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Parts: The Clonus Horror WINNER

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Hercules

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Parts: The Clonus Horror

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
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William Lane
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William Lane

Tonight, on Biography: Steve Reeves. Star of Hercules, who took steroids because of chronic feelings of inadequacy when compared to his naturally virile contemporary, Peter Graves.

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Jackson Munden
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Jackson Munden

Today we learned...A and 3... Today we learned A and 3.

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Jeff Pfeiffer
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Jeff Pfeiffer

So many great riffs in this one and it has a villainous Peter Graves in it. Who could ask for more?

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Donald Green
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Donald Green

Mainly Funny Hosting Bits!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

It's the best stand alone movie MST ever riffed IMO, it's hysterical from beginning to end and it's my all time #1 favorite episode!

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Daniel Emerson
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Daniel Emerson

I like both of these, but (just) plumped for Parts.

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Steven Otte
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Steven Otte

I didn't get to see season 8. I'd love to see this one!

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
MST3KaDay On Instagram

Oh I envy you! Season 8 is arguably their funniest/best season ever! Many of them are on the Gizmoplex.com for free (until 2023) & on YouTube for free including "Clonus".

Travis Reis
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Travis Reis

Let's go for the Michael Bay inspiration!

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Seth Williams-Welch
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Seth Williams-Welch

70's beige sci-fi is my happy place

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Nils Lorvick
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Nils Lorvick

Riffing is top-shelf in this one.

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

I'm Peter Graves, and the more Peters Graveses there are, the better. I'm Peter Graves.

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Andy Knudsen
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Andy Knudsen

Not show enough.

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

She really was on top of old Smokey!

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Jess Schroeder
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Jess Schroeder

...on Biography!

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Alex Flores
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Alex Flores

Forgot about the cookies! Sorry!

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Hercules

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
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Melanie Hinchey
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Melanie Hinchey

Let's face it, America does not live up to the hype.

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Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

The Herc is supreme!

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Solberg-Bell Household
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Solberg-Bell Household

Turkey makes you sleepy. Herc is naturally sleepy. It's a match made in Olympus!

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Andrew Bosch
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Andrew Bosch

It's a heavy-lifter.

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Kim VanHooser
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Kim VanHooser

Anything with Hercules rules!

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John Wallis
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John Wallis

I like buffalo

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Ross Abadie
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Ross Abadie

Just sing β€œZero to Hero” to annoy the community since there’s a Disney Animated film about him.

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

Hercules > Parts: The Clouns Horror

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Warrior of the Lost World WINNER

15

44%
The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who...

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Warrior of the Lost World

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
15 Comments
Kim VanHooser
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Kim VanHooser

Bad mothers, bad mothers....dweebs,dewwbs...

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It’s Just A Show
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It’s Just A Show

Megaweapon vs that time Mike and the bots got aggressively transphobic for an uncomfortably long time. How is this even a debate?

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Andy Knudsen
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Andy Knudsen

Goofy post-apocalyptic movie with the Paper Chase Guy will always win over a poorly lit slog through the underbelly of....something.

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Amy L. Sacks
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Amy L. Sacks

That Girl-- Forever!!

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William Lane
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William Lane

I have fruit to declare.

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Jeff Pfeiffer
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Jeff Pfeiffer

Because the other movie is insufferable even with the riffs.

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Jill r
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Jill r

Love this movie!! Gr8 riffs, and one of the best sketches of all time! Joel as the "Paper chase guy" having his mom, crow, take him to get his driver's permit test. One of crow's best lines is when Joel tells him to "duck down mom". And crow says "I will not, I'll wrinkle my pantsuit."πŸ˜† #Megaweapon

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Annette Gonzales
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Annette Gonzales

better riffs and no transphobia

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Nathan Fisk
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Nathan Fisk

Warrior of the Lost World is just one of the best eps around. So crazy, so much going on, and the riffs so on target. Sorry Zombie fans, but WotLW spanks TISCWSLABMUZ.

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Alex Flores
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Alex Flores

Wow wow wow! Why why why?

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Jeremy
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Jeremy

it's terribad

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Daniel Emerson
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Daniel Emerson

Because TISCWSLABM-UZ is a grim old slog, even with riffs.

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Kyle Stockton
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Kyle Stockton

This movie had me at 'robot motorcycle'. Plus, I don't want to have to look at Ortega while I eat (which is something I plan to do a lot, what with it being Turkey Day and all).

