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Warrior of the Lost World WINNER

22

46%
Track of the Moon Beast

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Warrior of the Lost World

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
22 Comments
Todd Shubert
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Todd Shubert

I love this movie so much, I named my cat Megaweapon

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
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M'Hael Adam McMorgann

I HAVE FRUIT TO DECLARE!

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David Tepfer
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David Tepfer

Tom and Crow slot cars!!!!!!!

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Jill r
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Jill r

Love this movie. So many Gr8 riffs! Also has 1 of my fav sketches of all time. Joel as the "Paper chase guy" having his mom, crow, take him to get his driver's permit test. 1 of crow's best lines is when Joel tells him to "duck down mom". And crow says "I will not, I'll wrinkle my pantsuit."😆

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Jason Bentley
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Jason Bentley

That guy…. what’s his name … the guy from The Paper Chase.

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Stuart B. Slaymaker
1
Stuart B. Slaymaker

Bob Ginty! Jimmy Carter!

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Nathan Fisk
1
Nathan Fisk

Better in every way. No questions.

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Cullen Hartley
1
Cullen Hartley

Megaweapon is cooler than all you guys!

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okuwinn
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okuwinn

MEGAWEAPON !

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Annette Gonzales
1
Annette Gonzales

ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE???

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
1
MST3KaDay On Instagram

"ANY FRUIT TO DECLARE?!?", MEGAWEAPON & The Paper Chase guy!

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It’s Just A Show
1
It’s Just A Show

You guessed it, Donald Pleasence

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Amber Scaggs
1
Amber Scaggs

Megaweapon!!!!!!

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Randy Cox
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Randy Cox

This is just a fun episode. When the movies themselves are hitting above their weight class, it usually makes for some very funny episodes

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

Warrior of the Lost World is much better than the Finder of Lost Loves.

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Amy L. Sacks
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Amy L. Sacks

Paper Chase Guy 4EVA !!

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Jeremy York
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Jeremy York

I do have some fruit to declare.

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46%
Track of the Moon Beast

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
6 Comments
Brian Jay
1
Brian Jay

Johnny Longbone!

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DataAngel
1
DataAngel

Maybe this time I'll write down that stew recipe.

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Scott Armstrong
0
Scott Armstrong

This one was easy. Track of the Moon Beast is easily one of my favorite episodes!

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Travis Reis
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Travis Reis

Not seen as much

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Jay Phelps
0
Jay Phelps

"The monster's red glare..."

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Jesse Lee Herndon
0
Jesse Lee Herndon

Because of the drugs, booze, womanizing, gambling, tax fraud...

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The Hellcats

15

55%
The Skydivers WINNER

22

45%
The Hellcats

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
15 Comments
Bruce Turbeville
1
Bruce Turbeville

These squares are really starting to bug me, man!

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Maria Kristina Smith
0
Maria Kristina Smith

I'm in it for the kicks.

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Greg Barnes
0
Greg Barnes

I like this episode a bit more than The Skydivers

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

The redhead in leather.

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Dave Inthe Cave
0
Dave Inthe Cave

oh so damn funny. HI KEEBA!

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Robert J. Sawtell
0
Robert J. Sawtell

Both are good, picked the one I've watched the least.

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Scribbler Johnny
0
Scribbler Johnny

I just don't want any Coleman Francis this year. Not for 2022... :(

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Jill r
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Jill r

I like a lot of the riffs. Especially, when crow is talking about one of the songs, and he says "mass confusion, they're talking about the plot, Joel." And the when a blonde woman in a red dress starts dancing, and crows asks "what's going on?" And Servo answers "I don't know, I'm lost."

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Cullen Rainey
0
Cullen Rainey

great host segments

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

The Skydivers is just too tedious--plus, this movie has Ross Hagen and scooter trash!

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Howard Kistler
0
Howard Kistler

Peppy theme music!

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Jeff Gilligan
0
Jeff Gilligan

ANYTHING but Skydivers!

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55%
The Skydivers

Which episode would you rather see on Turkey Day?
22 Comments
Phyllis Lanza
2
Phyllis Lanza

This was so difficult, but it was the pre-jump party that decided me. I mean ... the band, the giantess, the Scotsman, the fat-bottomed girl that makes this rockin' world go 'round .....

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MST3KaDay On Instagram
2
MST3KaDay On Instagram

It has a great short to begin the episode (Why Study Industrial Arts) and it's an all-around great episode even though the movie barely qualifies as a film.

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McChungusAmungus!
1
McChungusAmungus!

coffee. also i'm evil, and will jump at the chance to inflict a Coleman Francis movie on new people.

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Matt Maerten
1
Matt Maerten

Three words: "I like coffee."

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Mike Battle
1
Mike Battle

I like coffee!

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Nathan Fisk
0
Nathan Fisk

Less depressing and goofier than Hellcats. People you should NOT vote for lousy eps just because they haven't been on a Turkey Day before! TD is for the best of the best ... not a chance to settle for mediocrity!

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Amber Scaggs
0
Amber Scaggs

Coffee of course

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Bart Lammey
0
Bart Lammey

It’s just as boring but less awful for the cast and crew of the original movie, maybe?

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Trevor Cooley
0
Trevor Cooley

Tom and crow refueling is hand down one of the funniest segments ever.

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Joseph Klemm
0
Joseph Klemm

Two words: Petey Plane.

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Mick Murtha
0
Mick Murtha

Because I like coffee.

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Randy Cox
0
Randy Cox

The Skydivers is the most “watchable” of the Coleman Francis trilogy, whereas The Hellcats is the least watchable of the motorcycle films from season 2

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Jeremy York
0
Jeremy York

I enjoy watching people drink coffee.

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David Iacovino Sr.
0
David Iacovino Sr.

I've always found the Hellcats a tough episode to laugh along with

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Michael
0
Michael

Better episode

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
0
M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Because I like coffee! ;)

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Melanie Hinchey
0
Melanie Hinchey

Airplanes are sexy.

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Brian Jay
0
Brian Jay

Coleman Francis is like a cranberry, and his movies are candied yams.

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Adam Bokmiller
0
Adam Bokmiller

Crow's repeated gags about Uranus.

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