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11/11/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

61%
Pod People WINNER

26

39%
Final Justice

27

61%
Pod People

26 Comments
Mike Aronow
2
Mike Aronow

Because there's still at least one clown in the sky...

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 10:39:33 -0600

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John Matthew Mattie
2
John Matthew Mattie

If Trumpy doesn’t win this election, it’s rigged! John Carradine voted! Evidence is coming!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 09:44:38 -0600

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Alexander
1
Alexander

My favorite Episode

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 07:08:18 -0600

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

It stinks!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 18:55:59 -0600

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Christopher Warren Rasp
1
Christopher Warren Rasp

TRUMPYYY

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 13:22:20 -0600

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Arlene Harris
1
Arlene Harris

it stinks!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 09:54:48 -0600

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Stuff n Stuff
1
Stuff n Stuff

It's called evil kid.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 09:42:13 -0600

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🌊harasan
1
🌊harasan

I voted for this because IT STINKS.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 09:40:14 -0600

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

Stinks to the million!!!

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 21:08:08 -0600

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Hear the engines roll now Idiot control now...

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 19:27:00 -0600

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Chris Haynes
0
Chris Haynes

It stinks!

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 18:57:46 -0600

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ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ 3
0
ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ 3

Gimme that! I’ll show you how to use a prop phone!

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 07:46:19 -0600

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Jeremy Leveille
0
Jeremy Leveille

Pod People is great! Final Justice is overrated

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 06:48:59 -0600

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Stephen Bradford Doherty
0
Stephen Bradford Doherty

Trumpy would beat the crap out of E. T.!

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 00:00:56 -0600

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Marc Nottke
0
Marc Nottke

Trumpy?! You can do stupid things!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 20:02:39 -0600

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Sean Garner
0
Sean Garner

Pod people!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 18:43:17 -0600

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Mike Welker
0
Mike Welker

Its Just better.... wait... no IT STINKS! HUZZAH!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 13:11:19 -0600

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Aimee Wright
0
Aimee Wright

Final Justice = Most of the humor relies on 'fat jokes'. :-/ ....so yeah, "It stinks!"

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 12:52:58 -0600

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Raymond J. Whitehead
0
Raymond J. Whitehead

I grew up on MST3K (39 now), and I still say "little potatoes" in a Trumpy voice.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 12:08:05 -0600

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

Pod people got no reason to live

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 12:04:41 -0600

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

Don't make me explain myself to you.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 11:59:57 -0600

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j c
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j c

Pod People is just so deleriously weird that nothing can compete. It's so wild that the only way they could even try to mock it in the host segments was to just copy the movie itself word for word.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 11:59:24 -0600

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Bucky Swider
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Bucky Swider

IT STINKS!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 10:14:04 -0600

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Erin Hutchins
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Erin Hutchins

All the potatoes...

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 10:09:25 -0600

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

I want to be on Trumpy's good side.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 10:02:46 -0600

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Mat Biller
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Mat Biller

Speak middle English!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 10:01:08 -0600

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39%
Final Justice

27 Comments
Evan Gassman
3
Evan Gassman

Pod People has been featured on Turkey Day twice already -- voting for Final Justice for something "new" and different.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 10:06:02 -0600

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Corvid Cattus
1
Corvid Cattus

Please, dear god, no more Trumpy doing stupid things.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 23:16:30 -0600

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Marc Turnes
1
Marc Turnes

Go 'head on.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 12:52:36 -0600

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James Haile
1
James Haile

I thought to myself should I vote for Final Justice? and a voice said. "Go Ahead on"

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 10:13:57 -0600

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Bo Sheep
1
Bo Sheep

GOOSEIO MUST BE AVENGED

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 09:53:54 -0600

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

Mitchell? Eh, close enough!

Thu, 12 Nov 2020 13:50:15 -0600

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

A little variety now and then is always good

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 13:41:10 -0600

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Leslie Maryann Neal
0
Leslie Maryann Neal

I don't even like this movie. I'm just sick to death of Trumpy.

