Asked by MST3K

11/1/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

67%

Pod People WINNER

33%

The Girl in Lovers Lane

67%

Pod People

Experiment 303

Experiment 303 Show Less

38 Comments

Mike Stephens

This is the episode I "started" with. I watched MST3K as a kid, forgot about it, and got reminded of it with some tapes from a thrift store. This was the first one my sister and I watched.

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 06:39:09 -0600

Benjamin Hom

It's not about Pods. It's not about People. It's all about Pain.

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 19:10:56 -0500

Terrible D

Hideous control.

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 13:30:09 -0500

Cesar Smith

I'm a pod person and I'm speaking my truth.

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 11:14:17 -0500

Mar K Muller

podolododingdong

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 10:32:12 -0500

Sam W. Anderson

Trumpy, nooo!

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 10:15:35 -0500

Stephen Bradford Doherty

It stiaaaahhh, you know.

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 09:56:01 -0500

John Matthew Mattie

Bees on pie!

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 09:36:48 -0500

Kristopher Michael Murphy Clausing

Classic movie best riffs

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 07:52:45 -0500

Justin Wingate

It still stinks!

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 05:20:30 -0500

wthvideoproduction

All-time Great

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 02:13:15 -0500

Todd Aaron Dennis

It was my first MST3K episode.

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 01:52:12 -0500

Xavier Whitley II

Trumpy you do stupid things

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 01:06:14 -0500

Molly Hansen

Grumpy, you can do stupid things!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 23:25:02 -0500

Jeremy Deysach

It stinks!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 22:05:15 -0500

Dustin Slaughter

"IT STINKS!"

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 22:04:21 -0500

Michael Schiavo

Of course, because "It stinks!"

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 21:40:08 -0500

Nicholas Martinez

It stinks!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 21:27:58 -0500

Denise Litostansky-Crawford

Pod people got no reason to smile. Gotta vote for my very first episode. It was what made me fall in love with MST3K.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 20:46:31 -0500

Joe Musgrove

Potatoes

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 20:08:55 -0500

Jim Bunch

Because I do stupid things

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 19:30:53 -0500

Joe Mason

I used have a snout-nosed pal of my own.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 18:49:41 -0500

Derek Smith

I have spoken! Er, typed, no wait clicked! Yeah! I have clicked! CanI have a cookie now?

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 17:38:34 -0500

Matthew Finch

Sorry, got to go with Pod People. I was hoping for these two in the finals. Maybe Hellcats will show up??? Oh I hate to shoot a butt like that...

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 16:12:14 -0500

TJ Hayes

Pod People is in my top 5 MST3K episodes, one of Joel's funniest.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 14:55:33 -0500

Joshua Christenson

Little winged potatoes

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 14:27:36 -0500

Bridgett May

IT Stinks!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 14:18:57 -0500

Michael Kilgore

Pod People gives you several loosely connected movies for the price of one.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 13:31:31 -0500

Ricardo Silkworth

Because Trumpy is magic... duh

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:34:52 -0500

Gregory Lannom

Because it doesn't stink!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:32:39 -0500

Chuck Campbell

Because I don't want Trumpy doing stupid magic things in my house because I didn't vote for him.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:14:55 -0500

Joe Nevarez

Trumpy you can do stupid

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:34:30 -0500

GLaMDRINGOS

It stinks!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:29:41 -0500

Joseph Shenk

Pretty sure Pod People was one of the first episodes i saw so it holds a special place in my heart... and haunts my dreams to this day... :)

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:26:40 -0500

Kerrin Dworkowski

It stinks!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:25:41 -0500

Howard Sauertieg

I've seen Pod People too many times, but Girl in Lovers Lane is a bummer so I won't vote for it.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:24:27 -0500

Joe Burke 🇺🇸

It stinks

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:19:44 -0500

Rob

Love pod people

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:17:21 -0500

33%

The Girl in Lovers Lane

Experiment 509

Experiment 509 Show Less

40 Comments

Uncle Fezter

It's not only my favorite episode- it's also damn-near perfect. Every riff's a solid hit, host segments are fantastic- The Train Song, and "I... Am... The E-Lam!", to the bots rewriting the ending.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:17:15 -0500

Jarret Cooper

Are we bound for glory right now, Big Stupid?

