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11/6/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

43%
Eegah

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57%
I Accuse My Parents WINNER

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43%
Eegah

23 Comments
j c
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j c

Jaws is in it, man! What more could you ask for?

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 13:31:06 -0600

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Jackson Munden
2
Jackson Munden

Watch Out For Snakes!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:14:39 -0600

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Dylan Dotson
1
Dylan Dotson

Watch out for snakes

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 05:59:10 -0600

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Marc Nottke
1
Marc Nottke

Honk if you love Eegah!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 13:41:08 -0600

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Eve LeCrosse
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Eve LeCrosse

Because I find Tom's singing less objectionable than Kitty's, somehow...

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 16:08:10 -0600

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S Moyer
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S Moyer

Pork-orinas!!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 14:33:34 -0600

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Denise Litostansky-Crawford
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Denise Litostansky-Crawford

This ones a toughy, Arch Hall Jrs rubbery face singing Roxy wins slightly over if ur happy in ur work. Cause I'm unemployed right now.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 03:04:10 -0600

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Greg Gancho
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Greg Gancho

Arch Hall, Jr is actually less cringe-worthy than Jimmy being an utter doofus. Plus Richard Kiel in a fake beard is super-entertaining.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 22:20:33 -0600

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Casey McGrath
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Casey McGrath

My tires are filled with water.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 20:36:21 -0600

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Eeegah!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 19:53:13 -0600

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Ricardo Silkworth
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Ricardo Silkworth

Richard Kiel for the win!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 18:09:04 -0600

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Michael Schiavo
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Michael Schiavo

Watch out, etc.!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 16:23:36 -0600

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

Got to go with Eegah. It was the toughest decision yet.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 15:13:41 -0600

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Troy Thomas
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Troy Thomas

We cannot let I Accuse My Parents win.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 15:13:17 -0600

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Chuck Campbell
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Chuck Campbell

Richard Kiel beats up Arch Hall, Jr.--what more do you need?

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 13:06:38 -0600

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Claudia CG Galpal
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Claudia CG Galpal

My tires are filled with water!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 12:01:35 -0600

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Rebekah Dahling
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Rebekah Dahling

I sure hope it doesn't get hot! Oh and watch out for snakes.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:58:17 -0600

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Marian Luther
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Marian Luther

Watch out for snakes! (And my oldest daughter used to date a guy from another era.)

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:47:25 -0600

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Jessica Coyle
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Jessica Coyle

OMG, this was a tough one as they are two of my fave episodes!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:33:53 -0600

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John Matthew Mattie
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John Matthew Mattie

A vote for civility.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:33:04 -0600

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Kendi Sue Lawton
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Kendi Sue Lawton

Cave full of ancestors!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:24:29 -0600

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Kevin Smith
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Kevin Smith

Oh, gosh; today’s choice is seriously tough. Shtemlo! ✊

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:15:26 -0600

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Josh Colletta
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Josh Colletta

An essay contest? Really?

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:10:41 -0600

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I Accuse My Parents

33 Comments
Chad Bailey
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Chad Bailey

Gotta hear Jimmy's essay and see his lush of a mom!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 12:48:20 -0600

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Alexander Russell
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Alexander Russell

He's eavesdropping on his eavesdropping!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 12:16:47 -0600

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Peter Tarkulich
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Peter Tarkulich

I like Jello.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:44:32 -0600

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Leslie Maryann Neal
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Leslie Maryann Neal

Come on, it's perfect for a family holiday!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 21:30:33 -0600

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Steven Tomaszewski
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Steven Tomaszewski

Here's five dollars :)

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 18:18:16 -0600

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

All for the skit where they diagram Jimmy's problems and conclude that he's kinda stupid.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 15:55:39 -0600

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Tiffany Fricke
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Tiffany Fricke

I, uh... I forgot what I was gonna type. I accuse my six year old. "Can you find my color book? Does Pegasus exist? Is Eegah an animal cuz of the blood?" Now she's busting out the ukulele, aaaaaah!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 14:07:20 -0600

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Ben
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Ben

Everyone knows it’s always the parents fault!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 13:49:43 -0600

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Jarret Cooper
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Jarret Cooper

It's my birthday

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 12:56:23 -0600

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Because I don't want to have to watch out for snakes.