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 03:25:34 -0600

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Tiffany Fricke
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Tiffany Fricke

I'm going with the guy who suggested "new and different". I just couldn't get the vote-up button to work.

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 00:24:15 -0600

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

Can we take a moment to recognize Helena Dalli who plays Maria? She's a Miss World participant. She acted in this one movie next to Mr. Joey "Go Ahead On", And since '96 she's rep'd in the Maltese Parliament and as a cabinet member. Daaang! Yesterday I remembered to trim my toenails. Aww yeah.

Wed, 11 Nov 2020 00:06:17 -0600

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Matthew McGowan
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Matthew McGowan

Goosio, dammit! GOOSIO!!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 22:34:27 -0600

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Bruce Turbeville
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Bruce Turbeville

Go 'head on!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 17:59:41 -0600

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Craig Hill
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Craig Hill

Joe Don Baker jeopardizing international relations between Texas and Malta. You can't beat that.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 13:19:02 -0600

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Leeann Key
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Leeann Key

Joe Don Baker would sit on Trumpy and kill him.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 12:28:53 -0600

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Christy Yeaton Roberts
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Christy Yeaton Roberts

Even though Pod People was the very first episode I ever saw of MST3K way back in college in the 90s, it's been on Turkey Day before. Final Justice and MALTA deserve to shine.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 12:25:08 -0600

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Howard Sauertieg
0
Howard Sauertieg

Malta!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 12:01:22 -0600

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Rich Bergin
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Rich Bergin

Let's change it up this year and show something different.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 12:01:20 -0600

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Josh Ryals
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Josh Ryals

I haven't seen Pod People yet but the support it's gotten has got me curious about it. I voted for this one though because I watch Joe Don Baker movies and I think this one is as good as Mitchell.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 11:26:32 -0600

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Matthew Deall
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Matthew Deall

I had to choose between "It stinks" and "Go ahead on." Joe Don I choose you over Trumpy!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 11:13:25 -0600

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Phyllis Lanza
0
Phyllis Lanza

I'll take Joe Don and the Mafia for $500, Alex

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 11:12:26 -0600

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Jamie Rogers
0
Jamie Rogers

VOTE FOR THIS MOVIE, YOU SON OF A *****!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 10:42:49 -0600

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Katey Carney
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Katey Carney

I love Final Justice , makes me wonder if they have beer on the sun lol

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 10:13:49 -0600

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Jeff Oskins
0
Jeff Oskins

Meatballs fried in la-aaaaaard!!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 10:07:14 -0600

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Noel Fiser
0
Noel Fiser

MItchell!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 09:48:51 -0600

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

I need that Joe Don repulsiveness to keep from overeating, you guys

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 09:43:11 -0600

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Kieran Cowan
0
Kieran Cowan

I think Pod People just gets played a little too much, I know it too well, whereas there are lots of parts of Final Justice I feel like I could watch again right now. Turkey Day needs deeper cuts too.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 09:42:29 -0600

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Rhysdux
0
Rhysdux

I think this is one of the best experiments.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 09:40:34 -0600

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Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

The Big Head

10

Johnny Longtorso

11

The Big Head

10 Comments
Jim Hanson
3
Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:20:42 -0600

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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM
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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:37:24 -0600

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Arlene Harris
1
Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:21:56 -0600

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James Scoggin
1
James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:14:42 -0600

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black and white spies
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black and white spies

Pixar

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 22:43:11 -0500

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Ben
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Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:16:58 -0600

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:30:35 -0600

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Derek Smith
0
Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:22:25 -0600

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:56:46 -0600

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Michael Kilgore
0
Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:31:42 -0600

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Johnny Longtorso

11 Comments
Russell Boyer
1
Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:42:58 -0600

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Kirsty The Hermit
1
Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:12:45 -0600

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Casey Killingsworth
1
Casey Killingsworth

more practical

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:09:35 -0600

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 21:45:41 -0600

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Jonathon Hoff
0
Jonathon Hoff