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:00:29 -0500

Denise Weck Bluth

Big Stupid

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:34:29 -0500

Liam Humel

a top 5 episode for me, makes me wish we had a better rail system in the US so I could become a hobo

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:31:26 -0500

Jackson Munden

Big Stupid!!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:26:07 -0500

Uncle Fezter

'Sex Poodle' "...What about that guy I groined in the knee?"

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:18:11 -0500

Jeremiah Sutton

Big stupid 😝

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:32:28 -0500

Linda Saper

Cause I love my ruffled yellow dress!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:08:38 -0500

Mike Aronow

Great matchup! While I love Pod People more, I'll give my vote to Big Stupid for a change. Danny and Big Stupid deserve their moment in the sun!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:48:06 -0500

Uncle Fezter

It brought us "groinocological region", "...And that's pretty good!"

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:20:21 -0500

Chad Bailey

Showing some love for Big Stupid

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:43:45 -0500

Casey Killingsworth

An underrated choice

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 11:26:58 -0500

Jason Russell

The first episode I sat down to watch entirely...so I could understand what this thing was

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 13:37:22 -0600

Mike Ensing

Close but the episode # matched my house # at the time

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 08:30:14 -0600

Gregory Kanis

Big Stupid! A tough decision but that's where my heart is.

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 06:49:47 -0600

Nathan Fisk

Girl in Lover's Lane is a solid riff movie, but this is a close contest. Pod People is also good.

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 16:51:12 -0500

Buddy Haskill

Big Stupid!

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 14:32:16 -0500

Shay Kay

"The way I see it, there's three of them and ONE of YOU!" Ha ha ha ha !! Go Big Stupid!

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 10:02:20 -0500

Mark Coghlan

Say no to trumpy

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 02:28:04 -0500

Beardo Beatnick

Big stupid would have wanted it.plus...ww get paid PEOPLE EVERY TURKEY DAY MARATHON! GIVE IT A REST!

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 01:15:03 -0500

Kurt Teets

Jack Elam

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 23:35:17 -0500

Bo Frye

Pod people is great,but overdone, give big stupid a chance!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 22:37:53 -0500

cub

because she always goes in the same little spot

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 21:58:04 -0500

Ben

Big Stupid Is better than Trumpy!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 21:43:49 -0500

Steven Aloyisus Campbell

I honestly don't remember this one. Must have left my brain in lover's lane. Need to see. Pod People is a good one, but give me The Girl In Lovers Lane!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 21:41:36 -0500

Mira Gutoff

Big Stupid

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 20:27:54 -0500

Barry Ward

One I've never seen :/

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 19:53:42 -0500

Tiffany Fricke

My favorite. The guys are at their funniest riffing this one!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 18:50:21 -0500

Carrie Tilley

Big Stupid +Danny = OTP

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 18:20:19 -0500

Dee Schendel

This movie actually makes me sad, but oh my gosh, the riffs are great! Crow is on a roll here! I'm sure Pod People will win, but I would love to see something different.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 17:58:56 -0500

Marty Ketola

Everyone has seen Trumpy. Not everyone knows the brilliance of Big Stupid!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 16:38:48 -0500

Troy Thomas

This is the episode I Accuse My Parents should be, but isn't. This is a juvenile delinquency melodrama with a pulse, and the riffs are actually hysterical.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 16:16:17 -0500

Kevin Smith

My vote’s with Danny

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 15:35:42 -0500

Myrrh Kingwell

Heck yeah! I love this episode!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 15:22:17 -0500

Sierra Rein

I haven't seen this one in a while!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 15:21:42 -0500

William Lane

I embrace any reason to downvote Trumpy, but also Big Stupid told me to.

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 13:18:13 -0500

Jim Simpson

Because Jack Elam plays the best "troubled character" in town!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 13:16:00 -0500

Phyllis Lanza

"Are you waitin' on a bus?" This is one of those movies I enjoy even without the riffs (but the riffs make it better, of course).

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 13:11:50 -0500

Jeremy Leveille

A great episode, awesome riffs all the way through, so funny!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:41:00 -0500

Candy Allison

I know everyone is picking Pod People *yawn* but like give The Girl in Lover’s Lane a chance. It’s a solid episode and I really enjoy it. Give another episode a Turkey Day chance!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 12:17:54 -0500

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

Asked by MST3K

337 Votes

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

37%

The Big Head The Big Head

63%

Johnny Longtorso Johnny Longtorso

37%

The Big Head

It's just really big.

