Scifi Polls - SquareOffs

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

Asked by MST3K

9/29/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

42%

Parts: The Clonus Horror

58%

Horror of Party Beach WINNER

42%

Parts: The Clonus Horror

Experiment 811

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5 Comments

Alex Geslin

Biography!

One Opinion

This movie is one of the rare ones on MST3K: An actually decent movie!

William Lane

Sodium. Arch-nemesis of the blood pressure of one Peter Graves, host of Biography. Which we will explore this week. On Biography.

Erik David Even

I am a big fan of movies that were later ripped off starring Scarlett Johanson.

MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's our favorite episode.

58%

Horror of Party Beach

Experiment 817

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16 Comments

Brian Jay

One, and only one, character is dubbed for no reason! I mean, come on!

Dave (Comedy) Gold

Every party I've gone to at the beach has been a horror.

Alex Flores

SODIUM!

Solberg-Bell Household

SODIUM!

Jeff Pomaybo

tough one.... but, sodium, of course!

Heather M Perkins

It's not as depressing as Parts. Also, I love me some sodium on Turkey Day!

Colin Carroll

it's a classic

Matt T.

Exxon training videos are always great!

Scott Armstrong

My favorite episode. Period!

MarkBergster

The romantic leads are played by siblings, the monsters look ridiculous, I like being told to look Polish, I'm capababull of despising the drunks, and the riffs are magical. Also, sodium.

Jay Phelps

For the actress whose entire dialog has been obviously redubbed.

Kim VanHooser

Sodium and Eullabelle...oh, and 40 year old "teenagers" at a slumber party !

Andy Hartmann

Because, you ain't seen nothing 'til you see Tina swing. And that's some nothing.

David Brian Dobbs

Um, sodium? Need I say more?

Philip Monihan

It's the best episode that's come up in this pole.

Amber Scaggs

Because of sodium

Asked by MST3K

9/27/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

51%

Catalina Caper WINNER

49%

Warrior of the Lost World

51%

Catalina Caper

Experiment 204

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13 Comments

Jackson Munden

CREEPY GIRL!!

Maria Kristina Smith

Creepy girl supremacy!

Travis Reis

Litter Richard. Im sticking with the autocorrect

MST3KaDay On Instagram

We know that "Warrior of the Lost World" will most likely win this round so we're giving "Catalina Caper" a little love plus, "Warrior..." was shown on Turkey Day 2 years in a row in 2017 & 2018 so we'd prefer to see episodes that haven't been shown on Turkey Day in the last 5 years. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Mat

I will always vote for Creepy Girl.

Amber Scaggs

Weird movie good riffs. Also Joel's rant about the 60's kills me.

Amber Scaggs

Did I fail to mention that it also has Creepy Girl?

John L. Curtis

One of my all-time favorites up there with Space Mutiny and Time Chasers. The movie is already super ridiculous with hilarious, racy dance numbers. And a young Little Richard “hopped up on goofballs.” So good! 😂😂😂

Rob Murphy

The comments made this sound good

Scott Armstrong

I'm not a big fan of either of these so I voted for the lesser of two evils.☹️

Andy Knudsen

I love this riff

Kyle Stockton

because creepy girl

Steven Otte

Oh, Creepy Girl!

Samantha Drennan

It was the first episode I ever saw and it will always have a special place in my heart. Starring such unforgettable characters as Creepy Girl and The Stinky Guy, plus a certain young star hopped up on goofballs, it constantly reminds me to never ever EVER steal anything wet!

49%

Warrior of the Lost World

Experiment 501

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18 Comments

Greg Williams

ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE?!?!?!?

MarkBergster

The riffs, the host segments, the stupidity of the movie, the blatant ripoff of Mad Max, Mega Weapon. Easy choice here.

Kim VanHooser

Megaweapon!

Richard Archer

Because the Warrior of the Lost World is better than the Finder of the Lost Loves. Scrolls. Whatever.

Christopher Clukey

"DO YOU HAVE ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE??!!!?"

David Velazquez

I voted for this side because "I HAVE NOTHING TO DECLARE!"

Alex Flores

With an all star cast recognized by Servo, how could I resist? Can't go wrong with Patrick Swayze as Gandhi!

Randall Carlson (jarofkla)

The Paper Chase guy!

William Lane

MEGAWEAPON!

Carlos E Mendez ✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾

Megaweapon!!!!!!!!!

Scribbler Johnny

Mega Weapon

Jon Malbrough

Less Tommy Kirk, MORE MEGAWEAPON

Solberg-Bell Household

MEGAWEAPON!!! The only likeable character.

Howard Kistler

Supersonic Speed Cycle, instead of potatoes? Honey, I love you!

Sitting Duck

Because I have fruit to declare.

C.J. Brown

It's all about that Lost World

Jill r

Catalina Caper has the "creepy girl" song by Servo. It's a great song, but the movie itself is just ok. But "Warrior of the Lost World" has so many great lines!!! obviously "any fruit to declare." But there's also "they're renegade burger king window guys" and "they spelled perimeter wrong."

Lawrence Wheat

Well, really because it's against Catalina Caper and I'm not sure I can sit through that movie again; even with good riffs.

Asked by MST3K

9/24/2022

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?

55%

Horror of Party Beach WINNER

45%

Laserblast

55%

Horror of Party Beach

Experiment 817

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5 Comments

MST3KaDay On Instagram

"Laserblast" was shown on Turkey Day 2019. "Horror of Party Beach" hasn't been shown on a Turkey Day Marathon in the last 7 years, maybe never. So that's the main reason for our vote going to "... Party Beach".