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10/31/2020

Which is your favored experiment?

42%
The Touch of Satan

21

58%
Hobgoblins WINNER

48

42%
The Touch of Satan

21 Comments
Timothy Aymar
1
Timothy Aymar

What do you get when you fall from grace, you only get cast into perdition .... Clu Galuger wasn't in it but he should have been. And the power of Beez surpassed even that of Satan himself!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 18:23:48 -0500

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Newt Calkins
1
Newt Calkins

Margaret Rawhidechew

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 17:41:37 -0500

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Amber Scaggs
1
Amber Scaggs

"This is where the fish lives."

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 16:07:19 -0500

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Sitting Duck
1
Sitting Duck

Softens the hands as you do the dishes.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 14:18:38 -0500

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Chippletown
1
Chippletown

As much as I love the 80's teen vibe of Hobgoblins, The Touch of Satan has some seriously strong quips and jokes and that damn opening song is so good,

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 13:02:09 -0500

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Michael Schiavo
1
Michael Schiavo

70s > 80s

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:36:01 -0500

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James Haile
1
James Haile

I voted this way to keep Gramma and her scabby Gorilla from visiting me.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:30:10 -0500

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Sean McDonnell
1
Sean McDonnell

Hobgoblins is mega-overrated. Besides, who *doesn't* want to visit a walnut ranch on Thanksgiving?

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:29:26 -0500

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Andrew Hill
0
Andrew Hill

Maverick driving cloody!

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 09:19:21 -0500

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Kurt Teets
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Kurt Teets

Walnuts

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 23:40:41 -0500

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Ben
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Ben

Were the fish lives is all you need to know oh and old oatmeal face grandma.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 23:23:50 -0500

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Derek Smith
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Derek Smith

come on! this was shot by Jordan Cronenweth!!!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 22:38:01 -0500

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Diana Psotka
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Diana Psotka

ZAH!!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 21:04:13 -0500

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Jay Rambo
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Jay Rambo

Honestly, it's just the one I've seen the least often

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 19:31:09 -0500

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Nicole Loughran
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Nicole Loughran

This is where the fish lives

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 18:07:30 -0500

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Stella Starpauer
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Stella Starpauer

for Stan

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 15:56:30 -0500

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Zach Jansen
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Zach Jansen

Because this is where the fish live.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 15:04:08 -0500

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Phyllis Lanza
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Phyllis Lanza

Honestly, I don't like either of these, but I'll take tortuously slow dialogue over derivative puppets (the hobgoblins, not the bots).

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 13:41:52 -0500

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Tina Coughlin
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Tina Coughlin

Because I long to see "where the fish lives." And it's my favorite documentary about walnut farming.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:15:35 -0500

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Jim Hanson
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Jim Hanson

As much as I love Hobgoblins, this movie is "where my vote lives".

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:12:35 -0500

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matty boy
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matty boy

hobgoblins is just. so. gross.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:08:37 -0500

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58%
Hobgoblins

48 Comments
Zoltan Wilson
4
Zoltan Wilson

its the 80 do alot of coke and vote for Ronald regan

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 14:42:12 -0500

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CatherineCrankypants
2
CatherineCrankypants

"It's the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for ronald reagan"

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 14:01:39 -0500

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TransmorpherDDS
2
TransmorpherDDS

I love both, but Hobgoblins is one of the episodes I show to people to show them how good MST3k is. It helps that the movie itself is genuinely entertaining on its own, because of how bad it is.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:09:11 -0500

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Mike Aronow
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Mike Aronow

This is the toughest one yet! I love both episodes, but I have to go with Hobgoblins. The rake scene, the Hobgoblins song, Club Scum, the old man. It has it all. My apologies to where the fish lives.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 13:07:19 -0500

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Matthew Finch
1
Matthew Finch

🎶Pig, sticker🎶 Also, look for the pawn shop worker from Pulp Fiction, if you didn't already notice...

