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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
11/5/2021

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

53%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die WINNER

27

47%
The Touch of Satan

34

53%
The Brain That Wouldn't Die

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
27 Comments
Peter Bolton
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Peter Bolton

I still want to know how she talks without lungs...not even Ed Wood could explain that away.

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Bob Newman
Bob Newman

It's the neck juice!

Julie Rachel Kirshner
0
Julie Rachel Kirshner

One of the all-time best bad movies. Beautiful!

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Karen Crockett
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Karen Crockett

I love the riffs in this one. It's a classic

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Robert Reimer
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Robert Reimer

I wanted to give my support to my very favorite head-in-a-pan movie!

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Kelly Luck
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Kelly Luck

Your horror cannot match mine!

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Leeann Key
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Leeann Key

I don't care where the fish live, I want a slice of KPORN with my turkey!

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Bruce Pullen
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Bruce Pullen

A crackerjack dynamite debut and lasting MST3K episode. One of my favorite Mike shows and HIGHLY replayable.

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Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

HELP ME! I'M IN ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

This one was a tough choice. But Brain is really funny for Mike's first effort!

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David Brian Dobbs
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David Brian Dobbs

Both movies are great. I voted for the least depressing ending. Somehow all the main characters dying in a fire is less depressing than all of our characters submitting to Satan.

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Andy Knudsen
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Andy Knudsen

Fun Riff of a movie with a silly concept. Plus Jan in the Pan makes her own gravy.

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Corvid Cattus
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Corvid Cattus

Jan in a Pan, just like all the other fixin's.

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jake bowler
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jake bowler

I joined the Columbia House(?) video club in high school and they sent me a new VHS every month, and I think this might have been the 3rd or 4th one, but the first Mike episode. The football riff gets me every time.

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daniel garcia
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daniel garcia

It's the first one with Mike and one of the first I bought on vsh

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Aaron Noble
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Aaron Noble

My wife has never seen the Brain That Wouldn't Die. She is a new MSTie any I want her to see it.

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

Jan in a pan! I mean, who can resist?

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Kerrin Dworkowski
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Kerrin Dworkowski

It's Mike's first episode!

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Rob Gullo
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Rob Gullo

Tough choice, but I GOTTA go with Mike's first time at-bat in the Jumpsuit, swinging for the fences and connecting for a Grand Slam ! One of my FAVES!

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D LockeRN
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D LockeRN

The title got my attention!

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Zachariah Wilson
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Zachariah Wilson

Classic first Mike episode!

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

I don’t care where the fish live. I just want my Jan in the Pan.

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47%
The Touch of Satan

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
33 Comments
Jackson Munden
3
Jackson Munden

Steffi the Babysitter!

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Matthew Casper
2
Matthew Casper

This is where the fish lives. Zaaa!

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Robert Paczula
1
Robert Paczula

Because the fish lives there.

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BambooSpine
1
BambooSpine

Hmmmm... did a Plucked Turkey in a Wig just talk to me??

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KaTFiSHZømBy
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KaTFiSHZømBy

because brain that woudn't die is practically a standard. i'm surprised theyre a bracket buster.

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Ancient Alien Cat
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Ancient Alien Cat

Both of these episodes are really good, but I chose The Touch of Satan because it itself is actually a pretty fun movie!

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Justin Cook
1
Justin Cook

Melissa "two-shed" Strickland

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Diana Psotka
1
Diana Psotka

Because everybody needs a plucked turkey in a wig for Thanksgiving!

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Jess Willey
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Jess Willey

Early Mikle often feels like they were force feeding him Joel lines. By the time they did Touch of Satan they were letting Mike be Mike.