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Howard Kistler
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Howard Kistler

High Plains Loser is a better protagonist than Coney Island Castoff.

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The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who...

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
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Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

It was produced by a feelthy peeg.

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Tony GonzΓ‘lez
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Tony GonzΓ‘lez

Zombies! πŸ§ŸπŸ§Ÿβ€β™€οΈπŸ§Ÿβ€β™‚οΈ

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

Another easy decision! Incredibly Strange Creatures is a classic. Warriors is meh.

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

Warrior of the Lost World has been shown on Turkey Day in 2017 AND 2018. 2 years in a row. But "Incredibly Strange Creatures..." has never been shown on Turkey Day to my knowledge plus it's my 2nd favorite episode of all time!

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Heather M Perkins
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Heather M Perkins

Honestly because I've never seen this one all the way through, and the title is super long.

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Angela Kehrley
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Angela Kehrley

It's a classic MST3K episode testing the tensile strength of duct tape!

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Andrew Bosch
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Andrew Bosch

I saw someone with a Blu-Ray box of Ray Dennis Steckler's films from Severin Films. It's titled "The Incredibly Strange Films of Ray Dennis Steckler."

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Drew McMillan
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Drew McMillan

This episode is great and doesn’t get enough attention. I mean….Ortega!!!

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

Funny foreign guy is better than liver face guy.

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Travis Reis
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Travis Reis

Ortega! Also at some point the Manos Hands of Paint class will be doing a painting related to this

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

This movie is 100% nightmare fuel but riffs are really funny. And because of Ortega (The Torgo of the Mike era.)

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Steven Otte
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Steven Otte

I've never seen this episode and would like to!

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The Skydivers

10

59%
Catalina Caper WINNER

15

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The Skydivers

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
10 Comments
William Lane
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William Lane

Coffee? I LIKE COFFEE

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Jesse Lee Herndon
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Jesse Lee Herndon

WHO WILL TAKE ME TO THE BIG PLACE?!

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Isabella Catherine
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Isabella Catherine

Coffee is a major plot point.

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Travis Reis
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Travis Reis

Forced comedy makes for hard riffing

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Amber Scaggs
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Amber Scaggs

Because of coffee.

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Scott Armstrong
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Scott Armstrong

Another easy choice! I love The Skydivers! Catalina Caper, not so much.

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Philip Monihan
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Philip Monihan

It's Petey Plane!

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Amie Bartig
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Amie Bartig

Cuz I haven't seen it all the way through yet

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Heather M Perkins
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Heather M Perkins

I just CARE ABOUT THEM ALL SO MUCH!

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Matt T.
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Matt T.

Coffee Thanks, that's better than Sex!

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Catalina Caper

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
14 Comments
Alex Flores
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Alex Flores

Little Richard, the only genuine talent in this film!

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Kim VanHooser
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Kim VanHooser

Little Richard...the only talented person in this film!

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Andrew Hageman
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Andrew Hageman

Little Richard, what more do we need? Yet, there's so much more!

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Tony GonzΓ‘lez
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Tony GonzΓ‘lez

Capers drizzled with my favorite salad dressing? Mmmm.... πŸ˜‹

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Adam Craig
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Adam Craig

Catalina Caper is not crushingly depressing.

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Andy Knudsen
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Andy Knudsen

Bright, happy movie wins over a grungy, depressing movie every day of the week.

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Andrew Bosch
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Andrew Bosch

Diving and watching Tommy Kirk lumber his way through the scenes.

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

It may be dumb, but at least it isn't depressing

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
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MST3KaDay On Instagram

🎼🎡"Myyyyyy, Creepy Girl, won't you be my-ee-ine, I'll give you scrolls & fish & Tinker Toys & wi-ee-ine, I'll ditch these guys if you'll be my Creepy Girl. Be mine, before Movie Sign!" 🎢

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Fuzzy McDew
Fuzzy McDew

Waahaaaa wahooooo

Sean Thomas Corcoran
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Sean Thomas Corcoran

One of the episodes I used to rent and over and over with My big brother

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Erik David Even
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Erik David Even

One of my favorite episodes! CREEPY GIRL

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Fuzzy McDew
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Fuzzy McDew

Tommy Kirk is such a jerk!

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David Brian Dobbs
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David Brian Dobbs

I've seen this episode so many times and I never get tired of it. Some episodes are like chocolate, you never get sick of it.

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Amy L. Sacks
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Amy L. Sacks

I wanna' steal something wet!!

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