Asked by MST3K

11/10/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

54%

I Accuse My Parents WINNER

46%

Hobgoblins

54%

I Accuse My Parents

Experiment 507

Experiment 507 Show Less

37 Comments

Russell Boyer

I will never not vote for hamburger sandwiches and french fried potatoes.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 14:23:36 -0600

Kenneth E. Morgan

Far more tolerable movie.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 18:57:58 -0600

Mira Gutoff

Ooh, this is hard, but I have to give the edge to Jimmy's journey of stupidity.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 15:42:07 -0600

Howard Sauertieg

No contest!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 14:26:19 -0600

Isaiah Bradford III

I love this one. Jimmy's such a dope!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 14:21:52 -0600

Phyllis Lanza

Drunken Mom, neglectful Dad, singing mobbed-uo girlfriend! are you happy in YOUR work? Hmm? Are you??? I wasn't, and now I know I can ACCUSE MY PARENTS!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 13:37:36 -0600

Leslie Maryann Neal

For me, it's not even a contest. (I mean, unless it's an essay contest.) I Accuse My Parents has so many great moments, while I find Hobgoblins difficult to watch; the film is so cringy.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 13:31:45 -0600

Bob Frantz

because this is one of the best MST3K episodes

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 16:47:50 -0600

Mike Welker

black and white 50s nonsense .... always my fav riffing fodder!!

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 13:12:07 -0600

Stephen Veldhoff

I'm just in this for the truck farming.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 12:11:40 -0600

Dawn B

Hard decision

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 07:55:14 -0600

Matthew Finch

I hated to not vote for Hobgoblins, but Jimmy's essay was so moving. How could one NOT give him the recognition he deserves? 👍

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 04:00:59 -0600

Stephen Bradford Doherty

I'm hoping to get some spending money from the parents.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 21:07:23 -0600

A.J. Ax

Love them both, but IAMP is just a better-crafted movie and that always makes for easier watching in my opinion.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 20:49:31 -0600

Brian Walch

"You WHAT!? You baked a PERSON in it!? An hour at 350°!?"

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 19:15:15 -0600

Kristy Alberty

Quack-quack.... quack. Quack, quack........

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 18:29:56 -0600

Tiffany Fricke

I accuse my parents! Oh, but no. I DON'T. They are just paranoid and lay awake most nights thinking that I do.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 17:35:44 -0600

Steven Aloyisus Campbell

Clearly because I accuse my parents too!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 16:38:38 -0600

Paul Smith

Jimmy's dad paid me $20 to vote this way. And Jimmy's mom invited me out to the beach house. Va voom! So, if that other movie loses, I blame them. It's their fault. Ja'cuse. 🤨

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 16:09:54 -0600

Jarret Cooper

I'm afraid love came between us.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 14:34:45 -0600

Alexander Russell

"You ever been stung by a dead bee?"

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 14:19:42 -0600

Marty Ketola

Wow, it's literally what I like about MST3K vs what I don't like about MST3K! I'm Team Essay Contest!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 14:01:05 -0600

Sitting Duck

Because I got beat up for winning an essay contest.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 13:51:27 -0600

Meghan Taft

This is a tough one, but I laugh out loud more watching this one. And I have a cake fetish so the male stripper covered in cake is a solid win for me

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 13:48:18 -0600

Todd Divel

im happy in my job

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 13:27:06 -0600

Joshua Christenson

Hamberder sandwich with a side of freedom fried potatoes.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 13:23:45 -0600

Johnny Stocker

Here's 5 dollars. Go out and celebrate.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 13:14:02 -0600

Joshua Christenson

😭what about MY five dollars?