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 02:47:59 -0500

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Steven Aloyisus Campbell
1
Steven Aloyisus Campbell

When Satan touched me, he told me to vote for Hobgoblins.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 16:57:03 -0500

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Richard Dickson
1
Richard Dickson

That sure is a bad movie, won't you?

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:12:24 -0500

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Jackson Munden
1
Jackson Munden

What do you do with those Hobgoblins?

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:11:48 -0500

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Jeff Oskins
1
Jeff Oskins

Hobgoblin needs to be on a turkey day marathon.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:09:18 -0500

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Kerrin Dworkowski
1
Kerrin Dworkowski

How do you read a record?

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:08:12 -0500

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MST3K
1
MST3K

Sentence fragments! Just phrases!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:02:18 -0500

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Jessica Baumann
0
Jessica Baumann

Tougher match up but Hobgoblins is one of my all-time favs. Few could beat it in my book.

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 00:48:08 -0500

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B F
0
B F

Hoobbbbbgoblins, hobbbbbgoblins!

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 22:04:30 -0500

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

Whatcha gonna do with those Hobgoblins?

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 20:29:47 -0500

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Corey Core Grundstein
0
Corey Core Grundstein

Cause "It's" still "the 80's, do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!"

Fri, 30 Oct 2020 18:11:40 -0500

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Beardo Beatnick
0
Beardo Beatnick

More cheese than a cheese factory

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 23:13:58 -0500

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Jacob Harris
0
Jacob Harris

Ironically, no one in the band Wang Chung had sex that night.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 09:24:11 -0500

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Bill Covington
0
Bill Covington

This really was prime MST3K on Sci-Fi. One of a string of winning riffs and bad movies.

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 07:41:56 -0500

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Josh H(Viper)
0
Josh H(Viper)

This is the ultimate MST3K film. This is an entry level for MSTIES honestly, and brings so much joy

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 07:20:51 -0500

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Jessi Mellenthin
0
Jessi Mellenthin

That Hobgoblins song

Thu, 29 Oct 2020 00:13:38 -0500

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Corey Core Grundstein
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Corey Core Grundstein

Cause 🎶 "It's the 80's, do a lot of coke & vote for Ronald Reagan!" 🎵

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 23:00:59 -0500

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Russell Boyer
0
Russell Boyer

Whatcha gonna do with those Hobgoblins?

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 22:14:34 -0500

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Matthew Pedone 📚🍳🏳️‍🌈
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Matthew Pedone 📚🍳🏳️‍🌈

Hobgoblins! Hobgoblins! What do you do with those hobgoblins? They're over here! They're over there! Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 21:00:06 -0500

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Ryan Barker
0
Ryan Barker

Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 19:46:01 -0500

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Barry Ward
0
Barry Ward

Koalas!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 18:38:17 -0500

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Jarret Cooper
0
Jarret Cooper

it's HORRIBLE. the only movie that I ever wanted to beat up.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 18:21:49 -0500

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Stephanie
0
Stephanie

Because I am thankful for the 80's, when we could do a lot of crack and vote for Ronald Regan.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 17:33:37 -0500

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Amanda Qassar
0
Amanda Qassar

Pig kicker?...

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 16:34:44 -0500

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Paul Smith
0
Paul Smith

Paint my muscle car PRUNE colored, please!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 16:31:14 -0500

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Tiffany Fricke
0
Tiffany Fricke

Haven't seen it yet.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 16:23:50 -0500

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Troy Thomas
0
Troy Thomas

I once tried showing this episode to a girl on a first date. We didn't work out, but there's no reason other prospective couples out there can't bond over some scuzzy strippers and rake fighting!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 15:22:31 -0500

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Ricardo Silkworth
0
Ricardo Silkworth

I’m here for these darn hobgoblins ... they’re everywhere

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 15:15:27 -0500

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Justin Wingate
0
Justin Wingate

This will do until RIfftrax Live show comes into circuit.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 14:49:03 -0500

