkness made me do it….

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Tyler Simpson
0
Tyler Simpson

Sings in his head. "Just a touch of Satan"

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Brian Salvatore
0
Brian Salvatore

I want to see where the fish lives!

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Mark Hammond
0
Mark Hammond

Classic poor audio, terrible camera work, and unbearable script. To say nothing of the”acting”

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Glenn Dallas
0
Glenn Dallas

Because this is where the fish lives.

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Derrick Frazier
0
Derrick Frazier

Grandma Dried Apple Head!

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Brian Crew
0
Brian Crew

The touch of satan is the only touch I crave!

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David Schmidt
0
David Schmidt

Evil movie, evil hosts, evil, evil, evil...

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Jason Lawrence Janzen
0
Jason Lawrence Janzen

If I don't pick this one I'll never find out where the fish lives.

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Eric Hatch
0
Eric Hatch

Because this is where the fish live

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Howard Kistler
0
Howard Kistler

Well, my dark lord commands me to vote this way, doesn't he?

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/19/2021

Which is the better episode?

57%
Prince of Space WINNER

8

43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

8

57%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Philip Monihan
1
Philip Monihan

Hard pick, not gonna lie.

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Mark Pergolizzi
0
Mark Pergolizzi

Prince of Space is one of my all-time favorite MST3Ks ever.

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Sam Bissell
0
Sam Bissell

Prince of Space is a family favorite and we watch more than any episode, except for Samson vs the Vampire Women, which is pretty much tied with Prince of Space!

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Shaun O'Leary
0
Shaun O'Leary

He's a prince. And of course i love chicken.

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Your weapons are useless against me!

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

I love both these Riffs, Prince of Space is just a tiny bit better.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

Of all the MST3K episodes where Earth is invaded by chicken-men, this is the best. Also, I became a bootblack because of this film. I like it very much.

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William Lane
0
William Lane

Sinbad has no effect on this movie.

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43%
Magic Voyage of Sinbad

Which is the better episode?
8 Comments
Will Blanchard
2
Will Blanchard

Love Prince of Space, but 505 is peak MST3K. Old-school style riff to be sure, but the warmth of the early years is in full bloom on this one with A+ sketches and even an in-theater stunt. Also, weird movie.

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Llewellyn Buntminkey
1
Llewellyn Buntminkey

Russo Finnish madness!!! Wooohooo!!!

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Howard Kistler
1
Howard Kistler

He travels all over the world and discovers the best place is home. It doesn't get much more Thanksgiving than that.

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

I'm not gonna lie, I'd rather have a technicolor nightmare than a dull black and white space caper.

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Wendy Coffin
0
Wendy Coffin

hard choice because both are in my top 10. I chose this though because EVERYTHING Joel says in this ep is absolute gold

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Paul S
0
Paul S

SOL-tie Award winning show!

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Rebecca Brawley
0
Rebecca Brawley

For me, it's an oldie but goodie.

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Victor Martinez
0
Victor Martinez

enjoy this one much more.

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Which is the better episode?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/16/2021

Which is the better episode?

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

13

56%
Prince of Space WINNER

30

44%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which is the better episode?
13 Comments
Bruce Pullen
2
Bruce Pullen

Mike's finest hour. Ideally pithy and not too dour. The movie is something else yet the treatment beams through brightly.

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Amy L. Sacks
1
Amy L. Sacks

"Mike is a very nice name."

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Troy Sloan
0
Troy Sloan

You play this one less.

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Robert Hornibrook
0
Robert Hornibrook

Cause its the first MST3k episode my wife ever saw.

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Colleen Moriarity
0
Colleen Moriarity

This episode is far superior to Prince of Space.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and vintage slease in one tidy package.

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Glenn St-Germain
0
Glenn St-Germain

Jan in the Pan! The monster in the closet! Horror and sleaze in one package!

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Frank Gallagher
0
Frank Gallagher

I caught this movie on Creature Double Feature when I was way too young and it traumatized me

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John Judge
0
John Judge

There's nothing like a "hero" who makes all the wrong choices.

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Kim McAllister
0
Kim McAllister

A total MST classic!!!

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Nicole Castro
0
Nicole Castro

It doesn't get enough love. Been my #1 favorite for many years.

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LowKeeba
0
LowKeeba

“That’s not cheese” —Gypsy

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56%
Prince of Space

Which is the better episode?
30 Comments
Philip Monihan
4
Philip Monihan

Your voting has no effect on me!

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Adam Troy
1
Adam Troy

We like it very much!

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Heather M Perkins
1
Heather M Perkins

Because he is the Prince. And he is of Space. And because I am a little tired of that other movie.

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I find the ep funny as heck. And I like it very much.

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Charlie M
0
Charlie M

Because those makeup effects are soooo dreamy

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Ryan Nostrebor
0
Ryan Nostrebor

Mince, mince, mince...

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John Abernathy
0
John Abernathy

Because not voting for Prince of Space, is for me, words that have no meaning. Though I just said them.

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Matt Olfson
0
Matt Olfson

One of the all-time best and enduring episodes of MST3K!

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Leah
0
Leah

I remember it being a lot of fun.

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Ginger Fitts
0
Ginger Fitts

Oh! Ah! Prince of Space!!! Need I say more?

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J. Lynn Else, Author
0
J. Lynn Else, Author

Vote for Prince of Space, or I'll throw my doll at you!

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Matt Towler
0
Matt Towler

how many times must I say that I LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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Robert Reimer
0
Robert Reimer

Because we like it very much.

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Paul Moreau
0
Paul Moreau

WE LIKE IT VERY MUCH

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David McDermott
0
David McDermott

His name is Prince of Space, and he is funky.

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Doug Breese
0
Doug Breese

this experiment is why I add "ya scum" to the end of every sentence I utter... ya scum.

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Mira Gutoff
0
Mira Gutoff

If Phantom Krankor cannot defeat the Prince, neither can Jan in the Pan.

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

I want in with the cool crowd.

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Andy Knudsen
0
Andy Knudsen

Krankor over Jan in the Pan any Turkey Day!

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Jason Tamez
0
Jason Tamez

Your neck juice cannot harm me, but scares the crap out of me anyway.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

"Your weapons are useless against me! Har,har,har,har!"

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