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 13:24:25 -0600

Diana Psotka

Gangsters hanging out in cowboy night clubs. Nuff said.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:58:42 -0600

Jason J. Nebergall 🖖🏻♌️☯️

ESSAY CONTEST!!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:57:59 -0600

H. Jameel Al Khafiz

Quack quack!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:49:11 -0600

Mike Aronow

Too difficult - I love Hobgoblins! But, ultimately, I'm just too "Happy in my Work" to ever vote against Jimmy.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:43:59 -0600

Kerrin Dworkowski

Drunk folks!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:42:49 -0600

Myrrh Kingwell

How topical can we get? Just kidding, but it's a great episode and my favorite of the four quarterfinal movies.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:41:41 -0600

Casey Killingsworth

somehow this one holds up better

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:40:36 -0600

Craig Hill

One of the best MST episodes of all time.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:36:02 -0600

Kevin Smith

Vote for Jimmy; it’s his Birthday!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:32:10 -0600

46%

Hobgoblins

Experiment 907

Experiment 907 Show Less

22 Comments

Jackson Munden

What do you do with those Hobgoblins?

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 13:02:29 -0600

John Matthew Mattie

Look, the baby boomers whine about everything. We need a victory for gen Xers being chased by murderous puppets.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 09:46:05 -0600

Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Pig liquor, fish picker? Ahh, Club Scum and skid mark win out. Totally 80's! Totally.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 06:16:22 -0600

Brian Johnston

The post-film interview with the director is a hard-hitting expose in the life and times of a visionary filmmaker. Rarely do we see such quality entertainment journalism.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 19:44:18 -0600

Jeffrey Malone

Are you kidding me?! Then let's go!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:55:05 -0600

TransmorpherDDS

In my opinion, the best MST3K videos are the ones where the movie is fun and stupid in its own right. I accuse My Parents has some great riffs, but the actual movie gets pretty boring at times.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:51:01 -0600

Chris CK Felix

This one is the hardest decision of the polling YET!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:39:20 -0600

Sean Garner

Dance scene baby.

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 18:43:46 -0600

Roope

As a regular of Club Scum, I gotta rep

Tue, 10 Nov 2020 02:35:52 -0600

Jay Skillman

I need some Pig Liquor!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 19:26:54 -0600

Chris Haynes

From my era. I think my daughter will like it

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 19:23:28 -0600

Amanda Devon

There is no other movie when the garden hose out-acts the actors.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 16:39:48 -0600

Stacy Mclinn

because I remember the '80's.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 15:48:53 -0600

Kevin

I accuse hobgoblins of course

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 13:55:09 -0600

Troy Thomas

I Accuse My Parents cannot win. To the best of my ability, I won't let it.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 13:54:35 -0600

Jeff Oskins

Fish picker!!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 13:02:17 -0600

Christy Yeaton Roberts

Hobgoblins is my favorite MST3K ever!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 13:01:43 -0600

Leeann Key

Daran Norris!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:56:06 -0600

artrockz

Fish Picker!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:49:25 -0600

Klugman

Pig Sticker!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:48:34 -0600

ꀭꍏꉓꂦꌃ ꃅꍏꋪꋪꀤꌗ

These are the stairs! Stairs are your hips worst enemies!

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:37:55 -0600

Keeva Segal

It is just a funnier episode.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 12:35:52 -0600

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

Asked by MST3K

337 Votes

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

37%

The Big Head The Big Head

63%

Johnny Longtorso Johnny Longtorso

37%

The Big Head

It's just really big.

It's just really big. Show Less

9 Comments

Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:20:42 -0600

TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:37:24 -0600

Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:21:56 -0600

James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:14:42 -0600

Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:16:58 -0600

Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:30:35 -0600

Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:22:25 -0600

Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:56:46 -0600

Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:31:42 -0600

63%

Johnny Longtorso

Let's assume he comes with the leg and arm upgrades.