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Myrrh Kingwell
0
Myrrh Kingwell

Pearl is my favorite, and this is a great Pearl episode!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 14:25:34 -0500

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Candy Allison
0
Candy Allison

This is a favorite episode of mine!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 14:14:17 -0500

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Casey Killingsworth
0
Casey Killingsworth

This has held up both times I've ever seen it.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 13:52:43 -0500

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Not Billehecka
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Not Billehecka

Those darn hobgoblins are everywhere

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 13:38:23 -0500

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Todd Divel
0
Todd Divel

gotta go hobgoblins this time

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 13:31:10 -0500

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

Daran Norris!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 13:11:39 -0500

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Josh Ryals
0
Josh Ryals

"Sentence fragments!"

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:53:34 -0500

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Edward Deak
0
Edward Deak

"...regarded as a RIP off of Gremlins and deemed one of the worst films made of all time" ;-)

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:47:32 -0500

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CB Axel
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CB Axel

Because Hobgoblins

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:43:40 -0500

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Jeffrey Malone
0
Jeffrey Malone

At this point, I haven't yet reacted.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:39:47 -0500

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ThePeronah
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ThePeronah

It's the 80s. Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:27:18 -0500

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Lisamarie Babik
0
Lisamarie Babik

It's the Eighties! Do a lot of coke and vote for Ronald Reagan!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:21:23 -0500

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Chuck Campbell
0
Chuck Campbell

For that almost near hit, "Fish Licker"! Er, "Fish Kicker"? I forget.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:15:15 -0500

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Joshua J. Slone
0
Joshua J. Slone

Fish picker.

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:14:27 -0500

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Brian Jay
0
Brian Jay

This is the first really tough choice you guys have given me, but it's gotta be Hobgoblins!

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 12:14:05 -0500

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Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

Which invention would you rather receive as a gift?

The Big Head

10

Johnny Longtorso

11

The Big Head

10 Comments
Jim Hanson
3
Jim Hanson

I want people to see me and go "who's that guy with the biiig head?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:20:42 -0600

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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM
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TéléDex-Bracewell #SiaDoesntSpeakForUs #BLM

I think this is more of a novelty gift, that will look good on a wall, rather than my head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:37:24 -0600

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Arlene Harris
1
Arlene Harris

the big head comes complete. Johnny long torso has so many add ons.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:21:56 -0600

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James Scoggin
1
James Scoggin

Perfect for keeping those annoying salespeople away!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:14:42 -0600

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black and white spies
0
black and white spies

Pixar

Mon, 15 Mar 2021 22:43:11 -0500

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Ben
0
Ben

I want people to see me coming before I’m there!

Wed, 30 Dec 2020 19:16:58 -0600

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Troy Wood
0
Troy Wood

I don't do much algebra, but in the off chance I needed to, it'd be handy to have the big head around.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 15:30:35 -0600

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Derek Smith
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Derek Smith

Ummm... because? Yeah, because! That's right ummm yeah... because... n stuff. I have spoken! Pretty much. Or because bigger head means I can eat bigger cheez-its?

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 14:22:25 -0600

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Sitting Duck
0
Sitting Duck

Though I really want Mr. Mashed Potato Head.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:56:46 -0600

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Michael Kilgore
0
Michael Kilgore

If anyone ever told me in response to my grandiose plans that I've got the big head, I'd reply, "How did you know?"

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:31:42 -0600

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Johnny Longtorso

11 Comments
Russell Boyer
1
Russell Boyer

With realistic Action Batch™!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 16:42:58 -0600

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Kirsty The Hermit
1
Kirsty The Hermit

Look at how long his torso is! It's so long! That's cool.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:12:45 -0600

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Casey Killingsworth
1
Casey Killingsworth

more practical

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:09:35 -0600

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Leeann Key
0
Leeann Key

I have a long torso, and it would be nice to have an action figure that is like me.