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 06:22:30 -0600

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Jon Attema
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Jon Attema

A fantastic short, catchy songs, neglectful parents. This experiment has everything!

Thu, 05 Nov 2020 00:13:59 -0600

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All Hallow’s Me🌍☄️
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All Hallow’s Me🌍☄️

Just one of the funniest episodes ever

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 22:37:42 -0600

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Brian Walch
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Brian Walch

Goes without saying, but this was a tough one!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 21:15:41 -0600

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Not Billehecka
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Not Billehecka

tired of eegah, plus i once won an essay contest

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 20:11:48 -0600

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Matthew Blissenbach
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Matthew Blissenbach

Why squander Turkey Day with your own dysfunctional family when you can spend it with noted essay winner and hamburger enthusiast Jimmy?

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 19:32:57 -0600

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Beardo Beatnick
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Beardo Beatnick

I drink cuz daddy drinks

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 19:20:46 -0600

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Jess Burke
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Jess Burke

quack quack quack

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 19:06:20 -0600

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Paul Smith
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Paul Smith

I like the bar that looks like the inside of the Country Bear Jamboree, but sounds like the Swing Club at the Ritz-Carlton. If only The Blues Brothers were singing Rawhide, that would be perfect.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 15:26:22 -0600

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Adam Boyd
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Adam Boyd

Because I accuse my parents from time to time myself.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 15:16:11 -0600

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

Do you love your work? 🎶🎶🎶

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 13:22:04 -0600

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Ann Linderman
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Ann Linderman

This choice was painful! What a matchup. Finally went with the film that's had slightly less airtime.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 12:49:56 -0600

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Aimee Wright
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Aimee Wright

Hate to admit that I have seen Eegah too many times. :)

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 12:18:30 -0600

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Arletta Shenfeld
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Arletta Shenfeld

I've seen Eegah so many more times, both riffed and not. This is worth another watch.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 12:06:32 -0600

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Myrrh Kingwell
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Myrrh Kingwell

Are you happy in your work

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:53:53 -0600

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Todd Divel
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Todd Divel

ive seen eeeegah enough thank you

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:33:09 -0600

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

Liar! Liar! Liar!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:32:27 -0600

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Jeremy Leveille
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Jeremy Leveille

Funnier, more memorable episode for sure

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:29:55 -0600

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Caitlin Town
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Caitlin Town

Twist off caps!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:28:37 -0600

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Ben Schmidt
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Ben Schmidt

This is the one with Bela Lugosi, right?

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:23:44 -0600

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Kerrin Dworkowski
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Kerrin Dworkowski

Drunk folks!

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:23:29 -0600

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Jay Son
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Jay Son

Because I'm happy in my work.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:21:33 -0600

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Howard Sauertieg
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Howard Sauertieg

I didn't know this essay was due today, sorry. Hit me up next time around.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:17:01 -0600

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

I am happy in my work.

Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:12:07 -0600

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Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

The Big Head

9

Johnny Longtorso

11

The Big Head

9 Comments
Jim Hanson
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Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:20:42 -0600

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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM
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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:37:24 -0600

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Arlene Harris
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Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:21:56 -0600

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James Scoggin
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James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:14:42 -0600

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Ben
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Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:16:58 -0600

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:30:35 -0600

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Derek Smith
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Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:22:25 -0600

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Sitting Duck
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Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:56:46 -0600

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Michael Kilgore
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Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:31:42 -0600

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Johnny Longtorso

11 Comments
Russell Boyer
1
Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:42:58 -0600

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Kirsty The Hermit
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Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:12:45 -0600