Storage issue

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 09:28:15 -0600

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Jennifred Hollybright
0
Jennifred Hollybright

I collect action figures

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0600

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 07:28:28 -0600

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Bussho Lahn
0
Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 22:43:53 -0600

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Nate Butler
0
Nate Butler

He's long!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:12:13 -0600

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

ACCESSORIES!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:25:50 -0600

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Claire Jumper
0
Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:10:11 -0600

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Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Mitchell

10

Rowsdower

32

Mitchell

10 Comments
Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:49:03 -0600

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Jeff Rohr
0
Jeff Rohr

I'm pretty sure this is Jack Black.

Wed, 02 Jun 2021 10:21:20 -0500

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Matthew Finch
0
Matthew Finch

Two words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 20:50:25 -0600

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Vega$ Chicken
0
Vega$ Chicken

From a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:43:22 -0600

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Doc Gregory
0
Doc Gregory

It's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:10:23 -0600

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Gordon Rhys
0
Gordon Rhys

He'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 07:00:56 -0600

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Dee Schendel
0
Dee Schendel

I think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:54:52 -0600

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Wes Pledger
0
Wes Pledger

Mitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:36:53 -0600

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Brian John Davidson
0
Brian John Davidson

It would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:14 -0600

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
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Alexandrea Cyril Niell

My, my, my, my house guest.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:10:56 -0600

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Rowsdower

32 Comments
Vern Pike
3
Vern Pike

Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:20:42 -0600

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Ben
2
Ben

Denim, mullet, beer and a sidekick . Yeah this guy was built to save us all and the world!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:50:11 -0600

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Graham Connor
Graham Connor

Amen!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:14:53 -0600

Marion Nanette Holmes
2
Marion Nanette Holmes

They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:14:17 -0600

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Opia R. Castle
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Opia R. Castle

Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:11:23 -0600

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Andrew Brandt
1
Andrew Brandt

Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:51:31 -0600

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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist
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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist

Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:41:25 -0600

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:06 -0600

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M Doyle
1
M Doyle

I want to find out if there’s beer on the sun. Rowsdower will get me there.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:09:33 -0600

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Noble Lashley
1
Noble Lashley

I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:02:52 -0600

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

He'll get us that beer on the sun.

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:52:55 -0600

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sean grady
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sean grady

We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 07:53:22 -0600

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Kate Halleron
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Kate Halleron

At least he TRIES.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:47:52 -0600

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Josh Brown
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Josh Brown

Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 07:48:04 -0600

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NealyPlum Gamer
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NealyPlum Gamer

I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 17:21:21 -0600

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Graham Connor
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Graham Connor

Excuse me...I’m Canadian!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:13:05 -0600

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Brock Barber
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Brock Barber

Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 15:18:21 -0600

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Trevor Moses
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Trevor Moses

I have enough beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 14:04:44 -0600

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Aaron Noble
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Aaron Noble

Maaan, I basically AM Rowsdower.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 10:29:43 -0600

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Rick Halm
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Rick Halm

Rowsdower will only drink my beer and pass out. Mitchell will shoot me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 21:51:10 -0600

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David Schmidt
0
David Schmidt

Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:56:30 -0600

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Newt Calkins
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Newt Calkins

Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:30:01 -0600

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Warren English
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Warren English

The mullet.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:25:37 -0600

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
0
M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:23:20 -0600

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:23:26 -0600

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Kerrin Dworkowski
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Kerrin Dworkowski

We could talk about beer on the sun!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:12:22 -0600

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John Arminio
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John Arminio

I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:16:47 -0600

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Jeremy Nilson
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Jeremy Nilson

Food!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:17:26 -0600

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Zachariah Mason
0
Zachariah Mason

Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:13:26 -0600

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CaptEoNinja83
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CaptEoNinja83

My family and I LOVE this man!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:38:15 -0600

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Andrew Thomas
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Andrew Thomas

He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:19:51 -0600

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MST3K
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MST3K

Cult stories > cop stories

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:46:08 -0600

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