Thu, 14 Jan 2021 21:45:41 -0600

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Jonathon Hoff
0
Jonathon Hoff

Storage issue

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 09:28:15 -0600

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Jennifred Hollybright
0
Jennifred Hollybright

I collect action figures

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 08:38:31 -0600

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wthvideoproduction
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wthvideoproduction

I love Johnny Longtorso and I would have loved to have had it when I was a kid.

Thu, 24 Dec 2020 07:28:28 -0600

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Bussho Lahn
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Bussho Lahn

But only his realistic action batch

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 22:43:53 -0600

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Nate Butler
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Nate Butler

He's long!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 20:12:13 -0600

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Diana Psotka
0
Diana Psotka

ACCESSORIES!

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:25:50 -0600

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Claire Jumper
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Claire Jumper

The big head is a little creepy.

Wed, 23 Dec 2020 13:10:11 -0600

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Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Which person would you rather host for the holidays?

Mitchell

9

Rowsdower

32

Mitchell

9 Comments
Denise Litostansky-Crawford
1
Denise Litostansky-Crawford

My, my, my Mitchell. He'll clean up all the leftovers.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:49:03 -0600

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Matthew Finch
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Matthew Finch

Two words: Not Canadian Just kidding. He's just so lovable...

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 20:50:25 -0600

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Vega$ Chicken
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Vega$ Chicken

From a guest standpoint he would probably be low maintenance as long as you had plenty of beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:43:22 -0600

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Doc Gregory
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Doc Gregory

It's Joe Don Baker, need I say more. My My My My Mitchell.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 21:10:23 -0600

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Gordon Rhys
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Gordon Rhys

He'll bring the Schlitz. Kiss of the hops, baby.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 07:00:56 -0600

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Dee Schendel
0
Dee Schendel

I think Mitchell would be a chill drunk at the holiday celebrations & mildly entertaining. Rowsdower, probably an angry drunk, unpredictable with his PTSD because of that cult thing & kind of scary. I'm all into excitement, but not at Christmas.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:54:52 -0600

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Wes Pledger
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Wes Pledger

Mitchell! One of the first mst3k’s I ever saw!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:36:53 -0600

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Brian John Davidson
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Brian John Davidson

It would be easy to toss Mitchell out in the snow once the visit palled. Which would take about five minutes. I'd give him an orange for the journey.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:14 -0600

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Alexandrea Cyril Niell
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Alexandrea Cyril Niell

My, my, my, my house guest.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:10:56 -0600

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Rowsdower

32 Comments
Vern Pike
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Vern Pike

Do you want your house to smell like Canadian Bacon mixed with failure, or baby oil mixed with failure? Easy choice. Plus, Rowsdower brings with him a sidekick and a gaggle of BDSM cultists to liven up your evening. What has Mitchell ever done like that?

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:20:42 -0600

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Ben
2
Ben

Denim, mullet, beer and a sidekick . Yeah this guy was built to save us all and the world!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 17:50:11 -0600

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Graham Connor
Graham Connor

Amen!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:14:53 -0600

Marion Nanette Holmes
2
Marion Nanette Holmes

They are both unappealing, but I grew up in rural Maine in the woods, so I could deal with his rural Canadianness, and I would be up for map finding-behinding and a beer on the sun with Rowsdower.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:14:17 -0600

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Opia R. Castle
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Opia R. Castle

Rowsdower saves us and saves all the world. Mitchell just drinks, boinks, and yells at kids.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:11:23 -0600

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Andrew Brandt
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Andrew Brandt

Rowsdower may have a conflicted past, but he ends up doing the right thing. Mitchell is a scumbag. The festive beeramid we would construct brings tears to the eyes!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:51:31 -0600

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4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist
1
4 Seasons Total Landscaping's Head Arborist

Does Mitchell rock a totally awesome jean jacket like Rowsder? Nay!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:41:25 -0600

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Justin Wingate
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Justin Wingate

Say what you can, at least he isn't Joe Don Baker.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:21:06 -0600

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M Doyle
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M Doyle

I want to find out if there’s beer on the sun. Rowsdower will get me there.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:09:33 -0600

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Noble Lashley
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Noble Lashley

I honestly couldn't decide. It just came down to the fact that it's more fun to say "Rowsdower"

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:02:52 -0600

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Mira Gutoff
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Mira Gutoff

He'll get us that beer on the sun.