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9 Comments

Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:20:42 -0600

TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:37:24 -0600

Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:21:56 -0600

James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:14:42 -0600

Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:16:58 -0600

Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:30:35 -0600

Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:22:25 -0600

Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:56:46 -0600

Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:31:42 -0600

63%

Johnny Longtorso

Let's assume he comes with the leg and arm upgrades.

Let's assume he comes with the leg and arm upgrades. Show Less

11 Comments

Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:42:58 -0600

Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:12:45 -0600

Casey Killingsworth

more practical

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:09:35 -0600

Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 21:45:41 -0600

Jonathon Hoff

Storage issue

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 09:28:15 -0600

Jennifred Hollybright

I collect action figures

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0600

wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 07:28:28 -0600

Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 22:43:53 -0600

Nate Butler

He's long!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:12:13 -0600

Diana Psotka

ACCESSORIES!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:25:50 -0600

Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:10:11 -0600

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Asked by MST3K

671 Votes

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

25%

Mitchell Mitchell

75%

Rowsdower Rowsdower

25%

Mitchell

He will probably drink all your beer,

He will probably drink all your beer, Show Less

9 Comments

Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:49:03 -0600

Matthew Finch

Two words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 20:50:25 -0600

Vega$ Chicken

From a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:43:22 -0600

Doc Gregory

It's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:10:23 -0600

Gordon Rhys

He'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 07:00:56 -0600

Dee Schendel

I think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:54:52 -0600

Wes Pledger

Mitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:36:53 -0600

Brian John Davidson

It would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:14 -0600

Alexandrea Cyril Niell

My, my, my, my house guest.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:10:56 -0600

75%

Rowsdower

He will also probably drink all your beer.

He will also probably drink all your beer. Show Less

32 Comments

Vern Pike

Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:20:42 -0600

Ben

Denim, mullet, beer and a sidekick . Yeah this guy was built to save us all and the world!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:50:11 -0600

Graham Connor

Amen!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:14:53 -0600

Marion Nanette Holmes

They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:14:17 -0600

Opia R. Castle

Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:11:23 -0600

Andrew Brandt

Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:51:31 -0600

4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist

Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:41:25 -0600

Justin Wingate

Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:06 -0600

M Doyle

I want to find out if there’s beer on the sun. Rowsdower will get me there.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:09:33 -0600

Noble Lashley

I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:02:52 -0600

Mira Gutoff

He'll get us that beer on the sun.

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:52:55 -0600

sean grady

We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 07:53:22 -0600

Kate Halleron

At least he TRIES.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:47:52 -0600

Josh Brown

Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 07:48:04 -0600

NealyPlum Gamer

I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 17:21:21 -0600

Graham Connor

Excuse me...I’m Canadian!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:13:05 -0600

Brock Barber

Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 15:18:21 -0600

Trevor Moses

I have enough beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 14:04:44 -0600

Aaron Noble

Maaan, I basically AM Rowsdower.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 10:29:43 -0600

Rick Halm

Rowsdower will only drink my beer and pass out. Mitchell will shoot me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 21:51:10 -0600

David Schmidt

Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:56:30 -0600

Newt Calkins

Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:30:01 -0600

Warren English

The mullet.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:25:37 -0600

M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:23:20 -0600

Troy Wood

Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:23:26 -0600

Kerrin Dworkowski

We could talk about beer on the sun!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:12:22 -0600

John Arminio

I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:16:47 -0600

Jeremy Nilson

Food!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:17:26 -0600

Zachariah Mason

Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:13:26 -0600

CaptEoNinja83

My family and I LOVE this man!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:38:15 -0600

Andrew Thomas

He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:19:51 -0600

MST3K

Cult stories > cop stories

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:46:08 -0600

Who to Follow

Which is your favored experiment?

67% Pod People WINNER

33% The Girl in Lovers Lane

67% Pod People

33% The Girl in Lovers Lane

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

37% The Big Head The Big Head

63% Johnny Longtorso Johnny Longtorso

37% The Big Head

63% Johnny Longtorso

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

25% Mitchell Mitchell

75% Rowsdower Rowsdower

25% Mitchell

75% Rowsdower

67%

Pod People WINNER

33%

The Girl in Lovers Lane

67%

Pod People

33%

The Girl in Lovers Lane

37%

The Big Head The Big Head

63%

Johnny Longtorso Johnny Longtorso

37%

The Big Head

63%

Johnny Longtorso

25%

Mitchell Mitchell

75%

Rowsdower Rowsdower

25%

Mitchell

75%

Rowsdower