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Casey Killingsworth
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Casey Killingsworth

more practical

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:09:35 -0600

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Leeann Key
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Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 21:45:41 -0600

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Jonathon Hoff
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Jonathon Hoff

Storage issue

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 09:28:15 -0600

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Jennifred Hollybright
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Jennifred Hollybright

I collect action figures

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0600

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 07:28:28 -0600

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Bussho Lahn
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Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 22:43:53 -0600

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Nate Butler
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Nate Butler

He's long!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:12:13 -0600

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

ACCESSORIES!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:25:50 -0600

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Claire Jumper
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Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:10:11 -0600

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Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Mitchell

9

Rowsdower

32

Mitchell

9 Comments
Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:49:03 -0600

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

Two words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 20:50:25 -0600

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Vega$ Chicken
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Vega$ Chicken

From a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:43:22 -0600

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Doc Gregory
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Doc Gregory

It's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:10:23 -0600

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Gordon Rhys
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Gordon Rhys

He'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 07:00:56 -0600

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Dee Schendel
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Dee Schendel

I think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:54:52 -0600

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Wes Pledger
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Wes Pledger

Mitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:36:53 -0600

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Brian John Davidson
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Brian John Davidson

It would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:14 -0600

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
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Alexandrea Cyril Niell

My, my, my, my house guest.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:10:56 -0600

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Rowsdower

32 Comments
Vern Pike
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Vern Pike

Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:20:42 -0600

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Ben
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Ben

Denim, mullet, beer and a sidekick . Yeah this guy was built to save us all and the world!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:50:11 -0600

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Graham Connor
Graham Connor

Amen!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:14:53 -0600

Marion Nanette Holmes
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Marion Nanette Holmes

They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:14:17 -0600

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Opia R. Castle
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Opia R. Castle

Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:11:23 -0600

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Andrew Brandt
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Andrew Brandt

Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:51:31 -0600

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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist
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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist

Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:41:25 -0600

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:06 -0600

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M Doyle
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M Doyle

I want to find out if there’s beer on the sun. Rowsdower will get me there.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:09:33 -0600

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Noble Lashley
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Noble Lashley

I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:02:52 -0600

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

He'll get us that beer on the sun.

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:52:55 -0600

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sean grady
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sean grady

We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 07:53:22 -0600

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Kate Halleron
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Kate Halleron

At least he TRIES.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:47:52 -0600

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Josh Brown
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Josh Brown

Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 07:48:04 -0600

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NealyPlum Gamer
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NealyPlum Gamer

I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 17:21:21 -0600

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Graham Connor
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Graham Connor

Excuse me...I’m Canadian!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:13:05 -0600

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Brock Barber
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Brock Barber

Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 15:18:21 -0600

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Trevor Moses
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Trevor Moses

I have enough beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 14:04:44 -0600

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Aaron Noble
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Aaron Noble

Maaan, I basically AM Rowsdower.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 10:29:43 -0600

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Rick Halm
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Rick Halm

Rowsdower will only drink my beer and pass out. Mitchell will shoot me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 21:51:10 -0600

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David Schmidt
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David Schmidt

Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:56:30 -0600

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Newt Calkins
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Newt Calkins

Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:30:01 -0600

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Warren English
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Warren English

The mullet.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:25:37 -0600

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
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M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:23:20 -0600

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:23:26 -0600

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Kerrin Dworkowski
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Kerrin Dworkowski

We could talk about beer on the sun!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:12:22 -0600

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John Arminio
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John Arminio

I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:16:47 -0600

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Jeremy Nilson
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Jeremy Nilson

Food!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:17:26 -0600

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Zachariah Mason
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Zachariah Mason

Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:13:26 -0600

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CaptEoNinja83
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CaptEoNinja83

My family and I LOVE this man!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:38:15 -0600

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Andrew Thomas
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Andrew Thomas

He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:19:51 -0600

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MST3K
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MST3K

Cult stories > cop stories

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:46:08 -0600

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