Let's assume he comes with the leg and arm upgrades. Show Less

11 Comments

Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:42:58 -0600

Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:12:45 -0600

Casey Killingsworth

more practical

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:09:35 -0600

Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 21:45:41 -0600

Jonathon Hoff

Storage issue

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 09:28:15 -0600

Jennifred Hollybright

I collect action figures

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0600

wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 07:28:28 -0600

Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 22:43:53 -0600

Nate Butler

He's long!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:12:13 -0600

Diana Psotka

ACCESSORIES!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:25:50 -0600

Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:10:11 -0600

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Asked by MST3K

671 Votes

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

25%

Mitchell Mitchell

75%

Rowsdower Rowsdower

25%

Mitchell

He will probably drink all your beer,

He will probably drink all your beer, Show Less

9 Comments

Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:49:03 -0600

Matthew Finch

Two words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 20:50:25 -0600

Vega$ Chicken

From a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:43:22 -0600

Doc Gregory

It's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:10:23 -0600

Gordon Rhys

He'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 07:00:56 -0600

Dee Schendel

I think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:54:52 -0600

Wes Pledger

Mitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:36:53 -0600

Brian John Davidson

It would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:14 -0600

Alexandrea Cyril Niell

My, my, my, my house guest.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:10:56 -0600

75%

Rowsdower

He will also probably drink all your beer.

He will also probably drink all your beer. Show Less

32 Comments

Vern Pike

Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:20:42 -0600

Ben

Denim, mullet, beer and a sidekick . Yeah this guy was built to save us all and the world!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:50:11 -0600

Graham Connor

Amen!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:14:53 -0600

Marion Nanette Holmes

They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:14:17 -0600

Opia R. Castle

Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:11:23 -0600

Andrew Brandt

Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:51:31 -0600

4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist

Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:41:25 -0600

Justin Wingate

Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:06 -0600

M Doyle

I want to find out if there’s beer on the sun. Rowsdower will get me there.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:09:33 -0600

Noble Lashley

I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:02:52 -0600

Mira Gutoff

He'll get us that beer on the sun.

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:52:55 -0600

sean grady

We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 07:53:22 -0600

Kate Halleron

At least he TRIES.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:47:52 -0600

Josh Brown

Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 07:48:04 -0600

NealyPlum Gamer

I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 17:21:21 -0600

Graham Connor

Excuse me...I’m Canadian!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:13:05 -0600

Brock Barber

Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 15:18:21 -0600

Trevor Moses

I have enough beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 14:04:44 -0600

Aaron Noble

Maaan, I basically AM Rowsdower.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 10:29:43 -0600

Rick Halm

Rowsdower will only drink my beer and pass out. Mitchell will shoot me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 21:51:10 -0600

David Schmidt

Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:56:30 -0600

Newt Calkins

Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:30:01 -0600

Warren English

The mullet.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:25:37 -0600

M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:23:20 -0600

Troy Wood

Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:23:26 -0600

Kerrin Dworkowski

We could talk about beer on the sun!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:12:22 -0600

John Arminio

I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:16:47 -0600

Jeremy Nilson

Food!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:17:26 -0600

Zachariah Mason

Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:13:26 -0600

CaptEoNinja83

My family and I LOVE this man!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:38:15 -0600

Andrew Thomas

He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:19:51 -0600

MST3K

Cult stories > cop stories

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:46:08 -0600

Who to Follow

Which is your favored experiment?

54% I Accuse My Parents WINNER

46% Hobgoblins

54% I Accuse My Parents

46% Hobgoblins

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

37% The Big Head The Big Head

63% Johnny Longtorso Johnny Longtorso

37% The Big Head

63% Johnny Longtorso

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

25% Mitchell Mitchell

75% Rowsdower Rowsdower

25% Mitchell

75% Rowsdower

54%

I Accuse My Parents WINNER

46%

Hobgoblins

54%

I Accuse My Parents

46%

Hobgoblins

37%

The Big Head The Big Head

63%

Johnny Longtorso Johnny Longtorso

37%

The Big Head

63%

Johnny Longtorso

25%

Mitchell Mitchell

75%

Rowsdower Rowsdower

25%

Mitchell

75%

Rowsdower