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Jake
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Jake

The touch, the feel, of Satan... the demon of our liiiiives

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Andrew Badolato
0
Andrew Badolato

Because this is where the fish lives

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Bob Newman
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Bob Newman

Something different, we've seen Brain numerous times (it's a favorite) but it's good to switch things up and see a lesser viewed movie

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Aurora Beaucheane
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Aurora Beaucheane

this is where the fish lives. nuff said

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Aimee
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Aimee

Never try to deep fry a snowball. :-)

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Vanessa Nowitzky
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Vanessa Nowitzky

but I'd rather see Carnival Magic

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Dan Hill
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Dan Hill

It’s where the fish lives

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Jason Tamez
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Jason Tamez

Killer gramma. Long pauses. Finally finding out where the fish lives. This movie gives you it all.

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

"This is where the fish lives" XD

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Austin Wilkes
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Austin Wilkes

The evil farmhouse of witches is so harvest chic.

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Dave Link
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Dave Link

Because this is where the fish live

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Jon Malbrough
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Jon Malbrough

I want to see where the fish live!

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Jason Schultz
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Jason Schultz

The Prince of Darkness made me do it….

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Tyler Simpson
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Tyler Simpson

Sings in his head. "Just a touch of Satan"

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Brian Salvatore
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Brian Salvatore

I want to see where the fish lives!

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Mark Hammond
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Mark Hammond

Classic poor audio, terrible camera work, and unbearable script. To say nothing of the”acting”

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Glenn Dallas
0
Glenn Dallas

Because this is where the fish lives.

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Derrick Frazier
0
Derrick Frazier

Grandma Dried Apple Head!

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Brian Crew
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Brian Crew

The touch of satan is the only touch I crave!

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David Schmidt
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David Schmidt

Evil movie, evil hosts, evil, evil, evil...

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Jason Lawrence Janzen
0
Jason Lawrence Janzen

If I don't pick this one I'll never find out where the fish lives.

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Eric Hatch
0
Eric Hatch

Because this is where the fish live

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Howard Kistler
0
Howard Kistler

Well, my dark lord commands me to vote this way, doesn't he?

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
10/1/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

48%
Catalina Caper

7

52%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

9

48%
Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
7 Comments
Mary McDowell
1
Mary McDowell

This episode is a wonderful balance of energetic and dry. The riff deliveries are perfect in tone and cadence. The music in the movie ain't half bad either! I watch this episode to cheer myself up.

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Meh - still better than Party Beach.

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Kyle Stockton
0
Kyle Stockton

It's fun to watch people watch the movie get made.

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Ken Prasek
0
Ken Prasek

Creepy Girl! 'Nough said.

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Aaron Mastriani
0
Aaron Mastriani

Catalina Caper has been one of my favorite episodes since I first saw it!

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52%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
9 Comments
🌻just🎃chris🍂
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🌻just🎃chris🍂

The things that don't happen in Party Beach are more interesting than the things that do happen in Catalina Caper.

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Douglas Solberg-Bell
2
Douglas Solberg-Bell

SODIUM. There, I said it.

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Jay Phelps
1
Jay Phelps

Because the Del-Aires need to be appreciated by today's generation for the musical juggernaut they were.

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Joseph Murdico
1
Joseph Murdico

It's a classic and is so campy!!

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Scott Armstrong
1
Scott Armstrong

This HAS to win! It's my desert island episode! Come on people, vote!

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Alex Flores
1
Alex Flores

Never invite Janis Ian to your slumber party!

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

I don't know what to choose but I choose party beach

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Now it's down to the Winners vs. Winners rounds so we're going with the episode we enjoy more, "Horror of Party Beach" though it was a tough choice. "Creepy Girl" is hard to resist but ultimately "SODIUM!" won the day! "Sodium, won't you?" 😁

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Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
MST3K Asked by MST3K
9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

5

58%
Horror of Party Beach WINNER

16

42%
Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
5 Comments
One Opinion
1
One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

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William Lane
1
William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

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Erik David Even
0
Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

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58%
Horror of Party Beach

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
16 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

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Dave (Comedy) Gold
1
Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

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Jeff Pomaybo
1
Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

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Heather M Perkins
0
Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

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Matt T.
0
Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

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MarkBergster
0
MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

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Kim VanHooser
0
Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

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Andy Hartmann
0
Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

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David Brian Dobbs
0
David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

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Philip Monihan
0
Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

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