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 22:52:55 -0600

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sean grady
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sean grady

We only have to deal with Rowsdower once. I would fear dealing with Joe Don morphing from Mitchell to Final Justice in my house. The sacrifice would be too great! 😂

Thu, 17 Dec 2020 07:53:22 -0600

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Kate Halleron
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Kate Halleron

At least he TRIES.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 17:47:52 -0600

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Josh Brown
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Josh Brown

Zap may be an out of shape, gruff old ass, but he's not as prone to violence without provocation as Mitchell. I feel like we could all just sit around drinking Crown Royal and have a good time. Mitchell would start a fight.

Wed, 16 Dec 2020 07:48:04 -0600

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NealyPlum Gamer
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NealyPlum Gamer

I mean, once you hear about baby oil Mitchell... Ugh... Yeah Ros has my vote

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 17:21:21 -0600

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Graham Connor
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Graham Connor

Excuse me...I’m Canadian!

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 16:13:05 -0600

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Brock Barber
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Brock Barber

Kick back a few brews, beat up some evil cultists, talk about our boy Csonka, who could ask for more?

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 15:18:21 -0600

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Trevor Moses
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Trevor Moses

I have enough beer.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 14:04:44 -0600

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Aaron Noble
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Aaron Noble

Maaan, I basically AM Rowsdower.

Tue, 15 Dec 2020 10:29:43 -0600

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Rick Halm
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Rick Halm

Rowsdower will only drink my beer and pass out. Mitchell will shoot me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 21:51:10 -0600

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David Schmidt
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David Schmidt

Rowsdower may not be cultured, but he's quiet and seems like he might bathe. You can practically smell Mitchell through the screen...

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:56:30 -0600

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Newt Calkins
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Newt Calkins

Rowsdower brings his own beer. And being Canadian, he's naturally more fun in the snow.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:30:01 -0600

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Warren English
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Warren English

The mullet.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:25:37 -0600

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M'Hael Adam McMorgann
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M'Hael Adam McMorgann

Rowsdower's rough around the edges, but at least he'd try to do right by the kids. Mitchell would show up with a cheap hooker and scream obscenities at the kids in the room

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 20:23:20 -0600

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Troy Wood
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Troy Wood

Mitchell would eat all your food, do unspeakable things to your toilet, and then haul the entire family down to the station on Christmas morning for some minor infraction he noticed while snooping around the house for more gravy. All except for grandma... grandma has to walk. Bite me, Mitchell.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:23:26 -0600

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Kerrin Dworkowski
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Kerrin Dworkowski

We could talk about beer on the sun!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 19:12:22 -0600

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John Arminio
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John Arminio

I can barely say the name "Rowsdower" without giggling. He brings mirth like Santa Claus, even if he smells like stale cigarettes and flat beer rather than sugarplums and roasted chestnuts.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 18:16:47 -0600

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Jeremy Nilson
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Jeremy Nilson

Food!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:17:26 -0600

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Zachariah Mason
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Zachariah Mason

Because i want him to drink something other than beer!!!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 16:13:26 -0600

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CaptEoNinja83
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CaptEoNinja83

My family and I LOVE this man!

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:38:15 -0600

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Andrew Thomas
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Andrew Thomas

He’s lumpy, but he’s a nice guy. Mitchell’s too sleazy for me.

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 15:19:51 -0600

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MST3K
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MST3K

Cult stories > cop stories

Mon, 14 Dec 2020 14:46:08 -0600

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